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kinokoshoujoart · 6 months ago

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CORRECT TAGS‼️‼️‼️‼️ @rn0na-lizard you are so so so correct….. my favorite ‘Normal Girl’ in hmds…….i almost never see anyone talk about these aspects of her let alone also love her for them as they should.

i feel like Leona/ DS lumina gets mischaracterized super often which is understandable bc out of all the DS candidates leona is the least like her ancestor (who i also love, for different reasons).

in AWL lumina was the only kid in the valley for a very long time, but many of the DS residents have lived in the valley their whole lives. while lumina had accepted her role as a proper young heiress by chapter 3 of AWL— and when DS begins Leona already at this point of her life— lumina still had a lingering sense of uncertainty and angst and loneliness and doubt, and unresolved worries about her parents. absolutely none of this is present with leona

in this world leona starts with Lumina’s 22 year old appearance, she’s just rich as hell and living her best life (as she deserves), she’s unabashedly shallow, puts herself first always, speaks so politely and affably yet she can be so casually cruel in the most genuine cute way and out of touch with reality and and i fucking love her and i’d die for her. my beloved girlboss girlkeep girlypop

more iconic Leona Moments

when muu/muffy asks for beauty advice leona’s recommendation is “this brand of mail order beauty cream is simply divine! and it was quite inexpensive too, just 100,000 G 🥰” everyone else looks uncomfortable and muu is like “you’re as frivolous as always….”

aside from the 3 who take literally half your money (Witch💖, moi, and thomas) leona and panama (romana) take the most money from you if they carry you home when you faint. just a couple of girl bosses holding on to their girlpire (btw shout out to sebastian, the only resident in the entire valley who carries you home for free)

neither panama nor leona attend the harvest festival, they send sebastian there by himself to test the food first lmao (if you poison it like the witch they’re harboring on their property requires you to do, sebastian is just like “i can’t serve this to Mistress Panama…”)

once again sebastian attacks mukumuku for her sake, this time not to make her a paintbrush but she told him to get her the best slippers and this was apparently the easiest way. sebastian gets fucking mauled btw

leona has hands down the best romance route in hmds. all her scenes are incredible but god the slow burn friends to lovers with your DVD player….

in her purple heart event she shows up at your house because she heard you have a DVD player, asks you to show her how it works, and then just leaves after she’s done playing with it

in her yellow heart event she has sebastian fetch van so she can buy a DVD player for herself but van’s like “i’m so sorry …. Pete… bought the last one….”

leona is so unable to stomach the idea of other people having things she doesn’t that she starts to cry and the only way to placate her is to tell her she can go to your house anytime she wants just so she can use your DVD player. that’s not a setup to a budding romance that’s her final heart event

it’s the most incredible romance arc in the world like girl you have infinite money you can just. buy a DVD player somewhere else?? “i want to watch DVDs at my house just like you!” leona you have three entire bedrooms

“rich girl love interest who has everything except love, win her heart by having genuine conversation with her”: done to death, tired, i don’t have time for that

“rich girl love interest who has everything except a fucking DVD player, win her heart by giving her expensive stuff and ‘relax tea’ and access to your DVD player”: audacious, intriguing, never been done before, innovative

if you deny her god-given right to access your DVD player she is like “Is that so……………Just let me be alone for a little bit.” incredible tragedy i understand. take as much time as you need to grieve darling

oh but her first heart event asks you to pick a side in an argument she’s having with panama and the correct answer is to say “sebastian is the one who’s wrong” (sebastian has said nothing wrong this whole time and yet both of them have just been yelling at him to shut up)

and her blue heart event is “help me find this heirloom necklace… boohoo…” and when you find it she’s like “perfect! now grandma won’t get mad at me. hmm, you seem pretty dependable…♡” augh she’s way too good at this…….!!! i’ll do anything for you!

