#gale why do you do this to me
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How easily things slip away from us, no matter how hard they were in the obtaining.
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Asena is perfectly comfortable with nonsexual nudity (you kind of have to be as a werewolf, the clothes don’t come with), but seeing a chance to make Gale blush activates her prey drive.
#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3 comic#bg3 tav#gale x tav#oc: asena#saw Gale at the renn faire today which was funny cause for some reason I was really suspecting I might#no other Baldur’s Gate cosplays just Gale#changing Asena to a monk really helped me with reasoning out her magic werewolf tattoos#don’t @ me if I’ve missed some glaring Forgotten Realms lore for why this would be stupid I tried to do my research#Asena claims her tattoos absorb and store moonlight to trigger shifting whenever#and that’s why occasionally she’d run around naked at night#but she might just do that for fun anyways#especially since she can’t actually use them during the timeframe of the game#I had a thought that some of the line work is actually incredibly tiny script#Gale gets distracted trying to decipher it (it’s in sylvan)#Asena props herself up on her elbows and is like ‘excuse me you are not down there to read my thighs’
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Brain was working overtime trying to solve this one ahead of time so I could make good choices
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#for those of you who finished act 2: you know exactly how all of this went#I do not blame a single person for tldr-ing this one#my friend told me I should make it after dumping all these thoughts in our chat and who am I to deny her Unhinged Croissant#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act II spoilers#croissant adventures#tav#gale#shadowheart#astarion#FOLKS WHY ARE WE IN DECEMBER#I'M QUEUING THIS UP ON OCTOBER 14TH THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND#gauntlet of shar
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larian studios really just created a group of 8 (give or take a few) people SO FUCKING IN LOVE/INFATUATED WITH EACH OTHER and then made it fucking IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY LET THEM ALL BE TOGETHER
#the whole crew are literally just so into each other#and there's nothing i can do about it#larian studios why must you torture me so??#larian studios#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#karlach#wyll ravengard#shadowheart#lae'zel#halsin#minthara#tav#durge#i saw someone call them the 'tadpolycule' once and im obsessed#tadpolycule
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when people stop using the excuse of “olive [skin] is a spectrum!” when referring to any character that hails from the seam, i can die peacefully.
for reference: the seam — dark hair (straight, with the exception of haymitch and his curly hair,) olive skin, gray eyes. (e.g, katniss, gale and the hawthornes, haymitch.)
merchants — blonde hair (curly,) pale skin, blue eyes. (peeta, delly cartwright, mrs. everdeen and primrose.)
yes, in the case of the seamfolk, it is definitely possible that they are simply tan white people. however, in the racial context of appalachia, there is a population of native americans (who often have olive skin and straight dark hair,) along with the melungeon population (which includes people of color.)
suzanne collins would've made the distinction, as she did for the merchants if they were white. this theory is unlikely though, considering that systematic oppression plays a role within their race. (the seam are worse off; they're the poorest part of the district with people casually dying of starvation in the streets, they're also workers in the mines and more likely to have lung problems/die from mine collapses if not explosions. they also run a black market for sake of trades and food. the merchants run shops and are better off than the seam.)
i'm not saying at all that white people can't be olive skinned, i do very much agree with that and it's something i acknowledge. but again, appalachia, where twelve is located, has a population of people of color in which fit the description (which could likely be native americans.) there's a stark difference in both sides of twelve's population and their races, and if suzanne had made the seamers with the intention of them being white in mind, katniss simply could've said it was a white-predominant population with the notion of seamfolk being darker.
with all of this in mind, no matter how you flip it, the seam-originating characters in the movies are whitewashed. and that takes away from the history of these people and takes from their oppression and representation of history in a book that already deals with racial issues and such things.
#everytime i have to justify this i feel my legs and arms get cut off#like please do research please think critically#fancasting the seam as white or white presenting is weird!#that includes haymitch! because i see how people forget that he's seam. and that's weird!#put aside your whatever and whatever and realize that the seam could very much be poc#and that arguing so hard against it instead of hearing it out makes you look funky!#the hunger games#thg#catching fire#mockingjay#the hunger games trilogy#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#gale hawthorne#the seam#district 12#being defensive over this makes you look weird imo#was talking to someone on amino Nd they were like “oh well suzanne collins doesn't mention haymitch being olive skinned”#INFERENCE. use your inference skills!! and notice how suzanne describes most people after she's stated certain races#she's vague because its a specific description!#the seamfolk are olive skinned and not said to be anything else so why combat me on that
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Why does he approve of drinking corpsewater fr LMAO
#bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#bg3 tav#laezel sort of#aiden brighthollow#NO REALLY I CAN UNDERSTAND LAEZEL BEIN A TROLL AND APPROVING BUT GALE????#BUDDY WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DRINK FROM THE WELL AFTER THE ILLUSION IS BROKEN#i love him LMAO
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"The Wyll haters are inescapable," an essay by me, ft this side conversation in Devora Wilde's bg3 stream:
What if you shut your mouth. What if.
