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You could never comprehend how difficult life is for my Tumblr mutuals. Not a single one of them is going to make it, but they still log on and manage to fake a smile a decent percentage of the time. That they even perform basic tasks like respirating and seeking shelter is an honest to God miracle.

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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Honkai: Star Rail CN x 加多宝 (Jiaduobao) Herbal Tea Collab Promotional Artwork

Download: Google Drive

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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remembering (as a form of self harm).

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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

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The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.

The Arcane is waking up.

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actually. do we want to talk about how viktor was the one to give jayce his bracelet back when they first met and now that bracelet has fused into jayce's skin like a painful reminder of how the arcane has permanently changed him and their relationship

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in case anyone is missing it arcane tiktok is recreating mishapocalypse by changing their pfps to show whether or not they support Jayce

here are the standard ones

even League of Legends is in on it, though they're avoiding choosing a side

it's gotten a little out of hand with the varieties but it's so good. there's pride flags, there's gay kisses, there's loss.jpg, there's anti maddie, there's scissors, there's reduce reuse recycle, there's isha lives, there's christmas, there's mpreg. you name it they got it

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arcane be like: yes i will be the most beautiful, groundbreaking show and have characters that undergo greek and shakespearean tragedies. yes it will be like watching living, breathing painted murals move. did you know this is about league of legends actually .

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doomed yaoi

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Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.

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musings on november

Donald Miller, Holly Warburton, L. M. Montgomery, E. M. Forster, Anne Sexton, Kaye Donachie, Anne Sexton, Emilio Hernandez Martin, Maggie Stiefvater, Nina MacLaughlin (The Paris Review)

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sources? a little birdie, et al (2024)