#get a hobby my dude
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Through the years, from popinjay to coxcomb to maccaroni to dandy to dude
#and from dude to gigolo if i have anything to say about it#baby i can the sweet mama to your sad and lonesome#this was so fun to draw my favorite hobby is historical fashion#are they accurate? not answering that. i refuse to draw codpieces#at my heart i am unfortunately a coward#i know i gave dandy kayne a short haircut at first but then i remembered all the mullets ive been seeing and i had to give it a try#i hope it looks like he as having fun throughout the eras <3#malevolent#kayne malevolent#but anyays like i as saying theres no ay king is appearing regularly in a three piece suit and not bringing that energy to#every other century#and i almost drew him in like plate armor but if he’s like snapping his fingers and ppl explode bro is not gonna get a suit of armor#that was wishful thinking on my part i remedied it he dresses like a bourgeoise i have to accept it#if i did this with the yellow king it would be like 5 inages of the same dude copied and pasted#i started giving the yellow king a pennanular brooch and even then i as like whoah thats kinda lavish for john#i dunno maybe i should fuck around with his robes and try some stuff out#hmmmmmmm i do like jewelry……….#new project: project runway but with john doe#and then eventually ill help poor arthur out#tho honestly i think he really probably dos have an eye for quality clothing i think he’s probably respectably fashionable but he#cares more abt quality#id love to put my boy in a fishermans sweater tho i feel like he needs something warm and sturdy on his journeys <3
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btw i will forever recommend just. refusing to engage in discourse. its free its easy and you literally arent missing anything LMAO - 99% of discourse on here is just on the most pointless petty shit that literally doesnt mean a single thing to anyone in real life (i am looking directly at you "pRo/AnTi" shippers), and the other 1% is genuinely important shit... that isnt going to be solved in any productive way by insulting '''the other side''' online. arguing with strangers online never changes anyones mind all youre doing is making yourself *and* your cause look annoying as hell :thumbsup: maybe chill out. find a hobby.
#dont even get me started on how apparently this entire fucking site has never heard of nuance in its life#im ngl dude i think if youre boiling down a complicated topic to 'well this is the good side (my side) and then the BAD EVIL SIDE'#and putting anyone who even slightly falls out of line with your beliefs on the evil side#like. thats not gonna be productive in the slightest right. you understand that right#if you wanna have meaningful nuanced discussions with people you actually know about serious topics then go for it!#just dont drag random strangers into it#if i have to see one more post with dumb bullshit acronyms that everyones expected to know that insults anyone who doesnt blindly agree wit#them i stg#'if you dont agree with this then clearly youre a [evil side] who hates [group] and does [bad thing]. theres no other logical explanation#for you possibly not agreeing with me'#and theyre talking about the most obscure insane discourse youve literally never heard of before thatll be flooding your dash for the next#month#had to unfollow a really good artist because they just kep reblogging the most aggressive 'every [evil side] sucks and hates [good side] an#doesnt care about them and wants to oppress them'#(said '[evil side]' wasnt even a moral stance it was literally just something you were born as. like. you get how thats fucked up right)#which uh. sucked! especially since i was part of that [evil side]#anyway midnight rant over tldr uhhh discourse stupid go get hobbies#and if i ever mention what discourse topic inspired this post ill probably get torn apart LMAOO#(hint: its one of the stupid pointless ones)#me.txt
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You know what's the fucking deal with like, reddit type guys getting mad at people who send multiple messages in a row, or just people who type in a different way than them. Tbh I seriously do not believe they actually care about it at all, it just seems like a an excuse to terminate conversation with someone who's not part of their in-group or community culture. It literally does not affect communication at all like honestly just fucking get over yourself you smug prick
#really fucking peeved that most of my favourite hobby communities are filled with the most annoying antisocial college aged STEM dudes#who think they can dictate who gets to be part of their community#actual dog cunts
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#reblogs appreciated really trying to get an accurate gauge!!#shop would likely be exclusively genshin stuff tbh#by genshin stuff i mean oops all dottore rip#but maybe some other genshin and star rail dudes i like tho#along with some original weird art + fanart from stuff i like or become hyperfixated on in the future???#idk mainly just wanted a shop as a hobby/something small that i enjoy#kinda like this sketch#wip ig#it's my gap year i'll draw if i want to
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have you posted about gelato before :o ?
honestly, every mention ive made of Gelato in the past month or so has just been through the tags of some posts ive reblogged on here, it's only been until now that ive gotten around to showing him off!
this is Gelato, a Flamingo/Secretarybird mix that my friend @meetthehelper put together!
for a while, i've been wanting to figure out a bird fursona for myself, and i wanted one that had a similar silhouette to that of Scratch (i.e. Scratch & Grounder), and the bird that seemed to make the most sense to me was a flamingo. it was Helper's idea to mix him with another bird species, and i really like what she ended up with :)!
