#geneva suggestion

[thedeskofaltoclef]

*coughs on you*

*calls in an air strike on you*

[florawriting]

Alright, I may be logging this for my own sake (to keep the memories), but who know, maybe someone gets something out of this.

A pokémon themed DnD oneshot recap

Context: the idea was that there was this new technology that basically allowed trainers to become DnD druids and wildshift into pokémon.

Get my charactersheet for this one-shot.

The character was a Red archetype (as in the character Red from pokemon) with a Charmeleon and Nidorina shift.

Decide my name is Rouge (red in french) and I am the Stoic anxious heroine. Basically, I close down when I am anxious and people assume that I am stoic and dangerous (which explained my enormous intimidation stat).

Me and my team are put into our first battle. Our opponents: all fighting types.

Being the "red archetype" I try to make the smartest decisions and thus chose Nidorina as she has resistance against fighting types.

Battle starts

Some good back and forth hits, nothing mind blowing.

Our Koffing (low on HP) does self-destruct to take down two enemies, forgets that our Warturtle is also in it's area.

Seeing two teammates down, I sweat bullets, accidently intimidating the Machomp in front of me.

He runs off, allowing me to attack him from behind

My other teammate faints.

All of a sudden it is me against two other pokemon. Somehow I win. I am crouwnd MVP by my team.

Team rocket jumps in and steals the trophy, we give chase, ending up in Cinnabar Island (post gen 1).

We find a cave with a lot of team rocket ships, finding disguises, other loot and another entrance.

One person falls in trying to see what is inside.

I shift into Charmeleon and use my tail to light the way. Sadly, because of the dice gods, I fall in too.

The rest join us down the hole and we all fall onto a large Ditto, initiating another fight.

*Insert the "He's already dead meme"*

We find puzzle chamber, the koffing (and Voltorb) player is done and blows up the door.

We find a three way split, leading to a spa, a training room and the directors office. We first decide to heal up at the spa.

At the spa we come to the great conclusion that we should break some Geneva conventions.

Charmeleon, Koffin, Pidgeotto and butterfree work together to blow a mixture between poison gas, fiery smoke and sleeping powder into the team rocket training room and blow up the entrance for good messure. So they won't fight us while we get our trophy back from the director.

Sadly, we overdid it and now the whole base is about to cave in.

Good news, we can try to convince the director to evacuate with us.

No, we did not think about all the poor grunts that are definitly dying in the training room as we speak.

We run (in disguise) into the office of Geovanni, where he is still talking with Jessie, James and Meowth. And try to convince that he should come with us.

Two of our team are discovered as frauds, somehow (with my anxious intimidation factor) I remained believable and was able to join the four on an escape rope with the other that was not found.

The other two went back into the base. The pidgeotto flying trough the hole we came trough, the voltorb joining the other grunts.

Somehow I keep my disguise up in such a manner that I become a devision leader and with pure luck I get the ship going with Geovanni and the trophy in my reach. I sent the butterfree player to "watch the trophy"

The others end up together in pure luck and are able to convince the captain of their ship to sent them to the ship Geovanni resides in. They barely srape by because of my goodwill I build up.

With the three of us reunited in a rather safe place I have a mental breakdown as the others come up with a plan.

In one final daring move we open the safe with the help of the one that was "guarding it" and with my goodwill we are able to go above deck unnoticed.

I go into my Charmeleon form and use smoke screen, before the four of us make a beeline to the rescue boats and sail off into the sunset. Ending back at the tournaments where we are hailed as hero's.

According to the DM we were supposed to have a final epic boss battle with Geovanni which did not happen because we did our whole deception plan. The whole deception and chase part were all improvised by a rather new DM, which was really, REALLY impressive in my opinion.

Maybe I'm going to do something similair in the future, It was really fun.

[reashot]

Jaune: No Ruby, you shouldn't commit warcrimes just because someone hurt me.

Ruby: But it's the only way those bully would learn and it's fun too to boot. ☺

Jaune: Fun?

