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get off of miro's goalie!!!
wsh@dal 12.16.24
#thats one of his girlfriends!!!#normally Dont agree with my guys doing gross crosschecks like that#but even more so i dont agree with RUNNING OVER A GOALIE#and if miro is mad as fuck you KNOW you did some dumb shit#the maddest hes ever been according to razor ohhh i love him#miro heiskanen#dallas stars#stars lb#cel gifs#2017 draft class#< for me and my purposes
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it's fun that betty and simon have always been hopelessly obsessed with each other. like it wasn't a result of the madness that came with their magic they've just always been Like That. freaks that are completely aware of and totally into how crazy and weird the other is. they were doomed from the start but at least they got a few good years before then.
#i bet they were soooo annoying to be around. i bet they were practically glued to each other all the time.#thinking abt that one ice king line#“i mean i dont wanna be that guy that only ever hangs out with his girlfriend. ...man i wanna be that guy so bad.”#thats them#petrigrof#simon petrikov#betty grof#fionna and cake#adventure time
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Probably one of the most out of character things that can be done to tim drake is not making any of his relationships messy as fuck
#im sorry#but tim drake is the dude that had one girlfriend as a civilian and another in his vigilante persona#and have yall ever read a comic?#he should be at least in 2 love triangles#an on and off relationships#and having tension with at least 5 other people#like yeah healthy normal relationships are cool#but thats not tim drake#tim drake#dc comics#batfamily#tim drake wayne#timkon#comics#timbern
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#bc like ok my best friends sister got engaged after ONE AND A HALF YEARS and i was like thats so fast and everyones like no it isnt???#and then theres a coworker who has been dating his girlfriend for 4 years and everyone is razzing him like omg why are you not engaged#why are you waiting so long??? and i literally got engaged 6 years into my relationship after living with him for 4 years and feel like#THAT is an adequate amount of time to know whether you want to be with someone forever??? like how tf do you know with less than 5 years#in a relationship??? am i crazy???#op
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i see your 'rivals!Charles had to kill his Erik' headcanon to present the idea that his Erik told him to do it bc he was infected with something/ possessed while rivals!Erik lost his Charles bc he took on whatever was infecting Erik at the cost of his own life and when rival!Charles finds out he could've saved his Erik that way... well..
oh so thatd be diabolical......
#snap chats#mirrored timelines would be so devious ..... and so fun ...#whyd that just remind me of the one charles from xtreme xmen where he had to tearfully tell erik to kill him for the sake of the universe#or whatever. idk i skimmed that series but i do know erik snapped his neck a panel after that vjelAKJVAELKJ#they managed to sneak in them being a lil zesty... unbelievable. anyways what were we talking about--#OH YEAH i cant wait for the angst of charles being in rivals ... even if just iplied#i cant believe i just have to sit and wonder for months on which charles will be in rivals and what his story will be#so unfair .... also i cant believe rivals intends to release 8 characters a year#girlfriend thats a lot this games going to be a balancing nightmare JLEKVJAKLE#like how many characters do they intend to add ..... very curious to see how they'll prevent charas from feeling too similar to others#they have about 80000 characters all throughout marvels history how many kits can you make up that remain interesting ...#whatever. all i know is i care for charles and magneto . and wanda ... beautiful daughter....#so they can add whoever they want so long as i can play those three ...
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TRAGIC: no one paid any attention to local butch while it made delicious dinner and now it's lonely
#im obviously not that heartbroken like andie is still on campus working and sam is. obviously busy.#literally came in showered without taking her makeup off and is now doing math(?) equations(?) at the table while eating#so im not upset she didnt say hi to me while i was cooking and whatnot#but come onnnnn i looked cute and no one was there to witness it :(#be honest if u saw me in the kitchen making butter chicken (sauce from the store sorry) and u knew we only had drumsticks so i had to debone#all that chicken and all and also i was wearing a white undershirt kinda tanktop and music playing and i was singing along.#if u saw me doing that would u come over and give me a little kiss on the cheek or smth#lmao not that sam kisses my cheek thats andies job. and they were SUPPOSED to be home but stayed to work on campus although atp....#[checks time] theyre definitely at their girlfriend's lmao#anyways yeah#dont look at the pronouns in that post too hard it just felt right for the bit#my shit
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uhhh ok uh ok uhhhm
#ada speaks#blender stuff#taiga saejima#..........#hes so fucking pretty no one talks about this NEARLY enough hello#everyone has always slept on saejima#thats my fucking mans#recolours seonhees hair and passes away#i will make this work on him now idgaf i didnt even touch it it just fits his goddamn head like ok#i will 100% fully commit to this ill sculpt it to his head im ILL for real like#i had to get rid of it bc looking at him was like looking at an otherworldly being#thats my fucking girlfriend#im normal i promise
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Thinking of baby erik from the infinity comics again and my god why was he so fuckin. UGLY. silly baby…….
