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Well, I am saying that.

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Here's some notes on some of the upper body muscles so you, artist, don't need to look them up
They are not medically accurate, just enough for artists to know the necessary muscles and how they work together
I 100% recommend doing the last exercise I did to be able to actually place the muscles
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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.
We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.
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And it's amazing
"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.
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This is something that's been stirring in the back of my mind for a while.
While skeletons are much cleaner to use, the fact is that using zombies is almost always a superior option.
I'm not saying that skeletons are not useful. They make for great sentries and spies since they have less mass, don't smell and they cost less to maintain.
However for zombies you don't need to fully recreate the effects of the muscles, making it much more cost effective. In some situations you could even use some of that leftover magic to reinforce them!
I suppose however that on a long-term basis, making sure the muscles don't deteriorate does cost a lot, however on a single-battle basis or when it comes to manual labour, it's a much better idea to raise zombies.
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David Attenborough voice:
"Here we can see the Standard Ciri Fan in their environment. While their behaviour may seem rather strange to us, it is in fact trying to communicate with others of its kind."

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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
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I'm sorry, I immediately pressed on "Cheese sandwich" because I was hungry, I zoned out and made myself and cheese toastie before coming back. Then I realised that people apparently had a LOT to say about Toxic Yuri
Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".
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I would kill to protect this kitty 🐈
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If it looks like fruit, smells like fruit and tast-


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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america
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everytime i see amaury the chocolate smith I'm consumed thinking about how funny it would be for him to make a really bad chocolate house out of hershey bars like a kid would make, but all the video production values are the same and he's still got that winning smile
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