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every holiday is made better with vampirism. btw

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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

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Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

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do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

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you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

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(Part of my Zaunite Viktor AU)

You know that feeling when you accidentally call your teacher or boss mom/dad? Yeah that shit's embarrassing lmao.

Also, what do you think of Powder's fanart? ;)

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pirate timebomb but make it extra soft

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The spice must flow

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i want to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] be in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant

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The way isha shoots the bad hallucinations

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I hope this is how you all feel about me

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“I’m almost 50, and here is the best thing I have learned so far: every strange thing you’ve ever been into, every failed hobby or forgotten instrument, everything you have ever learned will come back to you, will serve you when you need it. No love, however brief, is wasted.” @louisethebaker on Twitter

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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there is a special hatred that can only exist between you and a video game you've put 300 hours into

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