#goalies are weird

[incorrectcanucks]

Artūrs Šilovs: Change is inedible.

Thatcher Demko: Don’t you mean “inevitable”?

Artūrs Šilovs, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

Some random goalie gifs I have on my phone

[lagerloutfic]

can't stop thinking about that arty/leon fic,,,,,,,,, just curious, are you still planning on making a second part to it?

Took me a little while but we made it, baby!

don't you even try and explain | E | 12k | Leon Draisaitl/Artūrs Šilovs & Background Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid

It’s like, Hockey 101 – skate hard, take hits, play smart, and don’t fucking make sex tapes with your division rivals. This is kids' stuff.

Continuation of the Leon/Arty Winner's Room fic.

[insidious-apple]

anytime a goalie is asked why they became a goalie the answer is always one or more of the following:

i don't like people touching me

i like crushing people's dreams

i like being dramatic

i'm a bit lazy/slow outside of the goal

the gear looks sick

my idol is a goalie

i volunteered in practice and kinda got stuck there

i like the pressure/intensity

i cannot generate offense to save my fucking life

[solitaireseven]

Sometimes it's harder to make the save.

[nightshadehasblorbos]

This was so good!!! I am so happy one of these guys is a goalie and the authors went for the “goalies are weird” characterization. It was so funny. This has to be my favorite of the series (technically I haven’t read the book before this because hoopla doesn’t have it for some reason).

[hoejosatoru]

Your favorite dman pairing <3

[naanima]

There is something fucking amazing about Marc Andre Fleury yeeting/flipping TWO number one drafts in one game, seemingly with MINIMUM effort.

Flower, who was a former NUMBER ONE pick of 2003 by the Pittsburgh Penguins did that.

Twenty years later and Flower is flipping generational talent Connor Bedard (2023 #1 draft). And upending veteran Taylor Hall (2010 #1 draft).

Flower played with generational talent Sidney Crosby for over a decade, he can yeet you kids. Old man Flower kicking ass & taking names. LOLs.

[stromer]

just an undersized father and son...

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

Finished it

I experimented a bit ad I hadn't drawn for a while, but I think it turned out good :D

[lagerloutfic]

Losing my mind over your new Leon/Arty fic, you’re a fucking genius

Sex is cool but have you ever had a random internet stranger say they like some goalie porn you wrote? Cool.

If you're so inclined, you can find said goalie and the idiot who thought they could handle it right here.

[solitaireseven]

Anyone else seen that photo of Sergei bobrovsky *that full on freaked out the talking heads* and thought oh wow, buddy looks EXACTLY like if you soak a small fluffy animal in water, only to realize it's about a third the size without its equipment on?

[yes-perwallstedt]

This article is a delight

[agnesandhilda]

yaoi-ass dialogue notwithstanding it's interesting how episode nagi flips the striker/midfielder dynamic (where the midfielder is specifically subordinate to the striker, and all non-striker roles have connotations of impotency and I do mean that in every sense of the word) that blue lock has established so far. reo passes to nagi yes which is generally treated as a failure of proper (masculine) egotism in the main story but he flat-out makes nagi call him boss and nagi's just down for that. episode nagi does nothing to challenge this reading. nagi is the active player here but he's still serving reo

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

Goalies are weird