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Jane Fonda (Barbarella, Sunday in New York, Barefoot in the Park)—Feminist icon, LGBTQ+ rights activist since the 70s, Civil Rights and Native American rights advocate, environmentalist… she really is THE woman ever
Rita Hayworth (Gilda, Cover Girl)—Absolutely, drop-dead gorgeous. She steals every movie she’s in; she was Fred Astaire’s favorite dance partner, as you can see in clips from their movies [link][link]. Born Margarita Carmen Cansino, Rita's story had its tragedies—her father was awful and had her performing in nightclubs way, way too young; the studio totally remade her look because they were afraid of her hispanic image, putting her through painful treatments and diets; she had a string of failed marriages. But beside all that, I think there's something about Rita that still glows through—an inner beauty that has nothing to do with the studio, or the men who pinned their dreams on her. Rita brings an incandescence to roles that's impossible to replicate, and was truly a great actress in that she could switch from herself—shy Margarita—into a bold and glamorous femme fatale so convincingly everyone fell in love with her as Gilda. She's my favorite movie star, and I think she was a beautiful human through and through—Rita, gorgeous and real and shining bright.
This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
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Jane Fonda:
" I assume she's already been submitted but I gotta make sure. I think there's an element to movies like Barbarella or her segment of Spirit of the Dead of those having been directed by her husband, who famously made movies about her being hot, and the incredible costume design also helped, but good lord. Look at her"
"She was so pretty, dear lord! She was and still us stunning. She’s great at comedy and drama."
"Shes so hot im so gay for me i will let her hit me with hers car"
"Gorgeous and also still getting arrested at climate protests, which is sexy behavior"
"Watching her in Barefoot in the Park seriously made me, a straight woman, question things"
"PLEASE I LOVE HER SO MUCH"
"Her vibes in these movies are so interesting because she, the daughter of an Old Hollywood star, went on to make both poignant dramatic movies and the some of the silliest things you've ever seen but even in the silly space adventures and sexploitations there's always this undeniable gravitas to her. It's like she's able not to take herself very seriously but at the same time never stops having this grace and elegance and makes it all work together. And she's always been very politically active which is also sexy. Her famous mugshot is from 1970 so right at the cutoff mark but come on"
Rita Hayworth:
Do you need any other propaganda? Here’s the video.
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She was not called "the love goddess" for nothing: beautiful, glamorous, despite playing sexy and provocative roles her inherent shyness somehow also would shine through sometimes, creating this contradictory and incredibly attractive image
Often played "the bad girl" who tempted the male hero away from "the good girl"; but did have roles that broke her out of that mold. She was also the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit. THE pinup girlie.
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She was soo beautiful when she was young and she MAINTAINED that beauty into her later years and I think that old lady glamour is hot. bombastic sex appeal
every line she delivers in gilda is so flirty and passionate or absolutely desolate and it's so good
I just have a lot of feelings about her
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*buddy aurinko voice* found family? no, darling, this is a made family. I superglued these chucklefucks together kicking and screaming.
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#buddy aurinko#the aurinko crime family#juno steel#peter nureyev#vespa ilkay#jet sikuliaq#jet siquliak#tpp rita#rita tpp#bs.txt#why is jet's last name spelled two different ways. which one's the right one. help#the ruby 7#yes I'm tagging all of them fuck off#carte blanche
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LET JOSHUA AND JUNO STEEL SAY FUCK PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE MY FUCKING TWEET I NEED THIS FOR THE FUNNIEST EDITS GUYS CMON
#the penumbra podcast#juno steel#junoverse#peter nureyev#joshua ilon#tpp#rita penumbra podcast#buddy aurinko#vespa ilkay#jet siquliak#LET JUNO SAY FUCK
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I drew few more Lar...ries?
#my art#sketchy sketch#doom patrol#larry trainor#rita farr#rama#can't draw Larry and not be dramatic#sorry for no keeg or negative spirit#I will have to draw momma larry at some point#FUCK I SHOULD BE SLEEPING WHY IS THE CLOCK SO MUCH
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DEXTER | 1x05 "Love American Style"
#dexter#dexter morgan#michael c hall#filmtv#tvandfilm#dailytvfilmgifs#tvedit#live action#rita bennet#julie benz#gif#gifset#he's so fucking stupid sometimes 😭💕
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Sorry! Got a little too focused on these guys today :P These characters are definitely the easiest for me to design a 10-years-later concept. Very proud of them!