#snap chats#ugly as hell baby im crying IM STILL NEVER OVER#THE PANEL WHERE IT SHOWS ALPHA TURNING HIM INTO A BABY#THATS THE MOST FUCKSHIT BABY FACE IVE EVER SEEN HES SO CONFUSED#he wasnt even that ugly tbh it just kinda funny to cal him an ugly baby but him in the baby carrier DOES make me laugh#still cute the like. only time he Wasnt :| was to hold charles finger.. aww…#anyway all of this is to say i keep re-reading x-men unlimited 2/Point Blank#because baby mags is so cute there 🥺🥺 like THATS a baby id coo and give my wallet to#its cause they let him keep his curly hair ….. i keep thinkin to post a cap of it#but then id have to take a pic of the comic and the quality would be Less Than Ideal But Prob Not Even That Bad Tbh#and idk who cares like that….#i like how moira was talkin to gabs like ‘he was a beautiful baby 🥺 like what if i just raised him right 🥺’#moira i KNOW you just lost your son but that is MAGNETO GIRLFRIEND STAY ON TASK#takin this baby to the beach and like Aw :) Now Hold On…….#personally id be mortified if i were mags. if my bestie’s ex took care of me after i get turned into a baby by my weird science experiment#no wonder bro got cross with charles in excalibur when he mentioned moira fjPSJSKSK#baby mags still cute tho …. well at least that one im still laughing at Round Three PWDNSKKDN#most fuckass baby ever im obsessed whenever i remember#ok bye im gonna stare at a wall and think of things i wanna write and draw and them do neither#for some reason i got a sudden sense of dread while working on something so im just gonna sit with that until i sleep i think fkAPSNSJ
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more oc stuff bc its infesting my brain bye
#lazers art#mha#bnha#mha oc#mha oc art#oc art#oc artwork#ive been having that moment when you discover that self inserting is awesome that you have at age 13 but i am almost 21 years old#NOT ASHAMED ABOUT IT BTW#looking at that one izuku i drew at his desk makes me crazy i need to squish him like a bug. affectionately#GRRSHHGHGH HE GIVES ME CUTENESS AGGRESSION#i love him so much hes my best friend source: im horikoshi#the green alien oc is me if that wasnt obvious by now but the pink one is my girlfriend from real life. jsyk#love is real#i thought smallmight would be harder to draw but he was actually very easy for me#hes so shaped#all might gen in my top 5 fav characters btw. i love that silly old man#yk one of these days ill make a proper character introduction like explaining my oc's quirk and all but that day is NOT TODAY#anyways. idk why i yap so much in the tags of my art#its a good place to yap#ill draw something thats not mha soon i promise. probably
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scare the hoes more and keep yapping about ekky (& others) getting used to maffhew, it delights me. and say even more about how sasha handles this feral and sweet omega that gets dropped into his orbit. smth smth “feels like i’ve known him 10 years” or whatever vows sasha recited to the press, cameras, and god

apparently we are taking more tumblr user ratatatastic abo yap thoughts for 500 may god hear our screams up wherever he is. big man in the sky you fuckin owe me one.
i think theres so much in particular to say in concerns of 1619 and how quickly they gelled irl but even more so in an abo au
ive always enjoyed when people assign matthew stronger scents that take getting used to if you don't like it already and i know ive read a fic where his scent notes did skew towards stronger cinnamon foods/drinks
anyways on that note it wouldnt surprise me that sasha takes so easy to this spicy little omega.
