#get mad lemons
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I disagree. Found family can be both "I have endured the horrors with these guys and would die for them" AND "This guy is so dad-coded, etc etc". It depends on what family you're finding in it. Not every character has to go through horrors to find a family, and sometimes it does have certain traditional family dynamics and that's not bad. Sometimes people are close enough that they act like siblings without having gone through some traumatic event together. Sometimes there's a third member of the dynamic that keeps them from hurting themselves in their shenanigans.
Who are you to define Found Family for other enjoyers of the trope?
#that person made their own post#so i did too#found family#sbi#bedrock bros#that's the family i was finding in this scenario#feel free to tag it with your own#if you don't like it when other people make it like that then just say it#but you don't get to tell other people they're wrong for enjoying something that is inherently part of the trope#even if that wasn't its origin#suck a lemon#stay mad even#my posts#rpersonal
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Mind: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Heart: Make lemonade?
Mind: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.
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not to be like That Guy™ but didn’t wanda do to william what she’s so mad tony did to her? their power had unindented consequences and children they never even met were hurt or killed because of it
isn’t that kinda what keeps happening to wanda? she can’t control the scope of her own power and ends up hurting or killing the peoples around her? that thing she got so mad at tony about??
like maybe this is just that i hate mcu wanda cos they whitewashed her character and made her a nazi but like
i feel pretty bad for the kid who got killed in a car crash and the parents who have to go on with this other person Inhabiting Their Son’s Dead Body all bc wanda was extra sad one day
#lemon speaks#agatha all along#anti wanda maximoff#i don’t really believe in antis? but if i don’t tag it that i worry ppl will get mad#so like this is not me identifying as a wanda anti i don’t care that much#but i don’t fucking like this#and i feel pretty bad for this kid#also uh#kinda fucked up to goyishe wanda but keep her kids jewish#like wtf right
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”Im gonna sleep early today”
me in the kitchen past midnight:
#lemon man talks#Im gonna sleep fr now#im exhausted#I have sleep issues ok don’t get mad at me please#I’m taking my melatonin I promise my mental health has just been affecting every aspect of my life and this includes sleep#Even the melatonin is working less lately#I need a break#ignore like every text post from today I was just having a bad time but also I’m not deleting them#Whatever
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every time mashle merch comes out and it includes either of the damn mádls instead of my beloved queen margarette macaron an angel loses its wings
#margarette macaron#they only have like 3 pieces of merch#and its all ugly#i had an acrylic stand in my cart and then someone bought it before me#whoever you are count your days#this is not a safe space for mádl fans#im kidding#i also get mad when lemon gets left out of merch because she’s literally one of the main 5
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"health is the most important thing" they'll say and then get mad at you for relying on medication
#chronic illness#mental illness#look i understand big pharma is a nightmare#i understand that medications have side effects#i understand that overprescribing certain drugs has had negative impacts on public health in many different ways#but im not gonna apologize for prioritizing the more urgent parts of my health#it's such an able-bodied thing to get mad about#i can't pilates-lemon water-deep breathe my way out of an autoimmune disorder babes
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University ever pushes you so low you have to go buy a couple of beers? /srs/neg
I'm gonna vent in the tags for a moment humor me for once /gen
#No but I'm serious this place is a nightmare /neg#Venting in the tags#humor me for a second. you go to this uni and they promise you a place that will teach you how to become an artist#on both like. morality and skill level. they feed you with bullshit for MONTHS. “oh mistakes are fine! they make you grow!”#or “oh this is a community we work all together there are no discriminations this is a safe place to learn and improve”#and we like. work on this projects - THAT WE ARE NOT PAID TO WORK FOR SO *WE* GET TO PAY FOR ALL THE MATERIALS AND SHIT FOR THEM.#to like “help the community” or whatevrr because “artists are born to inspire others and bring joy” and blah blah blah. BUT. LIKE. THE THING#THE THING IS. NONE OF THESE PROJECTS WILL END UP ON OUR CURRICULUMS. WHAT WE WORK 6-7 YEARS FOR ARE NOT SEEN AS REAL EXPERIENCES.#AS IF WE'VE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING FOR 6-7 YEARS. AND LIKE. THE PROFESSORS ARE SO RACIST AND DISCRIMINATORY AS WELL.#If they don't like you they WON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE EXAM. BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY TO DEMONSTRATE IF YOU WORKED OR NOT. IT'S UP TO THEM.#THEY DECIDE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE AS IF WE ARE SOME SORT OF FUCKING COMMUNIST KINDA BULLSHIT WORKERS.#Someone fucks up? *WE* FUCK UP AND EVERYONE PAYS. Someone succeeds? *WE* SUCCEED AND EVERYONE GETS THE CREDITS.#THIS IS ALSO WHY NONE OF THE WORKS WE DO END UP IN OUT CURRICULUM BECAUSE ITS MADE SO THAT *THE UNIVERSITY COURSE* DID IT AND NOT *US*.#IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THERE BECAUSE IF I DO MY PARENTS WILL KICK ME OUT CUZ THEY DON'T WANT ME TO BE AN ARTIST#So I'm trying to STUDY for the exams and the “professors” are getting mad at me that I'm not staying 10 HOURS IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING ART LAB.#WORKING AT THEIR NONSENSE PROJECTS THAT WILL NOT END UP IN MY CURRICULUM.#“Oh if you're not willing to put all your efforts for the course this is not the place for you” BITCH I *AM* PUTTING ALL MY EFFORTS!#THIS EXAM IS *LITERALLY* PART OF THE COURSE!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT ARGUMENT IS THAT!!!!!#Istg I'm gonna cry I want to kms /NOT SERIOUS#I'm gonna cook dinner. chug my lemon beer. and try to study like a normal person and beg this shit will end soon#Don't worry I'm not going to become an alcoholic I just need something. anything and I'm ABSOLUTELY not gonna start smoking I hate it /srs#tw alchohol mention#alcohol mention#tw smoking mention#smoking mention#vent#tw vent#// mike speaks
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like clint gets such an unsubstantiated amount of hate, not ambivalence which would make more sense as hes a pretty irrelevant side character, but Active Hate because of the false idea hes some sort of incel because hes very insecure and shy and not happy with you if you end up with emily and its like, id be upset too if someone who KNEW i had a crush on someone went and dated that person??? its not an unfair thing for him to feel and its not like hes EVER mean or weird to emily or says ANYTHING about how he deserves her attention or anything that an incel would ACTUALLY think, but again gets labeled as a complete predatory and it is 100000% because hes fat. if he looked like sebastian people would be like oh no my heartbroken ugu baby pleading emoji like i will throw up on all of you
#ouuuh getting mad on behalf of clint my friend clint from stardew valley again#get behind me bestie...!!!!#lemon squeezy.txt#once again say dumb shit in my replies and ill do something drastic that will get me banned
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unfortunately it's impossible to talk about why vague posting is a problem without it sounding like a vague post, so if you see this post it's a sign that you should probably just talk to that friend you've been vagueing about instead of making a bunch of random people feel like they did something wrong to you personally when you didn't mean to convey that message
#vague posting is fucking torture to a decent amount of mental illnesses that I also so happen to have so if I ever wrong you in#some way fucking TALK to me about it instead of trying to indirectly communicate#trust me there will be many beautiful meadows and springs for you if you don't let it ruminate#and I don't want to hear ANY “but I'm anxious that they'll get mad at me” buddy you are already pouring lemon juice on the wound#just rip off the bandaid and get it over it PLEASE listen to me on this you'll feel a lot better afterwards and so will the other person#mos text post#delete later
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Whoever did the art for this upd8 POPPED OFF I gotta do some art
#homestuck#homestuck 2#upd8#my post#middle aged woman yuri#kanaya not mediating for once#GET IT GIRL#GET MAD#I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS#WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
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I FUCKING HATE TEA
#why’s it so bad why’s it so gross ugeghgjdskjdbhgd#sobbing crying why its so bad#why bad why bad why bad#:((#i almost threw up but my mom’s get mad but ueghvbgfsdff why so gross and bad#im’ literally such a baby sitting here sucking on a lemon bc i almost threw up over tea#how do you people drink this this fucking sucks
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Euphoria two-parter really endeared me to Foreman actually. Hell yeah loose your cool I love when they do that
#house md#eric foreman#i love when the characters get all upset and disheveled#get mad! (i dont want your damn lemons)
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not to be annoying or anything but it's been 9 years since the release of indie game undertale
#It's. One of my special interests#Like I have identifying Mediterranean animals on sight and I have memorizing every line of dialog in undertale#Those are my things. And I did recognize a seagul once by the sound while jetlagged and not paying attention so#Tbh I should probably play the game sometime. But also it'd be very funny to not play it#And then one day just like. Idk. Live stream playing undertale for the first time. But doing it w a blindfold#Check how far my knowledge spans for a person who has never once played the game#Like. I know muffets attacks are a repeating pattern. I know some attacks have audio so I'd use that as a guide#I'd go easy route on toriel and papyrus bc I know you can skip those by being bad at game#And I'm pretty sure I could memorize mad dummy patterns bc I remember there being like. A trick in the code#For if you're bad at the fight#Also you get astro food right before so I'd have good healing#So. Yeah the undyne and asgore and omega flowey fights are really the only things I have to watch out for I think??#Esp since I'm gonna do a bunch of tricks to get out of certain fights#Like. The thing with doing armor switches rapidly on mettaton for fast ratings boosts#Or the lowering of hp on mad dummy after the first hit so the fight can't last beyond a set number of turns if you're shit at it#Tbh yeah undyne is the only one that's actually scary all the way until asgore. That said I also think you can like. Skip that bit entirely#Like by backtracking before new home to get the undyne letter and doing true lab first. I think#Because that's the bit that's the true pacifist thing to do. Which actually true lab also scary#Like ok snowys mom and endogeny are easy but lemon bread and the memory heads are actually hard esp if u cant see#Also reaper bird but only after the everyman gets ate by the whimsun attack flies so I'm not super duper scared#And. I plan on temmie armor after mettaton. And bandage until then for running away from encounters#Just straight up my first time playing the game will be with a blindfold on and livestreamed#(I'd flex especially in that one echo flower room where if you kill toriel flowey taunts you with it)#But until then! Happy 9 years of being extremely neurodivergent :D
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"Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Paranormal. Magicians, witches, crystal healing doctors: you're here because you have scary powers and we want in on it. So: who is ready to draw some pentagrams? Now you already met one another on the cab ride over so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I'm host to a tiny but powerful demon who lives in a secret place in my mouth.” -Cave Johnson, PeTi
I love this chunk of dialogue because it adds a significant amount of fuel to my ‘Ford absolutely visited a version of Aperture during his multiversal travels’ fire.
#I finally have an excuse to believe that Gravity Falls and Portal (and therefore Half-Life?) exist in the same Multiverse#two of my favourite pieces of media <3#And THE FACT that they released in such close proximity to each other-#When life gives you lemoms#don’t make lemonade#make life take the lemons back! Get mad!#or call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price#whatever works#Combustable Lemons#portal#portal 2#gravity falls#cave johnson#stanford pines#ford pines#jk simmons
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"You know, when they said "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade," I don't think this is what they meant."
#dash commentary#// as it turns out the correct quote is#When life gives you lemons#don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons#what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!#Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?#I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!#I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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maybe I should start an aggressively anti terf situation on here.. not to start problems but to make tumblr a bit more welcoming for lgbtq+ folks.. I may sound a bit toxic and annoying by saying that but it’s getting out of hand.
ohhhhhhh shit I have an idea. let’s start invading terf friendly online spaces. not necessarily with anything aggressive, just like. post lgbtq+ friendly stuff. things terfs wouldn’t like. be lgbtq+ positive in terf online spaces yknow. start an anti terf raid, why don’t we? after all, if we were persistent enough to be considered normal-ish by so much of society, we can get some bigots to stop being bigots. at least to some degree.
#anti terf#lgbtq+#anti terf raid#let’s go#cmon#get mad#start shit#when life gives you lemons#make life take the lemons back#iykyk
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