#go cookie dawg go

[petrofagonicapocalypse]

Cookies voice suits the b741 songs soooo well, im always in awe every time I hear him live

[acidicgrimace]

back with more dogman art since yall loved the other post so much

I love this guy hes just like me fr

[octariane]

The Sims community has this weird gross problem where they "glow up" female Sims and remove/change literally everything about them. That's not Vanessa Jeong or whatever anymore man you changed everything about her face and altered her entire body type. Like I want to go up in some of these people's comments and be like "QUICKLY: WHY DID YOU MAKE HER NOSE EXTREMELY NARROW AND MAKE HER CHIN POINTIER"

[scarlibis]

their ass is not driving!!! wings can't reach the steering wheel !!11 feet cannot touch the pedals11!

look at my uber dawgg we gonna crash 💀💀

[thedivineflowers]

Had a funny thought but imagine RSA meeting middle school!reader, and seeing how absolutely feral they are.

But some see past that, and see just a child and immediately go to pick them up and hold them like a stuffed animal saying:

"Awww look at the little baby!!!"

❤ anon

HOLY SHIT YOURE SO SMART ❤️ NONNIE ONG

So.

Apparently selected students of RSA were allowed on a field trip to NRC.

And you being one of the most popular students at NRC Crowley said that you'd be giving the students a tour. You of course couldn't go against Crowleys word or else you wouldn't be eating for the week 😔.

You had to wait in the mirror chamber for the RSA students to come through and when they did you had introduced yourself. "My Name is Y/n, I will be giving you all a tour of the school, and after that I will lead you to where you all will be staying for the next three days." You said, trying to stay professional like Crowley said so he doesn't take your allowance.

Neige

Before you couldn't say anything else the student named Neige Leblanche had tilted your head up so he could take a look at you. "Aww! When I heard Vil talking about you he showed me a picture of you and you look even cuter in person!! You have to see this!" Neige squealed as he squished your cheeks and showed you to the dwarfs

That's how it was for the whole tour, even when you got into a small fight with a Savannaclaw group Neige squealed over you.

"Oh, look at how brave you are! I'm sure Vil is so proud of you! I seriously wish I met you sooner!" Neige said as he hugged your head. Dawg his hands were so soft and warm it took you everything in your being to not sob and cry in his arms right there.

And when you lead them to ypur dorm where they were staying Neige was CONCERNED FOR YOU.

"Oh, so you stay here by yourself?" Neige asked. "I stay here with a Cat named Grim, I'm sorry about how dirty the dorm is. Crowley left me on a short notice so I could only clean three rooms decently." You said calmly to Neige. "Really? I've taken care of a cottage by myself but not a whole dorm building! That must be so tiring for you to clean so much!" Neige said with a concerned face. "I'm used to it. Anyways I have to go make dinner for you and the others." He looked at you with a shocked face as you walked into the kitchen.

10/10 would recommend but he insisted that he go to have a conversation with Crowley with how he treated you. In the end you got him to stay and he gave you cookies. His dwarfs also are the bestest of friends with you and have given you flowers to press in a book that Neige gave you for the inconvenience.

Chen'ya

You and him immediately locked eyes and smirked. Y'all are the bestest of the silliest of people. Literally you can tell when he is with you that is how close y'all two are like fuck.

You were dubbed as Chen'ya's younger sibling with how you two will mess with people by the RSA students who went on the trip

And genuinely he like cares about you that he refuses to let you sleep on the couch while he slept in your room he had to roll you up in blankets and place you on the bed while he slept in the room you cleaned for him.

Even when you got into a fight with the Savannaclaw group he backed you up and scared the students away with you.

During the tour he gave you the most randomest things that he claimed to have found lying around. You ended the day with 1,000 more madol in your pocket.

If you're seen as feral on a normal Tuesday then wait for when Chen'ya appears. Riddle and Trey will be jump scared so much by the two of you you were so close to being burnt by fresh tea and getting hit with a whisk.

10/10 outta pocket fella and you two harassed Crowley into giving you more allowance. (MC has magic after their own overblot) He even taught you how to appear and scare people the way he does using your magic.

My Spotify was fucking up and I got annoyed but I genuinely liked writing this even if it seems to not have any energy to some people.

I would've added prince Rielle but I don't know anything about little man but if I find out more about him to be able to write him I will do it.

I might write when you met them for the first time maybe. 🧍‍♂️

Anyways here you go my ❤️ anon pookie ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[s1nk1ngst4rg1irl]

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𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻

╰┈➤how you became nekomas manager, or how kuroo bullied you into taking the position.

╰┈➤NOTES: hehe

╰┈➤WARNINGS: boobi talk and surgery, also swearing!!

╰┈➤masterlist

Kai introduced you to him, or rather he shoved him into you. You were just walking though what you presumed to be a safe hallway trying to get by till graduation without dying, not a booby trapped danger zone where people got jumpscared by some lanky dude with a serious case of bed hair, but there you were under him. He wormed off of you and offered a hand, which you begrudgingly took in yours, pulling yourself up and adjusting your shirt.

“Have you ever thought about breast surgery?” Kuroo deadpanned, looking down at you.

“Dude, what the everloving fuck.” 

