#girl you need a JOB!!!!!!
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#it's 7 am and i started crying because i miss him so much#it's making my heart ache so bad#i wanna crawl in a hole and DIEEEEJDJDKDNDKSKD#i have to be dramatic forever or i'll die but also#seriously why is my heart so [screaming noises] bc i miss him like this#girl you need a JOB!!!!!!#he's so beautiful i feel sick#like that's NOT FAIR .#i'm building a nest in his hair and never leaving gbc#goodnight ...#chan#bang chan#skz#stray kids
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal
[Magneto (2011)]
#cherik#snap chats#if i had a nickel every time erik went by 'mr xavier' at some point id have two and its making me wheeze#like at least the first time it was to be headmaster or whatever so it at least makes sense but vjaevlEVEKJV WHY#needed our mandatory charles mention for the magneto issue ig alright ill take it#legit tho why did he feel inclined to steal charles name vjelkvjeaklj like his names 'erik magnus' in this#while i was trying to answer that fashion ask i stumbled upon this thing and gave it a quick read#its only one issue and fairly short so why not#Context Squad I Guess this issue's just sharing the first time erik moves to new york#hence. stealing charles name i guess vjaLVKJAJKL like girl you didnt do anything evil yet ..... alright .... just to be sure ig...#do you ever think he freezes getting called mr xavier or is he so used to it at this point#maybe he twirling his hair and giggling to himself every time he hear it idk#oh but yeah he didnt do anything evil yet. he actually gets his suit in this issue from a woman named cassandra .....#not charles sister of course but still im laughing anyway because he wants her to join him in his Not-Brotherhood group#and shes like 'i met you like five days ago youre insane' and the sort#its an ok read. its unnerving seeing erik smile so much- especially so broadly but its not like. an offensive issue. its standard#it does the job on sharing the story. not that im a critic of any sort vjalkjkaLJ#at the very least it's implied erik has a notable accent in this so thats very cool 🥰#its always cute whenever erik admits hes a drama lover too like vjeLVJEalkvjelkj like at least hes self aware this theater kid 😩#ok bye ive been meaning to work on something but ive been running around all day valkvjkae
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Spock is so gay, like? He's straight up getting torticollis by craning and twisting his neck to look at Jim.
#turn around do your job#relax girl no one's taking him from you!!#(actually sometimes they are)#this is a joke pls don't take it seriously i know he needs to look at the captain to work sometimes#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#spirk#tos spirk#k/s#star trek#star trek tos
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Grant Turner and I commission by @unusualmuffin-art
#(⸝⸝⸝⚆_⚆⸝⸝⸝)♡ OUGGHHHHH. OGUFUGUHHHHH AGAGGAGGGHHHHHHHH#They're so#they're#SCREMAING SCREAMING SCREAMING#HELP#They're 𝗦𝗢 𝗖𝗨𝗧𝗘!!!! Just two dorks being 𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗬 and 𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 in his parent's old log cabin!!!!!#uuHGHHHHhhhhn!!!!!#The way the kisses lead up to his face 🥴🥴🥴#I'm#oh wow#GRANT'S BIG SEXY BEEFY ARMS HRRGHHHHHHHH WOOOF WOOF BARK BARK (⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷﹃ ᵒ̴̶̷⸝⸝⸝)♡!!!#I'm so normal about them#I'M SO NORMAL#GOD I 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 GRANT'S SMILE IN THIS!!!!!#fuc#I#His expression is ridiculously hot I'm dizzy (⸝⸝𖦹﹏𖦹⸝⸝)♡ FAV.FAV.FAV. omgomgomg his hair look so softttttt.#ALSO HER HAIR LOOKS SO 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗬𝗬𝗬𝗬!!!! OHHHHHH HER EXPRESSION!!! GIRL IS HAVING 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘!!!!!!#I need him so bad#Unusualmuffin-art did such an 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 job!!!#(੭ु ˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾ Go check them out!!! Her commissions are open!!! You just need to check the Google submission form for the prices!!!!#Seriously it looks 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗢𝗨𝗦!!!! THYE GOT ME GIGGLING TWIRLING MY HAIR KICKING MY FEET AND DOING LAPS AROUND MY APARTMENT!!!!!!#Grant Turner#Unknown#UnknownVisualNovel#Unknown Visual Novel#Self ship#Selfshipping#F/O#TakenForGranted
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Elain has a praise kink
#pro elain#elain archeron#pro elriel#elriel#Elain needs to be called a good girl#Azriel you have one job#elain x azriel
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sorry but what are you even doing on tumblr if you're married??? this site is for depressed teenagers and emo people in their 20s and 30s who never stopped being depressed teenagers. get your happiness OFF of my dash omg we don't want the soft found family mushyness we want angst and creators we can actually relate to
LMAOOOOOOOO this is by far the dumbest, most brain-dead fucking take i have ever seen in my life. kindly fuck off!
