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Losing my mind over your new Leon/Arty fic, youāre a fucking genius
Sex is cool but have you ever had a random internet stranger say they like some goalie porn you wrote? Cool.
If you're so inclined, you can find said goalie and the idiot who thought they could handle it right here.
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andrewās definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
āno mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops deadā
#pr manager is like: andrewā¦ this is the last time iām gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i canāt exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew itās no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. iām fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing heās ever thought#for instanceāa tweet that just says āan alien googling: human clothesā#heās on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#heās cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ādoes mitch mcconnell know heās dead yetā#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted āhopefully next he steps down from lifeā#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and heās such a shit. he does not care either way#heās kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. iām just doing what you asked me#theyāve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows heās the best goalie)#ok i think thatās enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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from being the youngest captain of the nhl to losing after being down 0-3 and forcing game 7. i don't care what you say. this is his team
connor mcdavid | EDM @ FLA | 06.24.2024
#do you ever think about how far connor has grown and the leader he has become#from being a terrified 18 year old who didn't know if he would meet the expectations that everyone put on him#from him dreading talking to the media and not showing any personality except to his team and his family#to ben stelter#to loosening up more because he's grown up now#to shutting people up and bringing us back from the fucking dead when everyone counted us out and no one but him and drai and the rest of#the team believing in themselves#to losing in the cup finals in this way but still standing in the benches while the other team hoists the cup#the dream he has had since he was a child to a teen to a young adult to now#to make sure he could hug his team and his goalie?#yeah i think about it#he is a captain i would want to play for#corey perry#stuart skinner#anyways i am devastated and tired#good night#and yes i realized there was a portion i did not gif so i went back and added it#leon draisaitl#mcdrai#oilers lb#edmonton oilers#perlinigif#connor mcdavid
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heās so smiley iām sick heās adorable
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ā jake oettinger & mason marchment via lexydurham on instagram; june 28, 2024
#hockey#stars#dallas stars#jake oettinger#mason marchment#as is the case every time i've posted something myself from instagram stories (this is maybe the 3rd time) this is so i can find it later!!#there's just something SO ā#alksjdhfg. look at their matching swimsuits. lexy are u aware that the text makes it look like mush & otter are to be wed to each other.#lexy you've GOT to know i believe you're too smart not to know#why is otter's head so fucking big btw#god no wonder he struggles to put his own helmet on once a game#big fucking head dainty little waist. perfect goalie#also if someone else posted this already i didn't see it sorry xoxo
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signs of life from jars!
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whats gayer : gay people or whatever the fuck these two have going on
#linus ullmark#jeremy swayman#boston bruins#bruins#i love goalies so fucking much :)#goalie love#swaymark#js1#lu35#im so normal#wife
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"Someone said it, I forget who said it but, like, 'you dream your entire life on being on a team that freakin' good.' Right? It was meant to beāit was destiny. That save Bob made not even fucking looking? Like I bought the t-shirt! 'The Bobbery!' It'sā" "Fuck, yeah!" "BobāWhat's he like?" "That's the kind-of shit that you realise is just destiny...in my opinion..." "Does he talk?" "Does he smile?" "Bob? Yeah! Bob's awesome! Yeah, yeahāagain, one of those perfect people."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
even ekky isnt immune to good merch hats off to breakingt thats ekkys most prised possession now XD
#aaron ekblad#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#ekky just waltzing into the team store to buy the bobbery shirt is so funny to me#never get in between the relationship between a dman and their goalie#i think a lot about how proud he looked when he admitted to buying a bobby tshirt#CRYING SCREAMING WONDER LORE DROP THANK YOU EKKY#ekky offhandledly going yeah hes one of those perfect people :]#at this point we have to admit āperfectā is codeword for man i want to fuck#like we can all unanimously agree on this?#the list expands to 4: forsy sasha oel and bobby#which tracks yeah#love thy goalie. buy his merch.#immortalize his rise to godhood on a cotton little tshirt you wear around the house as you make your coffee#āthats when you realise its destinyā#wheres that tweet that compares that bobby save to the one adin hill made on us in the scf#and was like when bobby made that save i knew we'd win the cup#because thats exactly what we were all thinking#and im glad ekky mentions the destiny of it all#not me making fun of the ādestinyā narrative the rangers had all playoffs but immediately going DESTINY on the bobby save#its only funny when me and my team do it#DESTINY DESTINY DESTINY
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HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO. MEOW?
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Did anybody say cute ass Woller š„¹š¤āØ
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wait a minute. ned. please tell me thats not what i think it is.
#boots penguins liveblog#im laughing so hard is there ONE nerd on the penguins????#i recognize that script š¤£#i learned how to write in that in middle school to keep my diary secret while journaling in class#what a thing to put on your goalie mask though i have sooooo many questions#ok i found ned on instagram that MUST be what i think it is lmao this boys bio#fucking gandalf quote
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āIām the fucking manā
- Alex Lyon on peak of his lifeš
#alex lyon#alex lyonš®āšØ#alexander augustus lyon#detroit red wings#lgrw#drama free alex lyon#lyon king#lyon kingš¦š#rawr alex#hockey#nhl goalie#Alex the fucking man#al34
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someone less sleep deprived than me has to make a post about how clearly this yearās tandem has managed to unlock the ancient leafs goalie magic that has been laying dormant for several decades. my working theory is the ever hungry and powerful magic that lurks beneath the ice of sba saw two beautiful boys who refused to break or give in to despair despite everything fate has thrown at them and went āoh finally. iāve been waiting for you.ā
#the thing about the leafs is that they ARE cursed but they are also magical#itās just that the magic of sba is possessive as fuck. she scares people. goalies of the modern age have only used her powers sparingly.#but joey and anthony have a /hunger/ and oh. oh does she know what it means to hunger.#it didnāt work last season because sadly sammy was too busy having to undo the hex he got hit with during the off season#and sadly the magic of sba requires TWO goalies to give her their hearts for her magic to work#but that doesnāt mean she didnāt love himā¦ heāll always be the goalie that helped her boys break the 19 year curse after all#m speaks#love thy goalie
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Did you all know that the entire pens roster is just one person?
It's Joel blomqvist??
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got his 7th career shutout: ā
fought the panthers: ā
(02/22 panthers @ canes)
#chaos. JUST CHAOS#my fucking GOAT#kiss your goalie idc#DONT TOUCH HIS GUYS!#pyotr kochetkov#carolina hurricanes
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I was with Andrew in juvie and I couldāve sworn on multiple occasions I heard him declaring it was the worst sport to ever exist. Is he on a college team now? Does he even like it?
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#BRO IDK BUT HES REALLY GOOD#LIKE REALLY FUCKING GOOD#BEST GOALIE IN COLLEGIATE EXY#exy confessions#all for the game#aftg#andrew minyard
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