#fucking the d n i lmao but don't fucking try to start something in bad faith because I will just block you

[zynari]

𒄬 CAUGHT IN THE FLASH

― scaramouche x fem!reader

― 04. give me a break ♬ // wc: 493

You hardly noticed the distant voices filling the classroom with a soft hum. As you sat in the hard wooden chair beside the window, you let your eyes wander to the gloomy clouds hanging low in the sky, as if they were filled with thoughts. You leaned your head slightly to one side, your eyes deep, and felt the chilly glass against your temple.

You could hear the whispers behind you, faint and insistent, like an itch you couldn’t scratch.

“Is it really her Scara’s dating?”

“I mean, we’ve known her since second year, but we never even saw her interacting with him, hence watch their concert.”

“Should we ask her, then?”

Suddenly, a hand slams on your desk and you jump from your seat.

You turn your gaze to see who it was.

“You trying to slap a mosquito or something?” you asked and sighed, still leaning on the window.

It’s lunch time, but you don’t have energy to consume anything right now.

“There’s no way it is true, right?” Mona, your classmate, asked. She drags the chair from her left and sits across from you.

“About what?”

“You and Scaramouche.”

Ah.

“Yep. Everything you see online are just bullshits.”

“But why did their agency confirm it?”

You closed your eyes and pursed your lips.

You feel the gaze from your classmates, and it looks like they are listening to the conversation.

“Are you secretly seeing Scara, y/n?” one of your classmates asked and you shake your head

“No way. Y/n doesn’t even have time for a relationship, and she is not Scara’s type.” OUCH???

You open your eyes and flick your fingers and point at your classmate who said that.

“Exactly.” you said and sat up properly, facing them. “Scara and I don't suit each other. I don't even exist to him. So there's no way that rumor is true, right?"

“How did you even get tangled up in this? And that picture from Paimon doesn't look fake."

“Oh. Um…”

Your phone that’s above your desk starts ringing and you look at the caller id.

kuni 💞

Good news, nobody knows that Kuni is Scaramouche.

Bad news, everyone saw who’s calling you, and they are getting suspicious of it.

You slowly flip your phone and smile at your classmates.

“You didn’t see anything.” you said with a smile

Then, screams could be heard from the hallways so you look at the door that is currently open.

“What the hell is happening?”

One of the students who’s running suddenly stops at your classroom and announces excitedly, “SCARAMOUCHE IS HERE!!!”

Your smile dropped.

In a flash, your classmates are gone and you and Mona are the only ones left. She looks at you and raises an eyebrow but you shook your head and looks at the window.

The students are starting to gather up on the grounds, and you notice a familiar figure at the center of it.

Give me a fucking break!!!

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SYNOPSIS: in which, a twenty-year old college student who also works as an on-call staff at an event management company finds herself in trouble when a picture of her with the popular guitarist of the famous band "cr4ze", went viral.

TAGLIST :

― @skyoverkill1 @kichiyosh1 @saechiro @tired-jaz @sketcheeee @lily-lmao @sicuit @raiden-d-arya @heusalettle @lightyagamifan @featuredtofu @illu-fu @vi0let-writes @bethleeham @kadesworld @d4y-dr3am3r @jayzioxx @samyayaya @justpeachyteastea @scaraenthusiast1 @sl-vega @lalalaloveallmydays @chemiru @strangeauthorrascalfreak @squigglewigglewoo @vaniolla

[comicglitterr0909]

Confused. Vanessa Shelly/Afton x Fem!Reader

Vanessa Shelly/Afton x reader who is really bad with emotions. Reader basically had not the best life, and wasn't allowed to show emotions growing up, and so when reader starts catching feelings for Vanessa, you don't know what it is so they are really confused and awkward around Vanessa, also Mike kinda just doesn't exist in this lmao :D

Even though the pizzeria might not have been my first choice, it's really not that bad. Or maybe I'm just trying to convince myself of that…oh well. I close my car door, careful not to do it too hard, the door would probably fall off. I really needed this job, I have maybe 100 dollars to my name. Sighing I use the key that Mr Raglan gave me, I try to unlock it one way, it doesn't unlock.

“Shit..” I mutter to myself, I turn the key a different way, flip it around, I try everything and it just isn't unlocking. I stand there for like 30 minutes fumbling with this stupid fucking key, and just my luck. A cop car pulls up, oh cool they can probably help me, wait oh shit, they are gonna think im trying to break in. I worriedly look at the cop car and wave, the windows are tinted and it's dark out so I can't see who's in there. Fuck fuck fuck fuck, I try to use the key again, glancing back at the female cop who just got out of her car. She looks nice… she can help, wait, all cops look nice, that's their tactic. 

“Hey. What are you doing?” The officer says as I quickly turn around, I can feel my heart start beating faster, I'm usually fine around cops though, whatever it's just nerves. “Officer! Hi um I'm the security guard here, the key I was given isn’t working. I've been trying for like 30 minutes haha…” That was convincing and definitely not suspicious. Shit. She raises her eyebrow, looking me up and down, and glancing at the lock behind me. “You're really lucky that the owner said there was a new security guard, or I'd probably arrest you. Here let me try.” She says with a smile, I hand her the key without saying anything. Woah my stomach feels weird, am I sick or something?? It feels like my stomach has like… horses running around in it. Weird description but whatever…taking a step back I watch as she unlocks it on the first try. 

That's awkward. “How did you do that?? I swear I... I tried for like 30 minutes…” She turns around and gives me back the key, looking me up and down again, god what happens to me? It feels like I'm going to throw up every time she does that. What is happening to me?? “It’s fine, keys can be difficult sometimes.” She smiles at me, fuck I feel like a fool all I can do is just stand there looking at her, I think im having a stroke. No wait, a heart attack, that more likely feels like my heart is eating itself. “Um, thank you Officer.” Why did I say that so weird, god she must think i'm drunk or something.

“Please, my names Vanessa, Vanessa Shelly.” She holds out her hand for me to shake, AND I STARE AT HER HAND FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS BEFORE AWKWARDLY SHAKING HER HAND OH MY GOD. I'm freaking out, is it hot? No, it's cold, why am I sweating?? “Right, uh, y/n, y/n y/ln. It's really nice to meet you.” It's really nice to meet you? Did I really have to put the really, whatever i can't go back in time. “You too, mind if I stick around for a bit?” YES, wait yes what the fuck is happening why do I feel this way? “Yeah no problem.” I say like a fool, I don't usually overthink things like this. Or do I? Have I just not noticed? Huh, whatever. 

The night goes on, and my heart doesn't slow down, the odd feelings in my stomach continue as she talks to me, and asks me a couple questions. It feels like the night goes way too fast, and I find myself upset when it turns to 6am. Driving home all I can think about her, why? I think I just really want to be friends with her, probably, that's all it is. I get home and lay down on my bed staring at the ceiling, maybe this job won't be as bad as I thought it would be. 

The next day Vanessa doesn’t show up, maybe she never will. I also find out how creepy the pizzeria is and even though my life is practically in danger, I just keep wishing that I’d get to see her again, but just as friends though. Just friends. 

I pull into the parking lot of the pizzeria. Walking up in my goofy looking security vest, I sigh. Yesterday I was actually able to unlock the lock, after 10 minutes…but at least I got it. Ugh, time to try to unlock this for half of my shift. And just like I said, it's been 5 minutes and I still can’t get it. “Does it…go the other way or..” I mutter to myself, before I see headlights shining at me. SHES HERE. Oh god I feel like I shoulda put more effort into myself today, does my hair look okay. I zone out thinking about every possible thing that I could ever overthink, before finally getting snapped out of it by her. “Hey, need help with the lock again?” She says teasingly, grinning at me. Woah, my heart just went to the moon and back okay that's normal. “Uh yeah haha, still can’t seem to get it right.” She takes the key from me and just like before, unlocks it with ease, before handing the key back to me. “I'm gonna hang out again today, hope you don’t mind.” “Hah no, I don’t care, I enjoy the company.” Finally I said something without sounding like a 5 year old. 

We both walk into the pizzeria, without saying anything, as we are walking her hand brushes against mine, there it is again, that fuzzy feeling that only happens with her. Maybe I should google my symptoms. “So how's your day been?” She asks me, with a smile. “Oh, pretty good, better now that you're here haha.” I pause, DID I JUST SAY THAT, holy shit oh god what? What was I thinking?? “That's funny, I was going to say the same thing.” She says with a wink, before continuing to walk down the hall. Everything in my head was screaming at me, I had to remember that walking is something that you do if you wanna follow someone. So I started walking again, maybe I should ask her? She's a cop, she might know what's wrong with me.

We go over to the showtime area. “Hey, have you seen them perform yet?” “They perform?” “Yeah watch.” Vanessa presses the showtime button, and the animatronics jump into a song. I watch them with intent, probably the first thing I've thought about that wasn't Vanessa in 3 days. We both walk over to a booth and sit down, just watching and listening to them do their thing. “So this is cool isn’t it?” She asks, looking at me, I look over at her. That feeling again, I swear I'm having a stroke. “Y/N?” Yup this is a stroke why can’t I answer her? “Y-yeah, right, um yeah this is super cool.” I say looking down at the table, smiling and looking back at her. “Are you okay?” Vanessa asks me, looking genuinely worried.