Rita - 25 Estelle - 28 Karol - 22 Judith - 29
#Tales of Vesperia#10-years-later#Rita Mordio#estellise sidos heurassein#Karol Capel#Judith#Judy#Judith Vesperia#mewnia’s pawprints#originally I was going to do an Xillia piece today but then I opened the file to these guys and I was like ooo#haha so yeah!#currently working on a design for Yuri but holy fuck is he hard to design#his original look is just way too good#also yes Karol is wearing Yuri’s old sash :P#mainly because if there’s anything I DO know about my Yuri design is that he has a different one inspired by Repede
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Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
#rita calhoun#she has never looked so GAY#law and order#i was worried#lets hope the ep is good#this will consume my brain for the next 17 + hours now#thank you#elizabeth marvel#the fucking finger in the belt look is *killing* me
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Next, it's your turn.
If I had a nickel for every time a popular genderless/neutral toku character is always called a woman by the fans bc of how they perceive the actors despite being confirmed by direct sources that they're neither male or female, I'd have 2 nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it fucking sucks that it happened twice.
#I'm not sure how people reacted to Sonoshi but Ive heard a lot of shit that went down when it came to Naki#and yall know me and the whole Rita situation even though it shouldn't be a situation but you fucking bigoted dumbasses keep insisting#it's 2024. grow up and accept the fact that genderqueer people and characters exist#kingohger#king ohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#rita kaniska#rita kanisuka#kingoh doodles#kamen rider zero one#naki#kamen rider naki#mha redraw#super sentai
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#white collar#s5e9 my enemy#bro why is this season so fucking stressful#also bring diana back right fucking now#i need my emotional support lesbian to get me thru these two's bullshit#rita rambles
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Rita Moreno (Singin' in the Rain, West Side Story)—She’s an EGOT, an absolute legend for how she navigated her career as a woman of color in the fifties and sixties. Her performance as Anita in West Side Story is why I go back to that movie so many times. She is an icon and she is the moment.
Eartha Kitt (Anna Lucasta, St. Louis Blues)—My friend and I have a saying: NOBODY is Eartha Kitt. A thousand have tried, and they've all come up empty and will continue to do so. Everyone knows her for something: from "Santa Baby" to Yzma in Emperor's New Groove to Catwoman to making Lady Bird Johnson cry for the Vietnam War. She was a master of comedy and sex, an extremely vocal activist, and she aged like fine wine... I honestly don't know what I can say about her that hasn't already been said, so I'll stick to linking all my propaganda. Like what else do you want from me. She was iconic at everything she ever did. Literally name another. How can anyone even think of her and not want to absolutely drown?
This is one of two semifinals in the Hot & Vintage Movie Women Tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Propaganda is not my own and is on a submission basis. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
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Eartha Kitt:
"A hot vintage woman who was not just known for her voice, beauty, poise, and presence, but also her unapologetic ways of speaking about how she was mistreated in the show business as a girl who grew up on cotton fields in South Carolina in the 1930s through the 1940s coming to Broadway first and then Hollywood."
"Have you watched her sing?? Have you seen her face?? Have you heard her talk?? How could you not fall instantly in love. She makes me incoherent with how hot she is."
"She can ACT she can SING she can speak FOUR LANGUAGES she is a GODDESS!!! Although she is (rightfully) remembered for her singing, TV appearances (Catwoman my beloved), and later film roles, her early appearances in film are no less impressive or noteworthy!! She’s an amazing actress with so much charisma in every role. She was also blacklisted from Hollywood for 10 years for criticizing the Johnson administration/Vietnam War, so. Iconic. Also Orson Welles apparently called her “the most exciting woman in the world.”
"She had such a stunning, remarkable appearance, like she could tear you to shreds with just a glance- but the most undeniable part of her hotness was her voice, and it makes sense that it's what most people nowadays know her for. Nothing encapsulates the sheer magnetism of her singing better than this clip of her and Nat King Cole in St. Louis Blues, she pops in at 2:49. Also I know it's post-1970 but her song that was cut from Emperor's New Groove is likely to make you feel Feelings."
