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do you ever feel like yay!!! .. and yippee!! .. yahoo!!! ..but then you feel urgh ..... urghhhjjhggh ...... uurghghjjjggkghgghhg urghhhh .....
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i actually am not even 25% french i think im like uhm. 12,5% or smth
#CRAZY#i have as much french blood than swiss blood 😥#was still born here and my parents too tho 🤞#j is rambling#im more ukrainian than french? LITHUANIAN TOO??? sorry dropping all the genealogic tree sources here
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do you ever feel like yay!!! .. and yippee!! .. yahoo!!! ..but then you feel urgh ..... urghhhjjhggh ...... uurghghjjjggkghgghhg urghhhh .....
#all the time for me#j is rambling#thoughts#quotes#quoteoftheday#spilled thoughts#relatable quotes#reading#inspiring quotes#relationship quotes#art#romance quotes#shakespeare
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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.
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It’s always a fucking trip to see a sturgeon next to someone, because on their own they just look like fish, but when there’s a guy there you see how fucking big they are
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don't worry, you'll find the love of your life one day! okay, but, like, how do i find it? like, with lost keys, at least i know more or less where to look for them and what they look like. i can take a few steps back and think about where i last saw them. bam. found them! but with love? how am i supposed to proceed if i never had anything like that in my life? like, how the fuck do i know?? the only thing i can think of in terms of finding, right now, something that never belonged to me, is like.. picking berries??? i guess i need to start looking in the forest
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#★ my art#art#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#aventio#ratiorine#aventurine’s priv part 2 But ratio stole his tablet#Yeah i saw that tablet in that dang music video HES AN IPAD GUY YUCK PEEYEW /j#this is a rare time where you wont see me ramble for eons cuz i dont really have anything to say#hsr dr ratio#happy pride month ill be drawing gay people !!!!!!!!! (What ive been doing anyways)#hsr golden ratio
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Smut | AFAB!Reader Somnophilia
SUMMARY He gets needy while you're sleeping but you don't mind
CONTENT NSFW, 18+, smut, fluff sprinkled in, consensual somno, nipple play, clit play, penetration, m and f orgasm, creampie, doggy, lots of kisses, ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+
WORD COUNT: 1848
GOJO SATORU, KAVEH, AVENTURINE, XAVIER, ASTARION Wanderer, Boothill, Dan Heng, Marius Von Hagen
It was one of those days where you immediately collapsed onto your bed when you got home, not even bothering to do your nightly routine before allowing sleep to wash over you. You quickly pulled off your top, bra, and pants to put on a random t-shirt you found on the ground, probably belonging to your boyfriend. You opted to just sleep in this and your panties. It was around 9 pm, the summer sun still finishing its setting, but you were so exhausted you figured you’d just sleep now and maybe get up early.
Around 11 pm, your boyfriend, after noticing you were asleep and getting ready for bed quietly, sneaked into your shared room to join you for a good night's rest.
He laid down to your right, looking at your cute sleeping figure. You were sleeping on your back, turned slightly to the right, peacefully slumbering.
He propped himself up on an elbow to give you some forehead kisses, using his free hand to caress your soft face.
Laying back down, he dug his face into the crook of your neck, breathing in your sweet scent. He felt a wave of warmth wash over him, groaning as he exhaled and snaked his arm over your waist.
“Fuck.” He thought.
You always smelled good but why was it doing something to him right now?
Maybe it was that you were wearing his shirt, clearly without a bra. Maybe he was just extra pent up today. Maybe it was how your curves felt as his hand slowly rubbed up and down on your hips. Maybe it was that his hand was reaching up to your chest, rubbing at your nipples through the thin fabric. Maybe it was how your body still reacted so sensitively to him even while you slept, your sensitive buds already hardening under his touch.
He stopped for a second, feeling bad that he was doing this to you while you slept. Even though he knows that you two have already talked about this, and that you were actually very insistent that he was allowed to do something like this, he still hesitated.
After some more internal debate, he decided he’d just be gentle with you. His goal was to slowly wake you up and if you didn’t want to continue he’d apologize profusely, even though he knew you well enough to know that you definitely wouldn’t mind if he woke you up like this.
His hand returned to your body, slipping under the shirt you were wearing, feeling your smooth skin as it traveled up to your chest again. He kneaded your bare breasts, thumb playing with your still hardened nipple.
Somehow, his little internal debate and his decision to continue was making him even more hot and bothered. It was the fact that he thought so deeply about the situation and made himself deeply aware that he was doing this to your body without your conscious knowledge.
In any other situation, he’d feel wrong about this, but with the trust you two had in each other and with how long you’ve been dating, it was actually turning him on more. Knowing that you loved him enough to trust him with your body like this. Knowing that he’d let you do the same in a heartbeat. Knowing that you’d probably be as turned on as him right now if you were awake.
