#ghosts pat

[purpleandgreen13]

How have i never seen this pic from the pilot of ghosts before?

[clownteethh]

I see him EVERYWHERE.

They would be the bestest of friends though !!

[not-mary-sue]

Pat: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here

Allison: Oh, Pat

Pat: *on the verge of tears* Ask

[capraffe]

If bbc ghosts ever had a dramatic ending

the ghosts will have alternate flashbacks,

After every ghosts has moved on, alison stood on button house Looking around, nothing feels empty than the first she got there, no more bickering fanny, or a captain that barks orders everywhere, or a scary caveman but yet she feels sad and empty because those people eventually ended up becoming her found family

Then a mellow piano tune (probably the one in episode 1 in the first series) plays as an alternative flashback of the ghosts flashes across the screen as alison narrates something about life being so short and you must cherish every single moment yada yada you get the idea

Its either an alternative flashback of what couldve happened if things happened differently for them

Captain confessing his feelings to havers before he left and running away together

Fanny running from the altar and the church after she realized there is another way out of their misery and that she had a choice

Humphrey being able to survive beheading and starting his life over again , one that he actually signed up for

Thomas not being too vulnerable by his cousins betrayal and lies and ending up with the girl he sparked with

Pat growing old with his wife and kid as a happy family, spending more Christmas together , him never pushing away his wife to commit adultery

Julian stopping his adultery and bad habits and becoming a father for his daughter

Annie being able to escape the hell she was put into and living on another place where she could live freely as a woman

Kitty having to venture outside the world and being able to attend a proper ball and finding her one true love

Mary growing old with her husband and having kids and having one simple life ,one that she wanted and leaving her hometown for a better life

Robin finally moving on from the afterlife

I know its impossible to give all of them a happy ending so why not show the ending they deserve to get but never did

Or after moving on they get reincarnated as a modern day person , with the same facial features but they got to do what they couldnt before

And by the time alison is old enough, they are now fully functional adults ready for their next chapter in life as alison passes on

Welcome to my overthinking world

[lilaco21]

Ok but I also rewatching the latest ghosts Christmas episode (it's behind you) and in the scene where Alison tells the ghosts that they've got presents, they're basically playing bartenders and are holding imaginary drinks and it's so cute, especially when in series 3, they have their lil improv scenes

[odysseyscene]

family portrait !

[cupparosielee]

lads, I simply cannot cope with how perfect the Ghosts Christmas special was!

(Spoilers ahead so yeah)

Pat seeing his son carrying on his traditions.

Captain giving Kitty a pep talk.

The plague ghosts watching the panto.

Robin having a heart to heart with Pat.

Thomas being overdramatic.

CAPTAIN AS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER.

It was perfect and I may never recover 😭

[balkanbitch]

Saw the photo for the German ghost and I’m already obsessed with the Pete/pat character. She’s giving major Trina from falsettos vibes and god I hope that’s what she brings 🙏

[sithvampiremaster27]

31 Ghosts 18: Pat (Ghosts)

[zarophod]

the Ghosts christmas special was so wonderful! Captain and Kitty are father and daughter fr, and Pat’s family at the end omg ToT

[purpleandgreen13]

Ghosts series 4 blooper reel

Adorable. All of them, they're adorable!

[shotmrmiller]

sex pollen trope where you're the one affected, having been exposed to some dense gas while on an op that felt like harsh sandpaper across your throat and lungs, and now you're a feverish mess on some ratty cot in a safe house and with only ghost as company, it's miserable, as the saying goes.

hair sticking to your sweaty skin, plastered onto your forehead and neck, every swallow feeling like you've got a mouthful of sand, your fluttering pulse wild and deafening in your ears, and the throbbing ache deep in your core, the blistering heat right below your navel— it'd only been uncomfortable in the beginning, the faint throbbing incredibly familiar, but the more you ignored it, the worse it got.

and now you're here, with arousal sticking your underwear to your pussy, unable to do anything about it because your lieutenant is seated in a corner that lets him have both you and the front door within his line of sight. a quick, discreet rub under your clothes is not an option.

someone put you out of your foggy misery.

"squirmin' like a worm on a 'ook isn't gonna help." his staring doesn't either, yet he does it anyway.

"got to make sure ya aren't dyin' on me." you want to snap that you don't think proof of life is on the darkened stain between your legs, the retort pressed behind clenched teeth but another thick wave of bestial need rolls over you and god, you're about to shove your hand into your underwear, propriety be damned—

"best you don't do tha'." why the fuck not? "you'll only get relief for a moment 'fore it comes back twofold." he says as if he's reading off the morning paper and not watching you fight tooth and nail to not fuck yourself against the pillow your head is on. (soap's offer to be friends with benefits is only looking better by the hour.)

you hastily decide that it'll be better than nothing. you'll just have to rub your pussy raw until this drug runs its course and you're telling him to piss off or don't, but you've had enough. you're stuck here with him anyway, no flight home until the morn and you're not about to spend it writhing around.

"if tha's wha' you want," ghost bites his gloves off, spitting them out onto the ground before curling his hands around your ankles and dragging you toward him. "i will help." your entire world narrows down to the feel of him touching your skin, his fingers searing as they hook into the waistband of your pants, and you almost kick him in the mouth trying to get them off faster.

"but 'm not fuckin' you." the bite of disappointment is quickly forgotten, his breath warm against your slick pussy, and after three quick glides of his tongue over your pearl, your orgasm crests, pulse after pulse of pleasure so potent it stung.

in less than a minute you're burning again, need thrumming through you and with the heady push and drag of his middle finger over your sensitive nerves, curling in you until he can fit two, three—

you're lost.

(ghost telling you that he's not doing anything else because if he's going to fuck you then you're going to remember it falls on ringing ears.)

[capraffe]

Im back with the sticker series!!! This time its the greatest dj in the area Pat Butcher!!! i did this right after leaving art class

(sorry it took a while, i went on a whole month hiatus , ehehe)

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[ridleymb]

First head pat

[idliketobeatree]

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps