#give me a man like him irl
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When I was a young forest guardian, I submitted a story I wrote into the Writers of the Future competition. I didn't win, I didn't place, but I really liked what I did so I drew the main characters to give them designs
This was the "villain."
EW. OLD UGLY ART.
But today...instead of working on that really big project I'm meant to be working on
I drew him again.
HELLO SAILOR ‼️‼️‼️
(the story is on my AO3 if anyone is interested in reading it)
#oc#writers of the future#it was fun to do#might submit a new story to them sometime soon#who knows#hes hot#thats my psa#thats my man#give me a man like him irl#please#god#just kill me
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who's david 👁
david my friend david
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#skunk mail#Anonymous#what about when you attacked david my friend david#who's david?#michelangelo's....#anyway closest i have to im not objectum but i believe in their beliefs#i want to see him irl. so bad. he's so beautiful.#something about an enormous statue of a man and how ive written essays about feeling like an untouchable statue#for viewing not to be desired but i like him...an untouchable sculpture...#soooo far above me from my view at the very bottom#that i'd give anything to run my hands over and feel#something there about symbols and surrogates for my devotion to men in lieu of anything Real and Flesh. works of art#ill never have or experience in full on either side.#otherness and similarity....love love him#representative of my love for men. on a pedestal far far away from me in every way
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Bridgerton is one of my comfort shows mostly bc I think its so funny that the Bridgerton family is just the worst they're all deeply unlikeable insufferable people and watching each of them find love despite how utterly horrible they all are gives me hope
#im rewarching the show rn and GOD#daphine if i met you irl itd be on SIGHT#the man told you#he couldn’t give you children#so if you married#you wouldn't get children#and you were like fine unhappy but you love him#the second you found out it was a person's choice you do that to him#no nope no#also i just found out that gregory names all his children after his siblings#which i am choosing to believe means#the whole bridgerton family is wiped out in the great fire of london#leaving Gregory the soul surviver#do not correct me if im wrong#this is what im choosing to believe
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anyone else like this guy ??
#this was kinda just supposed to let off steam cuz im soooo messed up rn but. i got rlly into it#i finished the game today btw. can you tell who my fave is?? haha...#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM I PROMISE#everytime he extended his arm out like that i just couldnt stop thinking about ibuprofen. it haunted me#also btw. im really actually super normal about using a wide range of colours to represent a character btw. you can trust me with art#you can trust me with drawing applications and fictional men (lying)#i plan on drawing more at some point when im not busy with irl stuff and comm stuff. cuz i am rlly crazy abt this game actually.#anyways. how to tag this...#togainu no chi#nitro+chiral#tnc#togainu no chi fanart#idk what else man .#sheetzking#unculturedswine69#also i know it doesnt rlly look like him. im working on it. shut up . give me atleast 5 notes on this or ill be mean
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#not to be a broken lil man on main#but I was on the phone with my dad for 30 minutes just now (that's a lot for a phone call with him) and like.... damn. yeah. i do have one#parent who's not horrible huh#we talked a lot about my plans for the future...... which I only now told him bcs scary and bcs........ I never ever during my 25 years of#being alive got the impression from my parents that something like this would be an acceptable career choice or something they'd support#and I mean. my [redacted] of a mother is the best example for how. not alright it is with her that I'm doing something that's not very...#traditional for this family#but anyways. my dad was absolutely fucking lovely#to the point that I get getting teary eyed and felt my throat closing up cause. huh. i guess in his own way he does love me and believe in#he asked me to send him a link or a pdf of my first conference report because he wants to keep it somewhere 😭😭😭😭😭😭#I'm....... ouch. ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch#you know the ghosting I am really good at with tumblr chats (sorry guys. ilu. I just suck at communication)???? i'm also extremely good at#that with whatsapp chats and just. not calling my irl loved ones#so idk. hearing him say he understands and just wanted to make sure I wasn't upset with him and like. wanted to know if I was doing okay.#damn. okay. damn#idk#this was such a good talk and he was so suppertive and non-judgemental and I actually told him about my birthday and how my mother's call#upset me and he was like. yeah. same. and like... he's basically gone no contact with her as well as it turns out#idk. I really should give him more credit and like... I feel like there's so much shifting and change and development happening while I'm n#not there and sometimes it's hard to remember that he actually /could/ understand some things. just cause I've always been so used to not#sharing anything about myself because it wasn't safe when I was younger and... idk........ lots of emotions going on rn#so glad we talked though. so glad#simon.out.#if you read all this.... idk man.... sorry for oversharing but thanks for caring ig <3
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My friend (F 21) is dating with a 36 year old man who we have no idea what he’s doing for a living but he wears suits and drives a Range Rover. So this happened two days ago, our friends had a party and we drank and smoked and stuff. My friend got high and she started to cry, she called her boyfriend and man came to the party house like in five minutes. I saw the way he got out of the car like all angry and concerned and MAN I WANT TO BE CARED LIKE THAT. My friend cried, held her arms up and he literally scooped her up, I don’t know what he said to her but like I saw the way he caressed her hair while walking to his car while carrying her with ONE ARM.