Fuck, you were so perfect for him.
He needed to show you how much he loved you and just how badly he needed you.
He sat up, kissing at your neck and collarbone as he made his way between your legs.
When he removed the covers from you, he noticed you were just wearing panties under. A cute pair of white lacy panties, they were a design that was comfy enough for you to have worn throughout the day but somehow you still made them look as sexy as lingerie to him.
He hooked a hand under your leg to position himself properly while his other hand pushed your shirt up above your chest to reveal your pretty tits to him. His hands then both went to roll your nipples between his thumb and finger before sliding down, admiring your waist, your curves. Your skin was so smooth it drove him crazy. At this point he was painfully hard and breathing heavy just from worshiping your body.
Maybe if you weren’t so exhausted, you would’ve woken up and told him to continue by now, but you really were fully knocked out.
His hands continued south, grabbing the top of your panties to pull them down and helping you take them off, taking note of the wonderfully filthy fact that strings of arousal connected you and the fabric together. The sight made him clench his jaw and also served as evidence that he should keep going.
He held your legs apart slightly, not wanting to force you to stretch too much. He lined his tip up with your folds, rubbing his pre cum in with your arousal before sinking his tip in. His mouth hung open as he watched where you two were connected with lidded eyes.
He fucked you with his tip a bit despite the fact that your body was already ready for more. You shifted in your sleep a bit and he let go of your legs to let you position yourself however you wanted. You turned more onto your right side so he started to hug your left leg as he eased more of himself into your gummy walls.
He was so fucking sensitive, the drag of his length on your slicked walls felt so fucking good. After a few more thrusts, he easily bottomed out in you. He cursed under his breath, thinking about how perfectly you fit around him, as if you were made just for each other.
He started a slow pace, fucking you slow, hoping to wake you up soon.
You started to stir, slowly regaining consciousness as he slowly thrusted into you. At the same time, you started to react to it more too. Quiet moans starting to slip out of your mouth which only encouraged him further. The wet sound of his length massaging in and out of your core added even more to his need for you right now.
Soon, you shifted more, now onto your stomach. He separated from you to let you get comfy, assuming you might still be asleep but hoping you were waking up a bit at least. He sat between your legs as you laid on your chest, he kneaded your ass and spread your folds to see your pretty self covered in arousal.
“Hmm…? Baby?” You slurred, sleep in your voice evident. You lifted your head slightly, eyes still closed, waiting for a response.
“Hey sweetheart, sorry to wake you up and to do this while you’re asleep-” he apologized before you cut him off with a displeased groan.
“Why are you apologizing baby?” You continued sleepily as you spread your legs further, pulling a pillow under your stomach to prop yourself up onto your knees, “keep going, feels s’good.”
“A-are you sure?” He questioned one last time.
“Mmhmm I’m sure baby, you know I like it,” you replied, laying your head back down to rest it on your arm, closing your eyes.
Your boyfriend exhaled shakily, leaning over your back to pepper kisses over your exposed skin, shirt still pulled up all the way. “So good to me,” he whispered into your skin as he eased himself back into your needy cunt.
You were insanely turned on at this point. Knowing that he initiated this and that your body was responding to him despite being unconscious was fucking hot. The fact that he needed you so badly but still made sure to check if you were okay with it made your head spin. God you loved this man.
He started to thrust into you slow, drawing long strokes where you could hear the slick slide of him going in and out so clearly. His jaw was slack, hands gripping your ass as he could barely keep himself upright on his knees from how good it felt.
He threw his head back as he started to speed up, the light “plap” sound filling the air and adding to your arousals.
Your brow furrowed as you started to moan into the pillow, slowly actually consciously perceiving the pleasure he was giving you.
“Y’fill me up s’good baby,” you hummed, breathing heavy.
“Fffuck… You’re such a good fucking girl f’me.” He replied, panting just as heavily as you. “Gonna make you feel good yeah? You deserve it.”
He leaned over you and snaked a hand around to rub at your neglected clit, wanting to at least attempt to make you feel as good as you were making him feel. But you were squeezing him so tight, he wasn’t sure if anything could feel better than this.
His free hand started playing with your tits, rolling and pinching at your sensitive nipples. You were still partially awake but the raw pleasure he was giving to you made you feel like you were dreaming. Him stimulating your tits, clit, g spot, stretching you out at the same time, and the delicious drag of him on your walls was dizzying.
He started to get more rough with his thrusts as he felt your pussy twitch around him, indicating you were getting closer, also bringing him closer to his high. Pure desire was taking over the man as the slapping of your skin together started getting louder, rhythm getting faster.
You could feel him twitching in you at this point as his small whines and groans started to turn into louder moans, his eyes turning into hearts, watching where you two were connected.
