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retheming yahoo!
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OH YEAH if i made you laugh or just inserted regrettable thoughts into your head against your will this year, now's a real nice time to drop a coin or two! (bc devastatingly i am also trapped in this mundane capitalist hellscape w/ the rest of u suckers)
#lemme know when ur ready to jailbreak this bitch. we could escape into a better reality like the SCP Ikea That Eats You#maybe camping permits at the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park?#ok but serious note: it's so very lovely to get tips of appreciation this time of year#emotionally it's so...significant? to realize that your silly little self made a silly little impact in another silly little person's life.#(and that maybe we AREN'T so little? (but are definitely SO SILLY) after all???)#can also make a real difference with groceries and stuff in the coming....i was gonna say year but realistically 1.5-3 weeks#still deeply appreciated tho!#anyways. will start the new year off with Offputting Animal Genitalia Posts on Jan 1 pinky swearsies#....... regrettable thoughts into your head like a parasitic botfly laying its cozy cozy egg sac...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.
I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.
Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.
Image description below the cut:
First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.
Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.
The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.
#snake#snakes#corn snake#snow corn#snek#sneks#snekblr#reptile#reptiles#Pantherophis guttatus#Elaphe guttata#cute#pets#pet birthday#18#tank is bare in the pics bc i ran out of spoons while washing everything#i forgot i have to wash decor outside and it got dark and i didnt wanna get bug bites so i had to...#...do a whole sink of heavy dirty dishes (not mine) AND wash the decor around the thawing meal for him#...and then disinfect the sink ofc bc i was at my limit after only getting the hide and water bowl washed#was gonna do it earlier in the day but ppl were moody downstairs#hes gonna sleep off that meal and sippy sip rn anyway (was already in his hide by the time i refilled my water and went back to my room)#i got a drinking vid but he was facing away from my vantage point and it makes him look like a hognose bc of refraction lol#anyway i gotta get ready for bed myself today was busy and i didnt even finish the one thing i planned to do bc im too tired#Cori.exe#Image.exe#i would do a silly edit like i usually do for demos bday but again i have no spoons rn#hhh added image description and now its almost midnight aa gotta post fast#*now its midnight lmao#ughhh i couldve been ready for bed in the amount of time it takes me to proofread an unacceptable number of times#anxiety is a mf 'what if i misspelled a word' 'what if this phrasing is awkward' mf im the only one that cares shut up
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what if hyper light drifter? what then?
#rising from the fucking dead to complain AGAIN#not abt hld dont worry i love this game#but everyone on instagram is moving to cara and i made an account and all the stuff over there is like? professional level stuff#like painted fully rendered pieces and shit and like? im not gonna post my silly fanart bullshit over there?? like its so? idk#i dont wanna say unwelcoming because thats not what im trying to say but it like#i dont feel comfortable posting over there cause my stuff is so different than the stuff thats being posted and its scary??? idk#it's a very “”“adult artist”“” like “ive been perfecting my painting style for 20 years” feeling idk man#anyway i have a bunch of stuff that i just havent had the energy to post so get ready for that#o and happy pride lmao ok#rhqnk u for coming to mt tedbtakk#wasting time tryina think of a fanart tag#hyper light drifter
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// genshin spoilers (AQ 5 Act I)
HYV CASUALLY GAVE ME A MINI-ARC AND SOME COMFY CGS OF MY GIRL
RAAAAAHHHHHHH IM GONNA FAINT HAPPY.... make that a new costume and it better be free, dawei!! 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
#genshin spoilers#natlan spoilers#mualani my beloved.... she looks absolutely gorgeous here asjdhfh 🦭💙#auntie atea's such a cool woman too.. got so emotional during the second half of that arc and now i have to give her brooch to#her hot spring partner- im gonna cry#aaaaa i bet atea would've been chill with inti too...#hearing about mualani being a rascal as a kid makes me giggle bc now i imagine her dragging inti along and doing silly hijinks hshs#inti of course would try to make sure mualani doesnt get hurt or accidentally cause any chaos ahaha#but now they've grown into formidable warriors ready to protect their tribes together from the abyss.....#forgive me im in a rambling/brainstorming stage wjfhfhf#balemoon rambles#also balemoon gushes: 🦭#its a mixture of gush and rambling only my audience can withstand hshs
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just finished reading dungeon meshi (I will never recover) so take some sleepy thistle panels I collected
#im gonna read golden kamuy next#it was what i was reading before i got side tracked with dm but i was only on like chapters 20 something#and a mangaka i rlly like has made alot of art for it and i trust them to have good taste in stuff#plus the arts pretty and i wanna understand it better#so im getting ready for a whopping 314 chapter read#if i finish all of it that will beat my current record of longest manga ive read (rn its beastars w/ 196 chapters)#so yeah im excited but also...#i have a feeling i will not be getting over dm anytime soon#ESPECIALLY thistle's character. my heart#broke#a little learning more about him#and all the theories of what he might represent and symbolise... sigj#its such a good manga. its got a good balance of silly/serious/tense and lowkey horrifying moments#and the characters . oh the characters#PEAK character writing dare i say#actually insane stuff#100% recommend#ill stop rambling now bye byeee#thistle dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers
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I think about that tiktok trend where you like paint your partners eye color on your nails or make a bracelet or something with the color a lot actually
#like its so cute honestly but sometimes i wonder how hard it would actually be to like find the right color match#maybe one day... but for now probably expect oc art with this trend in it maybe 💀#the thing about it too is i have like dark eyes and idk if ive ever seen like a dark brown nail polish. beads or thread yeah but ya#oh nvm i googled. it exists i just dont pay attention ig#OH you know what i can do... i can paint pepperonis eye color on my nails.... my baby... my kitty......#dude it feels like 5 am why is it only 2#amyways. 4 monsters was a big mistake i think... i feel quite icky...#it doesnt help i didnt eat for a majority of the day it was just monster. im really unhealthy. need water maybe#wait i was talking about nail polish how did i get here#i just want to actually do cute couple things. i must heal. im gonna be so healthy.#its fine. lmao. i just know im not ready#oh i did eat btw dont worry lmao i had. chicken nuggets#i actually have to eat more bc i need to gain back some weight or they wont let me donate plasma#my extra pokemon money..... nawr...#i dropped like 10 pounds. my current job is very physical. lots of scuttling around.#i thought about working out too? i had a short phase last year in like spring or something where i started doing workout type stuff#so like.. maybe. probably should. healtly mindset shit yk#i also maybe want some more clothes. like update my wardrobe a bit. really figure out my style.#like some cool shirts and maybe pants. cause i wear a lot of the same stuff#also again. dropped weight so. need better fitting pants.....#i want more mens pants. big pockets... gender....#anyways. nice chatting with you besties. love you guys my silly little tumblr besties.#some of you that follow this sideblog have supported me on here for a while. i see you. i appreciate you. thank you 💖#genuinely there are names that pop up and im like !! hello!!! its you!!!!!#you guys probably know who you are. go get yourself a little treat you deserve it. or like. idk what you enjoy.#play a good game. watch your favorite show. idk. be happy. love yourself.#this also goes out to those of you who are more passive on my blog. i appreciate you too!! thank you!#all my little tumblr followers.... my besties..... unles you are a bot i havent cleared out lmao#k i might have to go to bed idk im tired well see
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Y'know when I started playing Obey Me I just wanted a silly game to kill time that also gave me gender euphoria because it used they/them pronouns for the mc
I did not expect for it to turn into a franchise so popular it ended up having a full on virtual concert
#its so funny to think about the VAs pov#imagine you get cast to play a character in an otome game#then you're asked to sing some character songs and do a podcast#then you're asked to sing some more songs because they're preparing a second game#then you get to fly to America for an expo#then they tell you hey btw we're flying you to America again this time to do a concert so get your passport ready#im guessing they're not the ones dancing and that they're gonna use prerecorded audio (?) but still#imagine experiencing all of that because of a silly dating sim#obey me#obey me!#obey me shall we date
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Arn seeing Timie on the street: aw what acute lil guy sure hope he isn't tormented!