"Even with as racist as Hollywood was in the 1950s and 60s, Eartha Kitt STILL managed to have a thriving career. She also once had a threesome with Paul Newman and James Dean, and called out LBJ over the Vietnam War so hard that it made First Lady Johnson cry. Eartha Kitt was talented, sexy, and a total badass activist."
Rita Moreno:
"Amazing showstopping actress in her one big memorable role as Anita in West Side Story. She sings and dances with unmatched joy and energy, and then breaks your heart with her acting. Rita took a role that felt as a stereotype to latina women and made it compelling and multifaceted. Her subsequent career was filled with mostly side roles, but she still managed to excel in whatever Hollywood threw at her."
"It’s Rita!! The EGOT herself! She can act, she can sing, she can dance, a triple threat. Obviously absolutely iconic as Anita in West Side Story (her part of the Tonight Quintet is the sexiest part of the film, fight me). But before that she was the amazing Zelda in Singin’ In the Rain!?! Thanks Zelda, you’re a real pal."
"She continues to be amazing but also she's got legs for days."
"THEE iconic rita moreno, EGOT winner, civil rights activist, theatre legend. watch her documentary "Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It". also her rendition of "fever" on the muppet show"
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#eartha kitt#rita moreno#hotvintagepoll#ladies semifinals#fuck!!! that! ! !! ! old ! ! woman ! !!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!#Youtube
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED QUEERS !!!!!!! THANK U FOR THE HELP FULFILLING A DREAM OF MINE FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! WE, AS A GROUP, HAVE LET JUNO SAY FUCK !!!!!! WE'VE DONE IT!!! COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU ALL THANKS GUYS
#the penumbra podcast#juno steel#peter nureyev#tpp#junoverse#buddy aurinko#rita penumbra podcast#joshua ilon#JUNO HAS SAID FUCK#JUNO IS TIRED#IVE DONE GODS WORK
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I'm so done with all these pathetic haters who have nothing better to do with their lives. Ship and let ship, that's like the only rule in fandoms. What is wrong with people.
#marauders#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders era#sirius black#fuck jkr#harry potter#barty crouch jr#wolfstar#rosekiller#evan rosier#remus lupin#dorlene#dorcas#marlene#dorlily#lily evans#mary macdonald#marylily#marylene#alice fortescue#narcissa black#nobleflower#bellatrix black#rita skeeter#quillkiller#bartylus#jartylus
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*reactions to finding out all blacks speak french*
james: *melting in gay*
alice: *laying on the ground in gay*
remus: fuck outta here with that shit i don't speak croissant
rita: *literal heart eyes, bella is Shocked*
#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#fuck jkr#regulus black#jegulus#james fleamont potter#james potter#alice fortescue#narcissa black#nobleflower#bellatrix black#rita skeeter#quillkiller#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar
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headcanon that Rita wasn’t only a journalist but also a photographer and her and Bellatrix would take professional nudes and at one point recorded their own sex tape
#Quillkiller#rita skeeter#bellatrix lestrange#bellatrix black#rita x bellatrix#bellatrix x rita#rita headcanon#Quillkiller headcanon#marauders headcanon#headcanon#marauders era#dead gay wizards#fuck jkr#harry potter#beth rants#Bethy’s headcanons
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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY KILL RITA!?!?
THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THAT, SHE DID NOTHING WRONG : (
#dexter#she was perfect#fuck trinity!!!#Arthur Mitchell can suck a dick#Rita Bennett#justice for rita#dexter morgan
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I think the reason I love Horn so much is because she appears to be this paragon of virtue and selflessness and beauty. But on closer inspection she’s almost totally lost it and she’s willing to do some pretty horrendous shit up to and including torture and her entire sense of self has dissolved into making sure her comrades didn’t die in vain to the point I don’t think she quite knows what she’s fighting for anymore. She was supposed to be Victoria’s champion and Victoria chewed her up til there was barely anything left. Woman whose gaze is absolutely fucking haunted.
#like and subscribe for more posts about Rita Skamandros#it’s not even like Oh I Can Fix Her#NAY I do not want her to be fixed#she is so much more fun all fucked up#I’m three seconds away from writing a huge ass essay about her#help#arknights#horn arknights
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