#football goalies

[aalyre]

one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

[semifinaldraw]

jump the queue

[aka-indulgence]

Man, could you imagine how much research you’d do if teachers give you a research assignment, and to specifically report it in a fanfic format

Like. I’m learning about sports position and historical facts and about skeletal anatomy because of fanfics, I would’ve smashed them if I was writing about it associated with my blorbo

[mindblowingscience]

There are 11 players on a soccer team, but goalkeepers stand alone, wearing different shirts, playing by different rules, and often positioned far from their teammates. Now new research suggests goalies process the world around them in a different way too. Researchers in Ireland looked at a group of 60 individuals, including professional soccer players (20 goalkeepers and 20 outfield players), as well as 20 people who didn't play the game at all. "Unlike other football players, goalkeepers are required to make thousands of very fast decisions based on limited or incomplete sensory information," says behavioral neuroscientist and former professional goalkeeper Michael Quinn, from Dublin City University. "This led us to predict that goalkeepers would possess an enhanced capacity to combine information from the different senses, and this hypothesis was confirmed by our results."

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[sportfetishhypnolove]

[fitfootballers]

Aaron Ramsdale 🔥

[delta-pavonis]

Fic: Slip Edition

Dreamling (Human+Football AU) || Rated E || 5.5k words || complete

Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Football, keeper!Dream, goalie!Dream, journalist!Hob, sports reporter!Hob, gratuitous references to Ted Lasso because I cannot fucking help myself, D/s overtones, Light BDSM, discussion of harder BDSM, Semi-Public Sex, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Lingerie, men in lingerie, Love Confessions, Established Relationship, Coming Out, Dirty Talk, Come Eating, Romantic Fluff

Sequel to Keeper and Runner (you really need to read those first for context)

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They – none of them – should be surprised when it happens. Everyone knows, technically, that it couldn't last forever. Even if thirteen shutouts in fourteen matches breaks the record for number of consecutive wins by a team in the Championship League. It was never going to last an entire season. But that doesn’t mean that the shock of the ball rolling past Morpheus' fingertips and into the net doesn't stun the entire stadium into silence.

[viejospellejos]

aporte: @c_nagrass3

[kvtnisseverdeen]

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

okay but it’s like. if Lae’zel was in the modern day she’d be the top of all her classes (beating Gale who would be so fucking mad about it), on every sports team, head of the prom committee, just constant after-school activities, total overachiever, and she will not accept being second place to anybody. meanwhile Karlach is on every sports team but she doesn’t really want to be, she just wants to do sport for fun and hang out with her friends, but the head of P.E. made her join because she’s good at it. unfortunately getting mad about it makes her compete better. Shadowheart grew up in a weird church and was definitely homeschooled for most of her life and is only in a mainstream school for sixth form because her weird church want her to recruit new members (she sucks at convincing people the church is good). sometimes she says fucking insane things totally seriously and everyone in the class goes what the fuck. Wyll is a very nice empathetic boy who tries to get along with everyone including Shadowheart even though she roleplays warrior cats at lunchtime and Lae’zel even though she threatens to murder him if he gets a higher grade in the debate than her, and it blindsides everyone when they find out his dad is the Head Teacher. Gale would be taking five A-Levels instead of three or four solely for the academic clout it brings him. Astarion should have graduated ten years ago and nobody knows why he’s still here. Withers is the school nurse.

[alissonbear-ker]

Randomly found this on tiktok and I kid you not, I GASPED.

[104-days-of-gifs]

Another 104 Days of Phines and Ferb GIFs: Day 61

[weirdsurvivalistuncle]

Me watching footballers who are representing their country in the Olympics make an error I have done myself as a social player

[sportfetishhypnolove]

[fitfootballers]

Aaron Ramsdale 🔥