Your bliss plus your lingering exhaustion prevented you from forming a more proper sentence so all you could manage to tell him you wanted to finish together was “ngh… i-inside baby… please mmm- hhngg.”
Both of you tumble over the edge together as you clamp down on him as his body shakes, trying his best to ride out both of your highs. Waves of pleasure continue to rack both of your bodies as you moan in unison. He continues to give you light thrusts and toy with your clit as you both come down.
After overstimulating both of you for a few strokes, he pulls out to admire the cum dripping out of your twitching hole.
Sleep starts to take over him though so he quickly cleans the two of you up, fills your water bottle and jumps into bed.
He was going to whisper some sweet nothings to you about how much he loves you but you had already fallen fast asleep. But, it didn’t stop him from giving you lots of forehead kisses while holding you close to his chest and it didn’t stop you from nuzzling into his neck subconsciously. Both of you expressing yourself without needing words. You both slept very well that night.
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#jjk x reader#jjk smut#genshin x reader#genshin smut#honkai x reader#honkai smut#hsr smut#love and deepspace smut#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#satoru gojo smut#kaveh x reader#kaveh smut#aventurine x reader#aventurine smut#xavier x reader#xavier smut#astarion x reader#astarion smut#wanderer x reader#wanderer smut#boothill x reader#boothill smut#dan heng x reader#dan heng smut#marius von hagen x reader#marius von hagen smut#j's silly ramblings
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Just some of NRC's suggested brutality during this Halloween:
Leona, Jamil, and Sebek threatening to roast and eat Grim
Vil suggesting to beat Skully black and blue until he fesses up
Leona suggesting to dispose of Skully if he does something weird and Malleus agreeing to help
Vil asking if they should just leave Leona, Sebek, Jamil, Skully, Yuu, and Grim to their death
Idia's cringe side comments nobody asked for
Azul and Jade not suggesting murder yet but obviously laughing at the others' misfortune
As you can see, Leona and Vil are the most evil of the bunch.
#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#twst event spoilers#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#jamil viper#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#idia shroud#skully j graves
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I see Skully and I'm hit with the idea that this man has no concept of personal space. He will hover behind you, but not as a bad thing, but as a "What's this?" thing. Like, he's curious and, probably, means no harm. So I can see him just hovering around Yuu cause she's so mysterious to him. Meanwhile, all the boys are like:
"CAN YOU NOT!?"
Yuu gently pushes him away. "Back it up there, Skull and Bones."
"Skull and..." Skully tilts his head curiously before laughing and hugging Yuu. "You made a pun!"
Oh lord, someone grab Malleus and Leona!
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whale shark stimboard made by me for funsies!!! i really like this
🦈,🦈,🦈,🦈,🦈,🦈,🦈,🦈,🦈
#stimboards tickles my brain JUST right so i had to do this#whale shark therian#whale shark kin#shark kin#shark therian#stimboard#whale shark stimboard#therianthropy#j is rambling#made by me#visual stim#sea stim#whale shark
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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thinking about how narinder only remembers the versions of his siblings that he didn't maul. there's a pretty popular (with evidence, one could argue) theory/headcanon that the bishops had their crowns mask over/aid them with their disabilities. but in the lamb's cult, they wouldn't have their crowns anymore, and they'd have to learn how to deal with their disabilities the way mortals do.
im specifically thinking of narinder seeing leshy bumping into things, heket struggling to speak, kallamar needing to learn sign language, and shamura unable to remember most things at any given time, and realizing. "I did that. That's my fault. That's what I did that to them all that time ago."
and then, on the other end, each one of the siblings seeing/realizing that the way narinder's arms and hands shake, why he has "bad pain days", the reason why he can't really do any fine tuned detailed work with his hands the way the lamb's followers can, is because they did that to him. "We did that to him. He's in pain because of us."
all of them realizing, "I hurt you and you hurt me and nothing will ever be the same. But despite everything, I still love you."
and all of them are too scared to ask, "do you still love me?"
#auoughhhh... MAN. THESE GUYS. they make me mentally ill ughhhhhh#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl bishops#listening to shamura's theme on repeat i am not fine why do u ask /j#mae rambles
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mari is so funny i hope she never gets a backstory or emotional depth. she’s in the woods to cook stew and be a hater. and they’re all out of stew
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our lord and savior garlic bread
#Bro I can eat that shit up all day#Do NOT take my ass to a restaurant with garlic bread /j#rey rambles#meme#memes#lmao#dumb shit#lol#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#twitter memes#tumblr memes#dank memes#haha#humor#jokes#garlic#garlic bread#silly#sillyposting
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Due to recent Tumblr updates, I'm officially announcing I'll be moving to sudoku.com as my primary social media. You can also find me on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_bee
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