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dnd is one of the safest ways to *feel emotions*... Tal took them on a thrill ride, I don't think anybody is that mad for it...
#i haven't watched it yet#so idk what everyone is going on about#i mean i know emotions were running high#but i guess it just proves they care about these characters just as much as us#that it causes them physical reactions to see them in peril#it's a win win for me. i love seeing actor in distress#fun distress i mean#also guys stop making such a big deal out of it. people were making the same speeches about fcg and the magical bull#and look at us#cr stuff#cr spoilers
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taskmaster is such a funny concept though they really said "okay we force five comedians do increasingly pointless, humiliating, and hilarious tasks, while the host bullies them all mercilessly. also the host's assistant is in a slightly concerning psychosexual dom/sub relationship with him, and gets off on the humiliation. and despite all of this it somehow feels wholesome and not Actually Mean. sometimes a swedish man is there"
#taskmaster#sometimes i say something on discord and then i go 'this isf unny enough to me that i shall post it upon hte blog'#no but really this shit is hilarious. the show i mean not me#and what i really appreciate is it balances the mean humor/humiliation with like. genuinely it never actually feels#distressing/or like. anything that isn't genuinely in good fun#like you never get the sense that its not a good time or that any of them are actually hurt in any way#more than like. you know. losing#you know what i mean?#taskmaster uk#grembospeak
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SHIP NICKNAMES. dunno if they're anywhere else they're pretty prevalent in the tf2 fandom, so i thought it'd be fun(ny) to try 'em out here with lupin ships--
Pairings: Luzeni - LoopZoop Jigzeni - HatTrick Jiglup - Ride or Die Fujigen - FataleBullet Fujilup - It's Complicated Fujizeni - No Chaser Zenigoe - Sword and Shield Jigoe - Weapon of Choice Lugoe - ??? (lugoe eludes me, please help </3) Fujigoe - CherryBlossoms
Bonus OT4's (for funsies): /Z - Zenigata Is Stuck Doing Paperwork /L - Lupin Is In Jail (And We Don't Care) /J - Jigen Stepped Out For A Smoke /G - Goemon Is Off Training /F - Fujiko Made Off With The Loot
some of these're literally over a year old, lol. no idea why i haven't thrown this out to the Greater(ish) Lupin Community sooner. all of these are still open to suggestions of course-- i'd be lying if i said that wasn't the whole point of this
#lupin iii#5#lupships#and i mean ALL of them. especially lugoe (firing off the lugoe-shipper distress flare) and luzeni#i love loopzoop n how silly it is but. there is no Meaning. only funnie sound#was thinking 'hell and back' for them but the ''word-and/or-word'' pattern started bothering me. anyway.#ot5 could be a fun challenge too#if this gets anywhere near enough attention i'll put time time into cooking an update post sharing everyone's ideas
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The Rain Road as Gaeilge
I am by no means a translator, but I do speak Irish fluently and have played trad for years (although I've lapsed due to college and work), so when the fireside chat mentioned having the Rain Road in Irish I had to throw my own spin on it. I may also record a version of it in Irish but we'll see. Shoutout to @franavu for also inspiring me with their Dutch translation!
An Bóthar Báistí
[First Verse/Céad Véarsa]
Áit go mbíonn na tonnta ag lapadaíl Ag an gcoill cois fharraige Airímis casadh an taoide Le grá chomh daingean le crainn
[Chorus/Cór]
Leag do drúcht-sa ar croí na coille I dtost na dtoinn nach madhmann a thuilleadh Fáisc mé le d’ucht, roimh m’imeachta Ar bhóthar báistí, slí na mara
[Bridge/Droichead]
An gcuirfear fuacht sa talamh? An bhfágfar muid gan samhradh? An gcuirfidh stoirm muid, ó bhealach Scartha ón gcladach, ‘gus ón gcoill
[Chorus/Cór]
Is mise an drúcht ar croí na coille ’gus tost na dtoinn nach madhmann a thuilleadh Fáisc mé le d’ucht, a ghrá, sula bhfágaim go deo Ar bhóthar báistí, slí na mara
Ar bhóthar báistí, slí na mara
#worlds beyond number#wbn pod#the wizard the witch and the wild one#fireside chat#gaeilge#fun facts about the translation: crainn (trees) and croí (heart) are homophones#as is gcoill (eclipsis on coill meaning forest) and goill (a verb meaning to distress vex or hurt)#this is a very rough translation so i apologise if i didn't use more poetic translations in advance
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So uh. Eventually I'll stop drawing these guys so obsessively but not today I guess.
