#gay trees

[enbyhyena]

I love the gay trees <3

Rainbow Eucalyptus trees get their colorful appearance when they shed their bark, starting with bright green patches that gradually transform into orange, maroon, and blue hues

[lizardsmp3]

hope their yuletide was, indeed, gay :]

[jesse-pinko]

Walter White so funny. He saw the most fuckable twink imaginable fall head over ass out a window in front of him and was like ohhhh I need to cook meth with him in a tiny enclosed space wearing nothing but my underwear. I need to growl his name and have him look up at me with blind devotion every day for the rest of my life until I die. For my family ofc bc I am a family man

[ecstarry]

regulus being an absolute menace when drunk, he has never heard of personal space, not with james. there is nothing that will stand between him and his man. like clingy does not cut it, he is fully attempting to climb james every chance he gets but james loves this so much, he's happy to be a tree for reg to climb, his lap's only purpose is to be a seat for reg and he does not need his hands for anything other than touching his boyfriend all the fucking time

[not-rab]

*during a prank*

James: What do you think Sirius will do for a distraction?

Remus: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

*classroom explodes and several students start screaming*

Remus: ... Or he could do that

[raindeathlily]

This scene was so 'loony toons slapstick comedy' that I had to draw it. Shen Yuan fell off a branch onto another branch while "Run away from the gay thoughts" and Luo Binghe fell from the general thought of Shen Yuan kissing.

It's spring for them and gay panic is in the air.

:

Shen Yuan of No Relation Ch 49 - @grubus

They are so pathetic, I luv em <3

[cocopudu]

oh look! two lesbians chilling in the sun! ☀️❤️🌳‼️

[newbuddylove]

[njm63522]

come back to sleep, please (sevika x reader)

(just a quick one before I go to sleep)

warning: my brain was NOT working while I wrote this.

you stir awake , turning over to your wives side of the bed to find it empty, the sheets were still warm beneath you, but they lacked the body that usually resided there.

you wipe your eyes and kick your legs over the bed, your feet hitting the cold ground with each step out of your bedroom

you find your wife in her office, hunched over a desk much too small for her frame, and a single lamp illuminating the paper below it.

you put a hand on her shoulder before leaning down to nestle your face in the crook of her neck. "you should get to bed" you say, your breath hitting her neck and making her shiver a bit.

she wouldn't look at you. she knew if she did, she would fold immediately. "later, I'm busy." she replied, her voice emitting that deep chest-y tone she had whenever she was tired.

you sighed and threw a leg over hers, sitting in her lap and putting both hands on her cheeks "then i suppose we'll both stay awake" you gave her a tired smile, the type that makes her heart melt. Though shed never admit that out loud.

it didn't take long before you fell asleep against her, snoring softly with your head on her shoulder and your arms wrapped tightly around her frame.

she sighs, suddenly deeming that she can finish her work tomorrow.

she stands up, carrying you to your shared bedroom and placing you on the bed before laying down with you.

she stared at you, there weren't many times that she could just... admire your features, sometimes she wished she could stay like this forever, with you and only you.

she tried to keep herself awake, but even if she wasn't ready for the day, it cant always be night

eventually, she did fall asleep

she fell asleep knowing that no matter what happens the next day

you'll be right there with her.

and she'll be with you

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ya'll appreciate the Kanye quote? ( i don't actually listen to him tbh, its just a good quote LMAO)

requests open!

[barkrk]

I love disappearing into the woods alone as much as any other man, but something about the idea of camping with another guy gets to me.

I’ll show you my favorite hiking trails. Yeah, this one’s a little steep. It gets pretty hot out here. We can go shirtless. There’s a lake up here, let me show you. Yeah, take the rest of your clothes off, I’ll rinse them out. We can go for a swim while they dry. Don’t worry, it’s just us out here.

This seems like a good spot. We can get the tent set up before sundown. Yeah, it’s not very big, but we’ll fit. I’m exhausted. We can make a little fire to heat up the food, have a few beers, and then hit the hay.

You forgot your sleeping bag? C’mon, squeeze in here with me. I don’t care if we don’t quite fit, we’ll keep each other warm. Get closer, I don’t want you getting cold. It’s alright if you get hard, I can help you out. Nobody will hear us out here.

[jvnart]

Happy birthday captain yamato taicho tenzo tenzou tenzō kinoe naruto shippuden I tried to learn how to draw you today 🎉🌲🐱

[not-rab]

us in another universe 🦌🐕‍🦺

[artuurle]

Okay chat you earned gay little monkeys art for dealing with my horrors.

[siriusblackdevotee]

dawg what if the Sirius jokes were inherited

Someone: oh my god, are you serious?

Walburga: no, that's my great uncle

Someone: you can't be serious

Orion: I'm not, my grandfather is though

Someone: please be serious

Alphard: I can't, I'm Alphard.

And then once our Sirius or Regulus actually makes the Serious joke for the first time (learned from them), Walburga and Orion immediately come to the realization that they were actually insufferable little shits.

and that they shouldn't have named him Sirius.

[roachingurcoach]

okay I don't really know how to frame this. but like. funniest way to confirm Dean is Ben's dad is

20 year-old Ben takes a genetics test for fun or whatever, and the results he gets back are just batshit insane. it's like. oh hey. my biological father is a known serial killer who's still on the FBI's most wanted list and has been found or thought dead multiple times. and my uncle. and my grandfather. and my grandmother. and my--

[ecstarry]

regulus trying his best to follow along as james explains what his family does on three kings day but regulus just absolutely losing it when james gets to the part of finding mini baby jesus figurines inside the cake but it’s all good and sweet because they go downstairs and there’s a pair of shoes next to james’ under the tree and it has presents and reg just melts into james