Bro absolutely messed up, wanted to be a good boy and help someone because this mirrors shit that happened to him but instead found out that Timie is filled with 10thousand problems and somehow knows Arn to a weird degree withought ever really talking to him and he cant...figure out why..... can you really meet someone in a dream?
And now poor Arnold got a little guy that wants to cling onto him when they're sad
#Arn is gonna be a cuddle buddy if he keeps up with being nice to Timie by accident#Timie is like a hissing kitten in my opion all ready to rip your fingers off until you pet them once and now theyre your best friend please#hold me NYYYYAAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAA#i just think its gonna be funny writing Arn slowly pieceing shit together over time until its jusg oh mf youre the hero of time arent you#no WONDER youre so messed up#but for right now hes just super confused about what just happened he just hugged Timie becaue it seemed like the right thing to do#and now youre bound to this dude by invoking destiny maybe we were supposed to meet again insane ass you just became#inexplicably tied to this dude and you will die all through one thing thats manifested itself as a red string of fate around both of you#congrats arn your kindness has just doomed you down the path that all dudes in Hyrule take when they get to close to the hero#(REDACTED) oh right wait thats massive plot shit thats something i dont wanna reveal#ITS NOT DEATH IT REALLY ISNT I AINT GONNA KILL HIM like forreal i killed arn once never again but its gonna be so silly goofy what his ass#just got tied up in all from just trying to help#maybe you shouldnt of been their canon event in the adult timeline being the one person they couldnt save but fucked up
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okay, no more yapping on the dash bc i'm about to go insane fr
#y'all have fed me so well today i'm gonna WEEEEEP!!!#i've had so much fun being silly and then i've gotten some surprises in my inbox and these replies... i feel like that one meme#where it's the stick figure violently shaking something in its mouth ASDFGH I'M REALLY EXCITED TO WRITE!!!#thank you guys not just for today but for all the times you've reminded me why i stay on this silly website <3#not to be mushy buuuuut i love my friends i love my mutuals mwah mwah mwah!!!!#get ready to ramble | ooc
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i am going to need. lots of luck and whatever else it takes to survive tomorrow pls hope i dont have to deal with any losers 🫶
#ive been working towards slowly being more visibly trans and tomorrow ig marks the#kinda official point ? that im fully going by leo and all that i dunno. itll probably be fine but from here on out im visible bc im soo done#hiding.! so from here on out everyone in my life is gonna know 👍 its taken almost year of me hyping myself up to get to this point kdjfhdj#scared but excited i think ^.^#this past month ive been making a lot of big decisions abt what i want to keep doing and what i have to let go to let myself just be Me#its been a lot but im hoping im making the right decisions <3 im ready to move forward w whats best for me#ok rant(?)personal update(?) over we can all resume being silly now :3
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I really hope more people come to love chainsaw man. You have a world where people have to live with the existence of devils, many of which hate humanity, where theres one guy who decides, "there's no reason why I can't be friends with a devil," and changes his life trajectory and the lives of so many others, humans and devils alike in such magnificent ways.
The bonds people make. The bonds devils make. The mechanic of the contracts they form. The legit fear that some devils manage to invoke. The sympathy you end up feeling for some of them. What happens when a devil is killed. What happens when a devil is destroyed, because that's an entirely different matter. The story of found family that ends up becoming the centerpiece of the first arc, with highs and lows that had me crying during one of the most action packed scenes I've ever read in a manga.
I want to recommend it to everyone I can because I honestly think it has the potential to be a cult anime that everyone comes to know and love, same as Dragonball, Naruto, Mob Psycho, etc.
#chainsaw man#anime#manga#if i can be absolutely silly#i want to share it with any monster lover here as well as any supernatural or superwholock enjoyer#i know thats letting the genie out of the bottle#but i think supernatural fans would LOVE this story#also i know that to some people its like yeah its a shounen manga from jump this is what happens its gonna be successful#my friend i NEED you to understand just how good this story gets by the end#i am so ready for the second season of the anime and i know its going to shatter my heart into pieces#but its going to be one of the most gorgeously animated things put to screen
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
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get a better joke
#toy txt post#god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones#let it flop..........pls#internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop#i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having#1 million bajillion disclaimers#virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word#disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word#grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used#to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023#and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like#im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild#i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you#but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay#god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil#but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful#and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like#hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine#and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr#and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like#and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay#its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat#? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right#stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny#whatever#if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll#i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2023
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Sorry everyone, I might not be able to take on anymore requests this week.