I gulp and look at her nervously. “Um, not really? I don't know.” “You don't know? What do you mean what's going on?’’ She stands up and squats down in front of me, looking up at me. She takes my hands and holds them. I swear my heart just stops at that point. “Hey, talk to me, what's going on?” “Do you um” I clear my throat. “Do you ever get this weird feeling? Lately my heart has been beating faster than normally, and I'm really nervous and anxious and my stomach feels like it's being twisted up.” She looks at me, with those doe eyes of hers, with genuine care and worry. “And the weirdest part of it all, is it only happens around…well…you.” And with that, the worry on her face disappears into a softer one. She laughs and looks back up at me with a smirk. “Y/N have you ever had a crush before?” “A crush? What's that have to do with this, I’ve never had one before but I’ve heard- oh” And it finally clicks, all those movies i’ve seen are like this, a crush, I have a crush on her. Oh shit. I just admitted to her that I have a crush on her. As she watches me come to realization, I feel my face heat up. “Don’t start stressing yourself out, y/n, I like you too.” She says grinning and looking at me sympathetically. I’m still processing all of it, so I don’t really say anything for 10 seconds. “That's good, I um I like you too…a lot.” “Yup, I realized that.” She teasingly smirks at me. “So are we dating now?” I ask genuinely as she laughs again, standing up. “Wow, you really haven’t ever done this before huh? It’s cute, and yeah, we are dating, cmon.” Vanessa holds her hand out for me to take, and finally, it feels right. No more confusion, it feels right, being with her. I’m finally happy. With her :)

[roxyzwritez]

au writing shit idk

heres the Rough Plan for my first few eps:

ep1: the au branches off of canon in the final SU ep, Change Your Mind. renamed to Change Your World. when white yoinks the gem out of steven and pinksteven reforms and whiteasks W H E R E I S P I N K the response is something along the lines of "i am right here, but fuck you im not talking to you." (girlboss) and white gets the "im a child, what's your problem" and has the perfectionist meltdown, then steven's like "sorry but we gotta head out" and they're like "PINK WHAT THE FUCK?" steven goes "im not pink just leave earth alone" the gems agree and give steven The Legs™️.

pearl latches onto the idea that rose is still alive in there. (didn't write that tho just had it cut to this next bit oops) her and greg build a thing to connect to the gem that will essentially connect to pink/rose im just gonna call her rose damnit and allow her to communicate w everyone. shes like "...hey guys. uh. sorry for trying to kill myself i guess that didn't work but i have been minecraft spectating steven for the entirety of his existence with no ability to do anything but think and watch" pearl has a lesbian implosion, everyone's all happy n shit. steven eventually asks about the lying and she's like "yeag i done bad there. i just wanted to keep you guys together" (now that i think abt it there was no mention of bismuth here.. oops,) garnet gives her a Garnet Specil motivational speech and she's like "i missed you too garnet" (i forgot to mention, garnet violently explode-unfuses and ruby+sapphire are just bumbling with happy when rose spoke) amethyst has her own moment (she thought this was all bullshit and started playing fortnite upstairs but between games she heard rose and a p p e a r e d)

anyway rose then is thinking "oh man i gotta talk to so many ppl" and realizes eh guys nothing to worry abt just a HAPPY TO LISTEN, HAPPY TO STAY, HAPPILY WATCHING HER DR- but we should go there NOW" so they do, spinel is understandably distraught and breaks the gemspeaker in half but feels bad about it. she comes with the gang to earth, they show her around, a new gemspeaker is made and they reconcile. yippy! also spinel ate one of ALL. big donut flavors. sadie allowed this just for on e because steven is the LORD AND SAVIOR OF THE STEVEN UNIVERSE haha funny.

anyway she and bismuth talk. bis is kinda like "yeah i wasnt very gamer sorry about that herhee" again ignoring that SHE lied about the bubbling, conveniently forgot to explore that conversation for ease of writing and so i didn't need to go "how do i utilize my 2 iq points to channel these characters and get them to have a coherent, consistent to character conversation about this situation"

peri and lapis are called over by bismuth who doesn't say shit to them for the surprise. lapis is like "yeah ok hit me" peri is more curious. rose speaks, peridot fangirls and lapis is like "oh shit that's historically significant " peri is like "I NEED TO RESEARCH:)))" and runs off. spoiler: gem cloning

bis brings up the idea. rose is like "yeah that sounds legit" (the gem cloning conundrum took me way too long to understand. i drove my friend crazy. "hey can u explain every single quantum detail of this in the most verbose way i dont understand" but eventually i understood it JUUUUST enough to write it lmao i still don't get it)

rose n steven talk in roses room. all happy n shit. greg is told abt the plan and hes like oh shit i gotta clean up and steven is like "you know her standards. she don't give a shit" hes like "yeag"

peri makes progress! she made a little clump!! (explaining the gem cloning: theyre making essentially an empty gem with the powers but no consciousness inside. when its ready, white will take steven's gem out again, rose reforms, and the new gem gets ever so graciously stabbed into his belly where the old one was.)

peri tells steven its gonna take a year. he's like "well okay better than like hundreds of years" then he goes off to talk to the diamonds. he brings the speaker with. rose lets out the thousands of years of distrust and anger at the dismonds and they are humbled even more than when they got pinkd and rose is like "you WILL heal all the shattered ones i don't give a shit" and theyre like "whatever you say little one" (yes they do indeed heal the fallen. probably with regular shipments of steven fluid. that sounded wrong but im not a freak like that hes still 14)

also they go back home and steven talks to rose abt "you told the diamonds you literally wanted to die are you fr?" she explains and hes like YOU FATHERFUCKER, YOU ARE AMAZING AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT (crying)"

next episode is just year-long filler but i made it actually good by making it essentially a montage of lapis and peri in the barn becoming lesbian for eachother. finally, a controversial move on my part, they decide to overcome lapis's fear of fusion and fuse for stevens birthday. their fusion is turquoise (took way too long coming up with a fucking name) and can corrode (water + metal) and can morph/control metal (liquify n stuff. definitely not taken from a lapidot fusion concept i found on google images.) garnet is like "hey pearl look at these silly lesbians " pearls like "damn relatable" garnets like "yeag"

a week or a few after the bday, the gem is finally ready. everyone is excited until steven asks how this is gonna work. peri is like UHHHHH... 😊 and lapis is just "eh just take that one out, stick this one in!" peri goes NNNO- but after some damage control and telling everyone steven will be fine hes like "well i better get some good sleep then. big day!"

there's more but im done typing my fingers are about to go peridot and fuckin fly away let me know if you want the like 1other episode and the minisode after that

[callsignmist]

A Dreamy Moment.

FIRST JACOB FANFIC IM PISSING MYSELF😭- (that was an attempt at a pun, i hate myself rn lmaooo)

ALSO G/N READER CUZ EVERYONE LOVES HIM

(Based on that one dream I had ;D )

( Btw if this is bad I'm so sorry I'll try better next time lmao)

It was quiet. Well, as quiet as it could be with two people in a room. You were laying on Jacob's chest. You could hear his heartbeat. It was fast, but calming. You also felt the way his chest rose when he breathed in, and fell when he exhaled.

All of the sudden, Jacob hums lightly.

"You asleep?" He lightly chuckles, and kisses your forehead.

"No, I'm just listening to your heart." You reply, smiling to him.

A few minutes of silence pass by, as finally Jacob speaks up.

"Top or Bottom?" He asked. Maybe as a joke, or maybe he was just curious, I wouldn't know that's going on in his head.

"Me? Oh, I'm a switch. But I've more often been Top. But I kind of wanna try to be taken care of once." You giggled, mostly to yourself.

Jacob whispers something, however it wasn't audible. And in the blink of an eye you were flipped on your back, Jacob hovering on top of you.

he looks down at you, and smirks.

"How about we switch it up a little? I could make you feel so good~"

You were surprised and flustered. He pinned you to the bed and you couldn't escape his hold. Not that you wanted too.

You nodded, feeling hot, but still shocked from the sudden placement.

"Hmm, you look so pretty darlin', but somethings missing.."

He starts to kiss your neck, leaving hickeys and love bites. You start to hum lightly. He made you feel good. You were really enjoying this.

His kisses trailed down from your neck, on your collar bone and reached your chest. He stops here, looking up at you again. "C-can I?" He starts stuttering. You nod again, biting your lip and blushing.

He continues to kiss down your chest, all the way down to your lower stomach. He lightly touches you and slowly pulls down your undergarments, making you whimper. He had been teasing you all this time, praising you for your whining and moaning. But you needed more. You felt wet and you wanted him to take care of it.

All of the sudden, he stops.

"Maybe I shouldn't get you all aroused now." He teases you. " we still need to make dinner and you have work to do and-"

You cut him off.

"Fuck Jacob! Don'tstart something you cant finish! Please- fuck I BEG you. i-i, i need you right here, please Jacob."