“Maybe you were too busy looking down at them to see where you were walking, i get it-their very distracti-” your fist connected with his face before you understood what was happening.

That's how you met Kuroo, with a breast reduction and a black eye. The counselor made sure you guided Kuroo around school during this ‘tough time’ for his vision. Dragging him around school and unknowingly allowing him to trip down small flights of stairs turned into study sessions which turned into meet ups for non school reasons. You'd even go as far to say, you and him were friends.

 So when he asked for you to be manager of the Nekoma volleyball club on a warm sunny day while snarfing down more than his share a bag of chips what else could you say but

“hell no. Sweaty stinky guys asking me to carry around their shit and bandage their booboos? No thanks dude”

Kuroo buried himself deeper into the pile of plushies he was laying on- and getting crumbs all over, groaning.

“Come onnnnn, Y/NNNN, it'll be fun, plus we haven't had a female manager in forever, the upperclassmen will totally love me-and you!.”

“That's exactly what I'm afraid of, plus I don't feel like doing you any favors after what you did to my maths notes” you sniffled.

“I didn't mean to drop them, it just happened ok?? Plus I bought you that keychain you wanted so we’re even.”

“Kuroo, you could bring me Yaku’s diary and that still wouldn't make up for you dropping my notebook into a shit filled toilet.”

“Accidentally dropping your notebook into a shit filled toilet.”

“Who even studies in a fucking toilet??”

“Well first of all you could benefit from some toilet study sessions and second of all it was a shit, people do weirder things all the time when they shit.”

“Have I ever told you you're a huge nerd?”

“Yeah, like every day so will you be the manager already??” you mull it over for a few seconds, weighing out pros and cons, hard work, running, but also there might be a few cute guys, and you needed some boosts for a college resume.. what could be the harm, you needed something other than binge watching shameless to do after school anyway.

“.... fine. One condition though.” he perked up, sending potato chip pieces flying all over your carpet.

“Anythin’”

“Clean your crumbs off my shit, and get me a new notebook- a new set of notebooks.”

“That's two conditions, babe.” maybe this was a bad idea

“You want a manager or not dawg.”

“Ok! Calm your overly large tits, maybe its the back pain making you angry-” he dodges the empty cookie tin you chuck at him. stupid athlete reflexes. 

“Shut the fuck up loser.” 

“-there you go again! Ok- ok- i can always massage them iif they hurt that ba-ok!!!! Point taken! Wheres you dustpan?” yeah. This was a bad idea.

[scrunckled-idiot]

Any headcanons about how the mercenaries interact with a borrower?

errrm yesh aktualy 🤓

soldier: legit tries to kill them at first. LIKE THE FUCK IS THIS LITTLE THEIVING COMMIE SPY IN HIS BASE!? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!? makes it his mission to either kill them or take them prisoner, but eventually becomes like entrenchment for the goober. so like the borrower will be like sneaking away from the kitchen and then they'll hear this mf LEGGING IT AT MAXIMUN SPEED DOWN THE HALL. kinda like tom and jerry shenanigans. dw they always turn out ok :)

pyro: OMG A TINY LITTLE BUDDY LETS FUCKING GOOO!!! will instantly try to make contact with them without realising how terrifying it is in their perspective. chases them around the base kind of like soldier but with no malicious intent. eventually realises that they might be scaring the poor thing so stops chasing them. kind of like engie, they'll make these crude little cardboard houses slathered in glitter glue and stickers and make a little city in their room. absolutely ecstatic when they see borrower in one of the houses, but this time keeps their cool and just observes, giggling and kicking their legs. the borrowers just gonna play along and then they can go home- oh shit wait the giant gas mask guy set up a fucking tea party??? oh fuck yea dude, SUGAR COOKIES HORAYYYYY!!!

heavy: he wouldn't. he'd be too scared to. big man + little person? not a chance in hell. he'd probably keep his distance away rom them, pretending he never saw them. will probably leave leftovers out for them though cus he feels bad. if they're lucky, freshly cooked meals.

engineer: thinks he's going bonkers at first when stuff starts to go missing in his workshop. isn't too fond of the whole "borrowing" schlick, but he can understand. would build like little hideouts and dens for them and hide them around the base. purposely leave some spare screws, nuts, bolts, wire around the floor so that they dont have to parkour up to his desk or something. if he's friendly with them he'll just give em a wave, Mabey invite him over to his desk for some coffee and a break. then send 'em off with a bag full of supplies.

demoman: dawg his childhood fantasies just came true. his mother used to read him stories involving tiny people like elfs, pixies, Gulliver's travels, willow whisps, and borrowers. he'd be enamoured with them, but of course knows to keep his distance, he knows how frightened the wee things can get. he'd be as gentle as he possibly could when holding one though, letting them make the first move, and then scream internally when holding one.

medic: oh honey i dont even need to explain. you KNOW its instantaneous death. or trapped in the experimental cum jar. OR TAXIDERMIED!

sniper: probably thinks their just a weird looking cockroach so he'd try and spray them with pesticide or turn them into a kebab with his huntsman. once he figured it out though, he'd probably just shoo them away and to piss off. if he's chill with 'em though he'd probably handle them like a pet hamster or a rat. scoop them up off the floor into his pocket like "c'mon we're goin' to maccas". its like that one cat that hangs around your neighbourhood that you're chill with.

