#german Rottweiler

[thepettale]

9 Things you should know about German Rottweiler (2023 June)

[kittyowner]

[Image ID: Article from a newspaper reading: "how many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?" In the middle, there's a black and white picture of a longhaired dog.

The article reads:

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worried about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it back in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a lightbulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs into a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a message?

The bottom of the page reads "28 July 9, 2011"/End ID]

[nightshade-anura]

"All animals are scared of Nico." Not true. Rottweilers love him and are actually really affectionate towards him bc everyone knows all Rottweilers are related to Cerberus

[bmure]

many and various dog breed drawings I have done over the past 2??? Years?? part one

from top:

Norwegian Buhund, Papillon, Schipperke, Rough Collies, Rottweiler, Dalmatian, GSD, Curly Coat Retriever, Afghan Hound, Keeshond

[biohazard-4ever]

RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS AS DOGS (My version)

Leon S. Kennedy - Belgian Malinois

I know everyone likes to envision Leon as this adorkable baby Golden Retriever boy. But Leon has shown his fangs before and he won't hesitate to STAB A BITCH. Protective and an amazing Guardian. A heavy service dog - for military or police purposes.

Belgian Malinois also matches with Leon's Hair coloring!

Chris Redfield - Rottweiler

Definitely, Chris is a chunky (on the muscle side) dog. Strong, even if not agile, it is still an amazing service dog.

Claire Redfield - Red Siberian Husky

It looks intimidating when serious, won't mind baring her fangs at people, but that is not her nature -, it is her defense. A lovely girl with kids, understandable and easy to socialize. A light in the room.

Jill Valentine - German Shepherd

I'm sorry! I didn't want to go that basic route. But like how it went with all the others, I didn't stop to think about it, it just came to my head. And Jill... She is a COP! A COP THROUGH AND THROUGH!

Rebecca Chambers - Border Collie

It is not a secret that Rebecca is the brain in this cast. No better dog to represent this AMAZING Einstein than the smartest dog breed - The Border Collie.

No need for more words! Just.This!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I have to know how baby Wolfie came into your life

Haha wellll basically my mom went on a work trip to another state, and the family chat gets a random picture of her holding a puppy. She said she was fueling her car and there was a woman with bins full of puppies in the back of the woman’s car, and she was begging people to take the puppies because she couldn’t take care of them. My mom couldn’t say no but then was freaking out because she was stuck in another state with a puppy, so I drove over there to pick him up. Drove three hours with him cradled in my arm because he would cry if he was put down.

Anyway, I was not planning on getting a dog anytime soon but God clearly had other plans. I technically told my family I’m still debating keeping him because I work two jobs and have said in the past it wouldn’t be fair to a dog for me to be gone so much (currently I’m just getting him healthy, if I were to give him away I’d find a home for him when he’s dewormed and eight weeks old), but they’re being very supportive so I think we can make this work. I just need to buy a fence now and probably replace my garage door with a normal door RIP my budget

He is adorable, though ❤️

[plusie]

[sodapop--stims]

Synth Boy

for @drkiko17 (retro games, synthwave, cassettes)

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[iftitah]

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[nautical-poe]

Humans and Animals Prompt! LOVE how this one turned out

[postcard-from-the-past]

House in Oberndorf, Rottweil, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

German vintage postcard

[thetraingoat]

Today is Cheeto's birthday!!

[systimming]

Name association board - Butch!

- Mod Primarina + Mod Gundam.

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[beanporium]

[horror-in-my-veins]

Dogs in horror part 5

Madhouse 1981-?- Rottweiler

Man’s Best Friend 1993-Max-Tibetan Mastiff / - -Heidi- Collie

Needful Things 1993-Raider-Rottweiler

Nightlight 2015-Kramer-Siberian Husky

Night of the Wild 2015-Max-English Bulldog / - -Coconut- Shi Tzu

Pet 2016-Lexie-German Shepherd

Pet Sematary 1989-Spot-Australian Cattle Dog

Pet Sematary Two 1992-Zowie- Siberian Husky

Play Dead 1983-Greta-Rottweiler

Poltergeist 1982-E.Buzz- Golden Retriever