#german Rottweiler

[thepettale]

9 Things you should know about German Rottweiler (2023 June)

[kittyowner]

[Image ID: Article from a newspaper reading: "how many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?" In the middle, there's a black and white picture of a longhaired dog.

The article reads:

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worried about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it back in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a lightbulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs into a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a message?

The bottom of the page reads "28 July 9, 2011"/End ID]

[nightshade-anura]

"All animals are scared of Nico." Not true. Rottweilers love him and are actually really affectionate towards him bc everyone knows all Rottweilers are related to Cerberus

[bmure]

many and various dog breed drawings I have done over the past 2??? Years?? part one

from top:

Norwegian Buhund, Papillon, Schipperke, Rough Collies, Rottweiler, Dalmatian, GSD, Curly Coat Retriever, Afghan Hound, Keeshond

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I have to know how baby Wolfie came into your life

Haha wellll basically my mom went on a work trip to another state, and the family chat gets a random picture of her holding a puppy. She said she was fueling her car and there was a woman with bins full of puppies in the back of the woman’s car, and she was begging people to take the puppies because she couldn’t take care of them. My mom couldn’t say no but then was freaking out because she was stuck in another state with a puppy, so I drove over there to pick him up. Drove three hours with him cradled in my arm because he would cry if he was put down.

Anyway, I was not planning on getting a dog anytime soon but God clearly had other plans. I technically told my family I’m still debating keeping him because I work two jobs and have said in the past it wouldn’t be fair to a dog for me to be gone so much (currently I’m just getting him healthy, if I were to give him away I’d find a home for him when he’s dewormed and eight weeks old), but they’re being very supportive so I think we can make this work. I just need to buy a fence now and probably replace my garage door with a normal door RIP my budget

He is adorable, though ❤️

[plusie]

[sodapop--stims]

Synth Boy

for @drkiko17 (retro games, synthwave, cassettes)

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[postcard-from-the-past]

View of Rottweil, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

German vintage postcard

[iftitah]

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[blackwolftinynightdancer]

I drew dog plushies 🐕🐾

[nautical-poe]

Humans and Animals Prompt! LOVE how this one turned out

[horror-in-my-veins]

Dogs in horror part 6

Pumpkinhead 1988- Gypsy- Briard

Quarantine 2008-?- Belgian Malinois

Resident Evil 2002-Cerberus- Doberman

Rogue 2007-Kevin-Border Collie

Rottweiler 2004-Slay Hound- Rottweiler

Salem’s Lot 2004- Doc- White German Shepherd

Shark Night 2011-Sherman-Yellow Labrador

Sinister 2012- Chester- Chihuahua

Stand By Me 1986- Chopper- Golden Retriever

Tailypo 2015- Jasper -Pitbull

[thetraingoat]

Today is Cheeto's birthday!!