#funeral to my twenties

[bellaso-bomb]

This is 30 Happy Aries Day #♈️🐏

[justachoker]

backslide really feels like a letter from clancy to torchbearer and the banditos and i wanna cry and then die because of that

[clancysjumpsuit]

for those who want to hear the bandito and jumpsuit mashup, click here

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

[jevilowo]

Napoleon complex is so Rarjack coded send tweet

[cavswife]

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers or moots (positivity is cool) 💖

favourite followers or moots...bucky you're too sweet ;m; <3 my darling @lipsticklens also sent this adorable lil game to me so I'll answer for both y'all here! givin' each of you a big ol' forehead kiss as I write this :)c

My favourite songs are always changing, but as of late I've had the following gnawing at my brain ( in no specific order hehe ) ...

No, You Don't - Nine Inch Nails

It's A Sin - Pet Shop Boys

My Life is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier - PUP

Sacrifice - London After Midnight

Majesty - Ghost

thank you for the cute ask my dears, I needed a lil pick me up after more dental work today :,) the world better be treating y'all both nicely today, or I'll have to hit some people with my hammers to fix it!!

[steelycunt]

YAY DRUNK STEEELY?? Omg. OK WHATS YOU FAV SMITHS SONG AND ALSO BEATLES SONG.

god bless you anon you sent this WEEKS ago but. I’d sobered up by the time i saw it and it felt wrong to reply in that state..however i have been saving it and can now say that my favourite smiths song is RUSHOLME RUFFIANS and my favourite Beatles songs are MARTHA MY DEAR, A DAY IN THE LIFE and IN MY LIFE. merry christmas!!

[hmslusitania]

I knew from reading *about* him, I didn’t like Terry Long? But having now read more comics where he’s substantively present, let me just say from the bottom of my heart, fuck that guy

[majestativa]

I'm no longer twenty! I'm rising, more and more secure, more and more beautiful, from the foam of approximations. My thoughts no longer hang on thin threads like sprider legs. I've lost the sterile clumsiness and the panic when contemplating infinity.

— Nina Cassian, Cheerleader for a Funeral: Poems, (1993)

[godblooded]

hey like y’all know you can write trans characters that aren’t just a transman or a transwoman right??? like you guys know enby identities aren’t transphobic????

[louisdotmp3]

i just think some people can visit their childhood through place and people in a way that's really significant & often taken for granted and then there's people for whom those places and those people no longer exist at all and there is no way back

[writterings]

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

[interiorlulus]

I've managed to avoid going to see my maternal grandparents in France but at what cost (deep, profound shame).

[queenangella]

my moms disappointed in me that I told my aunt to shut up and follow my grandmas schedule cause she tried to force dessert out so she could leave earlier but what is she gonna do? ignore me? did that already for two years. look mad at me? would be like n improvement from last years Christmas where she literally didn’t look at me once let alone talk to me

[animeboye]

New Dragon’s World Chapter 27.5

Chapter 27.5: Day 2 part 2, Burying the Dead The next day, it was early in the afternoon. Kyle was laying in bed with a bad hangover. Sean and Crystal sat on the bed opposite to Kyle and were taking great pleasure in lecturing him about alcohol abuse. Receiving a lecture from two grade school kids only served to irritate Kyle even more. He wasn't sure what was worse: his hangover or being lectured by his younger cousin's friends. Lucas had taken Tim over to Adam's to play. Sarah, Ben, Jackie, and Jessie decided to explore the town a little more.  At the suggestion of Jessie, they also decided to check out the bookstore later on. Titus sat in his car, listening to one of his CDs, the cool air from the air conditioner  spraying him in the face. He tapped his fingers on the dashboard and stared off into space. He watched as his mother and Eig'nia walked past. He stepped out of his car, locked the door, and followed after them. He noticed that they were headed in the direction of where Drake fought Alex. "Hey! Mom, Eig'nia, wait up!" Titus called out. "Where are you going?" He asked. "Your mother and I are going to go get Theian, Girido, and Rikai's bodies. We're going to take them to the dragon realm to be buried." Eig'nia explained. "I think I'm going to come too." Titus said, inviting himself. "You still don't trust me, do you? Doulstraz, I really am on your side. I'm not going to do anything to hurt her, I promise." "It's not that…I just want to pay my last respects to Theian." Titus explained.

