#german shitposting

[policyoftruth]

Pride flag für alle die sich nicht zwischen Rotkohl und Blaukraut entscheiden können. Ist doch eh alles eig lila <3

[actual-haise]

Bielefeld

[evelynhug0]

Es ist immer schön, eine natürliche Gelegenheit zu nutzen, um etwas über Physik zu lernen!

[superconfusedcoryn]

WAS IST DENN HEUTE LOS ZUM FICK

[r-aindr0p]

Mini-rollo invasion : Pomefiore

Anypov :

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Ignihyde - Diasomnia

[isnt-it-too-dreamy]

you have been visited by the sixteen ghosts of neujahrsansprachen past. 🎆✨️ may you receive a very new year & find your signature fashion style in 2025.

[germanshitposting]

Man muss der Tumblr Werbung ja schon lassen dass sie ihre Zielgruppe kennt

[briegelsfatblunt]

Erkläre meinem Freund Grundgesetzlore

[sixty-silver-wishes]

the unknown from glasgow willy wonka but make it german expressionist

[averagenderedmanta]

In der Parallelwelt heißt es übrigens bess, güter, am gütesten. Das Güsteste. Besse Güterung sogar.

[todayontumblr]

Monday, December 18.

Willkommen.

History was made on this day, twenty years ago. The last installment in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Return of the King, was released in cinemas. It grossed over $1.1 billion worldwide, making it the second highest-grossing film of all time. It won all eleven Oscars for which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first fantasy to do so), at the 76th Academy Awards. The sequel to 2002's The Two Towers, and the completion of the story started by The Fellowship of the Ring, it was a cinematic landmark and a pop culture behemoth. Like its two predecessors, the film was widely acclaimed by critics and loved by audiences across the globe. But they were, all of them, deceived—for another film was made.

In 2004, Dominic Monaghan, the actor alias used by renowned German film critic Hans Jensen, interviewed the trilogy's star, Elijah Wood. In these nine bracing minutes of footage, Mr. Jensen probed his interviewee on the matters of the day: losing time within yourself, kicking balls, dolphins, and the wearing of wigs. It makes for quite remarkable viewing almost two decades later.

[hecho-a-mano]

a german woman who's a scammer call her a fräudlein

[cornchrunchie]

Unironically LOVE how the Nordsee is never there when you’re at the Strand. The Ostsee is such a people pleaser, but the Nordsee? Always gone. Keeping herself busy with the Mond, leaving you with Watt and Watt only. Honestly, love that for her

[doomdoomofdoom]

Warum dürfen Stellenanzeigen eigentlich lügen?

[superconfusedcoryn]

You think showing up to a gunfight with a knife is bad? I showed up with Goethes Hauptwerk to a Faustkampf hinter dem Aldiparkplatz

[unrelatedsideblog]

I randomly remembered about admiral born in Germany who ditched Germany and come to Poland and it's navy. When he got cought by Germans during WWII, they tried to win him over to their side. Józef (I think that was his name...), however, declared that "1 September he forgot how to speak German". He remembered the language, of course, but during his imprisonment he spoke only in French (I think), and would insist on having a translator present if he was spoken to in German. Call it trolling

Basically I think that Sanji should do it with Vinsmokes. Just to be a petty little shit

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Sanji on Sunny: *speaking to himself fluently and cursing flowery in French/whatever language we decide Germa 66 commonly speaks* *Time skip to Germa 66*: Ichiji: Bon retour parmi nous, mon frère. Sanji: *In East Blue common language* The fuck you're sayin'? Ichiji: De quoi parlez-vous ? Parlez-moi dans votre langue maternelle. Sanji: No idea what you're sayin'. I'm afraid I don't remember language anymore, too bad. Ichiji: ...