#girl this family’s a MESS

[gravehags]

so a few years back i did the ancestry dna thing and every once in a while the site will send me emails like “you have a new dna match!” and i open it and it’s literally just my dad. whenever i get these i forward them to him like hey just fyi i think you might be my father. because yknow the fact that i look like him when he was 15 in a wig wasn’t proof enough. thanks ancestry!!!

[damiduck]

Damian, handing Bruce a piece of paper with a very neat calendar on it: father, I will be taking a step back from my participation in our nightly patrols. I have carefully considered factors such as, but not limited to, school tests, most likely days for breakouts and when other people will be available. Here is my schedule.

Bruce: any particular reason you are stepping back from Robin?

Damian: I have reached an acceptable age and am by far mature enough, so I will be participating in Ramadan this year, father. Afterwards I will pick my duties up as normal, but with changed sleeping and eating patterns, this is the most logical step for now.

Bruce, who grew up with a jewish mother and christian father who were intent to raise him on some weird mix of the two, then a second father who was atheist, proceeded to lose his entire way in any form of religion due to losing himself in his teen years, took in Jewish boy, then a catholic one with religious trauma, then an atheist one who had no idea how to even approach the idea of religion, followed up by a pagan girl and already making seven different mental lists of things he will need to research, how to add aspects of Islam into their weird family holidays and trying desperately to show his support for his son: ....hnn

Damian: thank you father

[yuwuta]

fwb with katsuki feels like an snl skit like you’ve got to be joking with him if you propose that after you two have fucked. hooking up with the boy you’ve known since you were five and then asking to keep it casual between you two is insane. he could bite you, he could threaten to tell shoto (who would pinch you), he could lace your hands together and threaten to drag you both out into heavy traffic if you don’t go out with him, he could just say “get real?” and then proceed to take a nap on top of you for the next four hours, he could flick you on the forehead, he might even cry, he could threaten to tell izuku (who would kick him), he could squish your cheeks between his palms and tell you to stop spewing nonsense, he could threaten to tell his mom (who would pinch the both of you by your ears), he could scream, he probably will bite actually. it doesn’t matter it all ends in him “talking some sense into ya since i clearly fucked your brains out” while he makes you dinner and you agree to go out on a real date tomorrow

[bixels]

My recent insomnia thoughts have been thinking about GG20s stories of the Apple family and making myself really sad at 4AM.

[blue-eli]

Lost princess of a shadow broken kingdom.

[cconfusedkat]

All i can produce is shitposts atm 😭

Not my circus (cult) not my monkeys (bishops)

[borgialucrezia]

"I feel a great desire to have news of you for it has been a great while since I received a letter from you and you can imagine, my lady sister, what a great joy your letters are to me for the love I bear you."

— Juan Borgia in his letter to his sister, Lucrezia ♥

[oneluckydragon]

"What do you remember of being human, Echo?" The question is out of the blue and unexpected. But Sora offers a patient smile and tilts her head in curiosity, just enough that one of her ears flops over. It's endearing, if anything.

But Echo wishes she hadn't asked.

"Not much. Distinct memories are cloudy." A tired tone says softly, a pained recollection in her eyes and an acrid haze in her soul that endures, endures, and endures, "But I remember the discomfort more than anything. My body always did feel wrong back then. Misshapen. Condensed. Like it was too small for everything buried underneath, and that ache went so deeply some days that it would make my skin crawl. I hated that part the most."

At that, Sora's expression falls. She looks inexplicably sad, as if she'd hoped for a different response, a gentler one despite knowing the harsh truth about the dark future and the struggles Echo must have suffered. "But you had Grovyle, right? I'm sure he took care of you."

"He did, Sora, of course he did." A sigh, a flick of an ear and claws clenched tightly into the churned earth pressed under her paws. "I doubt I deserved his attention, though. I was too busy being angry at the world to give any care back."

In my lore, Echo does not look fully human during their time in the dark future. Since they were Darkrai before becoming human, and as a result of Palkia's reckless shattering of the Dimensional Portal which distorted both time and space, Echo's transformation was broken and accidental. They ended up looking pretty messed up and definitely (not) human. A lot of their characteristics as Darkrai carried over but rather morphed into something else.

And Grovyle, growing up in a world where humans have been extinct for longer than any living pokémon has been alive, has no concept of what a "true" human looks like. The only thing he knows is descriptions of humans from glyphs and texts in old ruins. Thus, he mistakes Echo for an actual human. And Echo, not knowing what a human looks like themselves due to amnesia, accepts this identification with nothing better to use.

