#german cooking

[offensivelytasteless]

Anon makes crumbless Schnitzel pt. 1

[namorssideburns]

Hi if anyone has any good Bavarian potato salad recipes lmk 🙏 I'm still dreaming about when I had it in Munich I wanna recreate it

[daily-deliciousness]

German pancakes (Dutch baby)

[nando161mando]

Germany Is So Cooked

[toyastales]

Decadent German Chocolate Pecan Pound Cake Delight

[kingdomnerds]

Guess who’s finally catching up on Book 7 🥰 (Book 6 cooked me 😔)

[bucketspammer4life]

super macho headcanons for super macho punchy losers

this man reeks of piss and i think he should get shot in the leg.love him

Very sure he could win a fight against a crocodile. Unironically.

Had his tan come off while he was in a pool once, nobody has ever let him live it down and he sometimes gets nightmares about it.

Used to dream of having his own giant treehouse when he was little.

Once broke a pair of his own sunglasses by sitting down on them accidentally.

Had his social media accounts hacked multiple times. Especially his twitter account.

Has the ugliest crying face. You shouldn’t look at his face when he’s crying unless you have a good poker face or are a fast runner.

Had a phase as a child where he would only eat things that are orange. He himself turned orange at one point.

Teached Soda Popinski some phrases in english and has terrorized everyone with it since, Soda is now walking around saying “so radical!” to things he likes now.

Likes throwing rocks at trees, may or may not have landed a hit on Bear Hugger’s bald head once.

Gets up to some truly dubious stuff with Aran Ryan sometimes. They sent Glass Joe 30 glitter bombs disguised as fan mail once.

Doesn’t drink much water, he mostly has dr pepper, cocktails,wine or just soda. His doctor is concerned and has cursed him out about it once.

Paid a man 30.00 dollars to tattoo his name on his forehead & back.

Doesn’t know how to feel about most of the boxers, on one hand, he busts ass fighting them in the ring,shouting pretty much every insult under the sun but also invites them out to go clubbing or on yachts,extremely unsure.

Orders the most complex drinks at the bar, bartenders hate him,other people at the bar hate him, everyone in a bar hates him. He just sucks./j

[townslore]

get him some guyliner

(pro/ship dni)

[voidcat]

When Narumi figures out the culprit behind the anonymous baked treats showing up in the first division lounge room / operations room every week— he goes out of his way to find a strawberry cake every year, on a certain date, leaving it on your office desk when he’s certain you’re still asleep and haven’t been to your room just yet.

He doesn’t know if you’ve figured him out just yet- not that he’d admit were he to be confronted but it’s still nice to know that there’s someone out there, paying attention to details like you do, and leaving a little something as a show of care.

[vegan-nom-noms]

Vegan Maultaschen With Vegetable Filling (Swabian Pasta Pockets)

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the bau

JJ: "Did you make a doctor's appointment?"

Spencer: "Not yet"

JJ: "Why?"

Emik, squinting at the screen: "I think that says that you need to call on a full moon after sacrificial a goat and pledging your allegiance to Hades before there's even a chance of your call going through?"

JJ: "...Spence, have you considered voodoo?"

[stardustlegacy-cosplay]

"My light keeps shining for you at Christmas" ⭐️

Jim Crocodile Cook: @ wheelerin94 (Insta)

Judai Yuki: me

📸 & 🖌: Facettenauge-D

[daily-deliciousness]

German chocolate cake

[nando161mando]

Holy... Germany is cooked. Dear Germans, be careful who you vote for.

[baura-bear]

Are European especially gay or do my flatmates just have something going on

[incorrectfussballquotes]

David (reading a recipe): Beat three eggs? Joshua: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. David: Ohhhh- Fülle: Both of you get out of this kitchen.