#goalie fucking
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lagerloutfic · 4 months ago
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Losing my mind over your new Leon/Arty fic, you’re a fucking genius
Sex is cool but have you ever had a random internet stranger say they like some goalie porn you wrote? Cool.
If you're so inclined, you can find said goalie and the idiot who thought they could handle it right here.
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swampthingking · 8 months ago
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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nuge · 5 months ago
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from being the youngest captain of the nhl to losing after being down 0-3 and forcing game 7. i don't care what you say. this is his team
connor mcdavid | EDM @ FLA | 06.24.2024
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incidentale · 6 days ago
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PHI @ OTT Nov 14 2024 OT win
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babygirlboeser · 6 months ago
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he’s so smiley i’m sick he’s adorable
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kitnita · 5 months ago
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★ — jake oettinger & mason marchment via lexydurham on instagram; june 28, 2024
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tjarry · 4 months ago
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signs of life from jars!
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honeybadgerss · 1 year ago
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whats gayer : gay people or whatever the fuck these two have going on
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ratatatastic · 3 months ago
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"Someone said it, I forget who said it but, like, 'you dream your entire life on being on a team that freakin' good.' Right? It was meant to be—it was destiny. That save Bob made not even fucking looking? Like I bought the t-shirt! 'The Bobbery!' It's—" "Fuck, yeah!" "Bob—What's he like?" "That's the kind-of shit that you realise is just destiny...in my opinion..." "Does he talk?" "Does he smile?" "Bob? Yeah! Bob's awesome! Yeah, yeah—again, one of those perfect people."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
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even ekky isnt immune to good merch hats off to breakingt thats ekkys most prised possession now XD
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acheronist · 1 year ago
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HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO. MEOW?
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misshoneyimhome · 5 months ago
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Did anybody say cute ass Woller 🥹🤍✨
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freebooter4ever · 11 months ago
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wait a minute. ned. please tell me thats not what i think it is.
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alex34lyon · 2 months ago
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“I’m the fucking man”
- Alex Lyon on peak of his life👀
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significant-narratives · 14 days ago
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someone less sleep deprived than me has to make a post about how clearly this year’s tandem has managed to unlock the ancient leafs goalie magic that has been laying dormant for several decades. my working theory is the ever hungry and powerful magic that lurks beneath the ice of sba saw two beautiful boys who refused to break or give in to despair despite everything fate has thrown at them and went ‘oh finally. i’ve been waiting for you.’
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jd-westan9 · 28 days ago
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Did you all know that the entire pens roster is just one person?
It's Joel blomqvist??
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52pk · 9 months ago
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got his 7th career shutout: ✅
fought the panthers: ✅
(02/22 panthers @ canes)
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