sorry didn't know what to do for scout and spy hun :(

[lizandbo]

Baking cookies with Aone

A/N: Like actuallyyyyy I love Aoneeeee but this is literally so fucking short bru💀🤚

• I feel like he would really like sugar cookies

• Anyways-💀

• this is gonna be like a raw dawging midnight snacking out of pocket type of cookie baking session

• Would definitely eat the raw cookie dough with you

• I feel like he would have the most random but cute cookie cutters in his drawer,, maybe he had a turtle one😭 would be so sad if you don’t wanna use his ultimate turtle cookie cutter

• But before any of that aone would do that shit where they go behind you and like cover your hand with theirs and y’all stir together

• Yeah he likes doing that

• Big baby is quietly cheesy for that type of stuff… sometimes not tho

• While the cookies are baking aone would be so lovey dovey, I mean he is to you all the time but in his own manner

• Him being a hunk of a man is gonna lift you (no matter your weight) on top of the counter and cuddle you that way so you can watch the cookies safely

• “Nobu,, the cookies are gonna burn if you don’t get off of meeee”

• Aone would just nuzzle into you more as you giggle while you are hugging in the kitchen

• Obviously in a second or two he’ll actually let you check the cookies

• After you guys are done baking the cookies and let them cool Aone will definitely feed you the cookies😭 such a sweet baby

• maybe just maybe at one point in his life IK I JUST IK that he tried to count how many cookies he can fit into his mouth at once

• I swear this man is so out of pocket 💀💀🤚 but I love him oh so very😔

• As he does like sweet treats, he has to limit himself cuz no body wants to be sick from too many sweets but we all do it💀

• Aone will be again a sweet baby and wash all the dishes so you won’t have to go do it <33

• Aone baby hugs you from the back while cuddling and sleeping and would definitely softly caress your arm to help fall asleep

[k1ttygam3r]

Shadow Milk update story prediction (because the Wind Archer teaser has me brainrotten once more):

PV is separated from the others and has to traverse the Spire of Truth and Deceit by himself. When he reaches the top, he’s tricked into thinking they were dead after running in to help him (except that never happened because Shadow Milk locked the entrance shut right after pulling PV in via magic), and is shown an illusion of them berating him and blaming him for their “deaths”. He breaks down crying and Shadow Milk creates the Avatar of Destiny as a visual (or sorta-but-not-really-physical) representation of his worst traits, and how deep-down he was always a monster, just like him

Then PV fights it, gets his magical girl transformation and wins. Then he’s reunited with his homies and starts breaking down again out of joy and shock which shouldn’t come as a surprise because he was tricked into thinking they were literally fucking dead

Dawg I literally have a dialogue-only fic based solely on how this could go

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YDEoeGgAzLzX_4ogzbphDew2ZfQZO-sR8GHngnSf-b8/edit have fun my fellow autistics

[prettypinkporkchop]

Can you do Embry X reader where it's father's day and all the imprints find out they're pregnant together so they make matching tie-dye pyjamas and onesies for father's day that says see you soon dad and they make some for the other pack members too that says see you soon uncles so they wrap them up in wrapping paper with a pack of cookies in each bag and the pregnancy tests for the fathers to be and all the imprints tell the pack together and the wolves are so happy and they decide to wear their pyjamas and watch a movie and it's just an amazing day with laughter and everyone's happy

You finish stuffing the bag for Embry. "Okay, boy names?" Emily asks you. "God, I'm not sure yet. I have a few I like, but Embry is picky." You giggle.

You lean back on the couch in Emily's house. "I can't believe this is happening." Kim rubs her stomach. "Trust me. I know. I'm terrified." You respond. Rachel appears in a panic. "Paul just texted me! They're heading back from lunch." You guys get up and place the bags in sections.

The blue bags are for Sam, red for Paul, green for Embry, and purple for Jared. You grab your phone and check life360 (yuh), and they are literally pulling in. "Shit." You mutter. "Don't worry!" Emily rubs your back.

They all walk in and look confused. "What is happening?" Jared asks nervously. "Sam, these are for you." Emily gestures to the blue bags. "Embry, green." You smile. Sam and Embry hesitate but step to their bags. "Don't open them yet!" Emily laughs as Sam tries to pull out the stuffing. Paul and Jared get to theirs, and we all look at each other.

"Okay, you can open them. START WITH THE BIGGEST BAG!" Emily orders. They ruffle through them.

You keep your eyes on Embry. He lifts the onesie with 'see you soon dad'. He blinks rapidly and places it down. He reaches back in and feels the pregnancy test. He looks at you and takes it out of the bag. He looks at the pink stick. Once the shock leaves, he smiles and comes running up to you. He lifts you up, spinning you around. "Oh my God. My baby!" He gushes. He sets you down and grabs your face, kissing you softly. You kiss him back and hold onto his wrists. "I'm so happy." He chokes out, almost in tears. You can't help but cry. "I love you, my boy." You sniffle. You pull away and notice all of the guys holding onto their imprints as well. Jared is bawling his eyes out!

"Guys! Open the other bags!" Emily sniffles while wiping her nose. They do as told and laugh at the different color cookies.

'From baby uley'

'From baby Cameron'

'From baby Lahote'

'From baby Call'

Everyone on of them had four cookies. "This is fucking amazing." Embry laughs. "Embry, your child is going to be so bad." Paul pokes. Embry shoves him. "Yours will be so 'hey mamas' and 'are you lost babygirl' coded!" Embry argues. "Mine will be hotter."

"Dawg, have you seen my wife?!" Embry gestures to you.

"Guys, shut up! We have plans for tonight!" Rachel shouts. You girls walk into the living room as the guys follow along. There are pillows and blankets spread all around the couches and floor. Even a random blowup mattress. There are snacks literally everywhere! The movie is waiting to be played on the TV.

Embry's hands grab your hips from behind. "Pick a spot, baby." He says in your ear. You decided on the air mattress next to Jared and Kim. Embry reaches for a blanket, but Jared grabs the same one. "Paws off!" Jared barks. "Aye! That's my favorite one!" Embry pulls on it. "Yeah, well Emily said I can have it." Jared leans intimidatingly. "She sewed this for me, ugly!" Embry laughs. Jared pounces on him, and they wrestle for a blanket. "Are we sure about them being dad's?" Kim asks you. "Honestly, they will be good." You giggle. "Damn it! Off! Get off of each other!" Sam yells. All of you girls burst into laughter. You turn to see Paul already stuffing his face with cookies and then look up at you four. "What?" He asks innocently, making you laugh even harder.

[theunholyrogue]

Birthday Shenanigans! (Various Turtle x GN!Reader)

Today is June 21st, which means it’s mine and @scarletinkthelibrarian ’s birthday! 🥳

So, why not post a short scenario about what the turtles would do in celebrating their partners birthday!

No TW, just fluff! 😄

🎂Leonardo🎂

Leo is definitely treating your birthday in the most romantic way possible.

That man is treating you to a candlelit dinner on top of an abandoned building on the farthest side of town where his brothers couldn’t track him down and purposely left his phone at home so Donnie couldn’t track him down so that they could scope the date out.

Leonardo blindfolded you on your way up the fire escape, leading you up with his hands over yours, extending out in front of you, telling you when to step up.

Going up the final ladder pretty much gave the location away that you were on a rooftop, but you kept your mouth shut. You wanted to see what your turtle had in store for you.

Leo pulled the blindfold off of your eyes, revealing the candlelit dinner in front of you.

Lady and the Tramp style, your heart fluttered at the scene before you turned to Leo in awe.

He looked at you, looking for approval.

You threw your arms around his neck and smiled, “You’re the best! I love you so much!”

He returned the gesture, wrapping his arms around your waist and spoke.

“I love you too, now, let’s eat.”

You two ate the meal that Leo had made for you, unlike the spaghetti in L&TT— but it was still amazing!

And after dinner, Leo pulled out a small gift bag, handing it to you with a soft smile on his face.

“ You didn’t have to do that,” you stated softly, taking the bag from him. He only nodded his head towards the bag, signaling for you to open it.

Once you did, you pulled out a box with a necklace inside, on the necklace held a locket with a picture of the two of you on the inside.

“I fall more in love with you everyday, thank you, my love.”

“Happy birthday, my love.”

🥳Michaelangelo🥳

Walking into the lair, Mikey immediately greeted you with open and welcoming arms.

“Happy birthday, my precious angel!”

Your face brightened up with a smile as your partner hugged you, and you quickly returned the hug.

“Thank you, baby!” You replied, planting a kiss on his cheek.

“Of course, sweetcheeks,” Mikey grinned before releasing you from his grip.

You let go as well, but that didn’t stop the turtle from grabbing your hand and, as if his life depended on it, dragged you towards the kitchen.

Before you could tell him to chill out like before the bottoms of your shoes no longer existed he announced the decorated kitchen to you.

“Tada!” Mikey looked at you with an excited expression, flinging his arms up in the air.

You gazed around at the party decorations that covered the kitchen, streamers, confetti, balloons, you name it, it was there. You also noticed the cake and poorly wrapped gift box on the island, with two plates and two forks.

Looking back at Mikey, who now stared into your soul at you with puppy dog eyes, awaiting your response to what he thought was the BEST surprise ever, you gave him the biggest smile and thanked him.

“I absolutely LOVE it, M-Dawg! Did you decorate it?”

“Yes! I even baked you your favorite cake and I got you something!” Mikey exclaimed, walking over to the island and sitting down, you following behind.

You sat down beside him, watching as he poked candles into the cake to signal how old you were and lit them up, then slid the cake in front of you.

“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to my snookie wookie cookie gumdrop! Happy birthday to you!”

Mikey sang before you attempted to blow the candles out. They went out for a second before illuminating again. Blowing them out again, they relit a second them. One more time, and they sparked right back up.

You looked at Mikey with confusion, who busted out laughing, “Gotcha! You got fooled with trick candles!”

“Oh you butthead!” You exclaimed, smacking him on the arm with a smile on your face.

Doing away with the danged candles, you finally got to enjoy the cake with your partner.

Mikey pretty much swallowed his entire piece, and once he saw that you were done with yours, he nonchalantly slid the box over to you.