(DND AU where it's just these two, Brent, and Paul on a life mission to annoy Chris the GM by having the pact of "we're only here for Karen's benefit")
Karen is a warlock, Right is a cleric, Paul is a paladin, and Brent is a bard (so he can use bardic inspiration on Karen).
#my characters#fun fact i was watching a trio of streamers do tier lists and i saw them do a tier list about their streamer friends#and they all voted on how the person would die in dnd and the funniest thing to come out of it imo#was the difference of SELF SACRIFICE and under it FORCIBLY SACRIFICED#like who would take one for the team willingly and who would be disposed of with majority vote#then they added an executed for their crimes spot under that so while they were debating some guy they settled on#he was the one that initiated most of the forcibly sacrificed ideas and that means he was eventually executed for his crimes#which ... was really funny to distinguish#the point is thats karen in this non existent campaign#she is here to mess people up and then use her allies as scape goats and they all just go well that sucks peace out im on the chopping bloc#and chris is getting more and more distressed over the fact YOU GUYS CAN LITERALLY TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT#but they really dont talk their way out of it like he wants#they instead are like ok cool so im gonna pretend like i didnt see karen kill that guy#and shes like i mean it was an accident i didnt MEAN to kill THAT guy#which is why they all vote to not see it and not bring it up RIP that guy#i saved this canvas as A WARLOCK AND HER CLERIC#which is honestly fitting#anyway i wanna draw fanart again at some point but my joy is stored in the ocs rn#i dont play dnd i just listen to one person talk to me about dnd and thats enough#oops i fell in love
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Let’s just go ahead and file this under PAGES THAT ARE PHYSICALLY PAINFUL TO LOOK AT
I don’t even have commentary I ONLY HAVE DISTRESS
OH NO SURELY THAT’S ILLEGAL
Also why does this look so good
Why is this so fantastic to look at
The worst things are happening BUT THE DRAMATIC FRAMING IS TO DIE FOR
I MEAN YEAH OK HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD DO THIS BUT I REALLY DON’T LIKE IT
MIN-MAX SYAORAN INDEED
OH
YEAH
YEAH OK
FAI AND KUROGANE COMPLETELY TAKEN OUT IN A SINGLE GIANT ATTACK
YEAH
YEAH IM FINE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
#THE AMOUNT OF DISTRESS#IS BIGGER THAN TAGS ALLOW#IM FINE ITS FINE LET’S JUST KEEP GOING#Hey remember like two chapters ago when this was fun#I REMEMBER THAT#DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?#Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#Tsubasa#Vol 208#Fai#Kurogane#Lava Lamp Guy#Syaoran#Syaoran vs Syaoran#vs DADS#I MEAN YEAH THIS ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAPPEN#NO I DIDNT ACTUALLY WANT IT TO
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Also you 🤝me
Doing Bad Things Happen Bingo looking at Rise and cackling wickedly…..now to make them their own separate thing or write more CC brainrot
always the option to mix it up a little !!! i'll probably be writing a little cc if i get an idea for something really good with my bthb but im probably going to focus mooostly on original prompts so mess around. do what your heart desires!!!
