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too many fucking spamton on this wplace board

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tumblr staff and moderation DNI

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half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

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can i get a confirmation on a theory im working on. rice shower is bugs

proofs: >big fucken eyes >antennae >smalllllll >skitters around rice shower is bugs?

Insect Key:

Question 1: Subject has six legs. Go to question 2.

Question 2: Subject has no wings. Go to Wingless Insect Key.

Question 1: Insect has eyes. Go to question 4.

Question 4: Insect has more than 6 segments on its abdomen. Go to question 5.

Question 5: Insect lacks a split tail at abdomen (does not appear to have 2 tails). Go to question 6.

Question 6: Insect has 3 or more "tails" at end of abdomen. Go to question 7.

Question 7: Insect's eyes do NOT meet at the top of its head. Order Thysanura. (partially obsolete order, now recognized as Archaeognatha and Zygentoma)

Conclusion: This is a silverfish, firebrat, or bristletail.

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uma boccher...

ahh i just realised the mushrooms are already uma ear accessories

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mambo

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like im not going to click a newsmax headline to check if its reporting on the transgender menace is more nuanced than the headline suggests. if i especially need to im using an archive link instead

do other people not strictly mentally blocklist news journals that get on their nerves as a means of giving them nothing or is this my solitary righteous conniption

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do other people not strictly mentally blocklist news journals that get on their nerves as a means of giving them nothing or is this my solitary righteous conniption

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i used to trip over so much more often a few years ago now i just stumble i've gotten too good at regaining my balance. i should trip over more so i'm cuter

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sometimes the dandruff sleeps for days without wash and sometimes it jumps around and partys as soon as i get out of the shower

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You don't get to claim you're enlightened because you didn't read an article and made assumptions based on the headline

kek

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shimeji simulation chapter 116 is out by the way

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im gonna be real i find it hard to believe that a journal which has constantly & recently platformed imperialist apologia & misinformation about hate crimes, is uninfluenced by racism in its tourism article headlines; or that the very concept of an article series catering towards firstworlder tourists doesn't inherently have a racialising slant. cant talk about its utility to a class of people that 95% of us will never be a part of and act like there's a possible impartiality in that. I don't distrust this tabloid just because of this one headline, I'm pretty confident in my past experience of reading BBC articles to know that anything worldly coming from them is, more likely than not, akin to sifting through shit to find gold, that they don't really deserve anyone's click-through revenue & analytics data even if that occasional gold exists.

you talk about headline-only reading being a means of spreading misinformation; I'd say the analogue in this situation is a journal that consistently falsifies scientific discoveries in its press release headlines—you wouldn't keep patronising that journal, you'd learn to not trust it, and seek other journals for more accurate information

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

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truth be told a lot of fandom posting about agnes tachyon really undersold how much she is in beginning of a new era. like the movie is much more freak with it than all the memes about it

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oh you know it’s hospital again

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i ❤️ tachycafe!!!!