"Alright then, son. We could use the extra muscle anyway.  So I think we should first get Rikai's body since his is closer." Said Titus' mom. "That's a good idea. Doulstraz, are you okay with that?" Asked Eig'nia. "Yeah...That's okay." Titus said dully. "Doulstraz, I know how you feel. I don't want to see his face either after what he did. But I know your dad's going to make it through this. Trust me, he will." His mom smiled. Titus smiled back at her and nodded. The three of them reverted to their dragon forms. Their wings unfolded into the hot afternoon air and they took to flight.  They flew for a short time before spotting Rikai's body below them. They descended and landed before it. His eyes were shut, his mouth gaped open, his long, forked tongue hanging out of it. Dried blood had clung to his snout. His right wing was draped over his body like a blanket while his left wing lay under him. Titus couldn't bear to look at Rikai's deceased form. Just thinking about the state he put his father in made Titus' blood boil. "So how are we going to do this?" Asked Titus' mom. Eig'nia opened up a portal. She pushed Rikai's body into it and jumped in with Titus and his mom following behind her. Upon arriving in the dragon realm, they found themselves standing behind a cave. Rikai's body lay in front of them. "Hey, Doulstraz, would you be able to carry Rikai on your back?" Eig'nia asked. "I can try but I don't think I'll be able to carry a dragon of his size all by myself." He said. "We'll help you carry him. Now the graveyard shouldn't be too far from here. If I remember correctly, it should be that way?" Eig'nia said, pointing to their right. Titus lay down on his stomach as Eig'nia and his mom pushed Rikai's body onto his back. Titus tried to stand up but he collapsed under Rikai's weight. He tried standing up once again, calling upon all the strength he could muster. Just before he collapsed yet again, the two dragonesses got next to him and helped him to lift the body up. Titus' mom carried Rikai by his tail while Titus himself carried him by his stomach and underside and Eig'nia carried him by his head. He had to pause every now and then to take a breather. For some strange reason, he noticed that his mother and Eig'nia weren't exhibiting any signs of exhaustion. "Hey… *huff huff*…why aren't you guys getting tired?" Titus asked, panting heavily. "Probably because we've had to do this before. You see, Doulstraz, when a dragon dies, that dragon's three closest friends and/or relatives will carry the departed dragon on their backs to the gravesite where he or she will be buried." Eig'nia explained. "I had to do it when your grandma and grandpa died, and your father did the same for his parents." His mom said. "Me and my siblings did it for our parents. But I was the only one to carry my friend." Eig'nia said sadly.

