#taylor hall

[highdefinitions]

fuck it. here’s another updated version of the idiots list

[nottodayjustin]

January 24th 2025 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[tysonhos]

he committed a federal crime against those children

[sergeifyodorov]

Girl, Interrupted | First Overall Picks

[letstalkpuck]

Have you hooked up with any active players from the habs, leafs, devils, panthers, canucks, oilers, flames, Vegas, Utah, Seattle, penguins, canes?

Here’s who I’ve met/talked to or know things about from my past because most of the people I’ve hooked up with on certain teams I can’t come out and flat out say yes to.

Habs:

I’ve matched with Brendon Gallagher on bumble before and went to a game on his $. Not too much happened. Very weird vibes, played the field a lot, people say he liked to go raw. Just didn’t feel right. Not to mention all the drama with the ladies he strung a long over the years.

Leafs:

Max Domi is a whole ass problem. Bad vibes, bad attitude, don’t you know who my dad is kind of guy. Nothing happened. I don’t let that energy into my body.

Scott Laughton played in the OHL for the Oshawa Generals. Matched on tinder during that time period. Was nice while we talked. But it didn’t go anywhere.

Auston Matthew’s is on Raya. Has hooked up with a few of my friends. One for 3+ months. Likes to party, has skiied before.

William Nylander is on Raya and one other app. Again has hooked up with 3 of my friends. Very genuinely himself. Laid back. Good guy. Likes to eat.

Morgan Reilly was on Raya and was playing the field before meeting his wife. Had a lot of drama with his ex girlfriend. Can in-fact tie a tie.

Joseph Woll is on Raya. Take ladies on dates and is very intelligent. Has a lot of hidden talents.

Devils:

Nico Hischier: is on Raya. One of my friends got invited to the last home game and sat near the wags. She saw his dad and sister there.

Timo Meier: is loud when drunk but not mean or rude. At least never to me. Was quiet during his junior days but has improved with his lady pick up game. If loud big dudes aren’t your thing, don’t approach. Dresses well, smells good.

I saw the one Hughes brother on Raya but he’s too young for me to even think about.

Panthers:

Sam Bennett was a tinder match back in his Frontenac days. Good vibes. We went for pizza one time and McDonald’s a few times. Had some good times.

Brad Marchand ran amongst my circle for a bit. Super funny, always a good time. Dedicated to good vibes. Less of a rat off the ice than on. Life of the party.

Nate Schmidt is weird vibes. Used performance enhancing drugs. Played the field a lot. Was in the DMs of some of my friends while he was suspended for said drugs.

Canucks:

Elias Pettersson has been know to creep deep in the Instagram profile. And get in DMs. Used Raya. Is very forward when communicating what he’s into.

Oilers:

Adam Henrique met him when he played junior for the spitfires. Was a big player. He was nice enough. Flirty, confident, knew he was hot.

Corey Perry flirts hard. May have slept with a teammates wife but it’s neither here nor there 😂.

Jeff skinner is a solid dude. Jordan binnington stole his girlfriend. Positive vibes, had a big party phase while with said girlfriend.

Flames:

None active.

Vegas:

Nothing to write home about.

Utah:

Robert Bortuzzo was playing the field and was with a few of my friends while playing in Pittsburgh. Nice guy funny, good vibes.

Olli Maatta definitely knew he was cute when he came into the league. Flirty and very good at drinking vodka.

Seattle:

Can’t talk about it.

Penguins:

Bokondji Imama met when he played for the senators farm team. Flirty, very aware of himself. Confidence level can be very high. Very genuine guy.

Canes:

Taylor Hall met during his junior days. He’s another one that started partying early. He was always super aware he was going to make it into the NHL. Very cocky. Not good vibes. Shallow personality.

Jordan Staal loved to party. Loved college girls. Pen state girls didn’t know what hit em. Extremely flirty back in the day, picked up a lot of ladies. I had a few friends that got with him.

Frederik Andersen is fabulous. Can party. Was good friends with Auston Matthew’s. Flirty and thriving. Used Raya.

[wildaboutmnhockey]

🌸 2 Flower 2 Furious 🌸

[pumpkinrootbeer]

I think it's actually very sweet and incredibly generous of Taylor to acknowledge how hard this must be for Mikko, especially as a player that's been traded multiple times 🫶🫶 im adopting him as a player i am very fond of

[normalgoalie]

2023 -> 2025

[highdefinitions]

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..

the updated updated updated list

[nottodayjustin]

October 17th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[jonasiegenthaler]

[kentjohnson91]

IM SICK WHAT THE HELL

YOU BREAK UP MARTY FROM THE GANG IN CAROLINA

YOU TAKE AWAY MY FAVORITE HARVARD ALUMNI DUO (DRURY AND JARVIS)

YOU BREAK UP THE MIKKO, CALE, AND NATE TRIO/ LANDY AND MIKKO SWEDE VS FINN BEEF

KILL ALL OF THE GMS CAUSE WHAT

[buffalocaniac]

Please remember that four players lives were thrown upside down (unexpectedly) within a matter of hours and were expected to play with their new teams immediately. No morning skate, no practice with the coaching staff, not knowing anyone, little to no sleep, and a whole onslaught of emotions.

Give them some grace. Don’t expect perfection immediately.

Do better Canes and Avs fans!

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Well, at least he looks happy'

[highdefinitions]

an updated dumbass list for the people

the updated updated list

[stereax]