[starrcrossrose]

🦋“Shelldon, play Mama Mia!”

🌙“Yeah!”

They’re supposed to be doing chores… but the music calls💃🎶

Commission for @/star_sparkler on Twt! I’m so happy she wanted something of August and Sofía, I had so much fun making this!

(Close ups and an extra silly)

They are their fathers’ daughters after all 😗✌🏻💫

[sarabethsilver]

I've always wondered what Jess thought about Luke prior to his S2 arrival. We know that Luke had intermittent contact with Liz over the years, and that he sometimes financially bailed them out of bad situations. But Jess has seemingly never been to Stars Hollow, there's no reference to Luke spending time with Jess in the 17 years since his birth, so... what does Jess think, exactly? How has Liz explained their lack of contact with Luke? What's the family narrative around why Jess has never set foot in Stars Hollow before this?

Forget Jess not really knowing Luke before being forced to move to Stars Hollow. I think it's more likely that Jess distrusts, or is at least suspicious of, this random uncle. This stable guy with lots of money who knows SOMETHING about Liz's complete instability... and yet never did anything besides write a check, maybe move some furniture into a new apartment, and then disappear for months at a time. While Liz - the master at blaming other people for her problems - probably framed the dynamic in a less-than-ideal way.

None of that is Luke's fault, of course. He tried to help the best way he knew how. He's certainly not the blame for the fact that Liz is impossible to track down. But far from being a new, neutral family member whom Jess gets to live with, Luke is inextricably linked to Liz: the sister he helped and sometimes didn't help, while Jess was all alone going through whatever shitstorm Liz was creating. Whatever negative feelings Jess has about Liz are certainly tied into Luke, especially at first.

[nugatorysheep]

Glow Week yet again! This time for Rain! @glowweek (My thought was that this is immediately after it rained and they've gone out in the mud looking for weird stuff).

This one is a redraw of Aleth Romanillos' art but with Sven and Connor :3 Its a fun pastime of mine to make edits of official media and screenshots but convert it to their AU.

They're good target for edits because they look significantly different, but I can leave most of the background unaltered because they go through a lot of the same events that Steven and Connie do, in comparison to Leo who has a totally different vibe and early series of events or Druid who has 99 percent of his relevant story happen way after canon is over

Anyway I'll shut up lol

[fiendishartist2]

I saw him at a birthday party once. All the older kids were down in the basement playing video games, to hide from everyone. He was down there, too. He was older than the rest of them, though.

[clarissaweasley-10]

l just finished reading The Reappearance of Rachel Price and Gods-I'm not okay😭😭.. For a small while l had blissfully forgotten what Holly does to me and now l remember VERY clearly that's all I'm gonna say... for now

[futuretherapoo]

Yes my brother is an annoying little brat. But touch him and you're dead.

[mariocki]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

"You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is... well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family."

[maysrinn]

The Snow „Capitol AU“ Family Tree ❄️🥀

The official Capitol AU family tree including future in-laws!

A few side facts:

It's been noted that the Snow family's legacy is dwindling due to Xanthos never marrying and Rosalyn taking on the surname Dovecote. Janus, faced with having two daughters – Valeria, the elder, and Cassia, the younger (who happens to be the most fervent Everlark enthusiast in all of Panem) – is striving desperately for a son. Cassia on the other hand has made it clear to her father that if there won't be a little brother to carry on the family name, pledging to uphold it herself. Janus simply smiled at her enthusiasm, affectionately ruffling her hair.

Janus also a girl!dad he‘s still just trying to live up to the expectations of his father

Livia and Hilarius were an arranged marriage, both of them have no problem with the other seeking other company as long as it is in private

Clelia is older then Plutarch by 3 years

Janus and her are university sweethearts, shes a year younger than him.

Coriolanus argued with Festus for hours about Rosalyn NOT taking on the surname Dovecote, we can see how that ended.

Aurelius Dovecote is the youngest grandchild at 10 with Cassia being 12 and Valeria being 17

Aurelius is also the only grandchild that has a traditional covey color second name ✨Merigold✨

___________

If there are official names that I Changed and got wrong my deepest apologies! I didn’t found or remembered them qwq

The Baird family tree is up next! 🕊️

Edit: I MISSPELLED HILLARY 🥲 aka Hilarius