“Nothing is going to jump out at me, right?” You asked.

“No babe, I swear,” Mikey smiled, genuinely.

“Okay, I’m trusting you,” you replied, ripping the paper off of the box and opening it.

Inside was a stuffed turtle, like you would see at Build-A-Bear. Although, this one was clearly special as it had a makeshift orange mask around it’s face that closely resembled Mikey’s mask. You pulled the stuffed animal out of the box and hugged it before looking at your partner.

“I love it, Mikey!” You exclaimed, placing the stuffed animal to the side before tackling the turtle in a tight hug.

He giggled before returning the hug. “Good! Happy birthday, babylove!”

🎈Raphael🎈

“Ralphie, where are you taking me?” You asked, being guided by Raph’s larger hands in front of your eyes.

He had covered them at a point of the two of your guy’s trip through the city, and had been pretty silent since.

The sounds of the ocean didn’t help with the fact that you couldn’t see.

“Come on! You’re killing me!” You begged, struggling to walk at this point, feeling Raph guide guide you now with one hand, while he used his other to cover both of your eyes.

“You’ll see.”

“Are you planning to kill me? Is that it?” You asked, earning a small chuckle from him— but yet, still no answer.

“Oh my god, you are,” you stated dramatically.

“Alright now,” Raphael speaks, you can hear the smile on his face.

Eventually, he uncovers your eyes, revealing a hidden cove of sorts alongside the ocean. On the sand lays a blanket, to which Raph gladly guided you over to.

Laying down on the blanket gives the two of you the perfect view of the star written sky above, and you can’t help but feel all of the butterflies in your tummy.

Tonight will forever been etched in your memory.

You laid there, curled up next to the turtle and watched the starry sky above. You were in awe on how he could’ve chosen such a perfect activity— how he knew the sky would be clear and beautiful like this.

“I think I fall more and more in love with you everyday, Ralphie,” you spoke softly, gazing away from the sky above to look at the turtle.

He was running his fingers through your hair, or caressing your skin, and his eyes had never seemed to have left you.

“Yeah, sure,” he spoke, giving you a soft smile, “I love you, too.”

A comfortable silence fell between the two of you before he perked up, sitting up and moving you off of him as he walked towards the back of the cove.

You looked back, confused, at what the turtle was doing.

Whenever he returned, he was holding a gift bag. You rolled your eyes, “You didn’t have to get me anything! This is more than enough just to spend time with you!”

“Uh huh, open it,” he demanded, extending his arm out with the gift bag.

You went quiet and took the gift, pushing the paper aside and pulling out the the present.

It was a framed drawing of you that Raphael had drawn, with his signature below. Beside your figure was an extremely short love message.

My heart is and will always be yours. Raphael.

Your jaw dropped as you gazed over the drawing.

Holy fu—

“Thank you, Raphael, I love it,” you replied, smiling like crazy at the photo before looking at him and giving him a big ole kiss.

“Glad you do. Happy birthday, dear.”

🎉Donatello🎉

Nervous?

Oh yuh, this turtle is nervous.

In fact, you had asked him if he was okay earlier that day when you had stopped by at the thought of spending that afternoon together in celebration for your birthday. He was sweating buckets, chattering teeth, the whole shabang.

It’s only because it was your first time celebrating your birthday and Donnie INSISTED on planning something for you— to which he did. Yet, he was nervous that you wouldn’t like what he had planned.

You had showed up on time, like you said you would, and he was floored at how good you looked.

“Ready to go, yeah?” You asked, a smile on your face as the turtle nodded.

“Y-Yeah! We don’t want to be late!” Donnie replied as he walked up to you, nervously slipping his hand in with yours and guiding you out of the lair.

You followed, and luckily you were able to make conversation with Donnie that brought him out of his nervous state.

Once the two of you reached your destination, he told you to meet him on the rooftop because it was a tall building.

Making it to the rooftop, Donnie showed you what the surprise was.

Directly below was the concert to your absolute most favorite band of all time, you couldn’t believe you eyes.

“There’s no way,” you mumbled, looking between the concert and Donnie— who looked at you with nervous eyes.

“You’re the best! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” You exclaimed with excitement written all over your face, reaching up and entangling the turtle in a big hug.

He smiled, a sigh of relief escaping his throat as he wrapped his arms around you.

“You’re welcome, darling,” he replied.

Watching the concert with glee, Donnie would ask questions here and there about a song name or what a song meant, more and less wanting to see you excitedly tell him about the band you love so much.

Then, once it ended and the two of you were back at the lair, he surprised you with a gift.

You looked at it and then back at him, taking it, and opening it front of him.

He played with his hands, anxiety building as he watched you open the gift.

Once you pulled it out and looked at it, examining what it was.

Inside was a carefully crafted wooden music box that Donnie had made himself, patterned with designs of that of a turtle shell. Opening it, on the inside of the lid had a border of the same designs, while the middle had a love note written by Donatello.

I will love you like there’s no tomorrow until I breathe my last.

Donatello.

When winding the music box up, your favorite song from the band you just saw in person plays, and you can’t help but gush over the gift.

“Did you make this?”

“I did.”

“I absolutely adore it, Dondon.”

He blushes at the new nickname.

