#girly you chose this

[council-of-colors]

Y’all ever realize that some fucking idiot in a hawaiian shirt pulls more bitches (1) than you (0)

Like damn how did the Stroker pull a badie and im all alone on a Sunday night with a frog plushie and the will to fuck, marry, and kill god if I so please.

Anyways Tim’s rizz amazes me, how’d u pull a woman in stem with such ease? Bro’s a 6 at best and pullef a 12

Also I had a few too many melatonin gummies and og baby are my thoughts incoherent rn

The lessp calls me

I dumno why im typing anymore

Tumblr the drugs are doing wonders (also the sleep deprivation is adding to that, im loopy as shit)

[snazzi-strawberri-artz]

AUGHH CLASS ASSIGNMENT YIPPEEE!!! Had to make cut out silhouette designs for 3 of our characters!!!

[bonefall]

Do Clerics have like. Doctor-patient confidentiality in general?

[Shrek meme: "They don't even have HIPAA"]

Nope. ZERO protections babey, the Cleric is a tiny Pope without a funny hat. They can do whatever they want unless the OTHER unaccountable religious cult leader decides to do something about it.

Cats like Featherwhisker, Spottedleaf, Runningnose, and Jayfeather are hit with realizations about this. For a few simple restrictions... you have nearly unquestionable power. You answer directly to StarClan. The amount of influence you have over a Clan is actually kind of insane.

The "Leader's Rights" and "Cleric's Vow" commandments were attempts to reign in the power of Clerics, with a lot of collateral damage. The Cleric is only overruled by the direct command of a leader, which means that the Cleric can ALWAYS act first unless the Leader pre-empts them.

Pearstar was a Cleric who violently overthrew Morningstar, before the invention of the Leader's Rights. The Leader's Rights were created in response to Larkstripe's Cleric Strike.

[sunshiinnne]

I..uh

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (canon) ADHD character?

Proof: Confirmed by one of the Erins.

[sophfandoms53]

Y’all i love Taylor but this was such a bad strategy from her😭

All she did was light fire under X’s feet several times and he’s been pulling out wins every showdown and not ONCE has he taken out Frankie in the process. At this point X’s main priority became survival for himself bc he never got the chance to target anyone.

This man has not been her weapon and now at final 4, I don’t think he’s gonna start to be idk

Also i think it’s kinda backwards to pick Nicole bc she beat Josh. Like wouldn’t you want that person competing again bc you know they can beat someone? Rather than risk Britney?

[rosy-dolly]

"Sam's character arc should have been to learn that being feminine isn't bad, so she can stop being so toxic!!"

Sam Manson, canonically:

[gay-panic-at-the-disco]

There is a special type of pain you feel when you show a friend a movie that fundamentally broke you, healed you, changed your life and then they spend half of the movie on their phone before telling you the movie was just ‘alright’.

[paula-donas]

SO! Here is what i've given my heart and soul to this year (apart from uni entrance exams).

A short comic about masculinity, and not being enough and some other little things.

Well, it was for a contest with "thieves" as a subject. Which i totally ignored. I mean, not totally but i metaphorised it as i pleased.

Idk who will see this but, hope you like it!

(I know the comic is in Spanish, I'll translate it beneath the images but I'm not home and won't be for a while jajajaj so, not editing the images. Apologies)

Also! Here is a link to a 3D version of it!! With backcover and all!!! I. Am. Obsessed. Please check it out (i dont get anything out of it just. Im proud of it. It looks like a read book. So pretty jsjsjdh)

Cry

Well, shall we continue?

My boy is turning into a man

Perhaps that is why his tears have been stolen

And, nonetheless, he is set on retrieving them.

I don't get it.

But, could you explain to me why this obsession?

They're mine, I don't want to have them taken away

Yeah, but soon you'll be a men, Nico. Men don't cry.

Shut it, we gotta keep searching!

Men don't do anything fun.

They don't chit-chat

or laugh

Men also don't fear.

And i fear.

And isn't that bad?

Hey!

But is it true that men don't feel scared? Or sad?

I don't know

And me?

Will i be a bad man then?

Perhaps being a man is more complex than all of that. And, in any case, i think you'll be a good one.

Nico is getting older.

Perhaps that is why his tears have been stolen, but he is set on getting them back.