#ask#my brain races in circles for ages until i get a Zing#and that is what makes me write the good shit#and i literally could not tell you what makes it happen it just kinda. pop#WHERE DID I GET THE CANARIES FROM BRUH#fun fact for CU i was originally planning on doing a curse that affected all of them#to draw a line between donnie and his family like#its a kind of affliction that can be mitigated with physical touch#for the rest of them it barely means anything. its so easy to handle#so they dont even consider donnie at all at first until its too late#and they werent even told it COULD get that bad because why would they be???#i couldnt find a structure for it so i changed it to venom instead howeverrr#i am very invested in the idea of doing some whump for all of them like that#like idk pollen that heightens paranoia severely or something#and splinter has to confront the ways his neglect has affected his children definitely by the ways they act#OH THE ZING HAPPENED#splinter pov ....#raph fight leo flight mikey freeze donnie fawn...... chat im cooking. CHAT IM COOKING#eyeing the self loathing prompt#like mikey cant do anything but cry and cling to his family#and raph is super protective and trying to herd them and keep them AWAY from splinter out of distrust#and leo flees because he's ashamed of being distress and they cant see him like that#while donnie obsessively cleans and checks stock#and splinter thinks he's being reliable 'as ever' until he breaks down over something so simple#like not enough food and its the day before grocery day#CHAT IM COOKING#omfg
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got my first job interview in like 10+ years tomorrow, frantically cramming and writing down questions to ask etc wish me luckkkkk
#quitting your job blind and emigrating is fun and all#until you realise you now need to do job application stuff again#truly the most cursed of human activities#also this is not even a job i massively want or anything#it's p low down my list but they're the first to offer an interview so#here's hoping i hear back from the better school with a better position#i am prepping#which means i have downloaded Saw 5 to watch as soon as i get home and stocked the cupboard with emotional distress snacks#my saw trap would be writing a cover letter and then making a phone call to arrange an interview#and i'd fail and get my leg bones sucked out by a jigsaw bone sucking device (tm)
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I honestly just think it's funny that so many people have been watching ofmd as a 'comfort show' lmao like I'm over here specifically watching for the angst. I crave pain and suffering. As soon as High On A Rocky Ledge played in the pilot I was hooked because I knew I was in for intense emotional turmoil. Red Flags is now my favorite episode of the entire series. I honestly didn't expect Izzy to survive as long as he did. His fucked up relationship with Blackbeard has fed me so well.
Of course I adore the love story, and the fact that Ed and Stede's love is an absolute, an immutable fact, of the show's premise allows me to enjoy the angst all the more. But I feel like some people need to be reminded: David Jenkins never promised you fluff. He never promised no deaths, no tragedy, no violence, no difficult topics. Personally I think including a fair deal of all of those makes the hope, the love, and the comedy shine all the brighter and have more meaning. You don't have to agree, but you can't assign expectations to a show that never made such promises. There was never false advertising. David set out to tell the story of two troubled, complicated adults navigating love and a long-term relationship in an often harsh and unfair world, finding community and making meaningful gains in self-actualization along the way. Ultimately it is a 'feel good' story but it's a rocky and winding road meant to mirror the messiness of our real world. Maybe you need to step back and re-evaluate where canon ends and your headcanons begin, and what the 'goals' of the show actually are that may differ from what you're looking for in media, and not blame Jenkins et al. for 'betraying you' when they're just telling their story the way they set out to.