I cried. I literally cried. IS THIS LOVE?! I WANT THIS KIND OF LOVE.
And I talked to her this morning she said she wasn’t allowed to go to parties for a while lol.
NO YOU NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I LOSE IT BC THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM I DONT EVEN CARE IF IT IS WRONG OR RIGHT THIS IS MY DREAM 😭😭😭
ARI CODED MAN FR 😭😭 dw bestie I would’ve cried too and the way you described what you saw???? STOPPP I YEARN FOR THAT 😭 not him picking her up with one arm BESTIE IF I WAS THERE I WOULDVE CRIED WITH YOU
for a man like that I’d happily stop being allowed to go to parties too 🥲🥲🥲🥲
#LEAVE ME ALONE YALL 😭😭#I want this#anon#bestie it’s the way you described it like wtf#not ur friend living in a fanfic#honestly older men with younger women IRL give me the ick lowkey#unless I’m the younger woman and the older man is ari or someone who looks like him and acts like THIS#it’s the ACTIONS YOU DESCRIBED I WANNA CRY WTF#nah I totally get u
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After this opm chapter I feel bad for Blast…I like making fun of him but for once I won’t. Each chapter it gets worse for him.
#one punch man#opm#lowkey I think his wife actually loved him#cause you’re telling me all that time she managed to not find one crumb of info ?#obviously it’s cause blast didn’t have anything to help with her mission#she was deffo stalling or knew blast didn’t know anything and just wanted to stay with him#she probably liked living a nice normal life as well rather than being at her bros beck and call#also ik irl spies do marry have children to keep up their cover but most of the time the spy is a man#having a child affects a woman more than a man cause obviously she’s giving birth#i don’t think luna or maya or whatever her name is would have had a child with blast no matter how dedicated she was to her ninja duties#also it’s so clear empty void did care about his sister and blast 😭😭#why are these ninjas always lying to themselves
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Never has my opinion about a non-antagonist character changed so drastically than it has about Shigure ok there might have been some before but right now I can’t think of any.
I went from “Oh he’s just a silly lil guy” to “*sobs* silly *sobs again* DAD” to “ohhhh….silly….pervy😳lil guy” to “ohhhh….silly mysterious guy???” to “oh- oh….😬”
#on s3 ep8#so idk#maybe he’s got 5 more episodes to change my mind#but idkkkkkkkk#aside from his pervy comedic relief quips#I LOVED that man😭#screw me for always liking the found family dad characters😭#but like as the story progressed I just found myself…#idek what the word is#do I dislike him now??#no it’s…#the ick#he gives me the ick#I know there’s a lot of gray area and complexities within his character and what he has going on with akito#akito is a discussion for another day#but yes he’s complicated#he’s morally gray#and I LOVE a morally gray character#but rarely is a morally gray character set up to NOT seem morally gray at the beginning and you see it play out#which is frankly a more realistic portrayal of morally gray ppl irl#but yeah…hence why I can’t for certain say if I hate or dislike him now#I just….ick#like woah man I loved what you got going for you but now that i know this thing about you#I have to actively force myself not to think about it or I’m def in danger of not loving all that anymore yk??#anyway#shigure’s character development just proved to me the only living adult characters in this show that are to be fully trusted are#kazuma and hatori#there’s probably a couple more but if I suddenly became a wanted criminal overnight and needed someone to protect me#these are my ‘find a trusted adult’ choices😭#fruits basket
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It’s late at night and my pc is still messed up so you know what that means.
(More rotted brains)
#my art stuff#doodle#sketch#comic#traditional art#house#house md#gregory house#dr house#trans rights#hormones#this also references the fact my sister’s a nurse (yay irl lore)#be gay do crime (unless you’re scared od your sister and you’re at her workplace)#sona#uhhhh#idk man#it’s just me again#like usual#anyways I will smooch him and then give him a black eye#also I need to figure out how to balance him out#his chin is taking over
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was human pizzahead's design influenced by the president from shadow the hedgehog (specifically his appearance in lythero's shadow the hedgehog vids)?
