#get her out of that fucking circus
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sammunmak · 22 days ago
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you’ll never guess what i got into recently
(+individuals under the cut!)
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bluebelleisabelle · 4 months ago
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I’m abstracting, how TALL is Pomni?? Girl is the height of the doorknob 💀 sorry I just find this so amusing for no reason
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Bonus image đŸ„° this angle doesn’t do her justice 💀
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dragonanon · 2 months ago
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Just finished watching episode 4 of TADC. As someone with ADHD, chronic depression, and possibly mild Autism, I’ve never felt so seen yet personally attacked at the same time đŸ„ČđŸ« 
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forthevibe-w · 3 months ago
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as usual with me, we have to take it slow the first time that i peg her.
despite her usual docility, she guides my strap to her hole. i'm sure she'd prefer if i did it, but i need help for the first time.
so she positions herself, then slowly lowers herself onto my strap. and she moans so loud, undoing herself before me, fucking herself on my dick. i will just watch with fascination, figuring out how to replicate what she likes. if she sounds so pretty now, i wonder what she'll sound like when i do it.
after a few moments, i will stop her. i'll grab her neck, or her hair, or even her waist, and tell her to stop. i'll remove myself from her hole, and flip us around, and pin her to the bed. i'll kiss her pretty lips and wait her her to beg for more. she's so desperate at this point, i doubt it'll take long, but i won't rush. i will touch her softly and bite her hard until i hear her ask for me to fuck her. if she rushes, i'll curl my lips into a smile, and whisper "be patient," until i'm ready.
this time, i'll fuck her myself. i will position myself over her aching hole and listen. when she begs, having tasted my strap but not truly been fucked by me, i will give her more than a taste. she said she likes it rough, so rough i will be. i'll slam into her with brute, unpracticed thrusts. i don't know how to be gentle, and would i even want to be? seeing her, i always want to take. this time, seeing her pleading beneath me, i want to fuck her at my will. i watched her do it, i know how she likes it, so this time, i'm letting her lie back and i am fucking her.
i'll watch her squirm beneath me, those huge eyes rolled back, helpless and consumed with pleasure. i'll listen to her pathetic noises moaned in sync with my rhythm, watching her hands go above her head without my action. i'll watch her become overwhelmed, crying, and incoherent. and then i'll watch her cum harder than she has in a long time.
and after she finishes, i want to hold her tight. i want to take her in my arms, and kiss her forehead, and make sure it wasn't too hard. i'll take off the strap and trace patterns into her skin while she comes down. i want to keep her there until the after tremors have faded and she's able to say more than "wow."
all this say, i want to fuck her, but we'll have to take it slow the first time. at least, slow at first. i'm sure i'll get used to it, but it'll take me a moment.
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gutsfics · 4 months ago
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FINALLY I DRAW SOMETHING!!!!!!!
some Joseph, both young (around 1980 i'd say, when he was traveling w Stan a few years before the portal incident) and old (~2017, now an art teacher at Westchester High). i like to think the first one is a picture Stan took of him while they were traveling and the second one is his staff photo at WH. the more things change the more they stay the same. i might give em backgrounds and foregrounds to look like that
he's had that jacket since the 70s. real leather will last you.
