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sorry for romanticizing everything i can't help that i’m made of love

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the problem with being a good person is that everyone falls madly in love with me

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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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theres gonna be 1 ski jumper that figures it out and just flies away and never comes down

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moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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Chilli pepper!

Headcanon they wear just a really long jumpsuit, shoes included.

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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

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are your eyes heterophobic in real life, or do you just draw them that way?

Explanation to why my eyes are homophobic !