He just smirks. "You need me that badly, huh? You want me inside you sooo much hun?"

"Don't worry darlin'. We've only just started~" The last sentence was deeper and harsher, but you loved it.

He pulled your underwear and kissed your pelvic. Then he started to rub in between your legs. It felt so good, yet you wanted more. You moaned while his hands did the magic. A little more, and you felt your climax point. Fuck- you were gonna-

Jacob kissed you passionately, and went faster. You were almost there, and-

Jacob Wakes up with a jolt.

No. No, no, no, no, NO!

IT WAS A DREAM! FUCK.

Fuck…

He wipes the sleepy from his eyes. His sheets were wet and sticky, And his newly taken photos of you were too.

Damn, he had forgotten that he fell asleep looking at them.

It's okay, i'ts okay. He has a lot more of them. He looks around his room. Every single wall in his room was filled with Polaroids (the dates written in red ink). He also had a big corkboard, with probably all information about you. You would've never known about this. Heh, it's okay, though. It's only a matter of time before you two get together. He smirks.

*bu-Ding*

Oh, a message? Jacob stood up and checked his computer.

*YourName has accepted your friend request!*

They accepted! Perfect.

Oh my darlin'.

you and me, are really meant to be….

A/N: OMG I'm dying. Bro I'm OBSESSED over this man ;-;

I'm gonna try to post more and all that, and I might do some fanart :D

Hope you enjoyed!

(Jacob belongs to @carnivorekitty)

<333

[itsjaywalkers]

hi lovey how are you <3

it's late—like,,,4am late—and im somehow spewing out actual sentences BUT i have a question and i've been debating on how to start this whole thing so ill just say fuck it n get it out there—how do you keep up with all your wips??? bc like,,,,i've started writing, and i LOVE it. it's so fun to have these ideas finally out in word format instead of just stuck in my head.

but i have a really bad habit of starting smth n then...moving on to smth else when inspiration strikes. i occasionally go back to what i was originally writing, but even then it doesn't last long before im starting a whole new story 😭 im a little peeved as i've completely abandoned this one writing i slaved away at for days abt the backstory of one of my ocs—im somewhat proud of it n i don't want to just not get back into it.

as i write this, im currently staring at my laptop as i churn out yet another story of said oc (along with multiple other ocs myself n a friend made together) n im just,,,perplexed?? i suppose, on how so many fic writers keep up with all their wips.

i realize now that im just droning on n on so ill end here. writing is a bitch but also feels me with accomplishment when i do end up finishing smth, so i was just curious as to how you work around wips n things like that.

hello darling, i'm okay!! kinda dreading today's shift, but it is what it is. how are u tho??

and to be honest with u, i don't keep up with my wips like . at all . i do try to maintain some order, and sometimes i forbid myself from working on a story in favour of focusing on another one, but it doesn't always work, and there are times in which i really want to work on a fic even tho it's not a priority or supposed to be posted any time soon. but still, i try not to beat myself up over it, bc fanfiction is a hobby and something that i do for fun!! it shouldn't feel like a chore, so even if i do want to keep a schedule or alternate between wips so i can have some resemblance of balance, it's not really necessary, or even possible, considering the amount of wips i have lmao. it's our work and our writing, we're free to never finish anything if we don't want to, or to write 13847872648 fics at the same time, or to write only one for the rest of our lives. there are no rules or a right way to go about it yk??? i totally get the need to . focus on just one project, or at least be able to finish something, anything, but it'll happen at some point, i promise, and u should never force yourself, especially when it comes to an activity u do bc u love it and enjoy it

it's different if we talk about original fiction or original characters.. at least in my case!! i didn't get into writing fanfic until a few years ago, but i've been writing original stories since i can remember!! in fact there's this one i'm very slowly making progress with, that i came up with back when i was 17, and that i really want to . finish someday and hopefully try and publish it. for me, and when i'm really passionate about a project, like with this one, i do . force myself to not write anything else . it's inevitable to get new ideas, so i write them down, i make pinterest boards and even outlines, and occassionally, i also start them, write a lil of them when i need a break or to scratch the itch. but otherwise i just . do my best to stick to the one that i really love and i'm the proudest of. i do tend to hyperfixate and obsess a lot, so it's not THAT hard for me, bc even if i do get distracted sometimes, i always come back to this story. especially since i've been working on it for almost 5 years now, and i know it like the back of my hand. i could write three prequels and four sequels lol

so really, i don't think there's a right or wrong way to go about this. one of my best friends, and a writer i quite admire, jumps from a wip to another all the time, and also struggles to finish a story, but she just . trusts the process . lets herself have fun and write whatever she wants every day . it's been a while since she last finished something but she isn't too worried yk?? she enjoys what she does, and what matters is that she keeps writing. every person is different, and the way they approach writing is, too!!

my advice is to try and find out what works best for u and to stop beating yourself up over something that might be out of ur control. if u have this one story that's really important to u and that u really wanna finish, then maybe ur gonna have to practise some self-discipline, and force yourself a little, forbid yourself from getting distracted with these other shiny new ideas. but if doing that ruins the whole thing for u and sucks the fun out of writing then . take it one day at a time, focus on something different each day, and start 4 stories in the same week. it doesn't matter babe!! writing is an art, there's not a correct way to do it!!

[jormshands]

Ikumas Miyuki ABCs

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) similar to Yuuya, she's very touchy feely, tbh even moreso than him.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) amazing best friend, definition of ride or die, will be there to comfort you and bring you snacks and best someone who upset you to death

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) very snuggly, loves to cuddle with anyone, friends or romantic partner it doesn't matter

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) not really, she likes their life how it is and likes all the attention she gets. Can't cook or clean to save her life lmao

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) not a pussy so will do it face to face. They will approach it tastefully and be sure to not be an asshole or anything

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) she isn't too big on commitment, she likes to love a lot of people at once so if she settles down with someone, they are very special

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) not the most gentle but she's a sweetheart that tries their best.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) loves hugs, loves holding people and nuzzling them and curling up on people's laps

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) says it platonically pretty loosely, but in a romantic sense it's hardly ever

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) not jealous at all, she believes anyone can love anyone at any time and is fine with watching from the sidelines if need be

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) loves kisses everywhere, especially their neck. Very intense kisses that will leave you breathless

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) does not want kids at all

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) sleeps in very late and will best your ass if you try to wake her up

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) massive nightowl, she's up all night partying and doing things that are not good for them.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) pretty open, doesn't really have any secrets. They will say whatever comes to her mind without thinking

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) not that angered, it takes a lot to piss her off but when you do it's hard to make her calm back down again

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) kind of forgetful, means well but their memory is kinda iffy

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) any party where they ended up fucked up in more ways than one

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) can be if asked to be. They don't really like feeling like a damsel in distress so she isn't too big on someone being too protective over her

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) doesn't try at all but somehow always makes someone happy. She'll like accidentally give you something you've always wanted and they had no idea

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) not sober almost ever

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) not very, they just like to look presentable and cute for themselves

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) she's her own person and doesn't need anyone else to lean on

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) Miyuki is agender but definitely femme leaning because she thinks women's aesthetics are prettier

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) loves pretty much everyone and sees something endearing in everyone

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) would stay awake forever if she physically could

[beautifulmorningstar]

You know, I'm still fucking angry with the so-called friends who saw homosexual women and girls being demonized and just pretended not to know. There was this one person who nearly drove me to kermit, it is so absolutely mortifying now in hindsight, but she was someone I knew and cared about in real life - and I didn't want to meet her friend's newly "hatched" friend who she herself reported had said some dumb misogynistic shit. What was important to note was my state of mind at the time - I had spent a few years (about 6 years ago now) watching lesbians (and mainly lesbians) get bullied off their online safe spaces for being specific about their attractions or for making innocuous "no pregnancy" jokes. Obviously their intent was to dissuade the usual "cishet" but we all know which camp decided to hunt these women and girls down and harrass them with anything from "r u a torf" to literal rape and death threats. I watched it happen to some of my younger lesbian ex mutuals who eventually deactivated (I hope they're all safe and happy now). Some of these blogs I'd spoken to only a few times but I know they had a strong following - and noone intervened. Again... These girls had zero intention to hurt other lgbt people. And noone cared.

I've seen, in fact, people pile on - straight people, bisexual people, women even. Just jumping on the bandwagon because "the lesbians are having it too good". Sickening. I wholeheartedly curse these bigots (as well as the main perpetrators) to a life of suffering.

And there was noone to talk to about it. Everyone was pretending it wasn't happening, or too scared to say anything, or straight up telling you that you were making it up. Now I imagine lesbians in "first world countries" still often need some place for connection to what they are - if they were from a small homophobic hometown or even a large city where they lived in as a loner. Girls from religions that demonizes same sex attraction and ones from families that openly tell you being the opposite gender was preferable to being homosexual.

Let alone lesbians from countries like mine.

