#go to sleep me

[kittylittersmoothie]

(announcer voice)

Welcome to tonight's editon of Why Am I Still Awake? I Should Be Sleeping, But I'm Not.

Featuring... mindless scrolling!

...Staring at the ceiling!

...Pulverizing headaches!

...And, last but most certainly not least, ruminating on every cringeworthy thing you've ever said!

(laugh track plays tauntingly and echoes eerily into the void)

[faffreux]

I love a bean with all my heart

The one whose smile lights up my art

I love a man whose heart shines bright

Who blesses my dreams late into night

I love a bean his name is Fawful

And the rhyme with that 🎶

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am fighting for my fukcing life

have you ever seen a beast that wanted to get at ink bottles

SO GODDAMN BADLY

she wants her PEETS in the DAMP blue INK

[hansoeii]

surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.

[puppppppppy]

made this while watching ep 1 of dunmeshi

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[eastgaysian]

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

edit: ^ the animal

[amygdalae]

I think he wld be very happy as a zookeeper

[vextech]

i love that i read SO many jayvik fics about the divorce beginning with jayce being horrified at what viktor had done with the hexcore, only for it to turn out that jayce actually did not give a SINGLE fuck, didn't even flinch at the sight of his hand and leg, and was ecstatic when it ended up saving his life. i am absolutely obsessed

[bluevelvet8]

I’m a walking red flag lately

[wordwings]

*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

[wanderingibon]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[s0up1ta]

they're so doomed yaoi i hate them

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