Like of course he does, he smells like the pastries he used to eat back at home, the pastries he eats now because he's found an established Finnish bakery down here that makes them homemade every morning, the bakery he likes to frequent with the other Finns when he can.
Is it ever a wonder that the cute omega that sent him such a terribly sweet text when the trade news broke out (you know, after the initial excitement worn off because Sasha does chuckle at memory of the brash "Fucking, right!" that pinged on his phone the very first time from an unknown number) smells like... home... No matter all the rumours that have swirled around Matthew, the rumours Sasha has personally experienced himself playing against him...he smells nostalgic. Like Sasha could be at home right now—you know, home home—lounging outside his cottage with tea and pastries on the little table that he's set out. The warm cinnamon that wafts from the typically sterile room they've assigned for pressers smells divine, for lack of a better word. It smells indulgent. Because Sasha can't have those homely pastries all the time, what, with his training regiment.
It's why he doesn't quite believe it that Matthew's the one that's the centre of it all. He's absolutely convinced he's hallucinating because the season is about to start and he's had to cut back on all his favourite sweets as much as it pains him to but for the betterment of the team? He'd do anything. And yet despite the way he rubs at his nose to at least try to clear it, he smells that cinnamon. That cinnamon that's definitely coming from new omega they traded over who's laughing so obnoxiously at the lectern they have set up that if his scent didn't catch your attention, his loud mannerisms certainly did. His voice is practically bouncing off the walls in big loud echoes that should hurt Sasha’s ears. Emphasis on should. As it is he finds his heart melting more than it should instead.
It's been quite a long time since someone's scent has moved him this much. All the people that have, have been in his life for so long he's forgotten what it's like to feel instant scent compatibility. His nostrils are flaring and he's trying his best not to open his mouth to huff in big gulps of it because it's rather impolite to be so obviously scenting the new guy. It could be misconstrued as Sasha taking offence to the new presence in the room.
Some part of his brain is still trying to catch up to the idea that Matthew even smells at all because the first time he met him (down here for some joint offseason ice-time) he didn't particularly smell like much, if at all really. Whether it's because he put on blockers to not intrude on pack territory until he smelled more like them, or he was still on suppressants even in the summer, Sasha wasn't sure and he definitely wasn't going to ask about it.
Known him for 10 years? He feels like he's known him his whole life. But 10's a safe number, 10's a number that won't scare off this new omega, right? 10's a number that conveys "As Captain I want this to work out, I'm opening up my pack for you, I won't shun you, you're welcome here," and not "If I stick my nose in your neck right now to scent you, they're gonna have to forcibly evict me from the new home I've found in you, and it's not gonna be a pretty outcome."
It's also why he's a little nervous when Media Day is over because despite how much it dragged along in years past it practically blitzed by and now Sasha has to—
You know, properly scent the new addition. Give them the purring acceptance of their Pack leader's scent to carry with them. And it's nothing big, it's just some chaste wrist rubbing... something subtle and not too overwhelming for everyone: the pack, and the newcomer alike. It's not like Sasha is going to mouth at Matthew's neck glands. He doesn't think he can even handle that right now but that's a problem for future Sasha—for when Matthew is really part of the pack and not like a goldfish in a plastic bag being dunked into an aquarium to get used to the water temperature. He just has to rub his wrist against his, it's like basic Alpha etiquette. It'll be fine, mostly. He hopes.
And it's as anticlimactic as he thought it'd be: gentle reintroductions and reignited chatter of excitement about the new season that's about to start... maybe just with the new lingering scent of sweet and spice in the background as if someone lit up a candle without Sasha even noticing it. It's a struggle to keep his eyes from closing from how heavy they feel, from how relaxed he feels in the presence of this new omega he knows has pissed him off on several occasions as composed as he was about it.
Matthew presents his wrist in a flourish successfully managing to divert his attention back to what they're supposed to be doing all alone like this in the dressing room like this, "I'm sure you've been dying to do this huh, Cap?"