#I'm sorry I really don't like to complain in fandom spaces. But my Wyll fans. Please come commersiate with me I was fuming.#And for context! This is dev talking about how cool it was to meet Wyll! Why are you idiots coming in from that moment with this????#“Said no one ever” what if you were a fucking moron. Huh?#Also if you pretend like mizora is at all cool or sexy or awesome but hate Wyll? Fuck you.#You're actually allowed to like mizora. That's perfectly fine. If you /only like mizora???#Please think about your bias for just like one moment.#I swear.#Not saying anything revolutionary but like. If you don't like a character. I do think you just need to shut up.#Don't like Wyll? Keep it to yourself? Gale? Keep it to yourself. Lae'zel? Fucking Astarion? Please just be quiet.#wyll ravengard#wyll bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#fandom
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one of the funnier things that's happened to me while playing Baldur's Gate was that in Act 2 I still hadn't romanced anyone because I slept through the tiefling party, but I still wanted to romance a companion. And when I took a long rest I was disappointed to see that no one had anything to say to me, so I went to go talk to Withers. And upon starting the conversation the first thing he says to me is basically "why are you single".
Which, okay, damn old man. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed but also it's not like it was on PURPOSE. I wanted to romance Gale because he's charming, but no dice despite having 100 approval. I was not having much luck.
So after finishing up the conversation and having no one else I needed to speak to, I decide to go and take a long rest and finish up the day. Bam. Immediately upon long resting I get Wyll's romance cutscene where he asks us to dance.
Funniest chain of coincidences in this game so far. I like to imagine that Wyll overheard the conversation and, having been pining quietly, decided to shoot his shot. And it worked.
#baldurs gate 3#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#baldur's gate 3#bg3#its especially funny to me because i wasn't even using Wyll that much in my party#i didn't know how to utilize him properly and i preferred Gale because he could learn more spells#and thus had a wider range of abilities#and wyll didn't#i agreed to help save his father and listened to him and that's pr much it#im not complaining tho. wyll is utterly charming much like gale is#i just wasn't expecting it.#durge x wyll#wyll romance#withers: heyo why are you single#anakin: my companions dont seem to like me that much idk#wyll overhearing: i do! i like you!#wyll and durge is an underrated dynamic#folk hero and someone he likely would have been sent to kill#which you could argue is the same dynamic for karlach/wyll#but karlach has always been good. the durge was not#hero x monster dynamic
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i will say is seeing people unironically go 'gale's arc is about how bad he is at communicating' is just the funniest fucking thing i have read in my entire life and i haven't laughed that much at something since the early access conspiracy theories
#tbd#fandom wank#if this is the best that m*stra apologists can do lmaooooo#bestie your arc seems to be about your failing reading comprehension#anyway you are all wrong#gale's arc in bg3 is actually to find tara the best snacks#and using the crown of karsus is the good ending akshually as you see#by becoming the new magic god he can get tara the best treats. even better than pigeons and beholder jerky.#spellplague idgaf#see I can also say nonsense#sorry it's just so fucking funny to me i have to talk about it#ok but let's not fuck around#he's a male victim of a female abuser in a 'romantic' relationship where she had all the power#and at the end of the day that is the only reason there is any discourse about whether he is a victim of her at all#i'm tired of fucking around okay? we all know that's why.#anyway i respect every mxstra hater i truly do
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astarion stans who refuse to try befriending or even romancing anyone else are the most annoying mfs. "I only romance astarion I just can't relate to the other stories" really? you can't relate to gales deep self loathing? his deep love and loyalty for those he cares about? you can't relate to wylls kind heart and desire to always do good, even if it means he's miserable? can't relate to shadowheart blindly following a god, only to learn the truth and reinvent herself? you can't relate to lae'zel or karlach who were lied to and used as weapons their whole lives, but continue to push on even when they're scared? you can't relate to the overarching theme of authority vs autonomy???