when you propose she says “of course, i always dreamed of having a romance and a wedding♡” and says nothing abt how she feels about you <3

also if you marry her, once a week she goes to hang out at her ex love interest’s place for 6 hours straight and comes home saying “whew… i had so much fun that i must have lost track of time… i’ll hurry on home”

if you marry another girl she starts flirting with you like “I’m so envious of your wife, having such a fine husband… Pete.” (or whatever your name is)

i’ve become obsessed with her and romeo’s horrible trainwreck soap opera marriage since replaying cute in jp… it’s SO… i have so much to say about them that it should be its own post but i’ll just give the cliffnotes

shotgun wedding vibes. romeo is surprised by his own wedding. they’re childhood friends but he himself has never considered marrying her. her words to him at their wedding are “Make me happy♡” (command)

she understandably can’t stand his terrible table manners or his clothes or anything about him (except that she wants to watch him surf and have his child. but he instead walks in circles all day. coward) and he’s both really good at accidentally stepping on landmines and just ever so slightly majorly terrified of her after marriage (“but surely her angry outbursts are just her way of showing love hahahahaha” you’re going to die. she’s going to kill you). the only positive things they say about their marriage are extremely shallow. they can’t communicate with each other because romeo always says the Dumbest Shit obliviously and leona always responds by cutting him out of her life forever!!!!!! (for 5 seconds) while he has no idea what happened

they are both so melodramatic and they both just do nothing except make each other worse and run away from each other and push each other away but they can’t escape each other. neither of them ever has to grow or change if they marry each other because an elderly overworked man is sustaining both of their existences and neither of them can take care of themselves and i love them your honor

also romeo’s first crush as a kid was apparently her mom, and if leona falls for YOU she flirts by mentioning that sebastian says you look like the spitting image of her dead father. dear fucking god

they’re the epitome of “You're both just enabling each other's mental illnesses. You're both perfect for each other. Never change. Just never involve anybody else in what you've got going on.”

romeo really does feel like her stupid lackey. like the karen to her regina. they even had this dynamic in the games they played as kids… she was the Harvest Goddess and he was Servant A/Minion A (they might still be playing this game as adults…he calls her lady/mistress sometimes after marriage…)

btw leona’s best friend (wife) marivia is also just as… there’s an event where they just gossip about all the mineral town ppl and marivia says ann would win a gluttony contest and they both giggle

there’s also an event where marivia casually walks into Witch’s hut and just interviews her so she can write her into a novel. witch is left completely drained by this exchange. leona and marivia both are so chill about the horrible cruel villainess living in leona’s shed who wants the town poisoned and rewards you for killing animals and hurting yourself and is putting curses on everyone (and they’re right. she’s never done anything wrong in her life)

#i also feel like leona and marivia summoned Witch (just girlypop things summoning hot evil ladies from hell)#i’m a marivia x leona x witch truther. the evidence is out there. evil yuri triad (real)#i also love to believe that witch is fucking with all the rival couples in the valley but ESPECIALLY romeo x leona #since she’s petty about her crush (leona) choosing the village idiot of all people #she can’t affect gustafa and nami because gustafa is like a garden gnome type that wards away evil #leona would make coquette edits of phantom skye/steiner #man i really have a lot of overlapping ships but i just like thinking about everyone together in some way #marivia was interviewing witch for a girls love leona x witch sequel in that series she wrote that has the main character based on leona #(this was revealed to me in a dream)#bokumono #harvest moon ds #hmds #harvest moon #story of seasons #hmds leona #hmds lumina #i’m sorry for going ham about your tags i promise i’m normal #^_−☆#hmds cute #i feel like everyone collectively forgot what hmds was like which is understandable because it’s a fever dream #or maybe we misremembered it from our childhoods #but replaying the girl and boy versions in english and japanese has really refreshed my views on the characters #i have so much to say about everyone mostly the rival couples #love the dysfunction and bad vibes in this game #poisoned water supply type of townsfolk #girls hour (meet up in the mines to beat each other up and slaughter various animals and humanoids to eat)#it’s such an evil game #haunted by natsume malware ghosts

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cakerybakery · 2 months ago

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Short and horny Adamsapple harvest day 3 coffee date

“I’m not sold on this idea, Lucifer.” Adam said nervously.