no glasses alts + the first sketch below
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#[holding him in my hands like a tiny baby bird]#idk if hes hiding something on his neck. he might be. those neck covers just happened. probably less embarrassing than Ford's tattoos thoug#also im not super interested in “what if Stan had a romance partner who helped him run the shack” type Stan/oc buuuuuuuut#unfortunately i am not immune to old man yaoi and have been thinking “ok BUT what if Jojo helped Stan run the shack” during this rewatch#i think theyre not super open about their relationship so Dipper & Mabel have no idea until the manotaur ep when Mabel realizes “woah......#“Grunkle Stan do you have a crush on Grunkle Jojo???”#[Joseph so called Grunkle Jojo bc “we've known each other long enough hes basically family”]#anyway Mabel tries to “fix Stan up” to help him ask him out & Jojo is fully aware its happening and says nothing bc Funny#they do tell her and Dipper at the end of the day bc since she went through all that trouble trying to set em up they should know#plus kids these days tend to be a lot nicer about gay people sometimes#also good: Jojo giving Stan A Look every time he's shitty or sexist but otherwise not caring about any other morally dubious/bad thing#like Jojo can excuse regular tax fraud/stealing/scamming people but he draws the line at almost getting Waddles eaten by a dinosaur#hes the worlds most “not my circus not my monkeys” moral compass#hes said that before. and Dipper points out that it IS his circus bc he helps run the shack#to which he responds “hah. yeah :)” bc he helps do the fraud and scams <3#fuck i have to draw that as a comic or fake screenshots or something#anyway im not planning on focusing on a Mr's Mysteries AU but i may talk about it occasionally#ANYWAY ANYWAY i wanna talk about him i love talking about him send some asks let me talk about him <3#oc: Joseph van Dyke
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minty-bubblegum · 1 year ago
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POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI POMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNIPOMNI WHEN I CATCH YOU POMNI
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@dadofdisappointment
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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 8 months ago
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I'm watching Adventuring Academy and Brennan and Murph are talking about when you become a DM, be prepared to only DM and never get to be a player and then he said "If you want to DM for me, hit me up in the comments," Brennan I've never been a DM but its my dream to learn, you don't know the lengths I would go to to DM for you PLEASE
#ive played dnd twice. both were one shots#and they were so so fun#the first was like. our party wound up at a circus and went into a fun house#and suddenly we were trapped and could only escape by solving puzzles and defeating a terrifying clown at the end#i drank poison on purpose and almost got eaten by an alligator. it was so fucking cool#and i got to live my tiefling bard dreams#the second time the party was in a new city for a festival that was essentially day of the dead#and there was a ghost in the river of a woman who had been drowned there#and we had to find out who killed her. and turns out that same person was killing children in the town#at the end we solved the mystery and reunited the dead woman with her dead children but there were still a bunch of orphans#the dm intended for it to be a pretty bittrsweet ending#but we decided that we were going to pool all of our money together and give it to the apartment manager wed met earlier#and get all of these orphans set up in the apartments to be watched over by the apartment manager#and both times ive thought 'this is such a cool fucking story. we are having so much fun.#i want to be the person that creates the stoey and facilitates the fun' like being a dm is my dream#and i know it would never happen but brennan if you see this#brennan i will dm for you. i will make time. we can get a long term game going. you can play to your heart's content#like both of the dms i played with created an amazing world and story. gave us that sandbox for us to play in#i would love to have players to take my stories somewhere!#and in this episode they said that if youve watched a bunch of d20 then you can dm. you dont need to have played#so im going to look more into like. learning to dm#i have the dm handbook bookmarked on my laptop so ill get there eventually#but brennan i will learn so fast. i will dm for you just give me a chance
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calamitoustide · 10 months ago
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is it a wonder i broke? let’s hear one more joke then we could all just laugh until i cry
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ryebreadlord · 10 months ago
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punk-pins · 1 year ago
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i hope every man in my workplace kills himself when taylor swift wins the super bowl
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bravevolunteer · 2 years ago
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thinking about how baby's was reported as closing due to gas leaks.... that likely being the cover up story for elizabeth's death ... pov you're michael and your sister is dead and you KNOW it's because of that animatronic malfunction that your father told you to make sure your sister never went near and She Did and She's Dead and NO ONE ELSE KNOWS and it aligns with your father declining rapidly ( aka becoming even more absorbed by bloodlust and seeking immorality ) and you're terrified because you know something is horribly wrong but you can't say anything and both of your siblings are dead...