it's not difficult, it's just people refusing to appreciate and explore the game to its fullest bc their manipulative sexy vampire is all they need(something astarion actually loathes being seen as btw). but ok, you can be boring and do whatever you want, but don't lie and say the other stories are bad, because they're not. it's simply a lack of media literacy and critical thinking. because to you, if a character doesn't tell you point blank that they're aware of their situation, it's bad writing. missing the entire point that victims don't always realize the situation they're in. keep in mind astarion and karlach are the only ones who got away from their abusers, which is why they tell you clearly and confidently about what happened to them, fully aware that it was abuse. whereas the others give only their tunnel visioned perspective and speak highly of their deity(not caring about themselves, wish to appease them for something in return).
don't get me wrong (seriously, if I see one person misunderstand me I'm going to lose it) astarion is a good character, but people who only like him need to stop acting like he's the only complex and well written one. stop crying when people with brains call you out for being weird about his ascended ending. the game isn't about him. at least try and show some respect to those who worked hard on the game. make an oc and try new things, i promise the fictional vampire won't care if you don't romance him one run. have a drink with shadowheart, dance with wyll, go to a restaurant w karlach, maybe then you'll calm down.
#this isn't astarion slander this is a critical post against his annoying ass fans#if this post offends you then youre exactly who im talking about. use your brains. i want people to appreciate larians hard work#idk man i just dont understand people who play heavily choice based games and don't try different things#again dear god do not get me wrong. play how you want. its the people that literally lie about characters that irritate me#'gales full of himself/lae'zel is mean/wyll is boring' tell me your brain is full of holes w/o telling me#also. shocking. but youre allowed to dislike or be neutral on characters but at least try to see their story and give a Valid reason why#no 'gale was toxic to mystra' doesn't count bc thats a blatant lie. and him forcefully triggering romance stuff is a bug. try again#the thing is too i just know this chaos is caused by dragon age stans that migrated to baldur's gate bc the next game is gonna fucking tank#cant keep their stupidity in the da fanbase it seems#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3 spoilers#six speaks#also im not saying every stories writing is perfect bc not even astarions is perfect. i have criticism for all of them#but at their core they succeed in delivering the themes mentioned above
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i know there are already posts about it but it's so cute how most of the companions are kind of apathetic about each other in act 1 but when elminster shows up and gives gale his ultimatum everyone is like. hold the FUCK up. his goddess sounds like shit and gale can do better. shadowheart and lae'zel have their first agreement over it and it's "wow i can't imagine what it must be like to serve a goddess who sucks so bad :/ he should leave her before he wastes himself trying to earn her favor" CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELVES. mystra's real magic was getting this crew of merry assholes (and wyll and karlach) to unite as a Save Gale Dekarios committee
#aster plays baldurgame#imagine being such a bastard of a deity that ASTARION ANCUNIN is like 'seems like a waste of life to me :/'#companions will look at gale dekarios and go 'this wet paper towel of a man is the exception to my most deeply held life philsophy'#except for wyll who is like 'this is literally why i'm an atheist'#i can't call him gale of waterdeep anymore he reintroduced himself to jat in the epilogue and it Changed Me fundamentally#i am also not immune to Wet Paper Towel Man#anyway i'm not still hung up on jatgale and how perfect they were together why do you ask. i'm 100% on this run. not nostalgic at all
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ok prediction time
(it’s my first time playing bg3, i know nothing about the plot; DO NOT SPOIL ANYTHING FOR ME. currently im at moonrise towers and the extent of gale’s plot is that he’s been stabilised by elminster and has also just made the shadow lantern. shoutout to astarion for being the only one not to tell me that was a bad idea, that’s when you know you’re making good life choices)
so what i’m getting from this is that the big moral choice in gale’s story is gonna be to get forgiveness and acceptance from mystra (presumably before/without using the orb) vs embracing his own ambitions and, having a vague idea of the intensity of some of the endings, possibly going way off the deep end with that
while i don’t know the full story for other companions, im feeling like gale was probably the best choice for me in terms of playing an origin because im an extreme completionist and im going to get sage inspiration points all over the place, but im also going to push *everything*. i want to follow every potentiality to its end, make dodgy deals, play all sides, etc.
and surface-level that sounds good for playing as astarion (definitely getting a lot of charlatan inspiration), but what it really means is that i get a lot of approval from astarion and also i feel like it’s gonna affect the way gale’s story ends a lot more. gonna try not to go too far off the deep end but it’s gonna be pretty tempting lmao. i’ll just keep downing these tadpoles and ‘trusting’ my hot dream guy. nothing can possibly go wrong!
