#fuming.

[peachjagiya]

I received another ask from blocked Jimin anon.

I think that says it all about their character but let's take a look at my history of Jimin shade and not supporting him, shall we:

That time I complimented Who and thirsted...

That time I said his best friend was a bumblebee...

The time I said I could never hate him...

That time I promoted his album...

That time I promoted his song...

That time I promoted his album...

That time I "loved him so much"...

That time I spent many hours over a few days drawing him...

That time I worried the Daeun stuff might be affecting him so bought his album just in case my one purchase bumped his numbers at a rough time.

In summary: I don't need a summary, see above.

[bedforddanes75]

couldve gotten the sheldon cooper autism but instead i got the 1975 fanfiction autism

[bergkamp]

had to almost strangle musiala at the end lmao

[e-102]

boyyyyy they’re doing campus tours for highschool seniors at my college rn and as i was walking to the science building the guide was taking around a group and was like “the cool thing about the science center is that there’s always a male and female cadaver every year so that-“ and on of those fucking kids said “look there it is” while i was walking in 🤬 should i kill us all

[nuwanders]

tinder match stood me up 😑😑😑😑😑

[nekros]

i feel sick

[chaos-has-theories]

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S RAINING AGAIN

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[scythepringles61]

THEY TOOK THE GODDAM BRIOCHE WITH THEM

[inmirova]

looked over the notes from my cardio appointment from Thursday bc my sister wants me to see her doctor instead so I wanted to bring all the info I have and I just noticed even more blatantly incorrect shit... I hate it here 🫠 annotating all of my fucking paperwork from this place so I'm not giving the wrong fucking information. I should be getting paid for this instead of paying them at this point, hundreds down the drain only to be prescribed meds that I found out are literally the opposite of what I need 😒

[if-i-look-straight-look-again]

Daniel Molloy, 70 year old baby vampire: you know what would piss off both Louis and Armand and be very funny simultaneously?

Lestat de Lioncourt, queen of drama and biggest bitch in any room he walks into: what?

Daniel: if you and I fucked.

Lestat:

Lestat: tell me more.

[ethantheheathen]

im actually so mad why does this only have 40 notes

[TheStanelyParable/meme]Good Time (1:08)

Background:https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV11H4y1w7Xr/

[reunitedinterlude]

dan and phil: 1 // jesus: 0 (x)

[haveihitanerve]

“I’m human!” Batman protests when one of the JL members looks at him in shock after he survives a mission that technically should've been able to kill Superman.

“I’m human!” Nightwing argues to his fellow Young Justice members after completing a quadruple backflip twirl and knocked out three guards when not even Kori can do that. 

“I’m human!” Red Hood complains to one of his generals after they accuse him of being a ghost and/or zombie. (in all fairness to them he did die)

“I’m human!” Red Robin mutters to the Teen Titans after pulling four all nighters and surviving off of only three packets of sugar and eighty cups of coffee for seven weeks. 

“I’m human!” Robin insists to his Mother during one of their monthly visits, despite the fact that he arrived with several stab wounds and what is probably a concussion that should have landed him in the hospital but he still walks straight. 

“I’m human!” Orphan signs to the concerned police officer after he just watched her rip a mans shin out with only her fingernails. (he is fine. Orphan doesn't kill)

“I’m human!” Spoiler dismisses the other heroes(vigilantes) looks, seconds after having beat up eight goons with nothing more than a textbook, while telling each one a joke and hitting them in the face if they didn't laugh, laughing at each one she told, and having just landed a triple backflip onto a trashcan.

“I’m human!” Barbara assures her father at their weekly coffee meeting, although she did roll up with Scarecrow fear toxin wafting from her hair, Gothams harbor water covering her wheels. 

No, Batfamily, you are not human. Not anymore. That is a technically and you should not die on that hill. (you will not, despite the fact that a real human would) You were born human, and even that isn't scientifically provable.

"I'm a meta." Duke admits, the only reasonable one in the batfamily willing to admit he's different, although no less crazy.

[adyophene]

I like to imagine Husk takes Alastor to the movies when he's pissed at him cause he knows nothing else could ruin his night like a bad movie.

[jewreallythinkthat]

Ireland officially writing to the ICJ to ask them to change the definition of genocide is so insane to me. Like the wording of their letter is below:

“By legally intervening in South Africa’s case Ireland will be asking the ICJ to broaden its interpretation of what constitutes the commission of genocide by a State,”

“We are concerned that a very narrow interpretation of what constitutes genocide leads to a culture of impunity in which the protection of civilians is minimised."

You can't just redefine a word because you don't like that it's untrue???? That's literally the propaganda authoritarian playbook? Genocide has a tight and specific definition for incredibly important reasons. Not liking it and being upset that you can't Jew bash like you want to isn't a good reason to change it.

Making the deaths of civilians in a war a "genocide" water downs the term and also basically makes war completely illegal in any circumstance. If someone attacks you, you fight back. That's literally just how the world works and if this goes through, it will simply destroy anyone's ability to defend themselves?