Ruby: Yeah, I commit warcrimes on a weekly basis. Sometimes I do it multiple times a day when I feel like it. 😌

Jaune: Ruby... Are you joking right now?

Ruby: I would never joke about committing warcrimes. You should see me when I slaughter a whole village. Of course I did not forget about the women and children. And Jaune while we're on the topic I'm technically wanted across the four kingdoms as an A-class war criminal. 😎

Jaune: W-why are you telling me all this?

Ruby: Because Jaune you're my mate. The only one I would submit myself (😉) to. You mean the world to me that's why I want you to know the truth and if someone hurt you they should not be allowed to live. 😇

Jaune: Okay Ruby that's it! No more. Head scritches young lady.

Ruby: *gasp*You monster! 😫

Jaune: No more head scritches, no more head patting, no more chin stroking and definitely no more "Bone" until you stop committing warcrimes.

Ruby: You take away "Boning" too but I can't live without it. 😩

Jaune: Which it's gonna be Ruby, no more warcrimes or no more "bone" ?

Ruby: Okay, you win you sick bastard!!! "Bone" me, "bone" me please Master! 😭

Jaune: Good girl...

(Here's an unrelated gif. Of 2 Dogs nibbling on Bone)

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War And More War

Ruby: This is my mate, Jaune.

Jaune: Hi.

Ruby: And if anyone lays so much as a rough finger on him I will invent a new type of war crime.

Ruby: And then I'm going to get angry.

[raileurta]

Well this post got me thinking about how the humans would react to Raf's death. It also would not be pretty to say the least.

⚠️ Trigger warnings in the tags ⚠️

Both Fowler and June are devastated at the loss. He was just a kid involved in war he shouldn't have been anywhere near. I bet for the longest time they would blame the Autobots for the loss and resent them for it. They would also become extremely overprotective of the other kids. Especially June who was already protective. This whole thing made her lose complete trust in Arcree's ability to protect Jack. (The femme bot doesn't blame her for it) She would try to keep Jack away from the base for any excuse. Logically she knows he is technically safer there but her heart is too scared of being away from her kid. Fowler also can't help but agree with her. He is much more aware and strict about the kids now too. He was even tempted to sorta kidnap them and send them to a secret base in Washington or something. For now he is going to have the kids being monitored 24/7.

Jack is depressed as hell to say the least. He blames himself for not being able to protect Raf. He was the one "meant" to stop their trio from being hurt and he failed. It cycles through his mind constantly on what he could have done to prevent this, how he could have been better, why wasn't he better?

Jack visits Raf's family a lot and tries to help them any way he can. He feels like he has to atone for his failure in some way. Then when that doesn't work to help free himself of the guilt he would resort to "punishing himself." I'm pretty sure you can figure out what that entails..... 🔪

Jack also is much more aggressive about preventing Miko's reckless behavior. He will tackle, and even restrain her to prevent her from potentially getting herself hurt. They have many arguments now and aren't really on speaking terms. He will text her a lot though just to see if she's alive, Miko will always respond no matter what.

Miko at first just went into shock. Her mind went into a complete shutdown. For two days she barely spoke, ate, or just did much of anything; once the shock wore off though she exploded. She ripped off the posters off her walls, broke everything in sight, screamed, cursed out the world, and even smashed her hand through her mirror. Once the adrenaline wore off she clutched her bleeding hand and sobbed. She doesn't know how long she sat there crying but by the time she was done her hand had stopped bleeding and she was covered in dried blood.

Miko stared at her arm the glass embedded in the skin, and felt nothing but seething hatred for Megatron. It wasn't the kind of usual fiery animosity she held towards the man but a freezing loathsome whirlwind that had frozen itself across her entire body. This wasn't some superhero show anymore, where the hero would defeat the villain in a spectacular explosion of power but a cruel war that was going to end with the excruciating death of Megatron.