Sweat starts to break out at the back of his neck. He knows? Sasha doesn't think he's been sending off any signals that could've hinted otherwise but Sasha admits that he's well out of practise, he hasn't had to reign in his scent this much in such a long time, and maybe Matthew picked up his weird fixation—
Matthew waggles his eyebrows for extra effect an offbeat later when the joke doesn't seem to land the way he wanted it to.
Oh, thank Christ, he's just teasing him. It's a joke. He doesn't actually mean it in the way Sasha thought he meant.
"Yes. Yes, I have," Sasha chuckles in relief, shaking his head at Matthew's attempt to lighten the mood.
"10 years, or so I've heard, bud."
"You heard? Uh, listened to the..." he trails off.
"Kinda hard not to when the setup made it sound like you were in the middle of the Earth, my guy. I don't think my ears are ever gonna recover from that."
"It's the first day for everyone," Sasha lightly chastises, not particularly aggrieved at all but wanting to keep up the banter to stall for time, so he can prepare himself. Quite honestly he feels like travelled back in time to the young anxious Alpha he was breaking out into the league for the first time.
"Be gentle, I bruise easily."
"Right, gentle. I'll treat you better than my clothes on the delicate cycle."
"Is that supposed to be a line?" Matthew says in glee, his voice pitching into incredulity.
"Line like fishing?"
"Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about! You've been in this country long enough to pick up on that!"
"Yes, yes, that."
Matthew shoves at his shoulder playfully. "Just go on and do the thing already."
"Doing the thing."
Matthew snorts but his wrist is limp in Sasha’s hold. And as much as it was a dumb joke he does feel delicate between his fingers like that. So delicate that when he rubs his own wrist against his—to transfer over their pack scent—he feels like he's going to break it if he holds onto it for too long. It's why he drops it as quick as he took it, hands scrambling to his sides in an effort to remain polite but also to get a handle on himself so his pheromones don't go haywire with the new stimulus. It's a bit of a losing battle because he knows his scent just. But he can play it off as the excitement of an Alpha being able to claim another member to his pack, it's a possessive kind of thing.
"Well, see you around! Call it a hunch but I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of each other." And the joke wasn't funny the first time, truly the equivalent of leaning on the office fax machine and going "You come here often?" to your coworkers who just want to get their work done—and just as sleazy too with the greasy grin Matthew has permanently stuck to his face but Sasha still laughs like he did the first time he heard it.
And it's only now that Matthew is gone that Sasha realises the room smells strongly of cinnamon, so potent that anyone with a working nose would be able to tell that. Like Matthew was doing his best to ease Sasha’s obvious nerves when Sasha should've been the one to calm the omega who's been uprooted from their own pack and thrown into a completely new environment, himself.
"Jesus, it reeks in here. Smells like cinnamon," Aaron wrinkles his nose, wandering back in after his own media duties were done, finding Sasha all alone in the locker rooms.
"It does?" Like he can't tell the room smells like the equivalent of someone knocking over a Yankee Candle into an open fire.
"Yeah, like an awful lot." Aaron scrunching up his nose, trying to fight off an incoming sneeze. "It's strong," he says without thinking, swallows before his eyes shift over to Sasha and then to the floor, "Not bad just... strong..." The I can get used to it is left unspoken between them.
"I like it," Sasha admits because if Aaron is confessing to things without thinking then he might as well too. They've known each other long enough.
"I can tell." Aaron snorts, "You reek too."
Sasha lets out a questioning little noise, tilts his head to the side as he silently urges Aaron to continue.
"You have no idea what cinnamon and cardamom smell like together, do you? I feel like I walked into a bakery when I should be at the gym right now."
"Is that bad?"
"For you? No, of course not," Aaron's eyes soften, and while his scent wasn't anywhere close to abrasive, it does lighten up just a tad bit in the presence of his pack Alpha. "For me? I'd rather dunk my head in a bucket of coffee beans." A bit of an exaggeration on Aaron's part but the wry grin he has on really adds to the fact he's just joking—just a little, maybe there's some truth hidden in there. He knows how Aaron is, the way he tries to downplay anytime he bristles about something. Peace and vibes, and all that.
So Sasha can joke as well, "Forsy's stall is over there," and motions his head towards it across the room.
"Oh, hilarious."
"If I was funny I would say jock."
