#god i miss this woman

[the-voldsoy]

traditional art, all phone cameras are evil, etc etc

Lady Ethel Mallory !! specifically how i think she sees herself. this song (Oh No! by MARINA) is so LEM coded, i will definitely do a version of this with how i think she actually looks with a different lyric :)

[weaverofink]

when u name urself after ur fictional crush but your entire friend group also knows the reference

[lkingofcatsl]

THANK YOU LANZI WAHHHHHHHH

[pondslime]

Would you rather stay at the Waffle House as a waitress forever?

Elisha Cuthbert as Carly Jones HOUSE OF WAX (2005) dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

[ocudeus]

One of the things I regret about Last Legacy is how only in Anisa's route your isekai knowledge comes into play, with the blood of Lord of Shadows opening the dungeon.

I wish they gave it more attention, but I also get if they thought it breaks the immersion. Like if there was a scene where you're walking through Porrima with your love interest and they comment on how you seem to know the city streets very well, like a local, for someone from another realm entirely and it's because you Memorised The Entire Map by playing the Last Legacy game back on Earth. Or maybe there's a history discussion with Escell and you're like, Um That's Incorrect. Because according to the Encyclopedia Astraea what happened was - (...)

Or maybe another dungeon situation and there's a puzzle and all of the characters are like oh noooo what are we gonna doooo??? And maybe like you don't have any options offered instead you just get the one true answer offered because You've Literally Been Here. You were stuck on this puzzle for 3 HOURS so you memorized it because of repetition.

I mean if Lord of Shadows made the game based on Astraea as Mike Morgan, and he stayed as truthful to the reality as possible you would have a MASSIVE plot advantage instead of just running around like a dumbass, bc hellooo we are also the main character but. I know I know it's a silly romance visual novel and I was expecting too much but godddd the potential was thereeeee

[snazzi-strawberri-artz]

AUGHH CLASS ASSIGNMENT YIPPEEE!!! Had to make cut out silhouette designs for 3 of our characters!!!

[sciderman]

I really don't like how we're just glossing over the fact that Gwen cheated on Peter let alone MJ hiding this from him.

who's glossing? i'm writing a whole fic about it.

2. they were on a BREAK

3. you're forgetting that peter and gwen are dramatic irony the couple™ and at exactly the precise same time gwen had her tongue down mary jane's throat peter had his tongue down harry's. the exact same night.

the joke is that peter has been burying all this guilt for years thinking that he'd failed gwen and was terrible and dishonest and she was an angel who was too good for him until he finds out. gwen was always just as much of a messy bitch as he was. but he was too busy spiralling in his own messes to realise that gwen was just as messy as he was.

4. mj didn't tell him, sure. but that's because she assumed gwen told him. i don't think mj's the sort of girl to say "hey by the way i fucked your girlfriend shitlips" even if that would be hilarious. she didn't think it was a secret though and definitely thought gwen told peter.

and yeah. i'd hesitate to call it cheating - they were definitely on a break. they might not have laid down a law, and definitely both feel ridiculously guilty about it, but they. were. on a break.

i think it was just a necessary thing, for both of them.

i think for me, i'm not about the moral black-and-white of relationships - it always got me down when people point at the piña colada song saying it's terrible. it's about cheating. that's objectively bad and evil so says it in the bible thou shall not commit adultery yadda yadda yadda. no, no, shut up. that's not what the song is about. the song is about rediscovering there's stuff you've overlooked about your partner. that you can think you love someone, but not actually know them. and you can learn more about them, and realise they're not what you thought, and you can fall in love with them all over again. for me, that's like, the most romantic thing ever, actually. and those who look at it through the "this song is about cheating" lens completely sleep on how genuinely, sincerely cute and romantic it is. that it's a song not about cheating, but discovering stuff you didn't know about your partner, and falling in love with them all over again. finding out that actually, you're both the kind of person who's crazy and lustful for life enough to run away with a romantic stranger on a wild escape, but you were both too afraid to admit that to each other. i love that song. it's so much more sincere and human than any stupid love song. nay sayers get away from me.

i think peter and gwen are a lot like that piña colada song. neither of them are a villain. both of them make mistakes and both of them were messy and both of them had stuff to figure out before they could make it work together.

i... sighs... i'd like people to kind of stop expecting these guys to be right all the time. they're disasters. i wouldn't be interested to write them in any other way. and i promise you wouldn't be interested to read it, either. i'm here for the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out. shout out to the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out.

[thatblucat]

when true hearts lie withered and fond ones are flown, who would inhabit this bleak world alone?

[art-emis99]

oh it was so cool to see that jaiden started streaming again yesterday! i couldn't watch it but im super excited to do so today and I hope qjaiden returns soon and haha what do you mean qjaiden is dead

[cienie-isengardu]

Hades & siblings

Other “Greek Mythology” arts:

How to seduce Ares [3/3]: Success + bonus

How to seduce Ares [2/3]: Hebe's advice

How to seduce Ares [1/3]: Failed attempt

Athena is not a morning person + bonus

Hera’s reaction after meeting Thanatos.

Hera meets Thanatos, the New Friend of Ares

A daily life of Hebe + bonus

Kid Eileithyia, kid Ares and very concerned Zeus & Hera

Athena & Aphrodite (on battlefield)

Ares and his sons: Deimos & Phobos

The Gods of War: Ares & Athena

Persephone’s reminder for Ares & Athena

[duelistkingdom]

the worst part is i can't even say he's wrong. they certainly did figure out how to contribute the city by joining the wrgp. but like. this is one of those things where it literally does not make sense. this is insane levels of logic. "we're not sure how to contribute to the city. we think entering a magic the gathering tournament will help." like. imagine saying that fr when your parents ask what you're going to do after you graduate college. "idk. thought i'd play card games and figure it out, man"

[cent-scratchnsniff]

that day when she opened her eyes for the first time. i remember you were just staring through the laboratory's glass not setting a single foot inside.

[mashmouths]

so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

[thecipherlegacy]

We are so back 🙏

[multiplicityofmind]

CATHILDA COME HOME TO ME I MISS YOU

she's just so perfect and I miss her every day

[morninkim]

woman who wonders about many a thing