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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live

Me approaching the end of March:

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HAPPY *BELATED* BIRTHDAY TO INTERNET DAD!

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when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good

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"It'd be authoritarian to outlaw ads" sure man and the world is made of pudding too

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meeeeeeee and the birds (I KNOW THIS IS THE ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HAPPY OR WHATEVER MEME SONG BUT IT"S SO GOOD)

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I used to get mad that seemingly the dumbest posts get tons of notes but like what do I have to say that's any better lmao

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Illustration I made for the latest issue of Miskatonik Monthly, a re-animator fanzine!! (please go check it out it is awesome!)

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vgen | bsky | neocities

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thjs image was haunting me so i needed to. hear it

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“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

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good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

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i’m so mad there’s no fucking point to this site dog. what do u mean u only have like 25 ppl working for u and u still have the time to ban random black trans women who don’t post anything but jokes for people to enjoy? you’re a fucking joke. you and your company are both jokes photomatt.

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Why does he need a- … oh

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why do they have the same hairline

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AV Cable Cerberus 🌈 Up for $$ Offers!

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Some sticker designs for my laptop