"You know, what? I think I will hit the gym today, thanks for reminding me."
"Mmm, anytime." And when Aaron's half out the door he adds, "Ask the staff where they put the jerseys we used today!"
"I'm going! To the gym!" he echoes back, not bothering to turn around as he shuffles down the hall in a hurry, and decidedly not going in the direction of the gym. It's not surprising when he hears chatter pick up and shoes scuffing briskly into the direction of the laundry rooms.
#ask#instead of actually writing the things i wanted to get done i did this instead thanks guys#not to “controversially new hot younger girlfriend” maffhew but im gonna#timeline here doesnt make sense like quote wise so like you know#chat... matthew was not joking when he said well be seeing more of each other#he was fully intending to sit on that knot the first time he saw sasha#sasha is just dumb#god can you just imagine the ways in which maffhew would drive this nice polite alpha absolutely insane#can you imagine the way sasha accidently brushes his hand across the back of his neck because hes trying to wrap an arm around his shoulder#in camaraderie and sasha is so apologetic about it because dynamic classes in finland are intense and hes so remorseful about it#and then in the midst of all that maffhew just turns into this little purr machine and sasha is like oh i think i touched a button i should#not have touched at all oh god oh fuck#and maffhews like mmm? whyd you stop#pan to sasha silently freaking out#not to say sasha doesnt enjoy scruffing his omegas because they love it but he hasnt met one who enjoys it as much as maffhew does#and it kinda fucks him up#also speaking to ekky getting used to maffhews scent like oh boy i can see sooooo many ways that can go down like maffhew is respectful#of ekkys boundaries but also at some point ekky has had enough time to mope and for lack of a better word he does need to grow up#which is why maffhew starts off subtly you know standing on the dman side of the lockers for a few minutes. chatting up the guys over there#before ekky walks in you know leave a ghost of his scent around. its not strong and its not offensive but it certainly is there#eventually he just full on starts chucking his dirty socks at ekky after games#going oops sorry missed the bin didnt mean to snipe you (he absolutely did. he gets extra points if he hits ekkys face!)#sometimes a stray jersey too. if he really wants to make ekky mad he will just slingshot his biohazard-in-training-jock over.#i also think when ekky gets the yips when he starts pacing a little harder than usual when his chuckles turn a little too nervous#maffhew has enough and just like a worried hen of a men just manhandles ekky around in his arms and shoves at him till he puts his nose#in his neck and ekkys arguing the whole time like this isnt necessary im fine-#and matthews like right im sure thats why your teeth are chattering worse than a fucking woodchipper eh?#ekky cant really reply to that and maffhew tells him to just shut up and start sniffing#and it does help and he hates that he admits maffhew was right that he just needed to be clucked over by another omega#opening yapdoras box the lot of you. utterly awful. I HAVE THINGS TO DOOOOOOOOOOOO
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*screaming on the top of my lungs* that’s not what Jesus would have wanted
(Venting in tags)
#this is in reference to my brother saying he doesn’t want a relationship with ME cause I’m gay and not living a righteous life#like oh you mean? me ? a sinner ? because I have a girlfriend and drink coffee??#as opposed to you#not a sinner#even though you cheated on your wife multiple times and assaulted me twice and someone else? and then kicked me out of your hous#when I was homeless in Idaho winter#because your wife was slightly uncomfortable with someone asleep on her couch? you#definitely righteous you#who should be in jail actually for some of the thing s you’ve done?#but no IM the sinner cause I don’t Believe In The True Church#and you’re the sinner because at least you pray and go to church. and Partake of the Lords Sacramrny#please forgive me for saying this but#THATS NOT EHAT JESUS WOULD SAY#SO ACTUALLY FUCK? YOU?#anyway I tore him a new one and now feel so good <3#I have to rant here or I’ll pass away#hi this is me#Tw#Tw rant#Tw abuse#vent#Tw vent#kicked me out after ONE night#fucjing unbelievable
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honestly I've been rereading kbtbb stories lately because I've had an itch and looking back- I absolutely think part of why I like Mamoru best is I think out of all the bidders, it feels like he's the one most allowed to just be a fucking loser sometimes. Like with the other guys, Eisuke especially, I always felt like there was almost an unspoken rule that the guy kind of always needs to be cool, always needs to come out on top, and always have the upper hand. But with Mamoru they really said like hey, what if this guy just kind of sucked at most things and constantly made an idiot out of himself? Idk, I just love my little cringe fail husbands
#mamoru kishi#kissed by the baddest bidder#kbtbb#and like tbf i am indeed bias and have read way more mamoru stories than anyone else#but i read his like drunk story again last night#and i remember i wanna say for eisuke or ota they didn't even let him actually get drunk because god forbid he be embarassing#and baba whomst i love is like oh no i really like consensual sex with my girlfriend when we have both had a few drinks#and then you got mamo who's unapologetically allowed to just be a crybaby drunk who's sobbing that he's a loser and no one will marry him#like THATS MY MAN AND HES A FUCKING LOSER I LOVE HIM
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what if i lost the will to live like. as a joke. what then.
