#gave me said friends number

[ya-zz]

When you visit the bubble tea shop that often you get hit with the “can I ask you a weird question?”

[lafragolina]

just kill me

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[decisions-at-3am]

We met waiting for the train. And when it went astray, You asked if I'd seen it pass. I said I thought it was delayed.

Apparently that's all it took, To strike up a conversation. The world seems less lonely. What luck, I was at the station.

[kuromi-hoemie]

age regression is wild

[starbuck]

dude, i met another trans guy on the bird walk today and we were chatting and lowkey flirting and it was so much fun and i wanted to give him my number, but i gave him my WORK EMAIL email instead. 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

[coquelicoq]

after spending the last week very stressed out and losing sleep over how much i regretted giving my number to a stranger, and after talking to several friends who all gave me the same very wise advice ("decide first what YOU want out of this and make decisions based on that" sounds obvious now but honestly blew my mind), i saw food truck man again today and he asked me if i have a boyfriend, told me he's all alone, hugged me twice, and tried to kiss me. i texted him after to be like just to be clear, i don't want a boyfriend, but i hope you find somebody! and he texted me back: i don't need a girlfriend. i'm married.

[hua-fei-hua]

at church reading the hymn lyrics like "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and "hey i learned that word from translating song lyrics so that i could write genshin fic!" and "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and finally "omg i learned that word from the king's avatar"

[blujayonthewing]

well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

[darktetras]

Met people at the park today who I thought were cool af at first but I got humbled so bad after they left bc they were being shady as hell and I didn't pick up on it at all but my mom did

[aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa]

Another day foaming at the mouth thinking about richard siken's Wishbone poem

[imitation-steamroller]

So assuming that Percy is the only engine in The Fat Controller's fleet to be named by the man himself (You could probably make an argument that Thomas and maybe Edward were too, but Percy's the only one that we canonically know for sure), do you ever wonder if he got puffed up about how he was probably the favorite because of it?

Like, I can so clearly see the engines talking about where they got their names - either because Gordon was talking about his family or someone asked BoCo where he got his name from - and Percy's just like "The Fat Controller named me! Didn't he name you all, too?"

And upon finding out that that's something unique to him, he'd parade around the yard like he owns the place, only to get into trouble and eat shit not long after.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

*Vent post* you can read the tags if you want

[kittyhazelnut]

outdoor cats are terrifying because how do I know if this skittish little cat in my bushes that I've never seen before has escaped his house or if he's new to the neighborhood and he's allowed to roam around 😭

[adhderall]

if I turn off reblogs I always make sure to turn off the option that lets others blaze it (lol) too because although it's EXTREMELY UNLIKELY (this is a very irrational thought) part of me is paranoid that if I don't, some petty ass fucker is gonna pay real money to broadcast my dumb posts just to spite me.

[terrainofheartfelt]

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5??? well I guess I must give you 5 songs!!!!!

You're just a copycat, but no one's buying that / Up on the discount rack, right at the back of TJ Maxx -- "Honey" by Kesha

I could cut a thousand roses / Show you that I'm all torn up inside -- "Go Find Yourself or Whatever" by Carly Rae Jepsen

You're a winter bitch but summer's in your blood / You can't help but become the sun -- "True Blue" by boygenius

Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? / Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life? -- "High Infidelity" by tswift

I miss it high / How it dulled the error and the beauty / And now I see everything in startling intensity -- "Faith Healer" by Julien Baker

put a "∞" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.