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NO WAY

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch. 

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I taught my uncle how to FaceTime while I’m in the states and now every weekend we call, he has dinner while I have my morning coffee and then he stands the phone up to show me the logs he cut up for the ceramic chimney or he gets on his horse carriage to go to the store while he gives me a tour of the village. It’s surreal to watch him use a cellphone in a place that’s essentially still stuck in 1950 Hungary

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when i was younger i used to believe that you could make anyone understand anything if you explained long enough and hard enough but then one time i said "who would have thunk it" to a classmate in college and she turned to me with such sincere disgust on her face and said "it's who would have thought" and i took five seconds to contemplate how i could possibly convey to her why i said it that way and i came up empty and that was the first crack in the windshield

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isnt there a better picture they could have used

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

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^what he said

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she scooby on my dooby till i doo

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my utopia