So when I opened up to someone from my personal life about what I was seeing in what I previously considered a safe space, I expected some balanced neutral stance where they would acknowledge it at the very least. But we all know that's not what anyone wanted to do, let alone 5 years ago when suddenly c1s lesbians were villains of the highest order - never mind that they had homophobia, sexism, AND most of them had racism to contend with. No, my friend quite literally made me feel like I was "focusing on the wrong things" and that I was the bad person for not turning away like everyone else.

Nothing could have worked faster to inform me that my observations didn't matter, that lesbians didn't matter, and that this world wanted us nonexistent.

Hell, nothing could have told me faster that this person wasn't even a fucking lesbian - or that she was, now I suspect after 5 years on, filled with internalized misogyny and homophobia.

It wasn't even mainly her fault, to be honest - it was a collective effort by everyone involved and those who very conspicuously did not get involved. The whole witch-hunt for things that lesbians quickly interpreted as a full-out attack against what they naturally are. "Nobody believed you weren't making those choices, as opposed to being that way. So why don't you just stop? Hey if you decide to off yourself instead, well it's still a choice!"

The flimsiness of it all is so telling. Never mind that women of multi-sex sexual orientations existed, no it was the homosexual women they had to target for their ideal dating pool - the women that CLEARLY would not be able to reciprocate. And everyone else just jumped onboard with "yeah that sounds like a good way to fix homosexual women" "yeah lesbians shouldn't make assumptions about people's genitals"

This alongside the fact that self ID was extremely popular, meaning anyone could identify in and out of anything - while a lot of these peoplr were ALSO saying that sex either didn't exist or wasn't as important as gender. Obviously, the cishet men who had an obsession with raping lesbians saw a chance and the other cishet men AND EVERYONE ELSE decided not to notice that, that wasn't happening actually. Imagine the fucking evil of it all - editing in here that many bystanders, without questioning what was really happening, often took to piling on the lesbian and driving her to ostracization OR breaking down and agreeing to abuse.

The only thing that keeps me from turning against ALL of them are the tr4ns people I've met who wholeheartedly reject this crap. They're depressed by it and understandably so. Tr4nsness used to be a coping mechanism for homosexual and ssa bisexual people in the past for the most part - the culture that has festered around genders today follows the most heterosexual logic anyone's ever seen. Which of course means that everyone is encouraged to be raging sexists, rigid homophobes, and even get in some racism while they're at it. And of course, the lesbophobia is through the fucking depths of space itself.

I've spent years wrangling with the sense of betrayal from people I know and people I don't (the fallout of relying on online spaces) and facing the truth of hatred, bigotry and plain old narrow-minded thinking. I've been on the other side of the tracks but I had my eyes opened real fast, and unfortunately stayed on the other side for a long time, tentatively trying to talk about what had been happening and being ignored. So I took a trip, I crossed the tracks, and honestly now I've boarded the train that doesn't head in either direction.

But I know which side is at least telling the bare-faced truth.

[33roda]

Yoooooo I'm back!! Any way I wanted to ask your opinion on something, who do you think out of all the genshin boys (minus the minors) would be the best subs/house wives? The obvious answers would be Diluc(he was the original male-wife after all), Childe, Thoma, Gorou and so on but I wanted to hear your opinion.

(And yes I may or may not have speed run finishing my math modules so I can hang out in Tumblr and chat with you some more, no definitely not- what you talking aboyt-)

-🥀/your local Diluc simp lmao

honestly I think gorou would be a cute housewife, but a bad one 💀 definitely burns your food and somehow breaks the brooms when he tries to clean, but you can't help it but smile at the way he's trying. he just presents everything with such a cute face

zhongli would be the best housewife ever omg. cooks, cleans, makes you tea, gives you massages when you need it.. sometimes you clean as he cooks, but it's worth it cus his cooking is just fucking scrumptious oh lord. you also have to buy the groceries and everything in the house but 💀 he's a very sweet wife. i imagine he'd be very intimate during sex as well, loves romantic sex!! would definitely light some candles before fucking too.

childe's only motivation for being a housewife is the sex frfr like he'd be cleaning n thinking 'i am about to get railed so hard for this' and that's what pushes him to do a good job. don't allow him to cook though because i just know he'd start experimenting with everything in the fridge and making you try it first with a smile on his face. like 'hey try this i spent a lot of time on it y'know :D' and it's the most gross-looking, foul-tasting thing you've ever seen. it's better you do the cooking and he cleans. loves watching you work out and helps you if you can't do certain exercises.

albedo gets sidetracked often while doing stuff.. like he could be making tea or something then he starts thinking and theorizing about things. literally pulls out a pen and paper on the spot and starts writing down/sketching his thoughts and completely forgets what he was doing in the first place. happens a lot when he's cooking so you have to get fast food a lot. if you work from home or start studying, he likes to sit (quietly) in the same room as you and work on his own stuff as well. very sweet, and watching him be happy at home is a very cute sight. loves it when you caress the back of his head and kiss him, usually ends up horny by it and just clings onto you until you've satisfied him. very submissive through it all, will literally have no complaints as you have your fun with him.

[sungbeam]

Please write 6, 15 and 22 prompts with Doyoung 😭

[𝟏𝟐:𝟎𝟑𝐀𝐌] — bad boy!doyoung x reader

1.3k words, meet cute jail cell edition lmao, cursing, unrealistic situation (cries)

a/n: tbh i was so stumped by this prompt, but i'm actually kinda pleased w how it turned out :D

You never thought you would ever finally meet your school's ice prince Kim Doyoung while in a jail cell. It was cold, really, and when you had been taken into custody, you hadn't gotten the chance to grab the jacket from your car. Then again, you had little chance to do anything when they had up and cuffed you as if you being there at the wrong place and the wrong time was the evidence that you were the one who set fire to the front office building. 

No, you had an idea of who it had been. And he had just been shoved into your cell with you. (It was a small town with a small station. You were just realizing how small it was.)

"Don't go conspiring, you two," mocked the officer, before walking away, ring of keys spinning around his index finger. 

Doyoung had a jacket. 

It was that cursed black bomber jacket that half the girls in your class always dreamed about wearing around their shoulders. They always fantasized about him claiming them with that jacket. You always scoffed at the idea. They all had the money to buy the same exact jacket, but always lacked the brains to think about buying it. 

Doyoung let out a brusque sigh, raking a hand through his dark hair. He leaned against the front wall of the cell and now faced you, who sat on the edge of one of the two cots. "Hey."

You didn't say anything. You were here because of him, after all. 

He must have read your mind or something, because he said, "I know what you're thinking—"

"Oh, do you now?"

The man rolled his eyes, hard. You hoped it made his head hurt. "Mature, Yn. Very mature."

You almost started. How did he know your name?

"Yes, Yn. I know your name."

Was he reading your mind?!

"No, your face is just very readable." He sent you a thin smile. "I am fully convinced you never graduated Kindergarten now. Are you always like this to people you just meet?"

Now it was your turn to roll your eyes. "Fuck off. I have every right since I'm in this damn place because of you." You didn't even have an alibi to get yourself out, or bail money. You were literally stuck here. Your idiotic older sister wouldn't even care you were in here either. Full on screwed, was what you were. 

Doyoung held out his hands as if placating a wild animal. "Yn, I swear to god I didn't set the office on fire. For once, I'm not the bad guy here." 

The two of you held and maintained a tense eye contact from across the cell from one another. Doyoung was always causing some sort of trouble with his friends. He wasn't labeled as a bad boy, per se. Rather, people dubbed him an ice prince for lacking empathy or compassion for anyone or anything outside his inner circle. You'd seen the wreckage he had made of the chem lab or the mess this freshman's bike became after Doyoung had raged through the bike racks after school. You despised him for being so—cruel. 

You had your fair share of trouble, but you liked to think it was because you were misunderstood. Yes, spray painting your art onto alley walls was a misunderstanding, clearly. But you would never go as far as arson. Fire was cool, but not that cool. (No pun intended.)

He breathed out again. "Someone's trying to frame us." He paused, reconsidering, "Well, someone's trying to frame me. You're just the poor sap who got sucked into this."

You deadpanned. Did you have to share a cell with this idiot? "Thanks. That makes me feel so much better."

"I didn't mean it like that," he stammered. "Yn, I'm just trying to put it how it is." Doyoung pushed off the cell wall and began walking across the cell toward you, and there was a sudden and very real spike of anxiety in your chest. 

"Don't come near me."

At your words, Doyoung immediately stopped.

You cleared your throat, adding, "Take another step, and I can't be held responsible for my next actions."

Instead of backing up as you intended for him to react, he instead cocked his head at you. A sly sort of smile slipped onto his lips as he crossed his arms over his chest. "And what might that action be, love?"

It suddenly occurred to you that the idiot was you at this moment. Your heart rate leapt. "No—no, that is not what I meant! I meant that I'd kick you in the balls or something if you came any closer!" You tried amending your words, but the damage had been done and your face was as hot as the flames that had devoured the office building. 

Doyoung grinned, and you had the sudden thought that it looked like a bunny. He chuckled. "Sure. Okay, I believe you."

"It's true!" You stammered. 

