#to which he responds “hah. yeah :)” bc he helps do the fraud and scams <3 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

gutsfics · 2 months ago

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FINALLY I DRAW SOMETHING!!!!!!!

some Joseph, both young (around 1980 i'd say, when he was traveling w Stan a few years before the portal incident) and old (~2017, now an art teacher at Westchester High). i like to think the first one is a picture Stan took of him while they were traveling and the second one is his staff photo at WH. the more things change the more they stay the same. i might give em backgrounds and foregrounds to look like that

he's had that jacket since the 70s. real leather will last you.

no glasses alts + the first sketch below

#[holding him in my hands like a tiny baby bird]#idk if hes hiding something on his neck. he might be. those neck covers just happened. probably less embarrassing than Ford's tattoos thoug #also im not super interested in “what if Stan had a romance partner who helped him run the shack” type Stan/oc buuuuuuuut #unfortunately i am not immune to old man yaoi and have been thinking “ok BUT what if Jojo helped Stan run the shack” during this rewatch #i think theyre not super open about their relationship so Dipper & Mabel have no idea until the manotaur ep when Mabel realizes “woah......#“Grunkle Stan do you have a crush on Grunkle Jojo???”#[Joseph so called Grunkle Jojo bc “we've known each other long enough hes basically family”]#anyway Mabel tries to “fix Stan up” to help him ask him out & Jojo is fully aware its happening and says nothing bc Funny #they do tell her and Dipper at the end of the day bc since she went through all that trouble trying to set em up they should know #plus kids these days tend to be a lot nicer about gay people sometimes #also good: Jojo giving Stan A Look every time he's shitty or sexist but otherwise not caring about any other morally dubious/bad thing #like Jojo can excuse regular tax fraud/stealing/scamming people but he draws the line at almost getting Waddles eaten by a dinosaur #hes the worlds most “not my circus not my monkeys” moral compass #hes said that before. and Dipper points out that it IS his circus bc he helps run the shack #to which he responds “hah. yeah :)” bc he helps do the fraud and scams <3 #fuck i have to draw that as a comic or fake screenshots or something #anyway im not planning on focusing on a Mr's Mysteries AU but i may talk about it occasionally #ANYWAY ANYWAY i wanna talk about him i love talking about him send some asks let me talk about him <3 #oc: Joseph van Dyke

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