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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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hate having to sit on public toilets because then I start experiencing the memories of everyone who sat there before me

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i know we'll reunite one day, up there in the clouds

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Odessa was a little confused 😆

Meme requested by @/Q_Q_IDK (on twitter) as a commission and the reference is from the original artist @/SUClDE (on twitter)

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Flowers: “’Ey! we’re growin’ heeere!” 

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Dinosaur Comes to Town illustrated by Art Seiden, 1963

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what the fuck why would anyone call it that

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What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

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collecting posts of this type

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Happy new pope and sayonara you weeaboo shits

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CLARIFICATION: Pope Leo XIV was born in Chicago but has spent the majority of his ministry (since the 80s) serving in Peru. He holds dual American & Peruvian citizenship.