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love that in the wickedverse, this poor 12 year old is just stuck in the middle of the most insane dyke drama Oz has ever seen

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i bet if walter white had tumblr hed be like "i am the one who blogs haha"

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just got a beautiful ring from the store, can't wait to show it off here!

#my purchases #marie speaks

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🌶️ capncook

finally scored a new job can i get a hell yeah. back to making stacks dawg

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HELP A DISABLED TEEN'S FATHER AFFORD CANCER TREATMENT!

I didn't want to have to make this post, but deadlines are closing in and I don't have many options left.

My name is Walter White Junior, and my father was recently diagnosed with cancer. He's been battling for a few months now, and he wants us not to worry about him, but he can't keep pulling money out of nowhere. I've done the math, and I've estimated that he needs $12k to afford all the treatment he needs.

Any donations are appreciated! You can donate directly at my website, or donate on p@yp@l, under the username flynwyte.

407/12,000

(do not tag as donation!)

#donation

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yo yo yo whaddup chicken lovas!!! were bringin back the 2-for-1 honey mustard wings combo, with that signature taste you cant help but love! get it today, bitches!

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okay, you know what? No. I'm sick of this. Kleptomania is a valid mental disorder, and if i have to explain to you why, then i will.

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#marie speaks #rant

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🌶️ capncook

bored on the job man its got me thinkin...

#vent post #delete later

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i can't say shit around my grandpa bro. i make a comment about the lakers one time and its 😤🛎️🛎️🛎️😤🛎️🛎️😤😤🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️ im fuckin SICK OF IT!!

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i miss her so much man...

#vent post #delete later

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We would like to apologize for our social media intern's mistake. As a token of our apology, we are offering a 10% discount on any chicken order if you mention this post. Have a finger-lickin' day!

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I am the one who blogs haha

#heisenposting

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Who said that

[lytmeowtif]

tfw you're insane about a character, but it's your own oc

[lytmeowtif]

i love filtering tags like. no. i do not want to see it. goodbye.

and then it is gone forever except for the fact that I am now presented with the most enticing button in the world

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please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

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this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

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it must be said that i simply love to watch a character destroy all their relationships in an attempt to get what they think they want only to achieve their goals and be lonelier and more depressed than ever. and to realize they can never go back and are trapped at the top of the hill playing their part. its the dream you never wake up from!!

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everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist

1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society

2. will not stop talking about their animal

3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best

[lytmeowtif]

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

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got inspired to make a TF2 Mercenary Professionalism Tier List the other week, and decided to properly chart it

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You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

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proposal: in the pokemon world, when someone is being contrarian on purpose, you don't say they're playing devil's advocate. instead you say they're coating mirrors ^^

examples:

"I think we need to consider the other side of the argument. like, if we really look at cyrus's actions, they helped the economy--" "oh come on, now you're just coating mirrors for the sake of it. 🙄"

"but giovanni making rainbow rocket saved countless lives, so" "hey, do you need a new paintbrush? for all those mirrors you're coating????"

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i love reading sad books bc when your own grief is stopped up inside you like a clogged drain you can grieve for a character on a page and understand that you're also grieving for yourself a little bit