#i don't usually respond to hate but girl you need to HEAR yourself#this is so fucking stupid dear god#firstly. most great fandom works have been written by married women who work full-time jobs while raising their children#secondly. i am not on here to be relatable to you. i am not a “creator” i'm a fan enjoying myself#you simply get to be in my space. i don't owe you anything! let alone relatability#and it's GET to be. get to. you don't have to. if this is not the space for you then leave#i will continue being happy with my perfectly wonderful wife who reads my fics and shares her hcs with me#you can continue being a miserable cunt. exactly as you want!#carina fucking chats
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I can never find myself see the same perspective with the khr fandom of how the girls' role in the future arc is supposed to be misogynist.
Like, what's wrong with doing chores? What wrong with providing basic necessities like food and clean clothes? What's wrong with "We do our part so you boys can go fight in the battlefield"? What's wrong BEING THE SUPPORT IN THE REAR? Asking any generals from any countries out there, how important the rear detachment of supplying contribute to the overall win. Actually no, just reread the arc again and see how a mess it is after the girl boycotts.
And Kyoko and Haru are civilians. They don't go through Kokuyo arc. They don't go through the Ring Battle. They have zero battle experience. They are not reduced to the "housework", that implies they can do something else other than the housework. No, the housework is the ONLY thing they can do. Can they fight like Tsuna? No. (And remember at the strength level of Tsuna he still has fucking hell time with this battle) Can they activate their flame? No. Can they maintain or fix the weapon? No. What they can do is providing everyone with food so they have energy to be stronger to fight in this battle. If they are pushed to the fight with Millifiore their fate would be an absolute death. So really, forcing Kyoko and Haru to fight and it would result in: 1) their death or 2) the boys defending them which would lead to more burden onto the boys. (Bonus to this, stop dreaming of the girls being badass kicking ass. Natural born hitman like Yamamoto and monster like Hibari still have to train like hell to fight with the Millifiore. How many years would it take for Kyoko and Haru to reach 1/10 of their power? There is absolutely no way for them to be like hella fucking strong fighters in mere few days so they can stand side by side with Tsuna's gang on this)
Tl;dr:
1) Asking the girl to fight in the future arc is a hella impossible task.
2) They are doing what they can do. Underestimating their supporting role is an insult to every rear detachment workers in general and provisions department people in specific.
3) Underestimating their roles in the future arc because they do chores, the only thing they can do, and telling they have to fight in the front line aka something they can't do, is actually a mysogynist mindset itself. Also sum up as "if a female character can't fight and they can only support then they are fucking useless."
And finally: let supporter be supporter people. If you write an alternative universe when Kyoko and Haru being absolute monster from the very beginning, sure, do whatever you want with their role in the future arc. But let them be supporters in canon. There is nothing wrong with them being supporter, they are doing their best.
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#kyoko sasagawa#haru miura#honestly bianchi is the true one needs fighting moment in future arc#but of course girls doing chores is what people gonna target for mysogynist ideal#early in daily arc Reborn belike do not disrespect people who feed you aka Nana#and the majority of the fandom go underestimate two civilian girls doing feeding jobs and call them useless
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My heart jumped in joy about Inside Job trending rn only to find out it's all like minded people who are still upset about it being cancelled. Y'all gave me so much hope for a second 😭😭
#inside job#fuck you netflix#anti netflix#bring back inside job#i miss them#reagan ridley#brett hand#please the finale cushed my soul#i need my girl reagan to have a happy ending 😭
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Rise of titans actually made me laugh for so stupid reasons and I wanted to share this with you.
It's insane honestly.
THE PURE LOOK OF HORROR IN STRICKLER'S FACE WHEN JIM FALLS TO HIS DEATH AND THEN-
Barb is like 😯
Mrs. Lake, your son is falling to a cruel and unimaginably painful death and THAT is your reaction? Even you won't be able to fix him up after that, even if you are a good doctor.
Strickler looks so desprately fearful as if it is the worst thing he could ever imagine (it may be) and Barb is like "oh, well, surprised he made it this far"
GIRL THAT’S YOUR SON!!!!! YOUR S-O-N!!!
