#fucking skittle

[managone16]

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

[thepressanon]

hoooow was ur date with sparkles?

it was amazing! we fell asleep on eachother afterwards and-!

[where-is-vivian]

rosekiller but barty, instead of rejecting the path his father laid out for him, goes to law school and becomes a lawyer.

one day he has to defend a man who's accused of the most heinous crimes, and when he meets him, he comes face to face with pretty-face evan. And, despite having called barty to defend him to avoid jail, the first thing he says to him is "I did all of it".

[demodraws0606]

HOLY FUCK OH GOD

GUYS TWO MIGHT THINK GATEY GOT ERASED BY THE TIMELINE SHIFT

WHEN EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT A FEW CHANGES IN THE CURRENT TIMELINE, TWO SAID "a few changes...." AND CHECKED ON GATEY.

GUYS THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT ONE, TWO MIGHT JUST THINK GATEY HAS BEEN ERASED FROM THE TIMELINE

GUYS THIS IS REALLY BAD

[curiouslymyown]

Barty: I’m not in love with Evan

Regulus: okay?

Barty: I mean, just because I think about him all the time, and want him to kiss me, and have him do disgusting things to me-

Regulus: ew

Barty: -doesn’t mean I’m love with him!

Regulus: okay..

Barty: and just because he’s perfect and smart and funny and so fucking attractive doesn’t mean that I want to be his boyfriend

Regulus: okay??????

Barty: anyway this is ridiculous, why are we talking about this?

Regulus: I DONT KNOW BARTY YOU STARTED THE CONVERSATION

[ttroubledwaters]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

imagine this:

Barty’s anigmus form is a bat and whenever he gets really tired during the day, he’ll turn into his anigmus form and shove himself into Evan’s hoodie pocket

everyone asks Evan, “what’s with the lump in your pocket? What’s in it?” And Evan just pulls out his sleeping bat boyfriend and the people get scared bc what kind of freak just has a bat?

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

There was a year where James was above the age of consent and Regulus was below it, meaning that every time James pissed him off, Regulus threatened to call the police.

[moon-meteor-star-sun]

If you are a marauders fan/ you support or are in the queer community then do Not watch the upcoming Harry Potter show! Do not support it! Do not interact with posts in support of it! We do not need anymore content from jkr! Buy the books second hand! Don’t buy official merch! Stop giving your money to her! Stop being transphobic!

Edit: I have a reply in the reblogs to those mentioning to pirate the show

[thatonefandomnerd]

Told You So

Evan: (Huffs and runs a hand across his face) I don't know what to do Reg! He keeps flirting with me like it's nothing, but..

Regulus: (Puts his book down and looks at Evan fully) But you want it to be something?

Evan: (Sighs) Exactly...

Regulus: (Props his head on his hand) Flirt back then

Evan: (Evan looks at him incredulously) You're fucking with me

Regulus: (Returns the look) Nope, now go

Evan: . . . . . .

Evan: (Groaned and begrudgingly stood) Fine, but I'm blaming you if this goes to shit

Regulus: (Smirked and followed Evan to the common room) We'll see about that

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Barty: (Smirks mischievously as Evan walks in with Reg following) Fuck, Ev, you're looking hot in those clothes

Evan: (With a straight face) Boiling actually, s'why I wouldn't mind if you took them off of me

Barty: (Goes bright red and tries to respond with equal flirtatiousness but fails miserably so he just sips his drink shakily)

Dorcas: (Grins and chuckles softly) Merlin, Ev, I think you've broken Barty

Evan: (Smirks ever so slightly) Hmm, I bet I could fix him in one night with me

Barty: (Chokes on his drink and goes a darker shade of red if possible)

Regulus: (Walks past Evan and whispers as he goes) Told you so

[managone16]

Sirius: James we're here!! James, scrambling: Sirius! I- Sirius, entering: Oh! You have a cat?? Since when? James, looking behind him: I-er, yeah. James, fondly: He's adorable isn't he? Sirius: Yeah I suppose. Remus: Pads, I brought the-oh! Regulus, what are you doing here? Sirius, confused: R-Regulus? Remus: The cat. *pointing at it* *Regulus sighing and transforming back* James, panicking: Pads! I can explain, I-um- Sirius, sweetly: What is my brother doing in your apartment, James? James: I- Sirius, laughing: You're dead.

[swimmingclass1978]

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone

[a-great-tragedy]

I’m glad that J.K. Rowling has never written about the marauders and that no company has made a marauders film adaptation because 1, it would be boring (and straight) and 2, what’s great about the fandom is that we made the whole thing up. Some names were mentioned once or twice in the book and we gave them full on personalities. Everyone has different opinions on different characters and I think that’s the best part of this.

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Had barty and evan known the reason as to why Regulus had died, Voldemort would've been dead in under two months, toasted in fiendfyre.

[curiouslymyown]

Touch starved Barty finally finding the comfort he needed in Evans arms

[marauders-bs]

ok guys

so it's pretty commonly agreed upon that reg has known hes a boy since he was, like, birthed, right?

so, when reggie comes out to the rosier twins, both of them are automatically like "you can do that?"

so of course they recruit the other two, cas and barty, to their cause of learning the switching spell to put ev and dora in their proper bodies

it's dorcas who gets it and dorcas who performs it, and then dora is happy in the girl's dorm and evan is freaking the fuck out because it somehow never occurred to him that switching into a boy's body meant sharing a room with barty.

thank you for listening i will write this at some point. whenever i am struck by the divine forces like god intended