#ask#catboygirljoker#Gelato#my characters#his name is Gelato specifically because of Mario Sunshine. i wanted a name that translated from a different language#and i was saying this to a friend and they were just like ''name him Gelato'' and so i did :)#i think it fits given Gelato Beach is a pink sand beach. and the surf boards that appear on the beach (ill get into that in a second)#my lore for him atm is very barebones. besides his main hobby being surfing. and him living at friends places... couch surfer... etc. etc.#basically my friends bird's main hobby is skating. like jet set radio. and so i wanted something similar for my dude#the reason i chose surfing was to tie it in with him being a flamingo. his name being based off a beach from mario. and sims 2 on xbox#specifically sims 2 on xbox because of the surfing simulation object that appears on the second location of the story mode.#it's kinda stuck with me. probably because i couldn't ever get past the second location as a kid.#anyway. to continue. in the sketch he's wearing arm warmers. which he wears for emotional support.#primarily due to my hyperfixation with Zarbon and how much i think about arm warmers as a concept.#idk i think about what'd happen if i wore some and i feel like my brain would turn off#and so that kinda escalated into me applying that kind of attachment to Gelato#i imagine his voice being a deepish regal and flamboyant surfer voice. like think Zarbon's voice mixed with Bill (& Ted)'s#ive not heard such a voice combo. but for him im pretending it exists. it's allowed.#truthfully i wasn't sure how interested folks would be about him. probably cause i only talk about him in the tags.#anyway!!! thank you for asking about Gelato!!! ive been wanting to talk about him but havent found the right opportunity
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sooooooo
wasn't expecting that
#hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#meme#can you blame me?#he's adorable#also I'm a sucker for characters who have been broken#he is so broken#someone get that man something that's not a rubber duck#seriously he needs to get out of that room more#my dude#I love you found a hobbie to cope#it is not healthy
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allowed myself the time to spend to write a scene because the fancy took me, ended up destroying my sleep schedule to write it, woke up at 4 pm just to realize it’s not good and i would need to redo it
#at least i kind of know why but this is why i am very wary of this#writing: the hardest thing for most always no reward. as everyone already knew#i’m not exactly re-inventing the wheel with that observation#fanfiction and creative writing in general is the most fruitless hobby because it takes immense skill to do anything halfway decent#and even if you get good then no one will read it and you can forget about monetization unless you are basically a chosen one#so as a hobby it’s literally just for your own personal enjoyment and that’s great but that’s why i have a complicated relationship with it#every fanfiction is like a vanity piece and it’s an act of self-love but basically serving no other purpose#except maybe a minor social one if you share and participate in writing or fandom communities#and i don’t have time for that… every time i try writing it feels glaringly irresponsible to do so#it’s like playing video games. dude i had so much fun but i can easily see my entire life gone in a matter of seconds#if i actually did that on the regular. the amount of enjoyable timesuck is so dangerous#the elbow-high diaries
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Gwumpy.
#wip#wip hell#south park#south park fanart#kyle broflovski#no talk he angy#“but isn't he always angry”#yes#I wanna art but I'm literally working so much#kyle is just fun to draw#I get it dude#I wanna doodle Stan again soon.#when I figure out how to color its over for any other hobby I may have picked up#ignore the other sketch in the corner.#that's just my cringe ❤️#sp growingpains
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That’s it, that’s every Jeeves and Wooster story
#jeeves and wooster#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#book memes#book shit post#shit posting#Jeeves is a agent of chaos#if my British friend told me his butler was gonna help me I’d start sobbing#I mean they have happy endings but at WHAT COST????#we are at the whims of Jeeves#no dude why is like ‘te he SIKE im gonna fix everything’ after ruining a old chaps life???!?#leave it to Jeeves? girl I’d rather leave it to die#Bertie is always just. there like some lamp#I would give any amount of money to get into jeeves head for 3 minutes#this bitch just fucks with people for fun#his hobby is mal practice and scheming#Jeeves ruining a child’s life because his twink wouldn’t let him dress them up like a Barbie doll#fandom posting
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might just quit art at this point
#i've lost it dude it's slipped away from me#and i hate the feeling that i have to be good at or consistently improving at a hobbie#what if i can't improve#what if it gets ''worse''#i can't do it man#don't talk about my skill#wow you're so good at taking walks. you're getting better at seeing shapes in the clouds#MEANINGLESS
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I find it funny that half our iNat IDs are stuff like us going "you can tell from the lack of checkering on the wing fringe that this is actually P. icarus, not P. bellargus" while the other half are us going through unknown observations and going "well that sure is a plant. hopefully someone who knows plants will see it after I add this ID"
#personal#thoughts#🍬 post#inaturalist#there are thousands of unknowns on there and I think most are just from people not knowing how to use the site#because sometimes they'll put ''this is [species]'' or ''is this [species] or [other species]?'' in the notes/description section#but not add an actual ID so it's not searchable and therefore nobody confirms it because it's just in the huge unknown pile#so we've kind of made it a hobby to go through those and at least put them in broad categories so other people see them#but god it must be confusing/frustrating for the people posting them to get an ID that's just ''plant'' or ''fungus'' or whatever#like sorry my dude I know this doesn't look helpful but I'm trying to make sure your stuff actually gets seen by anyone#also going through the unknowns means seeing wildlife photos from around the world which is fun#and then once people ID them we get to find out about a bunch of species from different places
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how are you pushing middle aged, aroace, and still into incest? get help genuinely. imagine how your family would feel if they saw your blog lol
Hi anon! I realise this may be too hard to follow at your intellectual level, but if you enjoy a challenge, I recommend you watch this:
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Also, if this is about the Feyd Rautha meme, I prescribe 1 second hand paperback copy of Dune, to be read in a park near you, so you can touch grass while you read.