My PC is facing some massive difficulties so I've sent it to repairs hours ago. As of right now, I hadn't received any news of it's condition, so for the time being I'll be putting requests on hold till it gets fixed.
As for the requests before the repair, don't worry— I'm currently doing those right now, but it's going to stay in drafts because I don't have their respective banners yet. I'm also enduring a writer's block and it has not been very fun seeing those asks and thinking that you all are waiting for me to answer it to no avail.
I hope you all understand why I'll take a step back this week on doing requests till I get news. I'll reblog this with updates in case to update y'all— as of now, I won't take any requests and will be closing my letterbox (inbox).
#✎ . . . 「 𝙀𝙔𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙀𝙍 」 ➠ ❝ observer speaks ❞#;; its also why answering reqs rn had been slower than usual#;; which may be normal for my update speed (weekends only cause weekdays is spent on doing irl matters)#;; but its going to take a lot longer because my pc isnt really... dealing well#;; again; i do want to apologize for making you all wait longer for me to answer them#;; ill probably do some requests now on my notes so that when the banners are ready; i can add them in and do some proof reading#;; ue ue ue i hate dealing with writer's block hhhh i just wanna get my hyperfixation on this silly game!!#;; smh @ my fleeting attention span#;; anyway I wont rant in the tags anymore#;; im gonna brainstorm some ideas and pray i can get over it soon :'>
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now if i go insane i need you to forgive me for it
#inside out voice: a new emotiooon !!!! 😀🤕#its nothing honestly i just wanna talk more#and i have this weird ... sanctity thing going on#about not wanting to overburden a blog ive been careful with with posts#but i made this blog so i could go post more freely !!!#and be less strict with myself#its why i sometimes dont answer things... bc i want to answer RIGHT#and i have to stop thinking you guys / people will hate me if my response isnt perfect#plus mommy h*rny michael.#LMAO#wanna know a secret.....#i finally got a sex toy up my cooch and org*smed ... it was incredible i immediately bought a real d*ldo#and guess what#IT DIDNT FIT#but im still gonna try bc that nut was insane#it reminds me of how [redacted memory]#im not ready to share that one yet lol its not bad it just silly#anyway#im hoping as soon as my life gets a little more... stable i can catch up here#and im gonna start trying... nOW#hi.#caitie blabs
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#ughhhh i started writing a quick bro / dave for todays date but im def not gonna finish in 45 minutes nooooo#its my ki.nk and i wanted to savour what i was writing by dragging it out hffffffff#wish i thought to start it before last night ughhhhh#but ughhhhhhhh dudeeeee its hapeninggggggggggg#god im so fucking thorsty for it#no one writes it the way i want it#and now ive gone and made it silly by trying to do it for today#but i cant just take those parts out bc they're so... baked... into the plotline#hfffffffff why didnt i just make this its own thing ughhhhhh (bc dave would never wanna do that sober thats why)#hffffffffffff screams#writing sm. ut is so time consuming for me#(tbh writing is on its own lol)#but to write. my fave thing. for the first time. its a lot of pressure for a fic that was supposed to be a quick joke#bro ended up being fucking smitten as hell too bc thats how i feel abt this ki. nk lmao#i dont think im even gonna get hi tonight lmao its okay a holiday doesnt mean shit when its something i do on the reg#im so tired hhhhh im just wasting more time typing out more tags bc im too tired to write fic words lol ugh#delete later / /#maybe i will so i can just go the fuck to sleep rn and write more when im more awake. date be damned. im not finishing in 30 mins lol#and even if i did finish in 30 mins i sure as hell aint proofreading and posting within 30 mins#ok yeah gonna get ready for bed and set the writing down for when im not gonna write something rushed ill regret and have to undo later
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