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floorpancakes · 1 year ago
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recently ive become a mawarin meki childhood friends truther and i cant wait to write a whole bunch of it
they were clearly already friends before tanuki came into the picture but i like the idea that it goes back further and mawarin was the first to reach out and that while these two were the popular ones of the friend group in highschool they were also weird kids once (they're still both pretty weird. nothing about this friendship group is normal)
like mawarin is pretty good at holding in the things that make her different from other people (to the extent she seems like a normal friendly girl that could get along with anybody) but I keep thinking abt the idea of meki being kind of a loner for ages and being shunned by his classmates and stuff. after a point he probably wouldnt care but mawarin seems like the type to reach out even if she knows it could get complicated cause of her bad luck curse/non curse situation. like shes so much of a sunshine character its kind of hard to dim that kind of light. anyway I feel like even if she got deterred by the people around her she WOULD go up and make friends with the weird kid, and WOULD go do that again a second time no matter what (even if the latter is the type of guy who hisses at people).
plus its a good intersection of the traits of like
- meki is noted specifically as having a rough time growing up from being sick, spiritual nonsense and also the whole Situation (which I am choosing to interpret as trans stuff but like in general)
- watanuki being the latecomer to the friend group, and also notably a lot more of a loner rather than the popular type so he was probably adopted into a preexisting friendship at some point
I just like the idea that mawarin has an affinity for bringing weird kids out of their respective shells and that all three of them kinda see themselves in each other as individuals and a group bcs it adds an added layer of sentimentality to what's already been established. and its very found family vibes. I rly like the framework of what's already there in canon but my brain wants to make it even more compelling so it comes uff with stuff like this out of nowhere lol
anyway imagine if mekis mind was already set after the rain incident but himawari comes up to him one day like 'so like theres this kid in our year with no friends and i think he needs somebody cause he keeps eating alone at lunch can we keep him' 😭 like he's some sort of cat in need (he is) (thats exactly what he is)
and doumeki immediately is like yeah go for it (hes already had a life altering experience and at this point without himawari even knowing he's basically ride or die for the guy at first sight)
i like the idea that this like a lot of other things in the story is cyclical idk how to end this thought anyway this probably doesn't make sense im sick and thinking about holic is a good distraction
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 6 months ago
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You know what? I'd never thought of Stellen SkarsgÄrd when asked this question before, but holy fuck is it the correct answer.
hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.
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bonestrouslingbones · 2 months ago
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is there anything more satisfying than having a character that you see at the very beginning of a series and immediately think "oh it'll be fun to see them get beat up and have a mental breakdown later" and then a full year passes and you start seeing other people say the exact same thing
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anarkhebringer · 2 months ago
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In my humble opinion I think the last person I should listen to that unironically calls me a snowflake and says I'll collapse when shit hits the fan is the one that worked herself up so much over a door-to-door salesman that she started ranting about hating the entire industry before taking jabs at me
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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 10 months ago
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Called up my coworker yesterday with the promise of Drama and ended up telling her that I was telling other people she doesn’t love me anymore
#she was actually mad at me and it was kind of funny#she was like FUCK U I DO NOT NEED THIS NOW#I did also tell her about actual drama#but I was also like. u don’t spend time with me anymore. someone asked about u yesterday and I was like she doesn’t hang out with me#and she was like TAKE IT BACK FORREAL#anyways we were on the phone for an hour and a half after work#she yelled at me half the time and the other half I yelled at her! peak communication#I’m making her stop being a fucking child and talk to someone in our office she’s beefing with#and she’s sending her a non apology and I’m fine with that at least they’re talking#sometimes u have to give the 37 year olds life advice cause they’re IDIOTS trying to cause PROBLEMS FOR THEMSELVES#I think the most frustrating relationship dynamic in the world is someone the Same as you#but a lot older and therefore horrifically set in their ways and completely non receptive to feedback#it’s like looking in one of those circus mirrors and being like FUCK THAT COULD BE ME IN 15 YEARS IF I DONT GET MY SHIT TOGETHER#V v funny of me to be like ‘oh she’s dead to me’ to other people in the office when they ask about her#and for her to be like ‘oh she’s just traveling’#one day I’m gonna be less dramatic and more normal#but apparently the coworker who she is having problems with was also going around saying that so.. I do need to take it back#cause she’s important now and I’m making her look like an asshole who left all her other people behind when she became important#but MAYBE she should HANG OUT WITH ME MORE#delete later#anyways. clarified that she doesn’t hate me. my communication skills are great actually because if I’m mad at u#u will know pretty soon.#also she spent like 5 min name dropping **** and I was like. really. are u for real rn I GET IT UR IMPORTANT
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