#Ah my dude#I'm estranged to all my family and they're all toxic assholes#I wish my tastes in fiction could disappoint or hurt them#I WISH!#But alas!#Anyway what a dm to wake up to#not even sure what triggered it#some people really have no hobbies#I don't usually respond to anons like this#(I don't usually get them)#but this one is too funny#the implication that incest would be fine#if I were a young allo person#like it's something to grow out of#that aroace people have no excuse for being into#anon must be a little child as usual#please get off my blog#it's an adult only space.
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I find it incredibly funny, that I barely make it through the final boss, catching bombs and fists with my ass/face, zero supplies left, zero ammo that I started now fisting them with my bare hands, running around to pass time or idk confuse the machine, then when the game is fucking DONE with me, it decides to just fast-forward the fight and annonce that I miraculously won!
Then there's this cut scene where the boss is defeated and falls on the ground giving some last words about how bad he failed and I'm like BRO!????!! God works in mysterious ways I guess...
#jack krauser in resident evil 4 remake#lmaooo my fucking ass off lol haha#I TREAT LEON SO DIRTY LIKE HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ROCKY TO HIM STILL!!#collecting the bear traps and the bombs like it's a hobby#Ada babe just help me go through this one too#and diablo IV#I'm certain that after certain numbers of resurrections the game just nerfs the boss#it's like: wtf my dude...get up#AND DMC !!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M JUST ROW DOGGING MY SITUATION OUT OF EVERY SINGLE FIGHT#and then get SSS ???? y'all are gaslighting me rn I ain't that good#gamers of tumblr#resident evil#jack krauser#Leon Kennedy#albert wesker#diablo iv#dmc5#dmc#devil may cry
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I really hope Tate’s arrest is one small step towards destroying the super depressing ‘pickup artist’ community that’s been developing over the past five years
#iont blame them tho cause if I was raised to think women are beneath me yet also gatekeeping my self-worth Id be insane too#idk how to say this but the idea you have to 'get' another human being by any means necessary to prove your own value is so depressing#we need to do better for boys cause this aint it#i want to hold their hand like its okay dude lets start a gunpla hobby together#stop focusing on relationships watch mobile suit gundam then model yourself after Char Aznable its the only way
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hi i would like to clarify that i am deeply uninterested in engaging with discourse drama about internet man dream, beyond what i say in this post. please stop sending me anonymous asks about it, thanks
#aka: keep your twitter bullshit away from me#a single quick google search can immediately weaken any strong conclusive claim that he is a groomer or whatever#i am just an observer of a fandom i’m not a part of and my observations have way more to do with the way this rpf seems different#and to be quite fucking honest from what i read when i looked it up#i believe that twitter who already despise this dude went on a hate campaign bc he did cringe flirting#with someone who explicitly identified herself as 18#and was actually 17#while he was 20#i think if these people saw a real instance of grooming or abuse of power that’s not just talking to an internet celeb they’d pass out#i’m saying too much but girl help i have opinions#anyway leave me alone and get a hobby please thanks
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Selling my art as a teenager really killed my passion for it. I don't want to draw anymore because it feels like work.
#worrying about metrics and exposure also ruined my love of it#i cant draw anymore without thinking about posting it to tumblr and then worrying about if people will even see it#trying to optimize my posting time#i have tried.. for 4 years.#nothing has brought my passion or love for drawing back.#if youre a teenager#do NOT try to monotize ur hobbies#it kills them almost every time#you cant live off commission money it is so much work especially for someone with such little experience#you have to manage EVERYTHING#its not just drawing you have to do customer service you have to advertise you have to manage multiple projects#all while trying not to burn out#dude it sucks..#i will never get that passion back.#i will never love drawing as much as i did when i was 16
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