“Thank you, darling.”

So… If you made it, does that mean that you’re good with your hands?”

“Happy birthday, you dingus.”

“Hey! I had to ask!”

[someprettyname]

sobbing cus I can’t acc kith u😔💔

well when I say “KISSIN U” just imagine this ig 💔

WHY IS THIS SO PARTICULAR AND ON POINT WITH DETAILS?

DAMN. DID YOU JUST DRAW ME KIRA? DID YOU REALLY DRAW ME?

I'm-

Sob sob no one's ever drawn me before I'm going to cry sob sob

WAAAAAAAA EVEN THE DETAILS WITH THE MOLES ARE SO ON POINT (or am I imagining stuff?) SOBBING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YES THIS IS DEFINITELY HOW YOU SHOULD IMAGINE ME GIBING YOU SMOOCHES TOO MWAH MWAH

though I'd be giggling happily and grinning ear to ear if you kith me rather than be like ":0" sob sob

Dawg you're so talented. My wife is so talented.

But.....

But I'm not as talented as you. I can't draw that good.

What do I do?

The least I can do is share my cookies....

.... Shall this suffice? *sob sob* i lob you so much thank you thank you 💛

Me rn :

[wolfenpupr]

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!!! Dis ish my 3rd intro remake, I am VERYYY indecisive and make too many changes !!!

🐾˖° ⸝⸝ About dis dawg

╰ name(s) ﹕ Oscar, Oz, Ozzy!!

︵ prns ﹕ he/it/they/pup

➜ ages: 18 | 4-12 (toddler-older kid)

╰ interests ⸝ fandoms ﹕ voltron, undertale, digimon, batman, bluey, stuffies, kubscoutz, coryxkenshin, GeminiTay, Caseoh & crime shows.

︵ extra ﹕ Leo, Infp, semi artist, fictional cg: Toriel (undertale)

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➜ requests: if you like my moodboards or dni banners, go ahead and request some in my ask box, or if my ask box is not available, feel free to reply/reblog any of my moodboards to ask for kind of theme or character! Just please be kind and patient! They are f2u and credit would be appreciated but not necessary!

➜ do request: Voltron, undertale, bluey, digimon, most 2000s cartoon shows, Minecraft, stardew valley, cookie run kingdom, dc heroes, xmen, ncis, criminal minds, slime rancher, warehouse 13, law & order svu, House, Castle, leverage, person of interest, anime (I’ve seen most except many current popular ones), fma (03 & 09), Wakfu, fnaf, mouth washing, most mcyt except DSMP and aphmau sorry, kubscoutz, Coryxkenshin, flow state, ForgeLabs, and some vtubers unless they’re from Nijisanji…

Da posts me already dids are >>here<<

➜ do not request: helluva boss/Hazbin hotel, DSMP, 18+ stuff, most dni

➜ I do not mind if you like these things but I will not make anything with them since I don’t participate in the fandoms

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➜ I am an age & pet (puppy) regressor/ dreamer, beagle & wolfpup, poc, have adhd, ftm and have an anxiety disorder!!

➜ I am newer to regression, I mainly do it for self help/healing, though sometimes i involuntarily regress when sleepy or stressed. I do not have a cg, however I do wish to have one! I just want a mama, m only wan a cg/lovr who is 18+ pls no talk to me in that way if u under 18!

➜ I mainly talk on discord, I am thinking of making a discord server for 16+ but I’m unsure how heh, so if you want to help with that, let me know !!

➜ I am pro 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇲🇲 and pro choice!! However I am unable to donate or provide aid due to lack of funding and I currently am unemployed and in school !

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[datssokoolwhat]

WARNING: a lot of Yapping.

Why is it so hard to find a good pose for the dam cookies dawg. Deciding what Den would be was so HARD I wanted to kms it took me 2 days until I gave up and decided to go for her “Cyper” for cypher den because why not. And Chillys was so easy but I wouldn’t call her “coffee cookie” NO. Imma need her name to be something more else, I havent done Curt’s yet because all I could think of his cookie is the body and strength of “Tea Knigh Cookie” but I’m thinking a bit more “WildBerry Cooking” bod vibes— yah? Idk you decided (HELP ME DECIDED PLS) I don’t know what type of cookie he would be tho, I rlly want him to be special cause apparently he’s like god in the recreyo-verse. You notice how the cookies are always barefoot.Don’t worry about it. Also the sky was blue OH and when someone tries to tap too much you say “close thy mouth and let silence be heard you crooketh heathen.” and instead of saying “On my way!” You say “My horses are galloping as fast as the speed of light.” Elegant comebacks are fire bro.

