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Wilbur (8 and/or 22 years old): Do you or do you not feel 'bonita'?
Techno (6 and/or 20 years old with freshly pink hair): ... I feel bonita.
Wilbur: Wonderful!! Because you *look* bonita!!
This is so very, very correct. It is exactly the vibe. XDXDXD
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”I want her to impregnate me but I don’t wanna be pregnant”
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The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes
Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?
Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."
"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."
"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."
"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."
"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."
"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."
#he's aware it's a bit stalkerish. but.#batdad is way more fun when he carries over the incessant paranoia from his batman gig over to his father gig#it makes it all so delicious#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#batman#cassandra cain#duke thomas#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin#batgirl#dc headcanon#batfamily headcanons#orphan dc#batfamily#batfam headcanons#batfam hcs#dc#dc comics#batfam shenanigans#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batfam#incorrect batman quotes#clark kent
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Dipper, It's me. The Devil! I'm here to convince you to do sin!
(Previous) and Bonus Doodles!
#It's him. He's literally the devil. From Bible. It's so fun to put Bill to Shadow Fandub Devil quotes. I can't stop doodling them haha#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Bill Cipher#Dipper Pines#Sonic Fandub#Shadow Fandub#Fanart#GF Fanart#Comic#real time fandub#snapcube#artists on tumblr#my art
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Jason: Where are my fucking guns?!
Bruce: Language!
Jason: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guns?!
#go ahead. try to tell me robin!jay didnt read a thesaurus for fun#jason todd#incorrect batfamily quotes#bruce wayne#bruce is so done
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Fun shirt for someone in your life!
#smallbusiness#design#graphicdesign#love#midwest#kansas#online#etsyfinds#etsy#shopping#t shirts#clothing#online shopping#fun quotes
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delulu family
Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#cipher family fun au#digital art#my art#procreate#yes that is a Cave Johnson quote in the caption and that’s funny bc same VA as Ford#the ciphers lowkey remind me of Joker and his crew in the Lego Batman Movie LMAO#leaping to conclusions <3
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One Stone Loose Upon the Footpath Contextless Snippets #1
“Oh, Technoblade,” Tommy said. “I’m sorry I put cooked spaghetti in your shower while you were trying to make Tubbo go to bed tonight.”
“You did what?”
“It’s in the past, Technoblade. Alliances have shifted.”
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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1
#brooklyn nine nine#b99#andre braugher#b99edit#tvedit#this news shattered me i loved him so much#i wanted to make something in honor of him so im making a gifset of his greatest moments from every season <3#ray holt#raymond holt#tvfilm#*#gifs*#gifs#fun weird fact: cupcake match is my fave holt quote
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never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^
#dc#dc comics#incorrect quotes#i'm definitely going to make more this was fun#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#ghostmaker#minhkhoa khan#red hood#wally west#kid flash#the flash#nightwing#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#damian wayne#martian manhunter#catwoman#selina kyle
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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