queenangella

[queenangella]

need what hugh grant and his wife have

[queenangella]

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

[queenangella]

GUILLERMO DE LA CRUZ AND NANDOR THE RELENTLESS WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024)

[queenangella]

powerpoint night with the gaang

[queenangella]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[queenangella]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[queenangella]

[queenangella]

If nandermo storyline doesn't continue after 5th episode I'll go fucking crazy👹👹👹

[queenangella]

I can tell we watch a few too many cooking shows at home, because my eight year old told me "the ginger isn't really coming through in this salmon". In his defense, he was right, but at the time I didn't appreciate it.

[queenangella]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[queenangella]

[queenangella]

it's them

[queenangella]

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[queenangella]

props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever

[queenangella]

Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

[queenangella]

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

[queenangella]

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet