#funny imagine

[deadghosy]

slytherin boys reacting to reader doing that hand thing where they are like "hold on" and its like very very sassy

𝐒𝐋𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐘!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒

Tom Riddle

Slaps your hand out of his face and leaves.

You felt bad but continued talking to the person. But after you ended your conversation, Tom appeared with his neutral look

“Hey Tom I’m so—” immediately he puts his hand up to you and narrows his eyes.

“How does it feel.” He says with a low voice. He secretly looked like an angry puppy. You didn’t want to lower his ego so you just nodded.

Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo…is a special kind of Slytherin to either be high fives the hand or interlocks it with his own.

He probably interlocks it to flustered you and it works as you feel the cold sliver ring against your own finger

You shivered making him laugh at you.

And now he always teases you with his cold rings against your neck if you’re ever sassy to him again

Draco Malfoy

Scoffs in shock at what you did to him

He literally gives you the silent treatment to be petty. But he can’t help but want to give you an earful about what you did in public to him.

He literally points it you like a sassy aunt himself and starts to rant on how disrespectful you are to him.

Now you can’t help but wish you never put your hand up to him ever again

Blaise Zabini

High fives the hand you held up

He doesn’t care because he knows he’s more important than the person you’re talking to.

So when you laugh and start to talk to him.

He knew won your attention easily.

Theodore Nott

Interlocks his hand just like mattheo.

You both found it funny, but then when you tried to take your hand out.

He held it tighter with a smirk.

Yeah..your hand is stuck to his forever now.

Lorenzo Berkshire

He’s sassy back and roll his eyes and goes to face his other friend.

He understands that you are talking to another person, but he hates when you use the “talk to the hand.”

So now when you want to talk to him.

He does it backs

[beldamdoll]

Y/n - Why did you crack your phone, Soda?

Steve - He placed last on Dress to Impress.

[thetequilatragedies]

My friends carrying me out of the bar after one too many tequila sodas.

[sweetsandmemes]

Imagine that you’re a space marine from 40k, that somehow seen the truth of the universe to only see some giant nerds over looking the battlefield. Two gods that is watching over your fate in their sick game. Then your back to your own reality with your comrades still fighting for your beliefs.

On another note, having weird dreams with the same strange god making you dance to unknown music or something that is very ancient to you.

[guardianoftheotherside]

Hunter/Strife:*hears a suspicious noise*

Hunter/Strife:*grab Y/N and run away screaming* GRAB SMALLEST FIRST! THEIR SHORS LEGS ARE NOT ENOUGH !!!!!

Y/N:...

Azrael:*looks at Uriel*

Uriel: Don’t...even...think...about...it! 

[x-galactic-star-x]

funniest shit i just tought about

is imagine going to the dentist in the destiny universe

and you have exo friend, or ur trusty hunter vanguard take you (as human) to get ur visdom teeth pull out

just imagine the relief they feel that they dont have to deal with such thing xD

i just imagine Star(human sona)

sitting in a chair, with a steong painkiller and just have Cayde watch over her while her exo friwnds loosing their shit how she just look and sound high looking around 🤣😭

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[proletariat-of-sex]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[kizykoolors]

Ares after witnessing what happened in "Odysseus" (Athena was right was right about making people bleed):

(The Ares's design i used was made by @anniflamma !!!)

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

[obsesssedblerd]

“Wahhh!” 

“Nooooo!” 

“Bwahhhhhh!” 

“I don’t care, she was mine first!!!” 

“WAHHH!” 

“AHHHHHHH-” 

“Satoru Gojo,” you snap and glare at your husband, who’s burying his face in the pillow to muffle his laughter. Your seven month-old son also begins laughing. It’s so cute that you almost forget that the two were screaming at each other just seconds ago. 

Satoru lifts his head up to grin handsomely at you, feigning innocence. “Yes, wifey?” 

“Why on earth are you screaming with your son at eight o’clock in the morning?” You ask. 

“Because,” he whines, pointing an accusing finger at your baby boy, who had begun cooing adorably for your attention. “He won’t let me kiss you! Watch what happens.” To demonstrate, Satoru gently leans in, only to be stopped when the baby uses his tiny hands to push against his face with a loud whine. You stifle a laugh when he pouts, squinting his eyes at your son. “Listen, just because you’re laying here, doesn’t mean that you can just keep me from giving my wife a little smooch.” 

Your son doesn’t budge. “Bwah!” 

“Okay, and?!” Satoru exclaims with a tilt of his head.

You roll your eyes. “I cannot believe you’re actually arguing with him.” 

“Kid’s got a mouth on him.” 

“How do you even know what he said– You know what? Don’t answer that. Anyway, he’s your kid. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t sassy.” 

Satoru gasps dramatically. “I am not sassy.” Next to him, your son matches his pout with a hmph, and since he was born with Satoru’s hair and eye color, he basically looked like a tiny version of him. “See?” He asks, gesturing to his mini. “Even he agrees with me!” 

“Sure he does,” you say, then turn your attention back to your phone, scrolling through a grocery delivery app so you can start ordering things for the week 

“And back to you,” you hear Satoru continue with your son, “I just want to kiss her cheek, and you’re just– hey, no sticking out your tongue at me.” The baby babbles, and Satoru scoffs. “No, I’m not cryin’. What’re you talking about?” 

You laugh quietly. If this was how it was now, you couldn’t wait to see what it’s going to be like in the future.

[fairsweetlonging]

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

[wolfythewitch]

Statement begins

[chloesimaginationthings]

William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.