He was upside down, his thighs resting on the side table, hands on the ground to keep most of his weight off his head.

“Keep your back straight and legs too please.” Lucifer tutted and he got Adam into position. “It’ll be worth it. I promise. Pie is hoping you do well as my coaster so they can spend later giving you your reward. Aren’t you Pie?”

The pumpkin based Lucifer clone nodded excitedly, only forming a basic head shape from its blobby body to do so.

The side table had been pushed back so Adam was perfectly between the two arm chairs.

Pie had brought down their fake pumpkin so they could rest in it without worrying about accidentally slipping out of their chair.

Lucifer poured lube between Adam’s exposed ass cheeks and easily pushed into Adam’s, at this point, very well used hole. It was Pie’s second favourite place to be, next to his own pumpkin bed.

Sometimes Lucifer left in the morning for work with Pie already screwing Adam in bed and came home in the evening to find Adam in the front entryway still spread open by Pie and waiting for Lucifer to finish the job. Adam was getting quite good at being at his and Pie’s beck and cum dumpster.

All he and Pie had to do was gently push Adam down between his wings and he bent over and spread his legs without thinking about it. He could go from pissed off to horny, hard, and begging in seconds flat. More than willing to do pretty much anything now.

Which is how Lucifer convinced Adam to be his side table for a while this evening.

He stretched out the muscles easily, snapped his hands clean, and picked up his mug full of not too hot coffee, he didn’t want to burn Adam, and pressed it into Adam like he was a living cupholder.

“There we go. I told you your ass could handle the mug.”

Adam moan.

“How does it feel?”

“Like I’m being teased. I’m spread but not being filled. Like I need more.”

“Oh good.” Lucifer put a straw in his cup so he didn’t have to take the mug out of Adam to drink.

Pie placed a bowl of popcorn on Adam’s thighs then a glass of ice water on Adam’s ass, making Adam squeak and tremble from the cold, and smiled. They lived off water, sunlight, and a lay in the dirt occasionally, but liked popcorn.

Lucifer opened his newspaper and started to read while Pie nibbled slowly on their popcorn and worked on a crossword puzzle.

One day they’d have to teach Pie the read and write. They were colouring in the squares with their crayons.

After about ten minutes and Adam visibly shaking to maintain his posture, Lucifer drank the last of his coffee, moved Pie’s half empty glass of water and nearly done bowl of popcorn to the actual table, folded his newspaper up and slapped Adam’s ass with it.

“Okay. Break time.” He got to his feet and stretched. “We’ll leave the mug in.”

Adam and had to carefully get down and lay on his belly. Pie surged from his pumpkin and onto Adam. Giving him a massage. Adam groaned as Pie’s gelatinous hands kneaded his sore muscles.

“Is Pie doing a good job?” Lucifer asked Adam at his feet.

“Yeah. Feels good.”

“Hmm. Then shall you reward them?”

Adam opened an eye and turned his head to look up at Lucifer. “Not really a question is it?”

“No.”

He just groaned. “Do I have to get up?”

“No.” Lucifer nudged Adam’s jaw with his boot. “Just open up.”

Adam grumbled about it, he always did, but he propped himself up on his forearms and let his mouth go slack.

Pie bubbled happily and took a full form. Then wavered. From Lucifer’s look he changed himself to resemble Adam. They could be twins, except Pie looked jaundiced.

Looked at the size of his own cock between Pie’s legs, Adam groaned. “Why do I let you two do this to me?”

“Because you were created to obey?” Lucifer offered unhelpfully as Adam’s mouth was filled.

He flipped Lucifer the bird as Pie forced his mouth to open wider and to take him deeper. Despite the protests, Adam moaned around the cock in his mouth.

“No teasing you two. Your break is only for another five minutes, Adam. Then back to it.” Lucifer left them to get the pot of coffee from the machine.

Lucifer looked over his shoulder to make sure the other two were still occupied and bend down to reach into the cupboard where they kept the less used appliances. He pulled out an envelope and stuck it in his pocket.

He grabbed the pot and headed back to the living room.

Entering the room he got to watch as Pie fucked Adam’s face. Holding onto Adam by the hair, Pie bubbled excitedly, thrusting wildly into Adam’s mouth.

Adam moaned, his cheeks red, and eyes half rolled back in his head. He humped the ground to try and find some friction for his straining cock.

Finally, just as Lucifer was about to call it, Pie shoved himself fully down Adam’s throat and opened his mouth in a bubbly moan. He slumped down into a happy little gelatinous puddle.

Coughing a bit Adam spit pumpkin juice onto the floor.

Lucifer wrinkled his nose and cast a spell to clean up the spit. “Honestly, Adam. Use a tissue.” He picked Pie up and poured him back into his pumpkin.

They bubbled happily.

“Alright. Back into position. Ten more minutes and you get your reward.” He kissed Adam on the back of the head and helped the fallen angel back onto his hands and head, thighs on the side table.

Once situated, Lucifer poured the lukewarm coffee into the mug still lodged in Adam’s asshole. He opened the paper again and continued where he left off.

Absentmindedly he stirred the metal straw in his mug, making it clink as it tapped the edged. Lucifer moved the bowl back onto the back of Adam’s thighs and snagged a few pieces, being sure to drop a couple onto Adam’s legs.

He ran a finger around the rim of his mug, pressing slightly and listening for Adam’s little whimpers as he tried not to moan as the cup was pressed inside him a little more.

Taking the straw out he let the warm liquid drip onto Adam’s ass. “Oh dear. I’ve made a bit of mess, haven’t I?”

Grabbing a tissue from the box on the real side table, Lucifer paused. He grinned and grabbed the box too. He left it on the bottoms of Adam’s feet, like they were a shelf. Then took the tissue and wiped at the dribbles of coffee.

Picking up Pie’s half empty glass he spilled a bit of the water and ice cubes onto Adam’s ass and thighs. It was really too bad his balls and dick were on the other side of the table top. Lucifer would have loved the chance to drop an ice cube on those heavy balls and watch Adam squirm. But he had to make do with watching Adam try not to move or make a noise as the cold water ran down his back and pooled between his pressed together thighs.

“I’ll need to go get a towel to clean this up.” He walked purposefully slowly to the linen closet. Hummed and hawed over which towel to use before pulling out a rough one. And walked slowly back.

Roughly he cleaned up the water that had trickled into Adam’s hair, then ass, and thighs. He left the ice.

“That’s time, Adam.”

Lucifer pulled the cup out, then cleaned up the ice and removed everything from Adam. He helped Adam get down and Adam laid on the ground groaning.

“I’ll run you a bath and when you’re ready I’ll give you your reward.”

Doing what he said he would, Lucifer ran Adam a nice hot bath before he helped Adam into it before joined him.

Pie bubbled jealously from a bowl on the counter.

“Nothing is stopping you from getting in the tub too.” He reminded Pie.

From his bowl a witches face rose, her mouth silently screaming as her face dropped back into the bowl.

“Pie, sweetie, I promise you, you’re not going to melt.” Lucifer once more tried to convince the creature held together by angelic powers that too much water wasn’t going to kill him.

Adam leaned back into Lucifer’s hands as they massaged him. “Told you we shouldn’t have shown him that movie. I said, “Pie is too sensitive for that shit” and I was right.”

“You hush.” Lucifer swatted Adam’s shoulder before continuing to rub him down. “Even if you don’t want to come in the tub, you can still sit by us. I’ll add the bubbles you like.”

An orange eye peeked out of the bowl and there was a soft bubble.

“You liked bubble baths before we watched that movie. You can still enjoy them if you sit just outside the tub.”

