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One Stone Loose Upon the Footpath Contextless Snippets #1
“Oh, Technoblade,” Tommy said. “I’m sorry I put cooked spaghetti in your shower while you were trying to make Tubbo go to bed tonight.”
“You did what?”
“It’s in the past, Technoblade. Alliances have shifted.”
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"Flies can't bird, but birds can fly." - Dean Martin
#flies#fly#bird#quote#dean martin#quote of the day#art#sketchbook#scrapbook#daily quote#junk journal#albertsackeyart#life#albertayebisackey#journal#art journal#albert sackey art#artist#flight#scrapbooking#funny#funny quotel#fun quotes#.funny quotes#journals#visual journal#inspiration#inspiring quotes
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”I want her to impregnate me but I don’t wanna be pregnant”
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Welcome back to Chemistry Quote Land! Semester 2 Edition!!
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When talking about equilibrium —> “That’s half the reason I like it. There’s just this French guy” - Chem Teacher
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“Biologists are wrong” - Chem Teacher
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Referring to AP Tests —> “You’re after government. Tank that one. Don’t tell him (the gov teacher) that” - Chem Teacher
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“He could color pick it for me. Cause I know what that means” (My classmate proceeds to color pick N2 gas colors) - Chem Teacher
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“I wish I brought the equation sheets in, but I did not” - Chem Teacher
“We forgive you” -Me
“Speak for yourself” - My Friend
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“For all that is holy, write the equation” - Chem Teacher
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“Fun fact, (proceeds to whisper), I’m lying to you” - Chem Teacher
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“We’ll talk about what things went well and what things went didn’t. (Audible Pause) Wait”
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“My telepathic walls though!” - My Friend
“Honey, you’re telepathic walls are like a tiny French lady’s fence. They’re doing nothing” - Me
(In a really sad tone) “I know” - My Friend
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I swear every time I step into this classroom I hear more and more weird stuff. And that’s never a bad thing.
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Fun shirt for someone in your life!
#smallbusiness#design#graphicdesign#love#midwest#kansas#online#etsyfinds#etsy#shopping#t shirts#clothing#online shopping#fun quotes
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delulu family
Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#cipher family fun au#digital art#my art#procreate#yes that is a Cave Johnson quote in the caption and that’s funny bc same VA as Ford#the ciphers lowkey remind me of Joker and his crew in the Lego Batman Movie LMAO#leaping to conclusions <3
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School stress did weird things to Ghostbur
(Wilbur age 13, Techno age 11, Phil old and tired)
Phil: Will, sweetie, do you want me to call you out sick for school today?
Wilbur: What? Why? I'm already showered, dressed, and everything. I'm fine, just not hungry. I'll take an energy bar.
Phil: ...
Wilbur: ...
Phil: You forgot to wake up this morning.
Wilbur: Huh?
Techno (Eating around the blue on the toast he'd just been passed): Idiot.
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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1
#brooklyn nine nine#b99#andre braugher#b99edit#tvedit#this news shattered me i loved him so much#i wanted to make something in honor of him so im making a gifset of his greatest moments from every season <3#ray holt#raymond holt#tvfilm#*#gifs*#gifs#fun weird fact: cupcake match is my fave holt quote
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never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^
#dc#dc comics#incorrect quotes#i'm definitely going to make more this was fun#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#ghostmaker#minhkhoa khan#red hood#wally west#kid flash#the flash#nightwing#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#damian wayne#martian manhunter#catwoman#selina kyle
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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