"Mhm," he hummed, sitting down on the edge of the other cot. "I said I believed you, didn't I?"

You scowled, and in a desperate attempt to save your dignity, you said, "Look, I'm this close to actually giving you a shiner, dude. I can't even go home because of you, and now this is on my record, and—"

Doyoung's eyebrows furrowed. "Wait, wait. Why can't you go home? You did call someone to bail you out, right?"

You scoffed. "Yes, because my older sister cares so much about me that she would interrupt her beauty sleep at midnight to come bail me out for alleged arson." You shook your head, bitterness rising in your chest. "I don't have the luxury."

Another tense silence fell over your shared cell as Doyoung considered you. You couldn't meet his gaze; you hated the pity in his eyes that was so uncharacteristic of him, but somehow fit his pretty, dark eyes so well. His face was built to express, but something prevented him from being emotional all the time. 

It was maybe a couple moments later that Doyoung broke the silence. He scratched the back of his neck. "For what it's worth," he murmured softly, "I'm sorry you got roped into this, Yn."

You swallowed. "It's okay."

He looked as if he wanted to say something else, but the officer from before was coming back with the ring of keys jingling from his fingers. "Looks like you're going home, Kim." He yanked the cell door open, and Doyoung stood up to exit. 

You tried not to be bitter. Or to feel sad about the prospect of being abandoned again. 

Doyoung glanced back over his shoulder at you. "Hang in there, Yn." He followed the officer back down the hallway, away from you and your sight. 

So… you were alone now, huh?

With a sigh, you settled onto the cot and curled in on yourself in an attempt to get comfortable and to stay warm. No jacket, no company, no sympathy. At least you wouldn't have to go to school tomorrow—

"Aw, love, you look so cute like that." The cell door was yanked open and you shot upward. Doyoung grinned at you from beside the officer. He beckoned you out with a wide grin. "Come on; let's get you out of there."

You blinked. Were you still asleep?

"No, you're not still asleep."

You glared, standing up and walking toward him. "What the hell are you doing back here?"

Doyoung ruffled your hair with his hand and you whacked it away with what you thought was a frown, but looked more like a pout. Man, did you always look this adorable? He couldn't understand why he was seeing you differently. Maybe there was something wrong with that jail cell. "I got my friend to bail you out, too. We'll give you a ride home."

When you balked a little, Doyoung examined your face, and suddenly understood. "Or you can crash at my place. You can be cute and curl up with me." He wagged his eyebrows at you, and you couldn't help but think how this was probably the most emotion anyone outside his inner circle had ever seen from him. 

You rolled your eyes, punching him in the bicep. (Shit, he had buff arms—) "Fuck off, Doyoung."

He grinned, though its edges were softer. "You first."

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[yunohentai]

hi !! can i request for jaemin or jeno or threesome with them with hard dom kink 😌

yes bestie on it~ well this is gonna be the real sexy shit omg LMAO. pairing: jeno & jaemin x reader. " n e e d. "

y/n was fast asleep, cuddled in her blanket with her pillow between her legs as her lips parted softly, while she rubbed her wet core to the pillow. she let out soft moans as she turned around in her bed uneasily. while she slept her friends and roomates jaemin & jeno came back from their work shifts, as they walked into her bedroom while looking for her, only to see her covered in the quilt.

they both smiled and looked at each other as they walked closer to the bed, jaemin pulled down the quilt as his lips parted slightly when he noticed the pillow between her legs. "jeno.. look." he said as jeno followed his gaze. "What the fuck is she doing?" jeno said and hovered a little over her, his cheeks slight red.

she hummed softly and with closed eyes moved in her bed, pulling the pillow closer to her core and sighed softly. jeno looked at jaemin and raised a brow. jaemin sat next to her. "j-jeno..." she let out a breathy moan as jeno felt something in his pants. and right the next second she moaned jaemin's name making his ears perk and looked at jeno. "a-ah jaem.." she moaned in a low voice.

jeno caressed her arm and whispered in a soft tone. "y/n wake up" he said and she whined. she slowly opened her eyes and pressed her legs together due to the wet and uncomfortable feeling down there. "you've been... wanting the both of us?" jaemin said as jeno's eyes were fixed on her breasts as she was just wearing a bra. y/n turned red and blinked in confusion trying to hide the truth.

"What? no..." she whispered in a low tone as jaemin's hand caressed her cheek and she instantly leaned into the touvh while moaning softly. "too needy" jeno said. "is it bad that i have wanted to touch you too?" jeno continued and jaemin smiled at her. "me too." she moaned as jeno's hands went inside her shorts and then her underwear.

she hummed softly as jaemin kissed her throat slowly leaning down, as jeno whispered. "Do you want this?" he asked her as she nodded. "i do, i need this" she said and jeno let out a groan as he quickly pumped his fingers inside her and jaemin bit her neck, making her moan loudly.

"you love this don't you? my little whore" jaemin said and spanked her as she looked into his eyes and pressed her lips to his, while thrusting three of his fingers inside her jeno pulled her hair using his free hand, making her pull away and look at him. "do you want to have us both at the same time?" he asked and she nodded.

"such a slut." he said and jaemin laughed as she looked at them, acting all innocent. jeno pulled out his fingers from inside her and slowly took off her clothes, stripping her completely naked. then jaemin and jeno also stripped naked, jaemin sitting behind her and jeno infront of her.

she was in jaemin lap as she felt him push his cock up her hole and jeno pushing her legs open and slowly thrusting his cock in her cunt too, as she moaned in pleasure. the feeling of having the cocks of the perfect two men at the same time was heavenly, how good it felt was un-realistic too. "don't you dare close your eyes or legs, slut." jeno said and continued to pound inside her.

jaemin also thrusted up her hole as she gasped in pain and tightened over his dick. jeno and jaemin let out groans as jeno sighed softly when he felt her cum over his cock. jaemin and jeno continued to thrust inside her making her feel utter pleasure and overstimulated too. both of the boys filled her up with their cum as she also came for the second time.

"we're not letting you off the hook so easily, you've been really naughty" jeno said and looked at jaemin as the two smirked. jeno sat behind her now, playing with her breasts as jaemin lowered down with his head between her legs, starting to eat her out as she looked up slightly and smirked against her.

"we're gonna have a lot of fun tonight" he said before kissing her clit.

a/n: sorry if it looks rushed or sloppy with a bad plot im just not in a great headspace for writing atm but i felt super guilty for not comleting reqs lol so yeah apologies.

[michu-writes]

hello there!! i saw that matchup requests were open so i was wondering if i could get one?

i am a filipino genderfluid, and have short fluffy black hair (which i cut alone in my bathroom, and it kind of looks like shit LMAO) , dark brown eyes , im 5'5" , and usually dress in layered clothes or baggy clothes since i feel comfy that way!

i like a lot of things! but mainly drawing, flowers, watching movies, making jokes (theyre more sarcastic or sexual in a way- kind of like kenny or chandler bing-) , doing my eyeliner , dying and cutting my hair, styling outfits, painting, and talking with my friends!!

im an intp-t and ambiverted!! my personality overall is sarcastic, funny (or at least i try to be-) , chaotic, usually having bursts of energy, talkative, moody, and i have a bit of anger issues, and some people describe me as a pushover :( and i also get distracted easily!

my primary love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service!

i try my best to get good grades in school, but i usually get a C or a B, maths and AP (araling panlipunan, its to learn filipino history) are the ones where i fail the most

i hope its not much trouble that i request this!!

A/N: YO YOU LITERALLY JUST ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ME WTF? Can we please be friends what /hj

I ship you with...

Kenny McCormick!

• I just ship you with Kenny so much idk why. It's definitely not because of the sexual jokes bit I just suddenly screamed "Aight, it's definitely Kenny" as I was reading about your personality. Anyways, Kenny would love a s/o like you who understands him (pun intended), and he just thinks you're so cool apart from everyone else.

• I feel like people would see both of you like 'the kinky prankster couple' due to how many horny jokes both you got. It's all sarcastic, don't worry. Cartman would probably be like "Woah, Kenny! You finally found someone as annoying like yourself, never thought that would happen." But anyways, he also likes how creative you are! Sometimes he'd ask you to maybe draw or paint something as a gift for Karen :D !!

• Expect A LOT of flirting/joke competitions. He was really confident at first, but would be a blushing mess at the end. But luckily, his parka would cover it up.

• Also he loves your eyeliner. If you put eyeliner on him, he'd instantly love it and would ask you to do it more often. He just thinks he looks badass.

• Oh! And one time Kenny decided to help you dye your hair, and you thought he completely fucked it because it looked so messy and then started to yell at him. But after you washed your hair and blow dried it, it actually looked really good.

• I have feeling that Kenny enjoys big and baggy clothes as well, and wouldn't hesitate to steal some of yours LMAO. He'll also let you style his clothing from time to time! He'll have to lend some of yours sometimes because he doesn't really have much clothes.

• You said you get distracted easily? Expect him to try to get your attention at the worst timing. Like during class, meetings, etc. He'd always find a way to distract you somehow. But if you really want him to stop, then he will.

• He'd would love to help you with getting better grades if you want to! Both you could study together :D!! He's a bit bad at explaining things, but he tries his best! His company is enough.

[hnychn]

KARASUNO’S MANAGER !!

SYPNOSIS — it’s a new year and the karasuno team decides to throw a new years party in the school gym

WARNINGS — tooth rotting fluff <3

AUTHOR’S NOTE — none of this is realistic but shut up and let me live laugh and love with the idea it’s real

⇀ HAPPY NEW YEARS BABESS

⇀ so it all started out when noya and tanaka came up with the brilliant idea to throw a new years party

⇀ and since canonically, everyone in haikyuu are losers, everyone agreed 😀

⇀ of course you invited your boo kenma 😼 and the nekoma team

⇀ and kuroo invited the fukurodani team since bokuto heard about the party somehow

⇀ the party is held in the gym, it's byoc

⇀ "bring your own cups"

⇀ cause y'all broke broke 😭😭✋🏼

⇀ kidding . . . about the cup part, y'all are broke though . . .

⇀ anyways, so the team put you in charge of getting the drinks

⇀ . . . but they never specified non-alcoholic 😼

⇀ so you, being the six foot seven giant you were, got some alcohol

⇀ it was surprisingly easy

⇀ like the guy behind the counter didn't even ask you for an ID or anything and he probably assumed you were 21+ because of your features 🤡

⇀ i mean you do be chiselled by the gods themselves 🤪🥴

⇀ not me simping over you 🤺

⇀ so the party is about to start and you come in with literal bottle of alcohol like fUCKING JACK DANIEL'S AND WHISKEY AND RUM AND ALL THAT SHIT

⇀ and when daichi saw you with all the paper bags filled with bottles of alcohol he just-

⇀ . . . 🧍🏽‍♀️

⇀ "y/n. . ."

⇀ "yes? 🤠"

⇀ "why. . .why do you have alcohol?"

⇀ "you said to get drinks. ."

⇀ "i mEANT PUNCH-"

⇀ all daichi wanted to do was punch you 🏌️🏽‍♀️

⇀ LMAO BUT NOYA AND TANAKA TURNT UP WITH THE ALCOHOL

⇀ they poured that shit into those punch bowls? ya know? the ones in those cliche highschool movies

⇀ they got red solo cups and everything 🔫

⇀ anyways, so people start showing up and daichi panics because no sir, these minors aren't getting drink on his watch, but oops-

⇀ kiyoko locked him in the shortage closet 👁

⇀ "i'll let you out in 20 minutes"

⇀ because babes knew that's all it'll take for everyone to be blackout drunk

⇀ and she was right ��🏽

⇀ fifteen minutes into the party, noya, tanaka, yamamoto, lev and a bunch of first years are drunk drunk.

⇀ suga, kuroo, asahi, and ennoshita are also drunk but like they're the chill typa drunk y'know?

⇀ they playing a game of uno with normal playing cards 🧍🏽‍♀️

⇀ kenma . . . doesn't want to be there BLESS HIM LMAO-

⇀ he's sitting in the corner, red solo cup in hand because kuroo took his pspspsp and won't give it back, even if he is drunk

⇀ and you- good god

⇀ YOU. ARE. D R U N K.

⇀ i'm talking the embarrassing type of drunk

⇀ you're dancing on one of the volleyball poles like a fucking stripper and bokuto is throwing napkins at you like they're ones please- 🔫

⇀ kenma is just in the corner staring like 🐚🌝 hello yes, officer? imma need animal control here asap.

⇀ LIKE DJFJD WTF IS MY BF DOINGG

⇀ he's embarrassed for you 😔✋🏼

⇀ but in the corner of your eye you see kenma sitting all alone so you go over to him, alcohol nearly spilling over the side of your red solo cup

⇀ "what're you doin all alone here, kitten?"

⇀ kenma crinkles his nose because you smell like alcohol, but he just shrugs

⇀ he says something but you can't hear him over he loud music, so you lean closer but you end up spilling your drink all over your shirt and you just

⇀ "ew it's sticky . . . i guess I'll just take it off"

⇀ SO YOU DO

⇀ IN A CROWDED ROOM

⇀ OF DRUNK POSSIBLY NOT STRAIGHT MEN

⇀ and holy fuck-

⇀ how knew you were so foine 🥴🥴

kenma's eyes widen when you suddenly pull off your shirt, your chest still slightly damp from the drink spilling on you. he could feel heat rushing to his face the longer he stared. kenma wanted to look away, he really did, but it was something about the way you rubbed your hands over your abs and chest to wipe off the moisture and the way you looked down with hooded eyes that had him entranced. he couldn't look away, and by the sight of the other people in the room also staring at you with no shame, they couldn't either.

despite being drunk, you could tell people were staring and it filled you with a sort of confidence you only got in the privacy of your room with kenma. speaking of kenma, he wasn't fairing any better. his head was turned to the side to look away, but his eyes betrayed him and stayed focused on your chest.

you smirked.

kenma gasped as you suddenly leaned forward, your hand slamming onto the wall next to him and the other pushing him by the hip, your cold fingers slithering up his shirt and sending chills up his spine. your breathe was warm next to his ear and kenma's blush intensified.

"see something you like, kitten?"

kenma's breathing began to get heavier the longer you whispered in his ear, his chest and pants tightening. kenma refused to look up, knowing half of the people in the gym were staring, but he would by lying if he said it didn't turn him on more than he already was.

your stopped whispering in kenma's ear and began trailing kisses down his jaw and neck, leaving marks behind. kenma had to bite his bottom lip to stop noises from escaping his mouth, but his restraint was limited due to the small amount of alcohol in his system.

your fingers traveled further up his shirt and caressed his waist, pulling him closer to you. pulling away from his neck, you turned to his lips, sucking and biting on them as if it would be the last time you would be able to. kenma's neck was littered with hickies that, even in the darkness of the gym, were extremely visible.

but before things could go any further, you were ripped away from kenma by a fuming daichi, "first you bring alcohol and get everyone drunk, then you try to fuck your boyfriend in the middle of the gym? i'm gonna kill you, y/n."

⇀ you were put on daichi watch for the rest of the night 😔🔫

⇀ but by the time 11 rolled around, you were a bit sober so i guess that's good

⇀ everyone gathered into he middle of the gym and counted down until midnight

⇀ kiyoko and yachi had hung some of those colour changing lights and gave the room some amazing vibes

⇀ and kenma was standing next to you, your arm slung over his shoulder as the lights hit his face perfectly and outlined every feature of his beautifully

⇀ you smiled down at him

"it's already 2021, huh?"

kenma looked up at you and immediately looked away when he saw that you were already looking at him. even after months of dating and nights spent in each other's embrace, he still got nervous when you looked at him the way you were right now.

eyes so full of love and lips pulled into a satisfied smile.

"yeah. . . i guess. . ."

you laughed and pulled him closer to your side, kenma stumbled a bit and grasped onto the new shirt you put on. it was a spare that you left behind in the clubroom one day.

"c'mon kenma! new year, new possibilities! what are your new years resolutions?"

kenma shrugged, burying his head deeper into your side, "i don't have any."

5 . . .

you smiled, "really?"

you looked back up at the digital clock kiyoko hung up on the wall just for new years, your smile never faltering. kenma loved that about you, your ability to smile no matter what. no matter the circumstances.

4 . . .

"what about you?" kenma asked, a small bubble of guilt building in his chest for not answering how he thought you wanted.

you looked down at him with the same lovesick eyes and satisfied smile, kenma felt his heart stop, "me?"

you looked back up at the clock, "hmm. . ."

3 . . .

"i think. . . " you drew out, a playful smile on your face when kenma pouted at your long answer. he slapped your chest when you laughed at him.

2 . . .

"i think," you tugged kenma in front of you and rested your chin on his head, a lazy smile drawn on your face as everyone else yelled about, excited for the new year.

1 . . .

"i think i have everything i could ever want right here."

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

kenma gasped as you suddenly turned him around, lifting his face by the chin. everyone around you cheered as the clock hit 12 and it was now January 1, 2021.

kenma's heart pounded when he saw the same old lazy smirk on your face and the same old lovesick look in your eyes; but no matter how many times he's seen it, he would always feel the butterflies fluttering in hit stomach.

"happy new years, kenma." you whispered as you pulled him into a kiss.

what a way to start the new years.

⇀ everything after that was a blur

⇀ the party amping up as a way to start the new years and you were sure even daichi had a cup full of some unholy concoction of alcohol kiyoko made for him

⇀ when you woke up, you were in bed, kenma laying a your side.

⇀ with close on, y'nasties 👁

⇀ your head felt like it was going to explode and your stomach turned in ways it shouldn't

⇀ but you were too lazy to get outta bed

⇀ me 🤡

⇀ so you just pulled kenma closer and went back to sleep

⇀ dreaming of a happy future with the man in your arms

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a/n :: i'll add the read more thing in the morning, i gotta start getting dressed for the new year party. this was kinda rushed too so sorry if it's a bit jumbled or something

[shtern-and-art]

I have more questions because it's no longer 4am lmao.

