#get down with the sickness

[annasellheim]

Next part- MRI shenanigans

[subbytcklslut]

Why yes, I do take shots.....

Of this freaking DayQuil so I can stop feeling like a sick zombie at work 🤧

Lord I'm ready to feel normal again

[carrionkid]

I'm gonna straight up die tomorrow at the blood lab bc they're doing ALT, AST, creatinine and CGR, hemoglobin, lipids panel, testosterone, CBC, and hematocrit 😭😭😭

They're gonna try to call a code on me again like they did when they took 12 vials

[panicattackpavlova]

Dan and Phil's wedding vows instead of "in sickness and in health" go "in sickness and more sickness and almost death"

[rainyfestivalsweets]

Today I am sick with a cold.

So obviously... my hyper focus is building a business around cute little get well gifts that I wish people would have gotten me.

OH SHIT. THAT WAS AN EPIPHANY.

I think. Dayum.

But you know like hey- sorry you are sick, here is some tea. I am thinking about you and I support you. Have some soup. I love you. Here is some kleenex

[starfangssecrets]

I’m sick

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

"All your life, you've been rejected by this world."

"You have nothing down there."

"No one who cares about you."

[prlssprfctn]

Dick is a type of person who gets very (even more than usual) dramatic when he falls sick. His attention span reduces to zero, he is in the middle of writing his will, and he is constantly over-bored, bothering everyone with random calls or by spawning behind their backs out of nowhere.

(It doesn't help that Bruce is paranoid, and every time his kids get sick, he is like in full-time helicopter mom mode as if they are actually about to die in a second, but that's beside the point.)

When Tim gets sick, it is a catastrophe. He is so stubborn about everything that he ignores half of the house. He doesn't even tell others he is sick until he coughs out his lungs or something, and when they finally realize it, he is battling for the right to get everyone off him, because, hey. Nothing happened. He is fine.

If Damian gets sick... It is the cutest thing ever. He becomes so clingy. He comes to put his head on someone's lap or curls on their chests. He huffs a lot too, and mutters something, but he loves to sleep and be hugged, when he is sick, and that's the most charming shit ever.

When Jason gets sick?

Everyone expects him to be the most troublesome person in the world. Because, well, it is Jason. He kicks everyone away, when he is poisoned, he rarely asks to patch him up, unless things go to rough, and he can be flippant as hell when he feels too vulnerable.

But then, Jason actually gets sick, and everyone is an awe, because he is so quiet? His voice becomes smaller, he does whatever Alfred asks him to do, he takes all medicine without throwing a tantrum or asking to sweeten it with something else. He accepts anything, really.

Because when he was a child, long before Bruce found him, he had no place or time to be sick. His mother needed him. He needed to take care of things, he heeded to continue acting like he was fine, like he didn't need help or medicine — he walked around with a fever, and spend restless nights coughing out his lungs.

But then Bruce came. And he was finally allowed to rest. Explained that he needs to be taken care of, and someone in this manor, always will do that for him.

So, when Jason stumbles in the Batcave in the random night, sniffling and trying to suppress cough, Bruce is not surprised in the slightest. If anything, he welcomes him as fast as he can, before Jason can overthink what he did (out of pure instincts, really) and leave again.

Jason came, because Bruce taught him that.

As simple as that.

[mouseshift]

no change in regular broadcasting. more of them

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[fieryophelia]

😂😂😂

Reblog if you too have been subjected to streaming ads while strapped down in an MRI machine. 🙋

Next part- MRI shenanigans

[carrionkid]

I love having a doctor who cares about me, I'm getting my thyroid and B12 checked and then another CBC. And I'm also getting hip X-rays today. My old PCP wanted me to die foreeal

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

doing great chat

[lotus-pear]

every time i think abt their canon height difference i want to eat drywall

[thegunslingerletmedrop]