#god i love making these

[rosedforbes]

KLAROLINE × UNHINGED POSTS ; PART 17

[cryptidcola]

babygirl of q1 2024 for sure

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

DBD as Incorrect Quotes bcuz i love making these

Edwin: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

Charles: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Esther: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Jenny: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Charles: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Crystal: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Edwin/Charles: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Jenny: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Niko/Charles: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'.

Esther: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Niko: Goodnight moon. Niko: Goodnight tree. Niko: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Crystal: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

The Cat King: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Esther: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Charles: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Crystal/Charles: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Charles: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Edwin: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Monty: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

Crystal/Charles: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Literally Any Agency Member: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Jenny: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

Charles: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. Jenny: Thank god.

[fraudulent-cheese]

MORE. MORE OF THESE. JUST MORE TOTAL DRAMA TEXTPOSTS!!!

[rynnaissance]

MORE RANDOM MODERN AU BELL’S HELLS

fearne practically *never* texts, but this doesn’t mean that she’s not communicating with her friends. she just always responds to a text by immediately facetiming whoever reached out. she’s usually busy doing something in public, so it really doesn’t make sense for her to do that.

EXAMPLE

imogen, through text message:

“hey fearne, were you still planning on coming over for dinner tonight? laudna is worrying over the menu and wants to know what you want.”

*incoming video call from fearne*

fearne: *sitting on a beach, wearing giant heart shaped sunglasses, and sipping an equally giant piña colada. the sound of waves crash in the background.* “what about dinner?”

imogen: “are you… fearne, where are you? what beach is that??”

fearne: “i don’t know(:”

[okayclaryfray]

Jace Herondale moodboard

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[fraternum-momentum]

give me your complete and unwavering devotion.

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the mobile phone museum is a online museum featuring over 2000 types of old and funky phones that’s amazing for seeing old phones and getting info about them for stuff like writing/art or just because they’re so cool and i love them look at them

behold! some of my favourite silly creatures :3

[pumpkinhrat]

Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier

Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[pspsps i yapped about it here]

[tooquirkytolose]

Don't Be Difficult

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[sweetestdoll222]

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