#i am fine ftr im just. exhausted haha#NOT to overshare about my personal life too much but my dog is dying. my horse is being given back to his og owner this summer / fall.#my dads kicking me out in two years (in favor of his girlfriend and her kids bc he would rather live w them!!!)#his alcoholism is driving me crazy bc hes treating me like absolute shit and berating me constantly#and stealing from me 🙃#ive lost my healthcare benefits + now have to either raw dog therapy out of pocket or loose my therapist#a therapist that took me a year of being on a waiting list to get in w btw#and idk i just genuinely feel like a loser rn like. im a 23 year old unemployed fat virgin who plays video games all day like. 🧍#where is this going for me. what is the point of it all. in two years im going to be fucking homeless on top of all that#unless some miracle happens bc as is i am too disabled to work.#im just reaching a point where i deeply dont care anymore. whatever happens happens im done fighting it#and ik its the abandonment issues talking here but knowing my dad is planning on abandoning me. 👍#thats two for two on parents leaving me. my entire family has at this point so like truly i cant trust any relationship#like if my PARENTS find me that unbearable. and my best friend who knew me my entire life thought so. then truly every relationship#i ever have is on a fucking timer like. idk if any besties r reading this im sorry i promise this is in no way a dig at yall#bc you guys do really make me feel loved and secure in a way no one else has but. id be lying if i said i wasnt still scared#anyways enough oversharing#i really am fine and safe rn btw like. at minimum u guys r stuck w me until arc*ne season 2 comes out 😂#my post
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Au where the Avatar is Sokka
Contrary to popular belief the Avatars job is just to be the spirit bridge and balance. It does not come with free bending…
It DOES come with spirits you have to befriend who do the bending for you! Though some people make up some weird rumors- the same ppl that came up with the weird avatar bending rumor- that the spirits are just the avatars bending teachers!
Oh and voices in your head occasionally like Roku but Sokka is great at ignoring that
The spirits need the bridge fixed in order to go back and maybe yeet Ozai
the Avatar can help restore balance between the spirit world and the human world
Sozin was very specific when going after the avatar- the great spirits wouldve kicked his ass otherwise
Sokka has to go on a quest befriending the major spirits vessels that are way too inhuman! Now if only someone told him…
Sokka only finds out he’s the avatar after the comet hes very shocked
He thought Aang was the avatar!!! (which everyone goes ???? at except Toph who realized immediately and starts cackling the way badgermoles do)
Sokka never even questioned his sister being an eldritch diety
#sokka man ik younger sisters are scary but you gotta realize that her magic water and fins arent normal right?#Yue is also a spirit for Tui but shes not really a bending type shes more of a psychological horror type#Sokka: my first girlfriend turned into a spirit zuko also a spirit: ???thats rough buddy???#zuko internally: is this a new insult#Suki is also a spirit of Kyoshi island just because imagine everyone but sokka is eldtrich spirits#Sokka is the only normal one here and he doesnt even know it#toph is having a GREAT time#katara just forgot to tell him#aang isnt sure how he messed up his intro so bad sokka thought AANG was the avatar#idk ab zuko maybe aang borrowed 20 dollars and never returned it#atla#avatarthelastairbender#losers thoughts#losers au#avatar sokka au#sokka#the gaang
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