#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#actually this is a comfort show to me but our definitions of comfort differ i feel#like literally Seinfeld is the only show i watch when i want nothing bad to happen ever#this show causes me so much emotional distress but in a fun and good and cathartic way#it in no way bleeds over to my actual life or affects my mental state in any lasting way#and if you have built up a version of the show in your head that is so incongruent to how the plot ended up going#that you think you know the characters better than the creator (in season 2 of a show no less...we're not talking supernatural season 15)#or that your mental health spirals when a character dies because you 'trusted' djenks not to hurt any characters in the PIRATE SHOW#please seek professional help i mean it#i do honestly wonder if some of the people being the most drastic are teenagers because#i literally have not been this affected by a fictional character's death since i was like 15
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Oh fuck me fuckme fuck me
#I'm going to start killing people#I need SLEEPY TYLENOL NOWWWWWWW#Mfer laying in bed for 8 hours full awake 🫠 eyes shut. Brain. ACTIVE#IM TRYING SO HARD TO SLEEP JUST BE UNCONSCIOUS#Too late now#Fuck me I have to be aware enough to not kill everybody in this vehicle#Mfing murder nightmare too what the fuck#Set the scene: YouTuber wedding#The man in charge of filming is an asshole to the minimum wage people working there#Like real mean. And one meek guy tries to tell the groom but the groom is kinda a dismissive asshole about it bc he's already paid the guy#So it's too late now. Meek guy keeps getting disrespected and storms out to the parking lot to just leave#Woman who has been witnessing this apparently is gonna kill on meek guys behalf. He does not want this#Woman gets into a fucked up death machine car and drives it into the groom#But not like. Runs him over. There's a fucking saw blade on the front that starts cutting through the bottom of his torso#He was screaming a lot. I'm not sure if he survived or not. But the atmosphere was not fun#Very muddy desaturated colors. Very wet and musty feeling. It was like almost a parking garage#I don't think I'll ever have a dream as scary as the um time-looping cannibal beach dream#But this was just the delightful cherry of not being able to sleep at fucking. ALL .#Literally cried I'm so distressed about not being able to control anything about myself rn#Hhhhh :(((#3rd night in a row I've slept like shit
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Getting up to trouble is his speciality (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#ZEX#The Captain#Mixed set! :D Lots of singular doodles - one-offs or ones that apply to a few different scenes#The kiss is random tho <3 I still haven't gotten to ZEX showing off his uniform to Zelnick! I want them to!!#Him seeing his Captain in his uniform was so lovely tho <3 I love Big Love and that was so <3 Hehe#Smooch ♥#ZEX does not eat enough ;; He eats like a bird and it's highly distressing#I actually wrote in my notes that I was surprised he wasn't hurting In The Same entry as when he was experiencing hunger pangs haha#It doesn't help that he tends to talk through meals rather than eat - he's so much more interested in making connections with humans!#As far as metaphors go - killing himself for the sake of trying to bridge that gap - I mean it's apt but ZEX please#I think it was while he was talking to Wally at one point that he framed the War in a very flippant light-hearted way which was funny to me#I don't think that's the descriptor most people would use haha#Swearing <3 <3 VUX terminology <3 <3#I want a VUX glossary of terms so badly hehe I've been slowly compiling a few here and there :3 Direct translation! The dream ♫#Him getting stressed enough to swear is very endearing haha ♪ What do you mean I'm endeared by everything he does don't be silly#The next one of me deeply enjoying when he's creepy is not proof of anything! Just because I Happen to also like that!!#I do really love when he's creepy tho agh <3 <3 The mental image of him as The Hunter - casually cornering and capturing his prey <3#In that instance he was interrupted pretty quickly but the setup was there!! And it was extremely good!!!#I love how huffy he gets as well haha ''All these humans interrupting my seduction attempts >O( ...Wait O|'' lol#And finally an exchange on the board between him and Scarecrow haha so many fun faces around!!#I love him being completely baffled by a non-mechanical construct it just short-circuits his brain haha ♥#He's so intelligent but there exists things unknowable!#The image of him tapping his pen is so Incredibly cute ah <3 Where did he learn such a thing! Does it translate from his VUX form to this ♪#Anything everything ♥ Learned or known! It's wonderful
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I always feel bad for being even a little dissatisfied with my circumstances and then I remember that most of the people around me (both irl and online) would probably go absolutely bonkers in my circumstances
#like. i literally have no money. i dont buy things. i dont ask for things#it has always been like this#its not that i dont *want* money- its just that i dont have a choice being disabled and all#and i have all my necessities provided (well most of them) so like. i would feel ungrateful for wanting anything more#and like i dont think i deserve anything 'extra'. anything beyond the necessities because i cant earn it#i cant pay for it myself. so i just dont really think about the things that i want but dont need that much#another thing that would probably drive a lot of people insane is that i dont have any irl friends and dont really leave my house#except for shopping. which is anywhere between once a week and once a month#i have no job- that alone is distressing for a lot of people. unemployment can be very hard on people's mental health#and i mean evidently it is hard on mine as well. but i dont know any alternatives#people like to feel needed. they like to feel like they have a purpose#people going through unemployment often find that they have all this time suddenly but they dont know how to fill it up#all the things they had fantasized about doing are suddenly not that fun because they are the only option#anyways. rant over idk where i was going with this#i think im in desperate need of validation perhaps and im trying my best not to make this about pain olympics#or some weird type of bragging. thats not my intention
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I need to stop going to hang out with people. There are always people there....