She planned, rewrote her plans, researched, planned again and did more research. For one of the only times in her life Miko didn't rush into something. Megatron was going to die and there couldn't be any way he would survive or somehow come back from death again. Miko had to make sure it was perfect, Raf deserved it she almost religiously thought. Early into her plans Miko recruited Bumblebee into helping her. The scout hated Megatron just as much as she did. Bee told Miko everything he knew about how Cybertronians could be hurt and the ways to do it. The autobots always feared transformers tech landing in human hands and they had a great reason to do so. Humans had remarkable twisted minds that could think of things that would disturb even some of the most callous of bots.

Miko is no different, especially when she is motivated by pure unfiltered hatred. It took many sleepless nights and three months of preparation but they finally had everything ready. They just had to wait for the right opportunity. By this point bumblebee's anger has calmed down slightly and he was now starting to doubt if they should really do this. The consequences could be disastrous.

You see Miko had realized scraplets or the rust plague couldn't really hurt her so she could easily use them to defeat Megatron. So she has been breeding scraplets, training them, and trying to selectively breed them so they would be able to resist the plague. Miko had the scraplets micro dosed with black energon so they would crave the stuff and be more powerful. Bumblebee would obtain metal for them to eat and he tried to make sure the other autobots weren't catching on. Once they could get on the nemesis Miko would command the scraplets to infect as many bots as possible. They had made around 100,000 of these suped up mega disease scraplets so there's basically no way anyone is escaping uninfected. They were basically sentencing every decepticon to death.

Bee questions whether Raf would want this and Miko just replies,

"It's not about whether he would want this or not but what Megatron deserves and he deserves to die. If I have to kill every decepticon to do it? So be it. I don't care what happens to them, every bot on that ship is a horrible person. "

He reluctantly agrees with the reasoning and continues with the plan.

After the ship would go down a infected wounded Megatron escapes the scraplets his priority would try and cure himself. When he tries to make it he's in for a horrible surprise; while they were preparing the scraplets they had also set out to purposely destroy ingredients essential to the cure (They of course made a lot of vaccines themselves) Any place he might look for the ingredients he would just find a data pad stating,

//Start message

"Hello Megatron, you may not remember me but I do. My name is Miko nakadai, and I was a friend of Raf, the human charge of bumblebee that you mercilessly had killed. He was just an innocent child but you didn't care, why would you? You're the powerful evil overlord of the decepticons, the bot who strikes fear to every Cybertronian who knows of you. Humans are nothing but organic trash that would be crushed under your foot. That's not going to be the case anymore. You're going to care, you're going to see what you have done, and you will regret having ever laying a figure on Raf. You shouldn't have messed with humans and you especially should have not messed with my friend.

If you don't want to die from the rust come to the coordinates X"00'X0.x" alone and we will provide you a cure. Also don't even think about contacting the other Autobots or you can kiss that vaccine goodbye."

//End message

Megatron then would come to meet Miko and Bumblebee. They would talk/integrate Megatron about Raf. Then Miko would pull out the apex armor, activate it and fight Megatron with Bee. If all goes well they kill him (maybe torture him a bit before that) and drop his remains on Raf's grave.

When they do get a hit on the Nemesis location they slightly panic and rush to get things in order. When they are ready the ground bridge opens and as they are about to leave they hear Ratchet say,

"I should stop you shouldn't I?"

The old bot is standing behind them looking at the ground bridge location pinned in on the nemesis. Miko and Bumblebee don't know what to do for a second before Ratchet's words register in their minds.

Should? They think.

Ratchet monologues for a bit about how stupid, dangerous, this is and how he should stop them from doing it. But..... he opens his servo to look down at Raf's broken glasses. He just can't. Ratchet looks at them tears streaming down his face. The same look of pure hatred in his eyes and demands to be there to help kill Megatron. Miko and Bumblebee look at him, they both just simply nod.

Nobody had said a word about it but they all knew no matter what happens Megatron has to die. Even if that means destroying themselves in the process.

They enter the ground bridge together.

Wow that sorta mini fic came out of nowhere. I'll leave it up to your imaginations on what happens next. Thank you @lets-try-some-writing for the inspiration.