Im going to start collecting these bc theyre so funny to me. All White Men look The Same
#answered#chattin#the answer is no and it is SO funny thay i already saw that video so i knew what u were talking about#someone else said jerma and i got pissy about it but now its just funny#all white men look the same! im sorry!#if u think he looks like [insert white man] it is bc they all look the same to me hfjfbdjdnksnsks#but a serious answer is no#inspo was a mix of the dr from princess and the frog (personality wise and body type wise)#and like#i couldnt get a proper ref#but i was thinking of the very specific way older white men who are ‘clean shaven’ look when they would normally grow full beards#and they look almost….squishy?? that is NOT the word but im using it#the closest ref i can give u is brian//wecht#he is. so handsome to me….and i was thinking of him and some other white dudes ive seen irl#bc unfortunately most of my inspo is from people ive met irl#thats where most of my inspo for realistic peppino comes from lol
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pls just be wary of him he’s a lot older than you and that’s not always bad but the way he keeps giving you plushies is sending off warning bells from other stories i’ve heard. again not inherently bad, he sounds sweet and that’s probably all it is, but just make sure he doesn’t start making comments about how young you look or anything like that. i know you’ve said in the past that the age thing doesn’t bother you but you still wanna stay careful
This actually is the first thing he's given me that wasn't either food or something for work ahdkaksk it's not like a regular thing so no worries there. Also it was less bc it was a date and more bc my bday is in a week and I'm not gonna be seeing him until after so he just gave it to me now bc it was convenient lmaooo. I'm being careful tho, like I'm naturally sus of men especially bc of ✨ the trauma ✨ but I really don't think he's a bad dude
#not snz#if I'm wrong i literally will never entertain the thought of being with a man ever again#like there'd be no coming back from that i think lmao#but he's never said or done anything that would make me think he'd try anything weird#and after the conversation we had yesterday i know he's not just trying to fuck me#and it's pretty damn unlikely that he would ever want to considering all that#one of the reasons he was interested in me to begin with is that I'm fairly ace irl#and he's got his own reasons for not being interested in doing it so we're compatible there#anyway yeah the gift thing is the least of my concerns lmao#the only other things he's given me have been like medical supplies or something in that ballpark#my person has given me things tho so if you're thinking this isn't the first time then you're probably thinking of them#they send me a lot of plushies lmao#neither of us really have gift giving as a love language but when you live thousands of miles apart you work with what you've got#but yeah my person and my partner are two completely different people so idk of that caused any confusion#and just so nobody comes at me my person and i are not dating and have never dated bc of the distance#like yeah there's feelings there but unless one of us moves there will never be anything more than that#and we're both fine with that and actively seek out people to date irl so that's that on that lmao#oh and i did the math bc i mentioned my sister has an older bf a while back#she started going out with him when she was like 25/26 and he was like 38#so maybe it runs in the family LMAO#and we only share one parent so I'm laughing ahskaksm#partner posting
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I'm actually going to gnaw my own hand off.
#FICTIONAL BLONDE MAN HAS ME IN A VICE GRIP I AM NOT OKAY#THIS IS NOT ENJOYMENT THIS IS MY BRAIN GOING ASUHDNJHGJSHMAIKJDGMDKJMAKSDFKMLJSMGKJKJSMLKJSDHGKMJSHFLKADDKSGJMLSKJGSKHLGJM#like I am going to eat my own LIMBS he is giving me MENTAL ILLNESS I DIDNT KNOW I HAD IN ME#I AM CAPTIVATED BY HIS SWAGLESS LOOKS AND CRINGEFAIL PERSONALITY HE IS EATING MY BRAIN#he is going to give me HEART PALPITATIONS.#I need to kill him. violently. but also give him a hug. but first kill him violently.#hE'S JUST LIKE ME FR AND IT IS TELLING ME THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW#I've never wanted to strange someone so badly before and that's saying a lot.#LIKE I LOVE HIM. BUT I ALSO DESPISE HIM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING I NEED HIM TO BE DEAD.#BUT I LOVE HIM I need him to get cuddles :(#but also I need to stab him repeatedly.#I need him and his boyfriend to be happy but I also need them to kill each other.#WHEN IM PLAYING WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE FUCKED UP BARBIES I DIDNT THINK THEYD START FIGHTING BACK#if any of my irl friends see this I promise I'm so stable and I'm so normal and I'll shut up about him. but like only irl.#I HAVE NOT HAD BRAINROT THIS BAD SINCE I FIRST DISCOVERED FSA AND LOZ.#this might be WORSE. THIS FEELS WORSE.#this might force me to WRITE AGAIN.#hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#IM GOING TO BITE SOMETHING. HARD.#really glad I stalled on getting into this fandom for three years I don't think I could've handled the level of ALL CONSUMING DISEASE#that this man has inflicted upon me.#ahem#anyways#raven rambles
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Worst part of stanning gotta be the stans