Does Skeppy fear any animals? I just wanna know if there's any sweet moments of Skeppy clinging to Bad whilst he tries to calm him down.

I'm guessing Bad still hates things like littering and woodcutters but would he ever act particularly strongly about it or would he have more control?

I like how Rat seems to tolerate Skeppy because Bad likes him but would she ever get jealous if Skeppy started pettting another dog?

I have a horrifying image of Bad just spider climbing up a tree to fetch Skeppy. I don't know why but I feel like dude wouldn't even need branches lmao.

What other supernatural creatures/people do they come across? Were there any that were especially dangerous and did they befriend any?

Is Bad much physically stronger than Skeppy? I keep thinking of Skeppy being a little shaz and Bad just one-arm picking him up and slinging him over his shoulder XD.

Does Bad ever get nightmares of the day he became the forest spirit?

How far would Skeppy take stealing? Would he steal something he knows the owner has genuine attachment to? Would he do everything in his power to steal something for Bad even if it means getting hurt?

Who's more likely to protect the other?

Skeppy just minding his business looking at one of Bad's textbooks, turns his head and Bad's just having a tea party with a freaking bear. Surprised the man hasn't had a heart attack yet XD.

What's your favourite thing to imagine them doing?

Is Bsd an adrenaline junky? Or is he scared of more dangerous things like bungee jumping and mountain climbing.

What would their reactions be to rollercoasters?

Do they have a favourite date-night activity?

Everytime I think of this au it brightens my mood!! Thank you for making something so heartwarming!! <3

Glad to see you again :D And yaay, questions!

My pen pressure broke again, I can't finish any sketches for this ask rn, but here's a couple of old messy designs.

1) Comforting and nightmares

Skeppy has a normal, I’d even say adequate level of fear towards wild animals, whilst Bad has it in negative numbers. And, yes, this fun juxtaposition leads to a lot of unfortunate moments of Skeppy nearly dying from heart attack when some of Bad’s animal friends show up unexpectedly, or Bad goes all out for his tea-parties with wild bears or smth.

So, yes, sometimes the comforting hugs are necessary! And no, none of them ever play up the dramaticness of the situation just to drag out the nice comforting moment They do n o t. That’d be very silly and unnecessary, and will deserve a lot of teasing. So, it’s all serious. Not only for the first couple minutes. Yes.

But If you’re looking for comfort-after-actual-hurt – Bad does have to hold and comfort Skeppy, when the stress of trying to not fuck up the good stuff around him gets too strong. And after the nightmares where they are hated and chased by people. Those dreams do not come often, but when they do, Bad is there to hold Skeppy, whisper in his hair that he is alright, that they’re both alright, and that they can handle everything that’s going on right now.

And Bad himself, well. After leaving the town, his nightmares about the night of the ritual stopped almost completely. They come rarely, only when the anxiety gets really bad. Before, in the forest, Bad had them pretty often. It’s one of the reasons he mostly slept not as himself, but in the minds of the animals.

2) Littering

Bad will not maim someone for not getting a candy wrapper in a trashcan, especially if there are people around. But if someone leaves a big mess in the nature, or even (*gasp*) does it regularly, Bad can and will try and teach them a lesson. As in: pull a cautionary (and probably slightly terrifying) prank on the misbehaving person.

It doesn’t always work out as Bad intended, and may even scare some people off anything relating to nature for good, but, according to Bad, it’s still “a fun and useful little hobby to have :3”.

3) Rat

Rat takes a looong time to warm up to any other animals that infringe on her territory. And Skeppy might be a little shit (and his own rights for Bad are debatable) but he is Rat’s territory still (by approximation from Bad). So, she can gatekeep Skeppy a little bit. Not as much as she does Bad, but the man gotta know his place – Rat comes before other dogs for him too.

4) Tree climbing and strength

Oh, Bad can an will climb down a tree like a full-on creepy creature he is: head down, using only his claws, with Skeppy tucked under one arm. Maybe not even upside down, if Skeppy is lucky, and wasn’t too annoying about wanting to stay up on the tree for the night :D

5) Meeting other spn creatures

Oh, that’s a big question (: Yes, they do meet other cryptids, befriend some, and get in trouble with some, and deal with a handful of new and old spn troubles :D

I always thought that Bad and Skeppy’s life after the main story can make a series of short stories (or one big episodic one) dealing with exactly that: the guys traveling around, meeting other cryptids, learning more about themselves and the world, trying to build a life between human and supernatural crisis going on. Just like In The Dark it can based on the mix between the real life and the minecraft-verse events.

I wanted to focus more on finishing the main story first, though, so these stories are not as sought through, I didn’t even write down any of them yet :D

But if you have more concrete questions, ideas, or suggestions (about a specific person, or a specific thing happening) – write me, I’ll think about it, and how it can work with the theme and worldbuilding I have in mind.

6) Stealing + Protectiveness

Skeppy can sometimes forget about, ahem, moral principles, or human decency… emphasis oh “human”. He’s nature and different worldview it gives, it seeps through in his life and actions even more with age. Especially after he’s been away from actual people for a long while. So, I guess, he might at times steal something that is very important to someone, or do something that could be considered weird or rude in general.

And if Bad really needs something, or is in danger – all rules are down. If there is no one to reality check Skeppy, he might proceed to walk on heads, and commit risky and reckless crimes just to help or save Bad.

They both are quite bad with that, the protecting each other thing. Bad, tho, can be more fiscally violent in his protectiveness.

7) Adrenaline and rollercoasters

Well, it’s not that Bad likes adrenaline specifically, he’s just very curious, likes to try new things, and is almost unkillable. So he can just- just go for everything that’s interesting for him with reckless abandon, and if it goes wrong – welp. Bones can heal limbs can regrow, and the cool abandoned caves will not explore themselves. He’ll have to learn to ease up with lack of selfcare though. Because Bad can’t always leave Skeppy to fend for himself, while he heals, and Skeppy does NOT like seeing Bad getting hurt so much, and not caring about himself at all.

This probably comes back to Bad dealing with his spn nature and learning to make peace between it and himself. And to his anxiety, and unhealthy coping mechanisms.

And hey, it’s the same for Skeppy and his lack of adequate moral compass at times :D

There will be a lot of tension and growing they’d have to do in regards to all this.

Also Skeppy is the one who’s really into chasing the thrills :D Man spent nearly half a year annoying probably-murderous-forest-spirit just for little not-boring fun, jeez :DD

Rollercoasters are a no go, tho. They go up in the air, real high, and, once again, Skeppy and highs do not mix, they do not mingle, they will not have tea parties (with or without bears). Unless, of course, Skeppy really needs to prove something. Then he’ll go on a ride, and die an honorable death, and will never admit he screamed all the way through it.

8) Dates

(*insert an innuendo from Skeppy here*) But, ahm, actually I’d say they love going on picnics: getting food, and hanging around in the nature for a while.

And I honestly donno what I like to think about the most… I just really enjoy the vibe and the atmosphere of the whole story, and how Bad and Skeppy interact in general.

It all is a real delight to write about :D

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In The Dark - masterpost

[dimpledlavendeer]

Enhypen's hyung line as type of best friends

Heeseung

Sleep over bestie

Can show up at your door any minute

"Hey y/n :D" *dives inside*

Movie or game nights with him is the best

When he stays over you will a have a singing battle even tho he's a better singer

Will put on a random song on his shuffle and starts singing to you

Pulls you to dance with him too

You both will end up not sleeping or sleep after 4 am I don't make the rules

Likes to cuddle, backhugs, kisses any kind of skinship he just like the feeling of being close

Likes being babied

"Get this blanket hee you're gonna get cold"

"Thank you y/n" *pouts* 🥺

Most likely to have a crush on you

Likes to see you wearing his stuff, let's you keep them

If he stays over he will find an excuse to sleep while cuddling lmao he is such a baby aaaaaaaa

Reminds you that you deserve sm 24/7

Will try to cook for you

Will listen to you all night long actually that's why you guys stay up for so long

Just talking about random stuff if you aren't playing games or watching somethings together and he will always say something to help you

Even listening to his voice is calming tbh

Wants attention

He might get a bit sad if you give attention to someone else

Loves showing off his skills to you and gets all giggly when you praise him

Is definitely shy

Definitely won't go around shirtless with you

Jay

The funniest bestie

Will joke around or tease you 24/7

Talk to you about everything like literally everything

Is definitely not shy at all

Most likely to be shirtless around you

"Hey y/n can u pls scratch my back for me"

Will definitely cook for you, might even get offended if you wanna order something

Least likely to fall for you

Chooses all your clothes

Goes to shopping with you and uses you as a literal model lmao

Doesn't let you buy anything he doesn't like

OVERPROTECTIVE

Get jealous if he sees you being close with the rest of the boys bc he wants you as 😤 his 😤 bestie 😤

Would fight for you

"Did that guy just fucking hit on you?"

"Jay it's fi-"

"YAH!!! WHO DO U THINK UR HITTING ON?!?!?!?"