Follow me if you want to see the future stuff I write. ✌️ 

[leynaeithnea]

Someone, sometime after Odysseus is back home in Ithaca:

Bro, you've cheated on Penelope :( That's not cool

Odysseus, raising his eyebrows:

....I've lead Agamemnon's daughter to the sacrificial altar, i killed Palamedes, I almost killed Diomedes, I made teen Achilles fight for us as well as his teen son, I left Philoctetes behind and then stole from him, I stole a statue from Athena from INSIDE troy, I convinced the whole army to keep fighting against troy, I beat up a guy who didn't like us, Ajax killed himself because of me, I sacked Troy and Ismarus, I maimed a cyclops, I lied to every person I've ever met at least ONCE, and killed the 108 suitors of my wife, I'm sure I forgot something, and that is your only complaint? *gets flashbacks to hermes telling him not to refuse Circe and the seven years spent at Ogygia's beach crying in Calypsos grasp* ....sure, add it on to the list *tired sigh*

[likearhinestonecowgirl]

wade the kind of guy to IMMEDIATELY whip out his laptop after sex to play dress to impress (it's his aftercare)

do NOT question his choices (he has impeccable taste) he is vulnerable and this is his safe space ✋😪

[supersumc]

Don't forget the war crimes involved with the average trading hall. Biological and chemical warfare just to get permanent price discounts don't look good on Steve's rep sheet for the Geneva Conventions. Throw in an iron farm and he's the Minecraft equivalent of Hitler. (Seriously, Red Cross, you haven't seen anything yet when it comes to war crimes in video games.)

What I need you to understand is that vanilla technical Minecraft is so much more fucked up than modded technical Minecraft. Like sure adding oil and nukes to Minecraft is funny and dark but will never be as messed up as my automatic villager breeder

[clonebrainrot]

[theeminentlyimpractical]

when I say I’m an Aziraphale apologist I mean it in the Catholic sense. I’m making an argument in defense of his war crimes.

[neon-virus]

[tangledredstringsoffate]

Tell me Wolverine and Sabretooth are Canadian without telling me they're Canadian. The Geneva Checklist.

[invinciblerodent]

anyway, I really, really love how, if you romance Davrin, there's that beautiful moment in the final goodbye when he refers back to (at least one of-) the lines that can be said in the main romance scene:

[Davrin: You said you wanted the road less-traveled. Seems like we've got it right here.

Davrin: All I care about is that I'm there with you.]

after a personal storyline that's in large part about him overcoming an aversion of uncertainty, and embracing the potential for change and choosing who one wants to be (like most of the others, but it's arguably even more pronounced in his, as it's reflected through the griffons' story), that's just a really beautiful sentiment.

after spending so long thinking of himself as a weapon, believing one's destiny to be set in stone, even believing himself -and by extension, the griffons- to be "meant" for one immutable thing by their very nature...

it feels very satisfying and touching to know that he's willing to head into an unknown future with nothing truly secure, except for the hand holding his.

[mongo-the-liensis]

Carl on this floor: It isn't a war crime if you're the first one to do it!

[barbwillbrb]

Whaddya mean Cecil is wanted for arson he's never done a single thing wrong in his lil life he's a good boi

You know anon you’re right.

Look into those eyes. He’s so cute we can forgive his war crimes.

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

about the oc ask thingy......an old oc of mine Victor has gotten a bit of a redesign and is now in some sort of queerplatonic-y relationship with another of of mine Kiki!!! they enjoy spending time together by dissecting Victor and testing their mortality ^w^

i made a lil ship chart for em too.........he he

OUGH Victor got such a glow up,.,,, hope Kiki and Victor have fun plauying surgeons!! 🥺🔥 pawsome threatening lady and silly doctor they should commit crimes. as a treat !

[monicozslastbraincell]

maybe because it's 2am and im tired as friCK but how am i supposed to look at ash williams and herbert west normally when they're just so eebly beeby skrunkly guys huh

looking at them is not enough i NEED to throw them against a wall