Okay end of my yapping session here some strip comics:

[fruitytiff]

THEORY: WHAT IF THE ANTASMA WE SEE ISN'T THE "WHOLE" THING

Ok ok, lemme explain what I meant. A few weeks ago, me and @noddynods made a joke about how Dreambert was secretly fanboying over Antasma because his the only person to actually title him king, like in the games, Antasma never referred himself to king. He did say he wanted to be king, but wanting to and already being one is completely different. Now recently, my Exam-illed mind wandered back to that random ass convo because I was so sick of studying and actually began to dwell on that. What if...the Antasma we see in the game...is only half of what he actually is. Lemme explain some more, Antasma, as portrayed in the game, isn't exactly a bright cookie (Dawg got betrayed by BOWSER of all people). He isn't stupid either but his farrr from intelligent, in fact his very emotional in all sense, he often screeches loudly whenever he gets angry, happy, or sad???? And just generally expresses his feelings openly a lot. Now what do I meant by this? I meant that this verison of Antasma...might be his right brain. I theorize that the Antasma we see isn't actually who he really is, its only half of him. Ok now this is a little bit headcannon-y but hey, what the fuck, lets go. I need a explanation, a theory, so here we go.

You know how in the Dream World, theres Dream's Deep. Like a really deep pit of where the..un...deepest consciousness resides, like thoughts or some shit. I dunno, that's what I think anyways. We also do see that there's a Nightmare World, now, we don't know if the Nightmare World is a completely different realm then the Dream World or just a extension of itself, but assuming that the Nightmare World is a different realm that only produces nightmares, we can assume that the Nightmare World also has it's own Dreams Deep. Now we don't know what Nightmare World's own version of Dream's Deep is called, or even if it exists at all depending if the Nightmare World is a extension of the Dream World and not it's own thing. But if it is. I would like to guess that Antasma's other half, his Left Brain was trapped in there. His intelligence, his cold cunning calculated side was locked away in a even more deadly and dark prison. Which makes sense, high intelligence has the risk to yield incredibly dangerous people. Especially when given to one without any moral standards. Now why did I specify Antasma's Right Brain being more emotional and creative while his Left is more intelligent and cold? Because science lmao, it had been recorded that people who are more in the creative fields has a more responsive right hemisphere compared to the people in the analytical fields. Now obviously this has been debunked as it shows creative people also using the left hemisphere of our brain to do creative stuff, but our right hemisphere still "drives the wheel."

So I'm not exactly being completely scientifically right right, but its a generalization of how the human brain works. And why I think this is applicable to Antasma. I mean, just look at the current in game Antasma, he does prove to have skills in planning even though I had said that his not as smart cuz his the right brain and all. So it doesn't disprove my theory. Now...lets think, assuming that the Nightmare World is it's own realm. what would it's own version of Dream's Deep be? I think....It's a completely opposite to the Dream's Deep in the Dream World.

A World of WHITE

This image of 7-1 from Ultrakill was just a concept or idea of what the Nightmare World's Dream's Deep looks like. And trust me, I have a good reason to think why the Nightmare World's Dream's Deep would look like this. There is a well known psychological torture method called The White Room. Where the victim is dressed from head to toe in white clothing and forced into a bright spotless white room that is constantly blowing cold air, illuminated by blinding white lights, and forced to eat white rice and drink milk for as long as they would stay there. The room is also outfitted to be completely quiet too, which would leave you in isolation along with intense sensory depravation. Victims who are reported to be tortured with this method become depersonalized by losing personal identity and suffers from hallucinations or psychosis. The torture basically turned your brain against you.

And it's one of the worst things for a human being to experience, no matter who they are.

And this...is the perfect set up for the Nightmare World to create, a suffering of your own mind, the brightest torture method to exist. And this place would also be where Antasma's Left Brain is trapped in, desperately trying to find a way out of this place that he had been stuck in for the past 1000 years. Now why do I think that Antasma has a split brain personality? Mainly because of the Pi'illo's vagueness, even though they said that they don't know where he came from...how did they know his a Dreamy Bat in the first place? Like, Antasma could've previously been something that's probably not a Dreamy Bat, maybe a different species of bat all together. So why do they know what he was before? My guess? They're LYING Why did Dreambert refer Antasma as King even though he had literally never called himself that, why did the Pi'illos' all insist that his a Dreamy Bat even though they clearly stated they don't know where he came from??? Questions QUESTIONS!!!!! Why does Antasma holds a grudge against the Pi'illos? At first it could be assumed that its because they trapped him for a thousand years, but the way on how fiercely he fought Dreambert suggests that his rivalry with him lasted WAYYY longer than just him eating nightmares and being evil.

Maybe...It's because the Pi'illos' was the ones that screwed him over in the first place...

Remember when I said that I was confused on why Dreambert calls Antasma a king when he himself doesn't call himself one? Yeah...that...

Perhaps...Antasma was actually a king before, a King of the Nightmare World. Maybe he was actually a Dreamy Bat turned Nightmare....but he only resided within the Nightmare World. Cuz like, how tf was there only one species of him when bats are known to have a habit of pooping out babies faster then you could say: Ey patoto tser matata. On puenes corron brangar coram brangan yaay geigoronama todoro nomonam sugoro bravo and congregay. Postono tunitena tuna na sena tona gamama brrrr senanana seradenanana raba tane e. Ano no no no see vetera el borocone teno done de. Atono coro todei trae bosto arapa to to de seca dota. Deya toma todo ropo tuno ge arapa to. Arapada ohto otro es ey su otro apada veh ito. Amos traedo roho serapade toro o or na paed poro. Amarato toro sorei baro. (Luigi's Italian gibberish) Which is where this theory that I had comes into play, Antasma most likely devoured other wannabe species of himself before he began building his kingdom in the Nightmare World. Which suggests that Antasma probably only resided and existed in the Nightmare World, until the Pi'illos' came around and found out.

