#fun quotes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[typelikeagirl]

[steppingstonesuniverseguide]

One Stone Loose Upon the Footpath Contextless Snippets #1

“Oh, Technoblade,” Tommy said. “I’m sorry I put cooked spaghetti in your shower while you were trying to make Tubbo go to bed tonight.”

“You did what?”

“It’s in the past, Technoblade. Alliances have shifted.”

[zarabella73]

[albertayebisackey]

"Flies can't bird, but birds can fly." - Dean Martin

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

”I want her to impregnate me but I don’t wanna be pregnant”

[raedjelli]

Welcome back to Chemistry Quote Land! Semester 2 Edition!!

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When talking about equilibrium —> “That’s half the reason I like it. There’s just this French guy” - Chem Teacher

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“Biologists are wrong” - Chem Teacher

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Referring to AP Tests —> “You’re after government. Tank that one. Don’t tell him (the gov teacher) that” - Chem Teacher

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“He could color pick it for me. Cause I know what that means” (My classmate proceeds to color pick N2 gas colors) - Chem Teacher

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“I wish I brought the equation sheets in, but I did not” - Chem Teacher

“We forgive you” -Me

“Speak for yourself” - My Friend

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“For all that is holy, write the equation” - Chem Teacher

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“Fun fact, (proceeds to whisper), I’m lying to you” - Chem Teacher

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“We’ll talk about what things went well and what things went didn’t. (Audible Pause) Wait”

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“My telepathic walls though!” - My Friend

“Honey, you’re telepathic walls are like a tiny French lady’s fence. They’re doing nothing” - Me

(In a really sad tone) “I know” - My Friend

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I swear every time I step into this classroom I hear more and more weird stuff. And that’s never a bad thing.

[grammymumzy]

[lavender-ghost09]

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Jason: Where are my fucking guns?!

Bruce: Language!

Jason: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guns?!

[brirobbins]

Fun shirt for someone in your life!

[uvipatopc]

Aunque no hagamos nada… no hay tiempo que perder

[steppingstonesuniverseguide]

School stress did weird things to Ghostbur

(Wilbur age 13, Techno age 11, Phil old and tired)

Phil: Will, sweetie, do you want me to call you out sick for school today?

Wilbur: What? Why? I'm already showered, dressed, and everything. I'm fine, just not hungry. I'll take an energy bar.

Phil: ...

Wilbur: ...

Phil: You forgot to wake up this morning.

Wilbur: Huh?

Techno (Eating around the blue on the toast he'd just been passed): Idiot.

[doctorsiren]

delulu family

Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!

[katseyes]

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

[percythejedi]

never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^