#i do save before major decisions in case i regret it and i don’t feel bad about doing that#‘live with your choices’ why? ‘it’s cheating’ i could only be cheating myself and i feel perfectly happy playing this way lmao#i don’t feel bad reloading to retry failed rolls it means nothing to me#personal#bg3#ash plays bg3#gale#it’s exciting finally hitting a big story section where loads of companion quests are advancing#it’s also really cool how all the separate stories are still directly integral to the plot#which sounds like something that should be a given but like. the rpg i’ve played the most in recent months is dai#which has like. a dozen hours at a time that have nothing to do with the main story#bg3 constantly feels like it’s moving forward and each companion’s story is gonna make a difference in the end#i could just be getting my hopes up. like you don’t have to recruit any of them so they can’t be *essential*#but the themes certainly are. especially lae’zel and shadowheart#when do i get to fuck halsin tho? i know about that whole scenario lmao. guess what choice im gonna make there i dare you#(don’t actually tell me when that’s gonna happen!!!!!!!!!! no spoilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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i don’t understand why people hate gale.
“he’s annoying” or “he talks too much” or “he’s too clingy and got offended when i was in a relationship” (which was a BUG, it takes two seconds to do some research before jumping to conclusions) are the most stupid reasons to actually hate a character.
he’s the one that has the warmest personality when you first meet him as well, so i just don’t get it?? i’m not saying you’re not allowed to dislike him, and this doesn’t apply to everyone, but SOMETIMES it feels like people just hop on a “hate bandwagon” because i see so many comments (especially on tiktok… where most of the people only started playing because it’s “trendy” now) about him that are the exact same as each other and it’s like people have lost the ability to think for themselves and form their own opinions after actually playing the game properly and learning about the characters.
so many people even go on about how it’s a turn off that he “doesn’t shut up about his ex”… like maybe actually continue playing the story to understand why it’s a significant conversation to have and why it’s a huge part of his character arc, and stop being weirdly bitter/jealous/annoyed when the man is also a VICTIM that has been manipulated and abused in a relationship with a massive power imbalance.
#gale#gale dekarios#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#the amount of people that have the audacity to pick up an extremely intense fantasy roleplaying game with ->#extremely deep and complex well-written characters but then don’t even bother TRYING to get to know them and ->#instead just reduce them to things they’re not is SO unbelievably frustrating#like if you’re going to be lazy why pick up the game#if you lack basic media literacy and don’t understand a single thing about character analysis why are you even bothering ->#to talk about the characters#sorry if that’s harsh but it’s exhausting#and fyi i’m specifically talking about toxic people who constantly hate on characters without understanding them#people are obviously allowed to dislike characters but when you’re spreading things that aren’t even true it’s wild#like how can you talk when you DO NOT UNDERSTAND#don’t even get me started on the literal BUG#people are out here saying gale is an obsessed creep that won’t leave you alone and it wasn’t even supposed to happen#and it’s not even just people who hate characters it’s also ones who are weirdly obsessed but still lack reading comprehension#cough those astarion fans that sexualise him and treat him like an object#do you even know how much his character would despise hearing you talk about him that way#like come on now#my posts
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Starting my Honor Mode attempt as the Astarion origin! We'll see who ends up with more complexes after this, him or me.
#you seem like a trustworthy person why yes i'd love to eat any worms you give me thank you#astarion#tavish gale#i'm also going to try to recruit minthara this run#we'll see how it goes#they say not to try anything new in honor mode so i gotta do SOME#baldur's gate 3#quark plays bg3#astarion origin
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I think the fact that 100% of the "toxicity" from gale and mystra's relationship prior to what we see in the game is completely fabricated by fanon should say a lot about the misogyny gale stans so easily fall into. But y'all aren't ready for that convo obviously
#Makes me so mad#Gale stans deciding they have to hate mystra is like a rite of passage for them lmao#They completely just. Decided she groomed him. Based off of absolutely no canon evidence of that#And despite gale saying he didn't even meet her til he was an adult#They also assume her saying no was controlling. I'm sorry. What the fuck.#Like y'all will literally hate any woman who you perceive as a threat to your male fave it pisses me tf off#Gale even admits to ignoring her boundaries and doing what she said no to anyway#And THAT'S why he had the orb. Not bc of mystra. But bc HE did smthn wrong in his hubris#The only time mystra becomes toxic is in the game#when she 1. Refuses to cure his orb unless he gives her the crown and 2. Asks him to kill himself to destroy the Absolute#Like if you wanna critique mystra's character go for the actual canon reasons why she becomes flawed#Don't make shit up just to hate her so you feel better about liking a mid character who barely develops by the teeth of his skin.#Not tagging shit but. Fuck I hope someone sees this I'm so mad
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My favourite teacher is team Gale. Anytime i remember this fact i want to crawl into a hole and perish. ☹️
#LIKE WHY.#MISS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME#but she’s chill af so she’s an exception in my book#thg#thg gale#thg katniss#the hunger games
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