There's a very high chance that the Pi'illos grew fearful of the kingdom that Antasma build, so they most likely infiltrated his kingdom through various diplomatic means, (his kingdom was probably very powerful). And attempt to kill him from the inside because of the power he has.

Now obviously this did not work and only succeeded in splitting his brain/body apart. Which explains why Antasma does not wear a crown in game, it most likely got split in half from the attack or completely destroyed.

This most likely lead to a series of disarray in his kingdom, resulting it being torn down by the panic masses and the Pi'illos. Obviously, the more emotionally and feared driven side of him immediately went into revenge mode. Leaving his weakened intelligence side to be captured and trapped into the Nightmare World's Dream's Deep.

The emotional side probably stole the Dark Stone and shattered it like how Dreambert said he did, but out of revenge for his fallen kingdom, and for the Pi'illos' betrayal.

[thedivineflowers]

Pt2. Of after the overblot. 😈😈😈😈 MWUAHAHAHBHABAHAGAHHAAGHAAHAHABSUSJSNJDHRGDJJX

You woke up in the infirmary as usual. But you oddly felt calm, too calm. You felt a warmth forming at your stomach and you looked to see Malleus standing beside you with his hands above your tummy. "You're awake, child. How are you feeling?" He asked as he gently lifted your body up and had you sit up straight on the infirmary bed. "I feel fine. And my stomach feels weird." You said as he chuckled. "That's just the spell that I placed. Don't worry. You're supposed to feel that way." He said as he helped you out of the bed. "How did I get here?" You asked him "You collapsed in Crowleys office. You're body was feeling exhaustion even though you've slept for two weeks. If you had slept longer and not force yourself to wake up you probably wouldn't have fallen." He said as he helped you put on your slippers. "What time is it? Where are the others?" You asked him as he guided you to the door. "They're waiting for you. Would you like to see them?" He asked as he guided you out of the infirmary. "yeah..."

Heartslaybul:

Dawg everything is happening at once. One is crying and is hugging you to their head. The other is posting photos of you looking better and well. one is just standing idly next to you and the other is fussing over you while another one of them is trying to feed you cookies.

Guess the order 😈😈

Savannaclaw:

Jack is giving you like protein bars and stuff (maybe a small cactus plushie idk 🤫🤫) and Ruggie is giving you one of his grandmas homemade donuts! Meanwhile Leonas keeping his tail around you arm so he can keep an eye on you and so you don't get hurt again. (He might bring Cheka over for a visit. And maybe he bought some things that you mentioned that you wanted, maybe.)

Octavinelle:

Before you came to see them Azul was whipping up a storm of potions for you. One to help you with your magic, one to help you with any side effects from your magic, one to boost your energy, and another to call for him for anything! When Azul gave it to you you fell to the ground with the potions. He used a spell to make the bag lightweight and he gave you some food to eat while Jade and Floyd guarded you and gave you some expensive gifts from who knows where.

Scarabia:

You and Kalim are running at each other full force. But not without Jamil 😡😡. As Kalim and you squeezed each other tightly Jamil as stuck trying to breath and asking you if you were okay. Once that was finished Kalim dragged you to your room that you had in the dorm along with Jamil. Kalim had given you multiple boxes full of things that you were to scared to open. While Jamil just gave you a nice meal and your favorite drink. ( He cares about you just as much as Kalim but he knows he doesn't have the money or energy like Kalim to show it. So he cooked for you and stayed close to you both. ( Y'all ended the night by you and Kalim sleeping on the floor with multiple pillows. Jamil stayed up a bit to watch over the both of you.)

Pomefiore:

Vil is fussing over you while also doing your makeup. Epel is waiting next to you so you both can goof around in the mud and Rook is doing your hair. Once your deemed decent enough your dragged off to go eat while Epel salutes to you. You both ended up eating unknown greens and kid safe vitamin gummies. But Vil then took you to go practice your magic while Epel and Room spectate. You almost cut Rooks perfect bob cut if it weren't for his hat. You and Epel then eventually get to go and goof off but you both came back with very noticeable nose bleeds and Vil scolded you both.

Ignihyde:

Idia has you take a small visit to STYX (? Is that how you spell it) and he tries to figure out the reason of your sudden overblot and magic formation while Ortho distracts you with games that match your interests. Then once the testing for the day has ended you three go into Idias room and play games while you and Idia make battery acid drinks.

Diasomnia:

Lilia is a bit weary of allowing you near the three of them because of the overblot but you were a kid! And you of course couldn't harm Malleus because you barely had control over your magic so he pushed it aside and greeted you with warm arms as he tried feeding you his ravioli with some weird sauce. Silver stepped in and gave you some sweets to snack on while Sebek stood guard to protect you and Malleus. Who simply sat next to you and watched over you just in case your magic acts up.

Grim:

He had slept next to your bed while you were resting. He tried using some magic to help you recover faster but he just sighed and slept next to you as well after your body rejected his magic. He was so happy to see you well after your overblot and collapsing that he dropped all of your gifts he had for you and hugged you. He always followed you everywhere and even helped you adjust to your magic.

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