A story by Paula Donas.

[x-ladydisdain-x]

points. nerd.

[covenofthearticulate]

I was listening to "Into the Woods" earlier, and "On the Steps of the Palace" gave me Louis trying to decide whether to leave Trinity Gate and join Lestat at the Vampire Court feelings.

SCREAMING!!

Y’know I was gonna write up a whole thing making fun of Louis for being Cinderella but actually you’re so right??

The line “I know what my decision is…which is not to decide” is fucking TEXTBOOK LOUIS

(Also, let’s be real, Lestat would absolutely put tar on the stairs if it kept Louis from running away lmfao)

(ALSO i love that in this scenario, Armand and Lestat are the two princes because “Agony” is THE MOST Armand and Lestat song oh my god they’re trying so hard to one-up their angst and devotion to Louis…..Lestat with the line “Am I not sensitive, Clever, Well-mannered, Considerate, Passionate, Charming, As kind as I'm handsome, And heir to a throne?” asfhklnfdssfv i’m absolutely cackling)

[anabsoluteagathokakological]

So.................when you knew I was a burnout eldest daughter of a desi household................I should've been informed through sOME DIVINE INTERVENTION THAT CHOOSING TO WORK IN CORPORATE IS COMPLETE SHIT AND YOU FEEL LOST AND CONFUSED AS TO HOW ALL MY DECISIONS WICH I TOOK ON MY OWN LED ME TO THIS UNHAPPINESS WHICH WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT OF IT ALL!!!!

[bittwitchy]

cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:

its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically

[cosmoknightchaos]

Hey tad:))) if you’re doing the silly lil oc angst thingy then then uhm hide and hate for sky :))

FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING

Hide: What does your OC hide? Why do they hide it?

Believe it or not, Sky is a man of few secrets. She doesn't have much to hide, why would she? She knows not of a life outside of the Horizon (The most common secret that Horizon-dwellers keep is their previous life), and there's not many other secrets you can keep. Besides, she has no reason to! There's nothing she can really hide, besides keeping a few details of the Horizon's nature from Bow and Mu--details the kids will learn in due time.

If anything, Entropy is her biggest secret. Xey don't like details about xemself getting out, since xey have a reputation as an almighty fourth-dimensional deity to keep up. Sky is one of the few who know Entropy as Ets, the physical being instead of the idea, and both of them would like to keep it that way.

Hate: What does your OC hate? Why? How do they act towards the object of their hate?

King Moonjumper. Is this not obvious

Sky is irritated more than hateful. She's a neat and orderly person and is easily bothered when things don't go as planned or are messy. Side effect of The Author Has OCD. She's also a bit closed-minded: Sky doesn't understand how people feel this way instead of that, or have a negative opinion on something when she thinks the opposite. Very "If this person does then then every other person similar to them also does this".

Which circles around to her hatred of King. He is in every sense her polar opposite. Among the many other reasons she has to hate him, King has opposing views from her that he's very loud about. Mainly on how the Horizon (Sky's home) sucks and Entropy (who raised Sky) sucks and how he should be allowed to leave (which he can't because it would form a time anomaly). Not only does he have the wrong opinions, but he's very loud about it. And he doesn't ever do his research, because if he ever were to achieve his goals, it would cause a whole bunch of anomalies. He's loud, opinionated, and objectively incorrect, and Sky physically cannot understand how he doesn't get it. She understands it perfectly, why can't he?

Some other reasons she hates King are as followed: He's a bitch

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt spiraling upwards side characters again. Charredpelt my absolute beloved

[capseycartwright]

sometimes i think about taylors“i can go anywhere i want/just not home” line but in the context of being an emigrant and how i wish i would just wake up one day and just. know in my heart all i want to do is go home and i mean Home to the place where i grew up and where my family and friends are and how the most overwhelming and terrifying thing about this journey of life abroad i have decided to be on is that thought that’s constantly in the back of my head of: what if this is it? what if i never go Home? what if i never wake up and feel that definitive pull to go Home again and stay there forever? and boy oh boy. the living abroad and living your best life there girlies don’t prepare you for how it feels to wonder if you’ll ever go back or if this is it because the idea of never feeling like it’s time to go Home makes me sick to my core.