Pie gave a couple foamy bubbles and Lucifer poured some of the scented bubble bath in and turned the water back on. Rolling out of his bowl and splattering on the floor before taking his usual shape as Lucifer’s naked clone and creeping closer.

He popped a couple of the bubbles in the tub and bubbled excitedly.

“See. You don’t need to be jealous.” Lucifer stroked his clones face and leaned out of the tub to kiss him. He swiped his tongue through Pie’s mouth and pie closed his eyes and leaned into the kiss.

They made out and Lucifer moaned as Pie’s tongue touched his back. He kept one eye on Adam who was watching them as he stroked himself under the water.

“I definitely know what I want for my reward.” Adam settled back against the tub along the wall, propping his feet up on the edge next to them.

Lucifer pulled away from Pie but continued to stroke his cheek. “Oh yeah? What did you decide on making us do?”

“Pie is going to fuck you. I want you outside the tub, holding onto it, as he fucks you from behind. Just like he’s done to me for months. And when I’m ready you’re going to suck my cock.”

Lucifer teased Adam, “have you finally gotten tired of being the meat in our split roasts, darling?”

“I don’t have a joke for this. Yes.”

Pie bubbled a laugh and Lucifer joined in.

“I suppose it’s only fair.”

“Damn right. Now get into position, bitch.” Adam continued to stroke himself as Lucifer climbed out of the tub, moved to between Adam feet, used the edge of the tub to support himself, and stuck his ass in the air. “That’s a good boy, look me in the eye as you get fucked by your own cock.”

He could hear Pie move behind him. Felt Pie’s long tongue probe him gently at first until Adam ordered Pie to eat Lucifer out roughly. Pie’s tongue pushed all the way in and Lucifer gasped.

“Yeah. That’s what I want to hear. Make sure you make enough for both of you.”

Pie was a talented shapeshifter that was created for the singulier purpose of having sex with Adam. Adam who regularly bottomed for both of them and who so far had only topped Pie a handful of times when he was in the mood. Lucifer had to be careful not the break the tub as Pie’s tongue enlarged faster than Lucifer was ready for. “OH GOD!”

He was stretched as Pie forced even more of himself into Lucifer. Pie rubbed purposely against his prostate and Lucifer let himself cry out in pleasure.

“Feels good, don’t it?” Adam was a smug bastard. “Tell me how much you like it.”

Pie pulsed and Lucifer came undone. “It’s,” pie kept going and Lucifer started getting hard again, “oh gooood! So goOD!” Pie’s hand fully encompassed Lucifer’s cock and pulsed around it head to balls. It felt like he was continuously entering someone.

“I think he’s ready, Pie. Don’t touch his cock after this unless I say so, okay?”

Fuck! He could feel Pie nodding.

Pie pulled out and Lucifer shivered as a pumpkin juice dripped down his thighs.

He wasn’t empty for long and fuck it was easy to forget how big he was until Pie reminded him.

Adam got up and Lucifer opened his mouth thinking Adam was ready for his blowjob instead, Adam leaned over Lucifer and he could hear Adam moan and the wet noises of Pie and Adam making out as Pie agonizingly slowly thrusted in and out of his ass.

Lucifer was aching for more stimulation and licked the hard cock rubbing against his cheek. It tasted like soap.

A finger hooked his mouth and pulled it away. “Not yet, babe.” Adam chastised. “You tease me all the time, now it’s time for some payback.”

Moaning, Lucifer licked the finger in his mouth. “You love it.”

“True, my degenerate freak. But you stuck a coffee mug in my ass for thirty minutes. You can wait a few minutes for me to enjoy watching you get slowly fucked by your own cock.”

He whined but relented, deciding to just try and enjoy what he was getting to tide him over.

It took what seemed like forever before Adam decided to rinse the bubbles and soap off his cock and told Lucifer to open wide.

Only then did Pie speed up.

It was reminiscent of their first time all together. Pie fucked him down onto Adam’s cock until his snout rested in Adam’s wet pubic curls. Lucifer head bobbing on Adam’s cock only because of the force of Pie’s thrusting. Only, of course, this time he was connector in the A frame instead of Adam.

