#fun quotes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[typelikeagirl]

[steppingstonesuniverseguide]

One Stone Loose Upon the Footpath Contextless Snippets #1

“Oh, Technoblade,” Tommy said. “I’m sorry I put cooked spaghetti in your shower while you were trying to make Tubbo go to bed tonight.”

“You did what?”

“It’s in the past, Technoblade. Alliances have shifted.”

[zarabella73]

[albertayebisackey]

"Flies can't bird, but birds can fly." - Dean Martin

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

”I want her to impregnate me but I don’t wanna be pregnant”

[raedjelli]

Welcome back to Chemistry Quote Land! Semester 2 Edition!!

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When talking about equilibrium —> “That’s half the reason I like it. There’s just this French guy” - Chem Teacher

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“Biologists are wrong” - Chem Teacher

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Referring to AP Tests —> “You’re after government. Tank that one. Don’t tell him (the gov teacher) that” - Chem Teacher

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“He could color pick it for me. Cause I know what that means” (My classmate proceeds to color pick N2 gas colors) - Chem Teacher

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“I wish I brought the equation sheets in, but I did not” - Chem Teacher

“We forgive you” -Me

“Speak for yourself” - My Friend

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“For all that is holy, write the equation” - Chem Teacher

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“Fun fact, (proceeds to whisper), I’m lying to you” - Chem Teacher

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“We’ll talk about what things went well and what things went didn’t. (Audible Pause) Wait”

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“My telepathic walls though!” - My Friend

“Honey, you’re telepathic walls are like a tiny French lady’s fence. They’re doing nothing” - Me

(In a really sad tone) “I know” - My Friend

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I swear every time I step into this classroom I hear more and more weird stuff. And that’s never a bad thing.

[grammymumzy]

[demonicsuffrage]

The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

[paintedcrows]

Dipper, It's me. The Devil! I'm here to convince you to do sin!

(Previous) and Bonus Doodles!

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Jason: Where are my fucking guns?!

Bruce: Language!

Jason: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guns?!

[brirobbins]

Fun shirt for someone in your life!

[steppingstonesuniverseguide]

School stress did weird things to Ghostbur

(Wilbur age 13, Techno age 11, Phil old and tired)

Phil: Will, sweetie, do you want me to call you out sick for school today?

Wilbur: What? Why? I'm already showered, dressed, and everything. I'm fine, just not hungry. I'll take an energy bar.

Phil: ...

Wilbur: ...

Phil: You forgot to wake up this morning.

Wilbur: Huh?

Techno (Eating around the blue on the toast he'd just been passed): Idiot.

[uvipatopc]

Aunque no hagamos nada… no hay tiempo que perder

[doctorsiren]

delulu family

Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!

[katseyes]

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1