#goat drama

[greedykrab]

ahhh

[ro-bee]

Who made the first move: Goat or wolf Nari?

difficult question...

they're in the worst situationship ever

i think wolf nari did the first move back in the days when he was still a god but now everything is different and he's just too scared of confessing to goat, he doesn't want a rejection (he thinks goat hates him a bit, and right now goat is the only person he has (?) he really doesn't want to be alone) and doesn't really mind their messy relationship as it is right now, better than nothing i guess

goat is too pridefull to do the first move (they're still trying to understant their feelings for wolf, they hate him because tecnically what hapened to them is also his fault but they also find comfort in wolf...) also goat feels really guilty about killing wolf instead of giving him mercy in the final battle so yeah... they don't really want to talk about it lol

[izzy140105]

Logan Paul beefing with young adults online instead of taking care of his own kid speaks volumes...

[sweet-potato-42]

Morning crew will all chill and be silly together and then will alone drop insane well produced lore to set the community on fire

[finalfantasyx]

只因你們叫我一聲大師兄 所以在我倒下之前 你們一個都不能死 Because you all call me your eldest martial brother...before I fall, none of you are allowed to die.

[bowieified]

I love the little dramatic speech Crowley gives to the goats in episode 2. He knows he isn't going to kill them, and no one is watching; so he's just doing it for the drama? 'You should know why you're about to die. God has abandoned you. The God who claims to love you, and demands your praise, has given you up to be destroyed'. Crowley is 100% 50% a demon just for the drama.

[bookishnewt]

Power is out so I’ve been thinking about plot/backstories for the Lamb and the Goat.

Kore - The Lamb (she/they)

Last of her kind, clings to the teachings of her people. Uses those lessons in her cult.

Self-named. Many just call them Lamb.

Was hesitant to trust The One Who Waits in the beginning, ultimately her distrust was proven right in the end. Kills Narinder in the final fight.

Had plenty of time to think things over before facing Narinder again.

Can’t say she’ll ever forgive the Bishops for what they’ve done but has sought their help/advice about the cult and ascension to godhood.

Lazarus - The Goat (they/them)

Formerly a follower of Shamura until they betrayed the Bishops. They allowed a flock of sheep to escape capture and was personally executed by Shamura for this. Some harsh final words were shared before the killing blow was dealt with.

The One Who Waits selected Lazarus to become his vessel as another act of vengeance his siblings. Fueled by their own hurt Lazarus accepted without hesitation. Spares Narinder after final fight.

Wore a purple fleece in mockery towards Shamura and using honorifics in sarcastic tones when speaking to them.

Repairing the (idk what they have) relationship between Lazarus and Shamura takes so much time. They also put off freeing Shamura for so long. Had to be strong-armed into doing it by the other former Bishops.

While on crusade Lazarus learns the escaped sheep not only survived but thrived. The attacks/sacrifices came to an end when they became Narinder’s vessel. In the Goat’s plotline Kore is amongst the surviving sheep and became an important figure of rebuilding a safe community to live in.

[backpackingspace]

Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"

Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

GOTH TYLER BE UPON YE!!!

[total-drama-brainrot]

... So has anyone written the NJ hotdog date yet?

[muxas-world]

I kinda need motogp to have a rider of the day like f1 so we can all fight over riders gettin' it for the dumbest reasons like existing o cause they awwww they have a bad weekend ;)

[itsrayohno]

This was how I felt after B and Dawn’s eliminations

[chrismcleaneatspants]

It's really funny seeing people try to counter criticism of TD's writing with "You're taking it too seriously" as if the show hasn't deliberately tried to make you invested in its characters multiple times, only to throw that investment away for mean-spirited jokes that are pretty mid tier in the grand scheme of the show. (I don't hate mean spirited humor per se, but the ways the show often does it does not land at all)

And this is saying nothing about how this subsection of the fanbase treats character investment and goofy slapstick comedy as mutually exclusive when the show has managed to balance both before (Why else did it become popular in the first place?)

[deepestconnoisseurmoon]

The VVitch (2015)

[tylerqzy]

silly bf and serious bf

[redux-iterum]

what! i have to hear what you and your neighbor did about their digs after they took out your goat herd. I have a large herd as well, and I am terrified of the same thing happening

Honestly, my family didn't do anything. We lived in a rural area where a lot of our pets ended up missing or in pieces around our property and outside of it, so we were accustomed to losing animals in violent ways. The loss of our goats was the most significant, though, and because the goats were kind of the pets of the entire neighborhood, our other neighbors were way angrier than we were about it.

We just had sympathy for the owner of those dogs because she'd lost her husband that same year, and the oldest dog was all she had left of him, with the youngest being a new adoption. She hadn't anticipated them breaking out, but once she caught them again both were taken away and put down at her behest. We never told her to do that, nor did we argue with her or even get angry. She just took responsibility and handled the issue her way.