#get down with the sickness

[annasellheim]

Next part- MRI shenanigans

[carrionkid]

I'm gonna straight up die tomorrow at the blood lab bc they're doing ALT, AST, creatinine and CGR, hemoglobin, lipids panel, testosterone, CBC, and hematocrit 😭😭😭

They're gonna try to call a code on me again like they did when they took 12 vials

[rainyfestivalsweets]

Today I am sick with a cold.

So obviously... my hyper focus is building a business around cute little get well gifts that I wish people would have gotten me.

OH SHIT. THAT WAS AN EPIPHANY.

I think. Dayum.

But you know like hey- sorry you are sick, here is some tea. I am thinking about you and I support you. Have some soup. I love you. Here is some kleenex

[starfangssecrets]

I’m sick

[mouseshift]

no change in regular broadcasting. more of them

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS S1 EP7 ↔ S2 EP6 (2021-2024)

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

doing great chat

[fieryophelia]

😂😂😂

Reblog if you too have been subjected to streaming ads while strapped down in an MRI machine. 🙋

Next part- MRI shenanigans

[carrionkid]

Might be having problems again 👍

[lotus-pear]

every time i think abt their canon height difference i want to eat drywall

[thegunslingerletmedrop]

[thecreaturecodex]

Sample Transi NPC

The Sickness is an honored guest in Castle Xyntillian, but a new one. After adventurers in Taldor entered the Harrowed Realm, and slew the tyrant Zassrion, the borders between the Harrowed Realm and the Material Plane became slightly more porous for a short period. Although most of the storykin were happy to remain in the Realm (or were freshly dead, and weren't rebuilt in time to escape), The Sickness escaped into Taldor in order to spread ruin and plague. She emerged near Castle Xyntillian, and found the malevolent Malevols, and their guest of honor Debbie the Twice-Born, to be much to her liking.

To modify a transi's statistics to better represent The Sickness, reduce the damage that her death's dart ability deals to 2d8+10 (DC 22 Will save for half), but it also inflicts one disease of her choice on a failed save (as per the contagion spell). She is usually accompanied by her children, a gang of spectres. In order to advance The Sickness, give her levels in ranger (with favored enemy humans, the thrown weapon combat style and the companion's hunter's bond) or levels in cleric (worshiping Apollyon, Urgathoa, or another neutral evil power of disease).



Transi

“Lich” © Anastasia Balakchina, accessed at her deviantArt page here

[The inspiration here derives from various Late Medieval and early Renaissance art tropes about death that aren’t represented in RPGs very well; Death holding a dart rather than a scythe, having a layer of leathery skin covering his bones, etc. The name is derived from the cadaver tomb, a tradition in which the deceased is represented as a rotting corpse or skeleton on their own tomb.]

Transi CR 11 NE Undead This skeletal humanoid is little more than decomposing skin stretched over bones. It carries itself with a regal air and holds a sheaf of oversized darts in its thin hands.

A transi, sometimes referred to as a memento mori, is an undead creature that exists to torment and mock the living, reminding them of the omnipresence of death. They are attracted to mortal suffering as a vulture is to a fresh corpse, and come to lands already tormented by warfare, disease or famine in order to make things worse for the survivors. Due to their fondness for suffering and death, they get along well with outsiders such as divs and daemons, and frequently work with these monsters.

In combat, a transi focuses on the strongest opponent first, as it takes joy from humbling the proud and laying low the mighty. Their javelins are infused with potent negative energy and they are capable of stealing the life of their enemies to add to their own power. Even those that escape an encounter with a transi alive are not finished suffering, as its claws spread plague. Many transis fight from the backs of monstrous steeds such as nightmares, hellcats or other beasts—those that do not have the service or allegiance of one of these monsters rely on a magically conjured phantom steed to add to their mobility.

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[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[occudo]

'We need you... I need you.' 'No, you don't.'