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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
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doctorwhommm · 2 months
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tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor
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tiredcowboyy · 7 months
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S4/5 merlin being so done with everyone and everything is so funny. Like he may aswell have covered arthurs ears and said “yes I have magic get over it. Oh hi, youre new here? Cool- leave, because i cant be bothered to figure out how you screw me over but you probably will. Please nobody even think about arthur today because my back hurts and I just want ONE MINUTE OF PEACE. If you’re here to kill arthur or me please come back next week i just polished his armour and i wont hesitate to snap your neck if it gets dirty again because it took me all morning.”
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stefisdoingthings · 29 days
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ark aftermath
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emloafs · 2 months
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me leaving my bubble and seeing everyone hate on demetri for taking the last sekai taikai spot
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jackalopesao3 · 2 months
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Barbatos as a mom to Dia:
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Barb as a mom to Sol:
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We know who the problem child is.
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the brothers x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
mc: i wanna do something stupid
mammon, only half listening: i'm stupid, do me
the other brothers: ...
lucifer: I JUST WANT ONE NIGHT
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lily-drake · 7 months
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RIP Arnold’s Sanity
This poor man just wants needs a break.
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He’s so tired of her BS but he still loves her, and I live for his exasperation.
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You can hear the mental expletives without them being written.
Arnold: If you want to see the fireflies better, then just come over to my balcony. Rishe: Sure! I can make that, it’s only like a 1/2 meter jump!☺️ Arnold: Wait, what?! Rishe: *jumps* Arnold: *mentally* THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! F* F* F************!!!!!!!
Someone needs to give this man an Advil, stat.🪦🤣
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THE CRIMINAL MINDS WRITERS ARE RUTHLESS
CM WRITERS: Let’s have a guy kidnap and torture Spencer.
CM WRITERS: Let’s get Spencer hooked on drugs.
CM WRITERS: Let’s expose Spencer to anthrax.
CM WRITERS: Let’s kill Spencer’s girlfriend.
SPENCER: I’m tired of this, Grandpa!
CM WRITERS: THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!
CM WRITERS: Arrest him.
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dagwmeno · 4 months
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Rei actually draws a background (vine boom)
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He's such a guy
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insomnianightss · 1 month
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"he spent 40 years trying to get back to his family, why would he give up after 7 this time?" Maybe because he already had spent 40 years in the apocalypse alone and didn't want to do it all over again. This time he was with someone, so that also makes a difference. He's probably reliving a lot of trauma and is still exhausted of everything he went through. You think you would keep fighting hard if you had to survive an apocalypse AGAIN, not knowing when you'll see everyone again???
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jinngerleaf · 8 months
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Percy: Grover I blew up the camp bathrooms last night.
Grover: Haha yeah and I ate lizard last night
Percy: You did???? I thought you were a vegetarian??
Grover: No?? I thought we were telling each other things that didn't happen???
Percy:
Grover:
Percy: So funny story-
Grover: Perseus Jackson.
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wybienova · 1 year
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returning to my TRUE FORM with a huge ass page of doodles
some sort of closeups here :3
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demigod-of-the-agni · 10 months
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"You're here eating SOUP?! I just fought my way through the stinkiest, dirtiest, coldest giants to find you, and you are here eating soup. Behen, I am going to scream."
Marvel Voices Infinity Comic #77
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pseudowho · 6 months
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Mr.Haitch has volunteered to do an "Ask Mr.Haitch" question time and I'm laughing. He's intrigued by the legend he has become.
Does anyone want an "Ask Mr.Haitch" inbox 24 hours? 🐸
-- Haitch xxx
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sauronpilled · 4 months
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this is the worse day of his life. i'm fucking crying.
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