"The youngest dragon of the deceased's clan will then go to obtain a soapstone big enough to carve the deceased's name into." Titus' mom finished explaining. "A soapstone? You mean you have those in the dragon realm?" Titus asked, surprised. "Well they're harder to find here than they are in the human realm. Because of that, the youngest dragons often go to the human realm to find these stones. If they're really young, an older sibling or other relative will accompany them to the human realm. Aaah…and here we are at our destination." Eig'nia said. The three of them came to a small hill. A cave, noticeably smaller than the others they had seen but still of considerable size, lay atop the hill which was covered in many soapstones.  They were all lined up neatly in a manner similar to the gravestones in the human realm. "We'll leave Rikai's body here for now. Knowing the gravekeeper, he's probably sleeping away." Said Eig'nia. They dumped Rikai's body next to the side of the cave. Titus opened up another portal and they stepped inside. Once they had gotten back to the human realm, they found themselves a mile away from the motel they had stayed at a few days prior. Titus, his mother, and Eig'nia all ran towards the wrecked building. They spotted the bodies of Theian and Girido. Titus' mom gasped loudly at the sight of her nest son's corpse. "Oh…no…" Her voice shook. She didn't want to believe what she was seeing. She sat down, put her paw over her snout and began to cry. Titus tried his best to comfort his mom but found that he too was beginning to feel sad. He looked to his right to see the destroyed car that belonged to the motel owner. The owner's body had been crushed under his car, his left arm dangling out of the wreckage all covered in dried blood. "Doulstraz!" Eig'nia called. "Yeah?" Replied Titus. "By any chance do you have the human blood needed to turn Saulstrance into a human?" Asked Eig'nia. "Nuh-no…" Titus said. "You've gotta be kidding! How were you planning to beat him then?!" Eig'nia snapped. "What! Mom, do you have any clue what she's talking about?" Titus' mom dried her tears. "Don't you remember, Doulstraz? I told you before that you would need the blood of a human in order to turn Saulstrance into one." His mom said. "Oh, crap! I forgot all about that! Aww no—what am I supposed to do now?!" Titus panicked. Eig'nia sighed. "Will you relax? There is an alternative." She said in an aggravated voice. "And what's that?" Titus asked. "Someone is going to have to cast the spell needed to trap him in human form. Doulstraz's mom, you've used the spell before, haven't you?" "Well, yes I have. But I won't be able to use it again without killing myself." Titus' mom answered. "I wasn't going to suggest that you do it. If you can teach me the spell, then I'll be the one to cast it." Eig'nia declared. "Alright, I will. But for now, let's get these two to our realm." Suggested Titus' mom. Titus opened a portal and his mom and Eig'nia pushed the bodies of Theian and Girido into it. They stepped through as the portal closed behind them. "Hey, mom, why did you say you would die if you used that spell?" Titus asked. "Every time a dragon uses that spell, the dragon who cast said spell loses some of its lifespan." She explained. "Ouch!" Replied a surprised Titus. "Yeah…it's a useful spell but it comes with a very dire consequence. Although, whether or not that is a consequence depends on whom you're asking…" "What do you mean?" Titus asked Eig'nia, confused by what she meant. Eig'nia was silent for a moment. "I offered to perform the spell because after this…I won't have anything left. Because of my age, I assume I'll probably have only 50 years left to live." She said with a sad smile. "So what will you do then…once this is all over?" Titus asked, concerned. Eig'nia didn't answer. She sighed to herself just as they were about to enter the dragon realm. They appeared before the graveyard where they found the gravekeeper inspecting Rikai's body. Eig'nia called to him. He turned around and his eyes lit up upon seeing her. "Well I'll be! Eig'nia, is that you?! Oh-ho! And here I was worrying that you had died! How have you been?" He asked cheerfully. "You know him?" Titus asked. "He was an acquaintance of mine in my younger years." Answered Eig'nia. "Hang on. Why did you think I was dead?" She asked, sounding offended. "Oh…well, uh, you see, I heard rumors that Saulstrance met his end 20 years ago. I was worried that you were with him." Eig'nia frowned, looking more serious. "Actually…" She explained to the gravekeeper everything that had transpired up until her eventual joining with Titus. The gravekeeper, with a look of disappointment on his face, lowered his head and shook it. "I see…if it wasn't for that night so long ago…none of this would be happening…" He said sadly. Eig'nia nodded in agreement, looking away from him. "And these three were followers of Saulstrance, you say?" He asked. "…Yeah…"  Eig'nia said softly. "…Well, I should probably get started. Luckily for you guys, I happen to have four soapstones in my cave. I'll get to work on making their gravestones. Now if I could just have their names?" "Girido, Rikai, and Theian." Eig'nia answered. "Girido, Rikai, and Theian…Alright. This will only take a short while. In the meantime, you can look around. Perhaps you'll find someone you know." The gravekeeper said. The gravekeeper dragged Theian's and Girido's bodies next to Rikai's and went back into his cave. "Doulstraz, could you come with me? There's something I would like to show you." His mom said. Titus followed behind her as she walked down several rows of graves. She took a left and walked several more feet before stopping at the end of the row. "Look right here." She said, pointing to one of the stones. Titus sat down. He lowered his head to get a better look at the stone. His eyes widened and it felt as though a sharp jolt went through his heart. His voice trembled as he slowly read the name inscribed on the stone. "An…gela…" Titus said. Titus sat before her grave, silent, looking down at her gravestone. He took a deep breath. He squished his eyes together and reopened them, his head bobbing ever so slightly. "I asked the gravekeeper to make a stone for her…even though we didn't have a body…" His mom explained. Titus squished his eyes together once again. Tears rained down his face and he smiled a rather squishy looking smile. "Thanks, mom…This was the nicest thing you could've done for her." Titus said in a meek voice. Titus stood up and walked from Angela's grave. He opened a portal and was about to step through it. "Doulstraz, where are you going?" Asked his mom. "I'm going to go and get everyone…I want them to see this… I'll be back in a little bit." Time had passed and the sun was about to set. Titus returned with everyone, Rick included who sat in a wheelchair. Sarah was carrying an empty wine box with her. They met up with Titus' mom, Eig'nia, and the gravekeeper who was in the process of completing the gravestones. Titus led everyone down to Angela's gravestone. Everyone stared at the stone, a wave of sadness washing over them. "Ohhh…" Sarah said, beginning to cry.  She rested her head on Ben's shoulder as he tried to comfort her. Titus sat in front of her grave, staring down at it. He sighed heavily. He had the saddest look on his face that his friends had ever seen.  Sarah began to cry on Ben's shoulder which ended up resulting in Drake crying as well although he didn't understand why he was crying. Lucas approached Titus and squatted down behind him. "You okay, man?" He asked, worried for his best friend. "Titus…I didn't know her as long as you did but I thought she was a really good dragon. I'm sure she would have loved to meet Drake." Ben said, trying to comfort his little brother. Titus nodded slightly. "…Yeah…" Titus turned to Sarah. "Sarah, can I have that wine box?" He asked. Sarah took her head away from Ben's shoulder and handed her husband the empty box. She looked at him with tears in her eyes. Jackie walked up to her, placing her hand on Sarah's shoulder. "It's okay, Aunt Sarah." Said Jackie as she hugged Sarah. Titus rummaged through his pockets, pulling out Angela's scale. He looked at it for a long time. Everyone watched Titus, unsure of what he was about to do. He took the top of the box off and placed the scale inside. He then put the top over it and sat it on the ground. He changed into his dragon form and began to dig a small hole in front of her grave. "Titus!" Jessie said in shock. Having dug a hole big enough to place the wine box into, he reverted back to human form. He picked up the small box and looked at it. He squeezed the box and started to sniffle. "In the human realm, they bury people in these things called caskets. But this should suffice…" He said, his voice straining. "Doulstraz, you don't have to do this. That's important to you! You should—" "No…" He said, cutting Eig'nia off. "It's time that I let her go…"  He began to sniffle again. "Aww man!" "Doulstraz…" Titus' mom said sadly as she began to cry. He wiped the tears from his eyes and placed the box with Angela's scale in it into the hole he had just dug. He refilled the hole and patted the dirt. Everyone around him began to cry, Crystal, Sean, and Tim included. "Doulstraz, are you really sure about this?" Eig'nia asked with concern. "Yeah…Besides, I still have something of Angela's…something that I'll never part with…her heart. Angela's heart lives on in me." Sarah wiped the tears from her eyes and hugged Titus. Titus went up to his son who was still crying and gave him a warm hug too. Eig'nia opened up a portal and slowly, everyone began to step through it except for Titus, Sarah, Drake, and Titus' mom. "Aren't you guys coming?" Asked Eig'nia. "We'll catch up with you guys." Titus said. Eig'nia stepped through as the portal closed. The family looked down at Angela's grave once again. "Thank you for everything Angela. I mean it. You took care of me and Sarah when we had no one else to turn to. We owe you so much…and you know, I'll always miss you and it's always going to hurt but I know you don't want to see me sad…Well that's pretty much it. Please be sure to say hi to Theian for me." Titus said. "Is there anything you'd like to say, Sarah?" He asked. "Nothing that you haven't already said." She answered. "How about you, Drake?" Drake smiled at his dad and nodded. "Hi, Angela! I'm Drake! I wanted to say thank you for taking care of my mom and dad when they were as old as me. They've always told me really nice things about you. I really wish I coulda met you…" Drake said, starting to feel sad. "Was that okay, Dad?" Drake asked. Titus smiled warmly. "That was beautiful, son." "Mom, are you going to say anything?" Titus asked. His mom shook her head. She opened a portal in front of them. Sarah and Drake stepped through first. Titus was about to go through when he saw his mom still standing in the exact same spot. "Come on, mom." Titus said. "Alright." She smiled. As Titus disappeared into the portal, she looked down at her friend's grave. She smiled and said… "Goodbye, my friend. I'll never forget you." With that, the dragoness followed her family into the portal. As Titus traveled back to the human realm with his family, he felt strangely happy. Of course he was still a little sad but at the same time, he felt like he did the right thing in burying Angela's scale and giving her the peace she deserved. He realized that he wasn't the only one who had lost his loved ones…all of his friends and family had experienced it at one point. He also knew that they would always be there for him whenever he needed them…and he would always be there for them. Later that night, in the dragon realm a new gravestone was erected right next to Angela's. The grave was freshly dug which indicated that it was made not too long ago. This new gravestone was inscribed with the name "Theian".