#utter bullshit#I'm trying to socialize but I get so distressed if i think someone isn't having an amazing time#I'm trying to regulate everyone and then people want me to focus on them and then I get nervous and someone says something out of turn#and then people get offended and i try to keep the mood light but also tell people off in a nice way#and they're all sleeping with me so the flirting has become less fun and more obligations like#if i say I'll do something as a joke IDK if they'll hold me to it later and then people complain i dont see them enough but#what they really mean is Im not servicing them#I'm a person!!! with feelings!!!!#and everyone thinks I'm a penny machine who outputs sex for validation#which is true but i wish they'd be more subtle#and also everyone's getting possessive of me and it's such a bummer#i dont belong to any of u !!! i belong to my dead husband !!!!
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I've finally started playing Twilight Princess, and I'm loving it so far! I'm in the yeti dungeon rn, and Link's face when he keeps getting soup ingredients cracks me up! He's literally out here like, "it's an avocado...thanks... 😰"
#i mean tbh same#i love me some cheese#but if i'm looking for a mirror shard and instead i get cheese i would be very distressed too#also the arbiter's grounds was really fun!#i get the tp zelink ghost hunting jokes now#link in the arbiter's grounds: hey there demons it's me ya boy#sra plays tp#loz#tp#loz tp#twilight princess
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Gender identity is bullshit.
It's all bullshit
And I'm amgery and confused.
I just got gender envy from looking at a 70's man?
I'm rewatching the Todd in the Shadows video where he debunks James Somerton (because I never finished it the other 3 times I tried to watch it) and a picture of a younger Howard Ashman and I intrusively thought "damn I wish I was a gay man"...
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?
AM I FUCKING GENDERFLUID?!
I'M ON CITALOPRAM, VITAMIN D SUPPLEMENTS SO MY MOOD IS STABLE. LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS ACTIVELY BLEEDING FROM MY BODY IN THE WOMAN WAY AND I'M ACTIVELY ROMANTICIZING MY OWN LIFE.
I FUCKING THOUGHT THE MAN THING WAS A RESULT OF MY DEPRESSION BEING SO FUCKING BAD IT CAUSED ME TO DEPERSONALIZE AND NOT FEEL CORRECT
Like. Idfk how to put it. I just felt so horrible about everything that I thought I wasn't woman because I didn't FEEL woman...
I'm not even trying to fight it! I just want to understand.
I'm so confused and upset because I'm confused.
#i mean... i have a lot of trans sims#my OC is a trans man#and my other oc is a hyperfeminine alien/demon lady#and both feel comfortable to me#i identify with them at a base level#(all the other aspects (such as Hans being a sex pest) is just me having fun with shame (I guess? idk))#like. i WANT to be a sexy booby lady.... but I also wanna be a sexy 70's man.... but i ALSO wanna be an alien!?!? and otherbeing that has no#has no gender#ya know#is that#genderfluid#?!#pls help#lgbtq#i am q for questions!?!#what is a genderfluid?!#screaming#almost comical distress#SHIRTLESS SOVIET BOXER?!?#BRO
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me: sicker than a dog, whining, complaining, yowling, agonizing
also me: [the first person at work my first day back]
#i am usually the first one in but i just think the way i agonize is funny sometimes#u can laugh btw im genuinely poking light fun at myself here#(fun fact: when im in physical distress esp in public i become a Clown. this is not an intentional response by any means and does cause harm#cause a lot of ppl dont actually believe im in pain when i say i am bc of it bc im usually also laughing and joking and shit. but yeah if i#start making stupid posts like this abt my sick im just at work or something its fiiiiine im literally fine theres nothing even that wrong#anymore ig other than the jaw pain and the (new ?) throat pain and the cramping still)
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