Where did the worried mother from 3 damn seasons go? Why is she not here.
And before you ask, this is not just an unconventional screenshot, it's the whole shot. (as far as I remember, tbh I refuse to rewatch it more than once)
Like real talk, this is so funny to me.
The difference is insane...(I should stop using that word...but I don't know anything else)
Walter could be used for memes tbh.
I BEG YOU ALL. Make memes as much as you can. Unrelated or related to trollhunters. That would be so funny !!! We need to take over the fandom!
#trollhunters#walter strickler#barbara lake#stricklake#toa strickler#toa trollhunters#stricklander#strickler#tales of arcadia#waltolomew stricklander#joke...or is it????!!!!#yeah do what you want with it#maybe only I think it's funny#but it is#Strickler would laugh at it too#at least I will tell myself that every time#meme#it's just kinda funny#Imagine you son galls to his death and your reaction is :😯#An walt is like : 😱😖😨#“BARBARA we need to save Jim!!! he is falling to his death OMG!!!”#“I can fix that. I am an excellent doctor.”#sure you are girl#I mean she probably knew he wouldn't die and walter would save him but still#now your husband is dead#great job Barb#at least you showed some reaction there
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I feel like I see so many contrasting opinions on jobs for Bart when he’s older, ranging from scientist, super suit designer, cop (ew), unemployed and bouncing between part time things, etc. Honestly of those I know my personal favorites are fashion design and kinda bouncing between part time courier jobs (he’s never seemed like a full time kinda person to me tbh).
But I got to thinkin about it, what is one thing that we know Bart loves more than most other things? Video Games.
I propose this, indie video game designer/freelance artist Bart.
It makes sense in my head, Bart’d be bitching to Preston or Kon about how he’s beat like an ungodly amount of games and is getting bored/needs something new to play. They would make an offhand comment, joking about making one himself and I think he would find the idea intriguing. (Or honestly Helen could have suggested it after listening to Max get on Bart about needing to do something responsible to make a living & Bart shutting down).
I think that between hero work it would give him a creative outlet for his hyperfixations. Plus he’d probably have a blast figuring it all out. The first couple of games would be simple, figuring out the basics, but after those I can see him getting like really focused on a passion project game that he fully codes and illustrates. (He probably makes a young justice game, or skins in the games of his friends)
He’d definitely become a hit in the indie gaming community for the unique controls and mechanics in his games. People would reach out and ask him to help make their games, and eventually people would just start becoming really excited for whatever project he was working on.
Meanwhile he’s still just chilling with his friends in his free time, letting them playtest his games and taking suggestions on what the funniest easter egg could be. I think he’d mostly be couch surfing, hopping between staying with friends and “family” members on a whim. Usually chilling wherever the YJ was or hanging out at Carol, Preston, or Rolly’s.
Just feels more fun than him being a DC brand of “scientist” (no specific generalization or study) or cop (again ew). Plus he could still design hero suits while doing this (i like that headcanon, its fun)
#bart allen#dc impulse#impulse 1995#preston lindsay#carol bucklen#Roland doesnt have a last name rip#connor kent#kon el#superboy#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#young just us#young justice#young justice 1998#tim drake#red robin#dc#i feel like DC is so hesitant to give super heroes jobs that isnt [public service]#let the boy have fun doing a cool job that gives him some spending money#its not like he needs to buy gas for a car#dc headcanon#thank you for reading my delusional ramblings lmao#game designer bart allen
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I got what I dreamed of (Sam and Robby sekai taikai captains) but at what cost (putting Tory through The Horrors)
#peyton my girl is giving her ALL this season#SORRY AGAIN BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRITERS THAT NEITHER ROBBY OR AMANDA WENT AFTER TORY WHAT????? YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING#also miguel's 'no I need this' girl calm down#I have sooooooo many thoughts about the captaincy duels scene I need to close my mouth before I start chewing through cables#johnny I'm coming for your ass for helping to drive a wedge between tory and miyagi do great job DUMBASS#robby keene#samantha larusso#tory nichols#cobra kai season 6#cobra kai spoilers#ck spoilers
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When we were starting, I was terrified. I've never been so terrified in my career. How do you take on 62, in Russia, speaking Russian? How has she changed? It felt like other than the essential core of who this person was, everything else was different. Trying to figure out how to navigate that over the course of six months, there were just days where it was very hard not to let the actual terror of that take over me. But I also think in some ways the fact that there was so much, there was just a certain point at which I was, you just gotta stop thinking about it and just d o. Every day, just do. It felt like the three seasons were about how the relationships had changed, and the confidence that comes with rising through the ranks. And this season I was just like, holy shit!