[iamumbra195]

School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored

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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.

Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.

Aiden: I'm a Virgo!

Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.

...

Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME

Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

...

Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?

Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Taylor: And...?

Logan: He got Aiden.

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Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?

Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?

Everyone:

Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.

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Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Logan: Aiden, no.

Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.

Logan: Please stop encouraging him.

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Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tyler: You’re a hazard to society

Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Aiden: Smad.

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Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?

Aiden: I'm depressed.

Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.

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Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?

Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Logan: How am I supposed to know?

Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.

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Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.

Ashlyn: Try again.

Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.

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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Tyler: You did WHAT–

Ben: William Snakespeare

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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Aiden: edible

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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!

Aiden: How are you feeling?

Ashlyn: Fine.

Taylor: Something personal!

Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?

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Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Logan: If?

Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.

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Logan: We need a distraction.

Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Aiden, whispering: My time has come

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Tyler: Where are you going?

Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tyler: I'll come with

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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain

Jacob (shop owner): Can you?

Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.

Tyler, sighing: What did you do?

Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE

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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.

Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.

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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering their phone

Ashlyn: I’ll call

Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Aiden: Hello?

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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.

Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much

Taylor: You’ve been to jail?

Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.

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Mike: You love me, right?

Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ashlyn: Okay

Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.

Ashlyn: The-

Ashlyn: The scary parts?

Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?

Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Taylor: I KNEW IT-

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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Mike: So what’s for dinner?

Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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That's all for today!