#like i cant watch fan interactions#and i only have ever paid for one (1) meet and greet and it was awful and i wish i hadnt done it#like so many fans and just regular people say the most out of pocket shit to these actors#and ruin it forever#so by the time you actually meet your little meow meow or whoever the fuck#they dont give two shits about you#just the whole fan-celebrity dynamics irl gives me the ick so bad#like no they dont care!! of course they dont care hes been up for 2947 hours and youre a literal stranger getting in their face with a camer#and saying some stupid shit about whatever movie they did 8 years ago that they dont remember the lines for#like#idk#its a waste of money and its gonna disappoint you no matter what bc you built them up in your head so much#meet and greets i mean#the only celebrity ive ever met that was a genuine delight#was dan avidan and he was at my hometown airport and he was utterly delighted tjat i recognized him#because hes not super duper wowza yowza famous.#but like...#if i ever saw Sebastian Stan on the street?#girl id turn around and walk the other way im so serious i never want to meet that man
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y'all ever have that piece of media that you genuinely really love and it's got a huge active fanbase for it and everything but you can't really engage with the fandom at all because your experience with it was so so different than what other people are posting about
#literally no hate just can't relate at all#but like the core aspects of the storylines i roleplayed are just... not how most other people interpreted the game#this is botw and disco elysium. to me#i do not care about zelink#my link (& me irl) fully expected to come across a 117-year old zelda as an old woman#all decked out in weapons fighting ganon in the castle#& had roleplayed my link so he would keep k*lling himself just to see his dead fiance again#and was actually rather clumsy as a swordsman and felt he could never live up to his past self#who was essentially a dead alter to him#my link didnt even know what a bird was. or a lizard#roleplayed him as vegan bc he didnt know who/what counted as a “citizen of hyrule”#first playthrough was 250+ hours before i fought ganondorf for the first time#i took that man on an odyssey. made him visit each of the divine beasts in prayer before the final battle#also disco elysium#i missed major portions of the game that im fine with missing#i have no fucking clue what the pale is.#i dont give a shit about jean viqumare or whoever he is#i am not a kimharry shipper#core story was my harry was so so desperate to not resemble the thing he was before he lost his memory. or even find out who he was#and was shattered whenever bits of his personality came through#i did one playthrough of that game and emerged very satisfied with how it went down#not much desire to do another playthrough#loz#de
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One of my besties is hyping me up to ask a new coworker out but I have never done that before I am do a frighten
#coworkers#dating#I have confessed over a text once & once in person where I knew they didn’t like me so I was safe & felt brave but v sad#asked a guy to hang out & then had him turn it into a group thing at the last minute so oof told me all I need to know#WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK THIS MAN RIGHT IN THE NICELY COLORED EYEBALLS & ASK HIM TO…I DON’T EVEN KNOW DO AN ACTIVITY??????#so scared of becoming the latest workplace tea or the store creep even though this guy is so polite he doesn’t give off tea spiller vibes#what do I do y’all how do I get that stuff the kids call ‘rizz’ these days#have had conversations with him the past few days though that’s something#ya girl needs help 🤕#I swear I AM writing though I promise I’m chipping away at a long request!#marti irl
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I need to stop sleeping all day its giving me wild as fuck dreams
#literally had a dream that i was a 14yr old mexican boy who was kidnapped by a crime boss and worked for him#making my way up the ladders until i was his right hand man#until one day i got in an accident and the paramedic who found me stuck by me while the cops questioned me#bc like who is this kid why is he so malnourished who is meant to tale care of you#and then they were restraining me in the back of an ambulance and i was crying and trying to breathe my way out of a panic#attack and then managed to calm down and the paramedic (who looked like that guy from disco elysium. the one you play as)#started asking me questions about my life and i talked about how johnny was in charge and he wore half a black rabbit mask but upside down#so the singular ear ran down his throat. and i talked about other thing idk but then CRASH the ambulance is suddenly gone#(OH I REMEMBER. i talked about how there were these women (prostitutes) who were nice to me and would give me food and drink#that i wasnt supposed to have and they wouldnt let me drink what the men were having but thats okay it tasted nasty anyway#and how on my last mission i was shot in the leg and it delayed me a day and johnny punished me by locking me up#and i couldnt leave and i nearly starved to death that week but the women snuck me small amounts of food and drink#even tho they would have been killed if they were caught. anyway that was like two weeks ago and my leg still hadnt healed)#im tied up under the clothesline at the top of the stairs of my irl house while the paramedic is tied to a chair by the front door#johnny comes in and starts asking questions but upon receiving no answers he grabs a metal bat and breaks the paramedics knee#and im just crying and screaming for it all to stop scared out of my life and johnny asks if i want the beating instead#and the paramedic says “dont you lay a finger on him. (name) look away i dont want you seeing this”#and then johnny starts torturing him amd all i hear is his screams even tho im blocking my ears and squeezing my eyes shut#and then im in johnnys room three years later and hes turned me into a dog but also an axolotl and ive forgotten my human roots#....like literally what the FUCK was that????#moss' madness#its called vague posting FOR A REASON
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