Doing his best, he wrapped his dexterous tongue around the dick in his mouth and added the extra layer of being jerked off inside of Lucifer’s mouth. He constricted his throat like Adam liked and Adam moaned praise.

“That’s it, babe. Show me how much you love choking on that cock.” Adam kept a rough grip on his hair. “Spread him as much as he can take, Pie.”

The pumpkin cock in his ass got bigger until Lucifer couldn’t possibly contain any more of him. He whimpered around Adam’s dick.

“Yeah?” Adam stroked his face and pulled Lucifer’s head up a bit so he could look at Adam’s face. “Little painful? But oh so good too? Yeah, I know that feeling. Now take it.”

Pie pulled nearly all the way out before slamming back into him. Over and over until he was shaking with the need to cum.

“You get to cum last or not at all. Cause no one is touching your cock, Lucifer. You’re going to be used and once it’s over you can come untouched or not at all.”

Torturous prick.

This was definitely payback for the coffee mug.

Lucifer upped his efforts on Adam’s cock as there was little he could do for Pie who, from the bubbling, sounded like he was in heaven.

It didn’t take long and Adam’s grip tightened, he swore and moaned, “god, your throat is so fucking tight,” as he came.

Adam pulled out and Lucifer took a shuttering breath.

Getting out of the tub, Adam moved behind him. His large hands helped Pie hold Lucifer by the hips and he spoke only to Pie.

“That’s it, sugar pie. Today, Lucifer is just your toy. He doesn’t matter. Fuck him, torture his prostate, keep him on the edge while you get to cum.”

Pie’s bubbling intensified.

Lucifer didn’t think Pie could fuck him so quickly.

There was one loud bubble pop and Pie lost their form, drooping all over him.

His dick throbbed to be released but it wasn’t happening.

“Bastards. The both of you.”

Adam laughed as he gathered up their unusual partner to rest in his bowl.

He was helped up off the floor and sat on the edge of the tub. Adam sat cross legged on the floor and then pulled Lucifer into his lap.

“I’m not really that heartless.” Adam’s cock easily slid inside of Lucifer’s ass. “Just teasing you.” Adam kissed Lucifer as he jerked him off. It only took a few strokes and Lucifer came between them. “I rather like you like this.”

“Yeah? And how’s this?”

“Loose.” Adam kissed him again. “Definitely going to have to fuck you more often. It’s fun, isn’t it?”

Lucifer groaned, “maybe. Today was a special day though.”

Adam nuzzled his neck. “Yeah. I suppose so. Did you enjoy your anniversary present?”

“You made a very lovely cup holder and table, dear.” Lucifer pulled off and winced at his sore backside. “Speaking of presents though. I got you two something.”

He fished in his pocket and pulled out an envelope as Adam got Pie’s bowl.

Handing it over a tired Pie only raised an eye out of his bowl as Adam set him on the ground and then opened the envelope.

“‘To Adam and Pie. I’m not good with gushy stuff. Happy one year anniversary.’ Straight to the point with you, huh?”

Lucifer shrugged. He sucked at cards.

“Fuck yeah. Concert tickets. Guessing that’s for me. And tickets to see a live performance of Pinocchiofor you Pie.”

Pie bubbled happily.

It was hard to tell sometimes but Lucifer always wondered if Pie connected with Pinocchio as they were both an inanimate object brought to life through magic and had their own thoughts and feelings.

Of course it could just be he liked the songs.

“I hope you like them. You two are a little hard to shop for. Pie is a living pumpkin and you’re picky.”

Adam kissed his cheek, “I’d say it’s pretty perfect. How about you, Pie?”

They bubbled happy bubbles.

“Excellent. I knew buying that concert hall would pay off.”

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #adam x lucifer #adamsapple harvest #Pie’s gift to them was participating #and he drew them some pictures #it’s Fall. Pie doesn’t go out in the fall because of all the pumpkin pies and jack-o’-lanterns

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