Is like an elder brother

Will take you out for a ride around the city at nights

Carries you inside if you fall asleep in the car

Jake

The bestie with the best advices

Is ready to do anything with you 24/7

Will pick up the phone even if it's 3am

Rarely gets angry

Not jealous at all

Not shy at all

Will also go around shirtless with you

Ask you if he looks good and gets happy when you praise him

Will help you with homeworks and exams

You guys will probably adopt a dog or a pet together

Is the first one you go to when something bad happens or when you can't decide on something

Is a great listener, gives the best advices and helps you solve your problems quickly

Will also come for a sleep over

Touchy, loves skinships especially backhugs

Won't fall for his best friend

Sunghoon

The annoying bestie lmfao

Will definitely tease you 24/7

Will make you wonder if he's your friend or enemy

Loves to see you embarrassed so he will do anything to make you all shy

But deep down loves you a lot

JEALOUS

OVERPROTECTIVE

Since it's hard for him to get close to people he cares deeply for the ones he sees close

Will teach you how to skate no matter how long it takes

Is actually a pretty patient teacher

Is the first one to go to about something serious

He knows when to joke around and when to be serious so it's really easy to communicate with him once you're close

If he breaks your heart by accident he will prepare a surprise for you to forgive him

Will take you out at nights for a walk when he isn't feeling well

Also very likely to fall for his best friend

[eungii]

"You thought that"

៚ ᴛᴡ: angst angst ⚠️ A person used as a weapon. Manga spoiler ⚠️ manipulation, toxic relationship, cursed words.

៚ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: As you know, Gege Akutami decided to take a break in the manga, so i'm going to make in my own way the rest of Iwabi (my story lmao). Enjoy <33 (And yes I stand Twice)

Also I really want to apologize because this chapter take too much time to be upload hehe.

SERIES MASTERLIST

Ironic isn't it? You killed people with your own hands, and now you beg for forgiveness.

You are a monster and all because of him. You give everything, for him.

... Is was ok? You love him so much, but does he love you back?

A text just snap you about of your thoughts

You just want to be loved, and he love you. He always have love you. Unlike Gojo, he always have lied to you. He used you, he was selfish, so fucking selfish and all because of the "power and control". He was a cheater, a liar, he believe he is important in everything... Well, he was Gojo Satoru, the "perfect", the "strongest", of course he will always feel special.

Unlike you, you were just a weapon. Nothing more, nothing less. And that why you want to help your beloved friend, he make you feel full, he make you feel those "butterflies" in your stomach, he make you feel special.

As you grab Gojo (the cube lmao) all you could do is stare at him (or it..??) You thought about just leave him, just go with Geto, and sleep peacefully and when you wake up, you will see that it was a nightmare. Well, you wished that.

But how could you hate him? He was your friend, he helped you with your problems, he was there... Until that day, until July 8th.

"Y/n, honey~ I'm home" Geto spoke as if that cave was your home. "Where is my cute girl? I can't see her~" as you go out of your room you saw him with a cute smile on his lips. His beautiful lips. You show Gojo and saw him smile.

"My good girl, I new you were strong but not this strong. You can easily move the cube! I am amazed" he start walking to the kitchen "Now go to sleep that we are going to move tomorrow morning" as he leave he stare at his phone. "Also Mahito will come here, so just ignore him, goodnight"

Mahito's pov:

This was easy- peasy, we got Y/n and Gojo, Ha! Sukuna you can suck my di-

As I look to my phone I saw that Geto replied to my message.

Sukuna huh? Wow is this girl Levi or what? Now everyone is over her. Well she is cute, but that doesnt mean anything. I think i wikl talk to her in private. As i go to their "house" I just stay in the window *knock knock*

"Do you need something? Mahito..." "Heeeeey! Nice to meet you too. I am Mahito, and I want to make a deal with you" I saw her with a ':D' face. I hope it really works

"You know that Gojo is the bad guy, right? Weeeell I heard that his students where here to get him back. So I think you should fight them, and more that curse king. He give me bad vibes" "Do you think I will do that all myself? Of course not" " I will help so don't worry ♡︎"

As the time was passing, he was more getting in her mind. "You need to protect Geto, and they are trying to steal him from you... So what are you going to do huh?" "Protect Geto and eliminate anyone who try to steal Gojo or Geto from me"

Is that even ok? You have to really protect them? "But, not today. And I will never killed anyone, ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵃⁿᵃᵐⁱⁿᵗ...."

"Huh? You say something" "No just... Leave it"

ʰⁱ ᶜʰᵃᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ఌ︎ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᵇʸ ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ (ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗˢ ᵒᶠᶜ),ˡⁱᵏⁱⁿᵍ ⁱᵗ ᵒʳ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ. ⁱ ᵖʳᵒᵐⁱˢᵉ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ᵘʷᵘ

English is not my fist language so please, forgive me is there any misspelled or something wrong.

[laceymorganwrites]

Ah fuc guess whose here with a request because she can't stop thinkin about it and needs it to be reality but also doesn't know the character well enough to write it? Meeeee

Anyway. Also pls hmu if this is unclear because I'm both tired n have a headache so I dunno if this is even English lmao. Or just hmu for like. Normal talkin if u want that

Could you do hc's or, a scenario or whatever you feel best fits, for Jean where his S/O is "eaten" by a titan, so now he thinks they're dead. But then, the titan writhes in pain, it's stomach is split open by S/O's knife, and S/O gets out alive but traumatized and just clings to Jean the moment he's close enough because holy shit they almost died n just u know pls provide me with that angst/comfort pls

Or don't, if you don't wanna do this req that's totes cool too no worries

Word count: 782

Pairing: Jean x reader

Warnings: blood n gore, swearing

A/N: I am so bad at writing action and gore but I tried lol, I hope you like it

It was routine at this point. Titans invaded more often than ever, the walls meant nothing.

You should´ve seen it coming, should´ve been more prepared.

But then again, all you ever did was train and watch out, still you were never prepared and you doubted you ever would be.

Then came the rage, wasn´t it the job of the others to ensure your safety? Why did you even build the walls if everyone knew that they´d be destroyed one way or the other?

It was no wonder people in high positions couldn´t control the civilians anymore.

You were a soldier like anyone else, nothing special, fighting to protect the people that would be killed in another week.

It all seemed pointless and you all knew it was.

But what the fuck were you supposed to do about it? There was nothing else to do but try.

Sure, the situation was hopeless but that didn´t mean you had to be.

At least you could keep up the attitude to calm down the citizens.

Death was always a companion to you, striking down your comrades you promised you wouldn´t get attached to since it would only bring you pain.

Every single one of you was going to die. It was only a matter of time.

But still you couldn´t help yourself, why did everyone have to be so nice?

Especially Jean…

You never would´ve imagined to fall in love in those times, living a life that was more fleeting than anything. But here you were, in his arms, the day before your next mission.

Everything was peaceful. For now that was.

You exchanged a few words before going to sleep. Sleeping next to him, all cuddled up, made you feel so safe. Safer and warmer than anything else you ever experienced.

The nights weren´t as restless with him by your side and for the first time in your life you felt like you could actually sleep through it.

The next day started like always, quick breakfast, getting into gear and riding outside of the walls.

It didn´t take long for the titans to show their grimaces, so ugly and visceral you just wanted to slay each and every one of them.

Something that always went through your head was: who?

Who would get eaten next? Who was the next one to die and lose their lives to those monsters?

This time it just seemed to be the one person you couldn´t lose.

Without thinking about it you jumped into action, protecting Jean and trying to attack it.

However you were in vain. You weren´t fast enough and instead took Jean´s place.

The titan swallowed you whole like you were nothing, like you weren´t even worth chewing, in the end it would be for your luck.

But even still…

It was an experience you would never forget.

The utter darkness inside of the titan, you could hear the screams outside, Jean calling your name, though it all was muffled.

You couldn´t move a lot in its stomach, it was filled with heads and limbs and some half alive corpses, the air was more than just damp, cutting at your throat. If you didn´t do something soon, you would end up like them.

Jean felt utterly helpless, watching you get eaten. He couldn´t move and slashed at the titan but no matter what he did, it wouldn´t let you go.

It was useless, he knew you were probably dead by now but he couldn´t let that happen. He wouldn´t.

If he couldn´t even protect you was he even any good of a soldier? He highly doubted it.

In the end he never has been cut out for the job… he didn´t save anyone like he was supposed to, he just slowed everyone down.

Connie tried to pull him away, tugged at him, but it was no use. He wouldn´t move.

Jean kept trying to rescue you, to get to you.

Meanwhile you were searching for your knife in your pockets, you would get out on your own, this wouldn´t be the end of your story.

After a while you finally found it and gripped it tightly, your hands were covered in more fluids than just sweat and you didn´t dare look down on them.

Determined you dashed forward, closing your eyes and slashing its stomach from the inside, bursting out of it into Jean´s arms.

You couldn´t even cry, your eyes were wide and you just knew that you both would need a lot of time to overcome the trauma that came from this experience.

Right now you were just glad you two were alive, that was more than you bargained for, more than good enough.