Wrenn Schmidt on playing Margo Madison in For All Mankind season 4
#when Joel said she should take on more jobs that scare her. FELT.#For All Mankind#forallmankindedit#Wrenn Schmidt#Margo Madison#'one hell of a performance from an actress I've never seen before' lmao FR who tf does she think she is!? god.#I am begging y'all pls keep challenging her. no more manic pixie dream girls and mothers for her or I will RIOT#OBSESSED with her saying adding the limp was all her idea. normal choice to make when you alreadyfeel overwhelmed with the task at hand.#(desperately need to know if she was an ER and/or House girlie as a teen/20something or if that's a remnant from her POI days.)#(Margo's full body turn because she can't move her neck is very Harold)
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Brooklynn: "Thanks so much for letting me crash here, Darius. Oh, wow, sorry about the smell--I've been driving since Texas, and I am SWEATY and I need a shower SO BADLY, but I know you'll let me use yours. Just gimme a few minutes, okay? Oh, dangit, I totally forgot my towel at Sammy's...it's cool if I use one of yours, right? The rest of my laundry made it, it's all in the bags, mind going through and getting me a fresh set? They're all matched in order, so just take it from the top, shirt, jeans, underwear, tops and bottoms in the same bag...don't worry about the socks, you look like you keep the floors clean enough for me to get my own socks. You're the best, Dino-Nerd!"
Darius:
youtube
#jurassic world: chaos theory#HE IS NINETEEN OR TWENTY YEARS OLD AND HE DID NOT NEED THAT#brooklynn#darius bowman#dinostar#darilynn#chaos theory spoilers#chaos theory#jwct#when you're just trying to track dinosaurs and do your dinosaur job#and your way-too-cool freshly-single BFF comes over and now that she's single you realize she's SO COOL AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!?!?!#THIS IS A PHYSICAL PARADOX BUT IT'S SOMEHOW REAL IN THIS GIRL???#THIS WOMAN???#it probably happened more gradually#them watching movies and him putting a comforting arm around her and her falling asleep on his shoulder#and the third time that happens he realizes ''oh I like this''#but it's also really funny to think of her just breaking down his door and him being ''OH CRUD"#if there's one thing brooklynn is known for it's not knowing her own power#Youtube
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Misano 2007
#what motogp in the late noughties really got is that ideally in sports you want a red team and a blue team#and they were the right way round... like yes casey should be red and valentino should be blue good job everyone#//#brr brr#heretic tag#this is the opposite of a race rec but in a way it does kinda encapsulate that year. like this was very much the vibe of the 2007 season#the track returns to big excitement after dorna breaks its promise never to go there again after rainey's career ending injury#because rather inconveniently the biggest star of the sport just happens to be born five minutes away#so they make the track go the other way and in doing so just make it a bit of an awful racing circuit#and at the very first race back... vale retires after yamaha's engine experimentation goes awry and casey wins after leading all the way#deeply anti climactic on every level#boys with a time machine: hi grandma#girls with a time machine: guys you can't change the engine regs there's a rivalry i NEED to see play out with better racing
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i've been trying to come out with between one and three posts a week, but i'm not sure if i'll be able to continue that pattern for a little while - work and life have me really burned out.
feel free to tag me in any fics, gifsets, art, etc, that don't spoil beyond 5x16, and i'd absolutely love to check it out! and for those who are familiar: is there a specific/conventional AO3 tag for "no spoilers past *insert episode or season here*"? because i'd love to dive into that
or go ahead and send in asks! i have anons off, but i can put them back on for a bit if anyone is interested and there are no hate blogs on the loose
but yeah, i might need a little time away from the writeups <3
#they take me a while and i enjoy describing the whole viewing process but man right now i just need a breather#i will not complain at all (in fact i will rejoice) to be tagged in stuff!#msr has healing powers (this is scientifically proven) and i can't just go and search ao3 for spoiler reasons#UNLESS there are specific tags i do not know about#if so please let a girl know! i am not intimately familiar with the arts of AO3#so keep me in ur thoughts as i move forth and i hope to be back to normal posting soon <3#clients at my job are mean as hell to me and i am still and will forever be ill and it's like. bro. be nice to me.#if you think i won't cry and make everyone deeply uncomfortable you are WRONG!! test me again at your own peril#juni's x files liveblog
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