#garashir is real

[deepestturtlepielover]

Not right now sweetie! Mommy is being manic on tumblr posting garashir fanfic ideas !

[deepestturtlepielover]

But I’m also intrigued please go on

Reminder that Garak's outfit in Our Man Bashir was based on Pussy Galore.

[vaguely-concerned]

can't believe garak went from 'hope you have fun following my little breadcrumb trail of maybe-truths doctor it builds character ;)' at the beginning of the show to '*sigh* fuck it here's the whole loaf. the entire fucked up bakery of my soul. if you somehow still wanna have sex with me after this you know where I am, yours in infinite longing etc.' in a stitch in time. has anyone ever been so pathetically horrifically enduringly down bad as garak is for julian (laudatory)

[urghblergh]

Tailoring clothes is an intimate business. ✨

[dftea]

OK, hear me out:

In The Wire, Julian has to use his emergency medical override to gain access to Garak's quarters.

But! In Improbable Cause, when Garak is giving Julian directions to find the secret compartment (in which resides the isolinear rod for consumption), he says "If you go into my quarters[...]".

Which! Implies that some time between Season 2 and Season 3, Garak has given Julian free access to his quarters.

In this essay I will

[deepestturtlepielover]

SOMEONE WRITE THIS OR I FUCKING WILL

UPDATE IM WRITING IT

Garak doing little lizard push-ups on the Promenade to attract Bashir.

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[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

underrated garashir scene is when Garak makes THIS gesture right in Julian's face

[deepestturtlepielover]

((It’s that time of the month and I’m giving Julian a specific embarrassing moment that I think has happened to everyone))

((I’ll leave notes to explain my thoughts and writing))

Julian returns from a stressful mission while waiting for his ship to dock finally. He rushes off excitedly for his lunch with garak, they plan to discuss a new book garak recommended while he was away for the mission. Garak notices a smell of blood he thinks Julian is injured and is too stubborn to admit injury ((on Cardassia it’s typically signing a death warrant to admit your injured or showing any weakness because someone can exploit it)) , so he tries to pry it out of Julian by using the book ((sometimes you can say something without saying it or using an example)) They eat for an hour arguing over the books both detailing their interpretation and why the other is right. Garak suggests they get up and walk around to catch up with each other when really he’s going to walk the stubborn doctor into the infirmary. But Julian goes to get up first and notices a red mark on the chair and promptly sits back down refusing to move out of complete and utter embarrassment at forgetting to mark the calendar. He frantically attempts to let garak know while berating himself inside his head “I can’t move” then Julian grabs garak’s and his napkin off the table before putting it on his lap and sitting on the other one. But Garak misinterprets this as god dammit of course he can’t his injuries are too bad and just out right asks. Julian tries and fails miserably to explain why he’s bleeding because for fucks sake mate they are literally at the Replimat and there’s a bunch of people already staring at the commotion. He gets up and sorta plays it off like “haha I split food” before scrubbing the chair off with the napkins and garak is like what is happening and stop that before you injure yourself further. Then Julian removes his top half of the jumpsuit and sorta ties it around his waist before grabbing garaks hand and rushing out of there straight to the infirmary while garak protests and tries to slow down to talk about “hey maybe don’t go there you can come to my quarters I’ll patch you up” ((oh my god they were roommates! Palm to palm *wink wonk*)) Julian stubbornly says “no we’re going to the infirmary and then we’re going to talk I have something to tell you”

But Garak has other ideas and pulls julian to a stop and practically half carries half drags julian to his quarters instead away from prying eyes and away from the infirmary because who knows who’s listening or watching. Julian promptly has a conniption about how dare Garak just decide for him where he gets to go and “oh my god now everyone is talking about it! someone kill me please kill me” then dramatically locks himself in the bathroom ((I’ve done this the bathroom is my fortress YOU SHALL NOT PASSS)) Garak being completely unnerved by this behavior goes to try to open the door only to be met with a crying Doctor Bashir on the bathroom floor curled up into the furthest corner like the walls at any minute could swallow him. Julian is just in pieces at this point he can’t stop crying god why can’t he stop this is not how he wanted to spend his time back with Garak, they were only supposed to get lunch then maybe talk but not this. He doesn’t need to know about this part of his life how much he hates it and how much it makes him want to tear into himself for everyday he bleeds is another day of misery.

End for now I’ll post later but I have to go eat I forgot to eat (✽´ཫ`✽)

[deepestturtlepielover]

Beautiful love it 10/10

Always imagining bashir and garak's politically tense trophy-husband-4-trophy-husband wedding to end all weddings bc knowing Richard Bashit he probably invited himself in expecting his son to get married to some human woman but NO hes slow dancing to Vic Fontaine's rendition of The Spy Who Loved Me with this elderly reptile bloke (probably wearing an outfit involving white fur and gold lamé (this is my vision ok shut up)) and when julian passive-agressively introduces them Garak is grinning and staring straight at him without blinking as he offers his hand and is all like Charmed, I'm Sure 🙂 and its enough to make anyone shit themselves. During their speeches Sisko and Miles are desperatly trying to find anecdotes about the happy couple that don't involve their war crimes or medical malpractice. Mila is watching everything from afar like the queen at a football match. Kirayoshi is crying incessantly throughout. A merry time is had by few.

[vaguely-concerned]

bashir got so lucky in falling in impassioned surprise-simpatico homoerotic what-are-we-ness with a dude whose species considers mutual monologuing for hours at a time a love language. 'not only do I not want you to shut up; I in fact wish to join you in never shutting the fuck up. please tell me more of your thoughts on this subject so I can explain to you at length why you're wrong <3'

[aspiringnexu]

Do you think Julian introduces Garak to a few classical Earth musicals and Garak is taken aback at how similar Human and Cardassian high schools are?

Like, the betrayals? The in-fighting? The manipulation? The psychological torture? The public shaming? The Obsidian Order could have used a few of these teenage Human girls when conducting interrogations.

No wonder the Captain's son is so fearful of trying to date Human women, the choosing of mates is clearly a lethal activity.

[jim-t-kirk]

I like to hc that while Garak and Julian did spend the whole 7 years of the show quietly pining for eachother while discussing book after book for lunch, they've also been friends with benefits since Season 1 Episode 3 because just imagine Julian staring at Garak sleeping beside him like "yeah, he probably doesn't feel the same way I do" like they haven't been doing this for the past 5 fucking years

[deepestturtlepielover]

There needs to be more fanfics about the forehead business like I need Julian to stupidly press on it and garak to short circuit

why does that man have a pussy on his forehead

You know why.

[fauvester]

dr bashir and his brood of postwar hatchlings…

[codenameregnar]

The Wire // In Circles

[catboyelimgarak]

Im gnawing at my cage bc I just saw Julian’s face in that FUCKEN SCENE as Garak just CORKS the bottle. YO it’s just 😳