#fuel tag

[piltoverfinest]

Sooooo, my friend Reg who is not only a total sweetheart but also a master artist worked on a commission for me during the last two weeks.

And very conveniently (she didn't know that) sent it so me yesterday, one day before my birthday. So naturally, I can not keep this to myself. I just NEED to share it (with her permission of course). I mean: LOOK AT THIS. ISN'T THIS THE BEST THING EVER?

Please, go on and leave lots of love for her in the notes and make sure to follow her on Tumblr for more of this beautiful art. *___*

And if anyone is interested in the fanfic this artpiece is for, it's Fuel On The Fire on Ao3. I you love our favourite soup-cooking criminal & are also into fantasy novels, then this might be the one for you. We are heading into darker themes, though, so please heed the tags (they get updated with every chapter).

[birdiedoesdc]

jason posting pt 2 (pt 1)

[vicariousresearcher]

Neighbour!141 and how they get your attention.

Neighbour!Price who is constantly offering you help. Sees some furniture boxes at your door and is offering to put it together for you. No? Well surely you need some tools at least, make it all easier. No no he doesn’t mind truly. He doesn’t want you trying to fix everything up with just an allen key now does he?

Shovels your side walk, up to your door even. When you come to him the next day all apologetic and saying that you were just about to do it, seriously he didn’t need to. He just brushes you off saying that ‘birds don’t need to be out doin that.' It‘s okay, he was doing his anyway. 

Listening when you complain about your shitty landlord who has yet to do anything about your faulty water heater. You’re in those shorts he’s only seen through the window, arms crossed and rambling as he thumbs at the valves. 

“It’s a no go bird. You gotta buy a whole new heating element and get it put in dere. If you’re needin to, you can shower at my place till this gets figure’d out ya?”

Neighbour!Kyle who honestly you see more outside of your neighbourhood than in it. You have no clue how but you two always end up in the same place at the same time. 

Grocery shopping? Oh he's here too, it has the best deals on produce! Excursion? Oh he just wanted to see the new exhibit at the aquarium just like you, great minds think alike. Eating something in your favourite cafe during your lunch break? He slides in the seat across from you with a playful smile saying ‘how its nice to see you here neighbour’. 

You don’t even know he slipped a tracker in your purse during one of these bump ins.

That's how it starts. A friendship with a man you apparently have so much in common with. You have to with how much you see him at your favourite places. Even that niche little diner that you love as soon as you mention it he’s finishing off its name and talking about how their sweets are so good.

“What do you mean you haven’t had any? Want me to grab you some next time I go-actually no how about we just go together. I need to see what else you’ve been depriving yourself of. Come on, we’ll go in the evening when it’s nice and quiet so it’ll just be us.”

Neighbour!Johnny who sees the sweet thing living next door and knows he needs to get his hands on you. But he’s smarter than those pretty eyes and dumb grin would let you think. He wants you to come to him. He just needs to prove what a prize he is first. 

So he finds every chance possible to workout outside. 

Deliberately does his stretches for his morning run where you’ll be able to see while you make your coffee for the morning. Absolutely chuffed when he makes eye contact with you while he’s mid shirt pull. The way you go bug eyed when caught ogling has him ready wanting to ask if you liked the show.

Now, god forbid you have a dog. He’s making friends through the fence, coming up to your door offering to take the sweet thing on a walk if you want. Truly he would love to have a running buddy please let him take your pupper out. It becomes normal enough that you don’t even bat an eye when he’s offering to take your baby out when you’re not home. 

“I don’t mind taking my boy out once in a while. His mama’s busy but I’m not. Where’d you say you keep your outside key?”

Neighbour!Simon who quickly learns that he can’t offer to help you round because it comes off as….creepy. He’s the one you think is going to tag you with a tracker or follow you to work. The one that has you holding your keys between your fingers when pulling in at night.

So he takes a different approach. Needy, confused, and helpless. A military man entirely unacquainted with domestic duties.

He’s pathetic in a stuck racoon kind of way. You know you shouldn’t trust him but the way you’ve heard his smoke alarm go off 3 times in the time you’ve been here has you messaging if he wants some of your supper since you made too much. You catch yourself adding far more while cooking just so you have something to drop off to his doorstep. 

You don’t even know how it happened but now you’re in his kitchen teaching him how to make some easy meals with your chicken marinade recipes. Something he won’t burn or over salt. He’s got you rambling away, so blissfully unaware. Safe in his home, so trusting of him now.. He’s made so much improvements with you, no more scurrying away the minute he’s a couple feet away. 

“‘m sorry for needin so much from ya. If there's anything I can do just message me ya? Don’t matter what time, I’ll come. Anything you need.”

[corethetrueidiot]

help

[plutonicbees]

i sure hope these teenagers just get to live normal lives and don't have to deal with the weight of the universe on their shoulders

[mxdzin]

hey guys welcome to this one fever dream of an au where all of the conclave cardinals are romance philology researchers because i am one and this is my way of coping with that fact. they’re trying to elect the new head of dept in this one and benítez is the hot new mysterious hire (genuinely no one knew that the guy was coming. bellini fucking hates his ass as the methodologist.) also i put them in my university to imagine benítez verbally destroying some of my professors before i go to sleep

their areas of research under the cut xx

[latenightsundayblues]

Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

[ethosiab]

Holy shit ty guys for 1k followers!!! No idea what you're all doing here but that's amazing!!!

I'd love to take art requests or something to celebrate, but I'm currently swamped with a lot of work on top of having like 27 reqs already sitting in my inbox. So take this other slabtek doodle, and maybe I'll be able to do something more in a few months ^_^

[raudart]

contemplating unexplained imprinting phenomena such as that of donor organs being imprinted with the traits and habits of their previous owners showing up in recipients post-surgery, and the case of eastern air lines flight 401, from which salvaged parts were used in other planes and the deceased crew members were reported to have been seen by the crew of these new planes up until the parts were replaced

imagine this in the context of cybertronian medics salvaging parts from cadavers and using them to repair soldiers, who then go on experiencing personality shifts, changes in habits, tastes and preferences reminiscent of their deceased donors, perhaps even culminating in unexplainable voices heard in their audials and familiar-but-not visages greeting them in their reflections...

[ginumo]

they make me SICK

[piltoverfinest]

It's almost November. Which means: I started writing Fuel almost a YEAR ago. A WHOLE GODDAMN YEAR! And I am still not even close to being done with it. I just...I have no words for this.

We are currently at 72 planned chapters, give or take. 167,154 written words. 3 Google docs bc Google can't take the volume *lol* 354 full pages.

I mean...that is insane. A whole year of my life. Crazy how things turn out.

[hairscare]

self indulgent saturday

[cannibalspicnic]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022- ) 1.02 | ...After the Phantoms of Your Former Self

Eric Bogosian as DANIEL MOLLOY

[calculatedklown]

People can say a lot of things about Gortash fans. But what they can’t say is that y’all ain’t a supportive little group when it comes to being unhinged about him 24/7. I never receive more hilarious comments than when I post Gortash art, and I think that’s beautiful.

Keep foaming at the mouth and gnaw at the bars of y’all’s enclosure. And always mention it in the tags. I would like to always see it.

[iknowicanbutwhy]

"You could recite their lines perfectly for them" yeah? Well they can, too

Continuation of this.

[beebfreeb]

There are Gregory Horror Show stories in my head so intricate.