#get down with the sickness

[annasellheim]

Next part- MRI shenanigans

[subbytcklslut]

Why yes, I do take shots.....

Of this freaking DayQuil so I can stop feeling like a sick zombie at work 🤧

Lord I'm ready to feel normal again

[carrionkid]

I'm gonna straight up die tomorrow at the blood lab bc they're doing ALT, AST, creatinine and CGR, hemoglobin, lipids panel, testosterone, CBC, and hematocrit 😭😭😭

They're gonna try to call a code on me again like they did when they took 12 vials

[panicattackpavlova]

Dan and Phil's wedding vows instead of "in sickness and in health" go "in sickness and more sickness and almost death"

[rainyfestivalsweets]

Today I am sick with a cold.

So obviously... my hyper focus is building a business around cute little get well gifts that I wish people would have gotten me.

OH SHIT. THAT WAS AN EPIPHANY.

I think. Dayum.

But you know like hey- sorry you are sick, here is some tea. I am thinking about you and I support you. Have some soup. I love you. Here is some kleenex

[starfangssecrets]

I’m sick

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

"All your life, you've been rejected by this world."

"You have nothing down there."

"No one who cares about you."

[prlssprfctn]

Dick is a type of person who gets very (even more than usual) dramatic when he falls sick. His attention span reduces to zero, he is in the middle of writing his will, and he is constantly over-bored, bothering everyone with random calls or by spawning behind their backs out of nowhere.

(It doesn't help that Bruce is paranoid, and every time his kids get sick, he is like in full-time helicopter mom mode as if they are actually about to die in a second, but that's beside the point.)

When Tim gets sick, it is a catastrophe. He is so stubborn about everything that he ignores half of the house. He doesn't even tell others he is sick until he coughs out his lungs or something, and when they finally realize it, he is battling for the right to get everyone off him, because, hey. Nothing happened. He is fine.

If Damian gets sick... It is the cutest thing ever. He becomes so clingy. He comes to put his head on someone's lap or curls on their chests. He huffs a lot too, and mutters something, but he loves to sleep and be hugged, when he is sick, and that's the most charming shit ever.

When Jason gets sick?

Everyone expects him to be the most troublesome person in the world. Because, well, it is Jason. He kicks everyone away, when he is poisoned, he rarely asks to patch him up, unless things go to rough, and he can be flippant as hell when he feels too vulnerable.

But then, Jason actually gets sick, and everyone is an awe, because he is so quiet? His voice becomes smaller, he does whatever Alfred asks him to do, he takes all medicine without throwing a tantrum or asking to sweeten it with something else. He accepts anything, really.

Because when he was a child, long before Bruce found him, he had no place or time to be sick. His mother needed him. He needed to take care of things, he heeded to continue acting like he was fine, like he didn't need help or medicine — he walked around with a fever, and spend restless nights coughing out his lungs.

But then Bruce came. And he was finally allowed to rest. Explained that he needs to be taken care of, and someone in this manor, always will do that for him.

So, when Jason stumbles in the Batcave in the random night, sniffling and trying to suppress cough, Bruce is not surprised in the slightest. If anything, he welcomes him as fast as he can, before Jason can overthink what he did (out of pure instincts, really) and leave again.

Jason came, because Bruce taught him that.

As simple as that.

[mouseshift]

no change in regular broadcasting. more of them

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[fieryophelia]

😂😂😂

Reblog if you too have been subjected to streaming ads while strapped down in an MRI machine. 🙋

Next part- MRI shenanigans

[carrionkid]

I love having a doctor who cares about me, I'm getting my thyroid and B12 checked and then another CBC. And I'm also getting hip X-rays today. My old PCP wanted me to die foreeal

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS S1 EP7 ↔ S2 EP6 (2021-2024)

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

doing great chat

[thecreaturecodex]

Sample Transi NPC

The Sickness is an honored guest in Castle Xyntillian, but a new one. After adventurers in Taldor entered the Harrowed Realm, and slew the tyrant Zassrion, the borders between the Harrowed Realm and the Material Plane became slightly more porous for a short period. Although most of the storykin were happy to remain in the Realm (or were freshly dead, and weren't rebuilt in time to escape), The Sickness escaped into Taldor in order to spread ruin and plague. She emerged near Castle Xyntillian, and found the malevolent Malevols, and their guest of honor Debbie the Twice-Born, to be much to her liking.

To modify a transi's statistics to better represent The Sickness, reduce the damage that her death's dart ability deals to 2d8+10 (DC 22 Will save for half), but it also inflicts one disease of her choice on a failed save (as per the contagion spell). She is usually accompanied by her children, a gang of spectres. In order to advance The Sickness, give her levels in ranger (with favored enemy humans, the thrown weapon combat style and the companion's hunter's bond) or levels in cleric (worshiping Apollyon, Urgathoa, or another neutral evil power of disease).



Transi

“Lich” © Anastasia Balakchina, accessed at her deviantArt page here

[The inspiration here derives from various Late Medieval and early Renaissance art tropes about death that aren’t represented in RPGs very well; Death holding a dart rather than a scythe, having a layer of leathery skin covering his bones, etc. The name is derived from the cadaver tomb, a tradition in which the deceased is represented as a rotting corpse or skeleton on their own tomb.]

Transi CR 11 NE Undead This skeletal humanoid is little more than decomposing skin stretched over bones. It carries itself with a regal air and holds a sheaf of oversized darts in its thin hands.

A transi, sometimes referred to as a memento mori, is an undead creature that exists to torment and mock the living, reminding them of the omnipresence of death. They are attracted to mortal suffering as a vulture is to a fresh corpse, and come to lands already tormented by warfare, disease or famine in order to make things worse for the survivors. Due to their fondness for suffering and death, they get along well with outsiders such as divs and daemons, and frequently work with these monsters.

In combat, a transi focuses on the strongest opponent first, as it takes joy from humbling the proud and laying low the mighty. Their javelins are infused with potent negative energy and they are capable of stealing the life of their enemies to add to their own power. Even those that escape an encounter with a transi alive are not finished suffering, as its claws spread plague. Many transis fight from the backs of monstrous steeds such as nightmares, hellcats or other beasts—those that do not have the service or allegiance of one of these monsters rely on a magically conjured phantom steed to add to their mobility.

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