#perri

[thelonelyshore-if]

What's the wildest thing Beck and Perri have ever done together that they absolutely regretted in the moment but now look back on and laugh?

I have been thinking about their friendship so much in the past few days, so I am dying for Beck/Perri besties content. Honestly, any fun facts about them will do. I need it.

Also, Beck/Perri poly being dead last in the poll is a C R I M E. They have the best dynamic and I can't wait to slot myself into it like the missing piece they never knew they needed.

Oh I totally agree. I love their polyship soooo much; and their friendship. I'm so excited to dig into their friendship and tear it open with my bare hands. Slotting MC into it will be truly a delight. Beck's skittishness and fear of commitment combined with Perri's tendency towards being clingy and their being a hopeless romantic are just...

*chef's kiss*

Throwing MC into the middle of that is going to be so much fun.

As for your first question, my answer got a little long so you can find it beneath the cut <3

When they were younger--around 19--Perri became obsessed with the creature they believe lives in the lake. Beck got it in his head that the two of them could go out and find the thing.

The problem? It was the middle of winter. But, never fear! Just because it's winter doesn't mean you can't access the lake. Easthaven has a huge fishing culture, and ice fishing is big. So, no problem--they'd sneak into an icehouse, chop the hole open a little farther, and try to get some pictures or something.

Breaking and entering wasn't hard at all. They just picked the biggest one owned by somebody they were convinced wouldn't kick their ass if they got caught. Beck brought a hatchet, Perri brought a camera wrapped in plastic set on a timer and tied together with a rope.

What could go wrong?

It turns out that safely cracking the ice with a hatchet isn't as easy as Beck thought. He went at it a little too hard. The fishing hole opened more, for sure. Wide enough for him to fall in.

Perri lost their camera. Beck did an impromptu polar plunge. They're lucky that Beck didn't drown; even luckier that the ice stopped cracking before the entire icehouse fell in. Luckiest of all, some of the fisherfolk had started arriving, and they were able to help get Beck back on the ice and rushed to the hospital before hypothermia set in.

Scary as hell in the moment. Beck has almost died plenty of times, but that ice-shock of cold still sticks with them. Perri was a wreck.

Now, though? They can't see the lake, covered in fishhouses, without bursting into laughter.

[arjengelly]

I could get into this show… just need Tammy and Tommy to show up…. They could be teens or adults idc

They could know Hazel’s bro or be her babysitter

It’d be funny if Tommy was voiced by David Kaufman (Danny Phantom)

Maybe Tammy is dating Hazel’s bro

[xwildwhirlx]

of course they knew that keeping his name as “Poof” would be a bit too on-the-nose

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dumpster Baby 2: Chaggie & Baby

Charlie: (panicking) Perri!? PERRI! Perri, sweetie, come down for Mommy, please?

Perri: (short for Perriwinkle based on her hair and color theme, wings flapping 100 beats a minute as she barely manages to hover around the chandelier in the very, VERY high ceilinged lobby) Hehehehehe!~

Charlie: Sweetie, please come down. Mommy's worried about you falling. Your wings aren't strong enough for those heights yet! (to Angel) How did she even get up that high?! You were supposed to be watching her while I went to the bathroom!

Angel: What? She flapped her wings and used the surrounding furniture to get higher. She can hover pretty damn good for a little tyke.

Charlie: (scolding tone) Angel!

Angel: Tyke! Tiiiiieee-k. Not dyke, Toots.

Vaggie: (flies up to Perri and holds her hands under her belly) Come here, mija. You're about to give Mommy a heart attack.

Perri: (giggles impishly in a way that almost sounds like Lucifer's giggle when he calls Razzle and Dazzle) Mita! Mita! Hehehehehe~

Vaggie: (gently guides Perri to "fly" into Charlie's hands)

Charlie: Oh, thank goodness! (holds Perri tight) No more flying above the coffee table!

Angel: What the fuck is Mita?

Vaggie: (blushes and bristles)

Charlie: (blushing) U-umm.... Perri heard me call Vaggie "Mamacita" one night when I thought she was asleep. And ever since, she's called her Mita.

Angel: HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy Shit!!! Vaggie's mom name is because you guys had sex with the little tyke in the room!!!

[williamshamspeare]

[silverfishfan]

fox sona (fruity). his name is perri

[gadzooksgalore]

I had the pleasure of doing a very casual art trade with my good friend Perri between writing sessions, where I got the chance to draw her alien bean Nii. Been wanting to try a bit of digital papercraft for a while so this was the perfect opportunity! Indulging in some lineless art was a treat, and playing around with all the different textures was honestly really fun.

Perri has accounts on Art Fight and Artfol, so you can find her there :>

Alternate version below the cut!

[dodgecarspeedracershotdogcart]

[pinkyhaert]

{ Did a draw the squad but with WH Ocs on Twitter and sneakily added my WH ocs into the mix hehehe }

I would tag people but like idk if they have tumblr or not sksks

Anyways enjoy VwV

[disneybooklist]

[ratsinpots]

I don’t care what people say. I always liked Poof! He was amazing. Yeah the show went downhill but don’t blame my boy.

anyway. I haven’t watched Fairly odd parents since I was little. So…. I fucking love Peri.

[thelonelyshore-if]

The besties, since they've been on my mind recently <3

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

She’s so influencer coded

[provincara]

Rereading the Lumatere Chronicles and damn so many of the couples in this series had horrible first impressions like???? Finnikin was so pissed when Isaboe joined him and Topher and then even more pissed when he realized she was just as smart as him, Trevanion yelled at Beatriss for being incompetent and then she slapped him in the face when HE was incompetent, Froi called Quintana a whore when he was like 5 feet from her room, pretty sure Perri and Tesadora tried to kill each other at some point?? even more minor couples like August and Abian ("pity the man who shares her bed" sir that would be YOU) and Harker and Jorja ("he hated me for the first five years of our marriage!") And don't even get me started on Lucian and Phaedra

But then they all kind of juxtapose beautifully with Grijio and Florenza's meet-cute at the end of the series, like after all of the horrific things that happened to these people there's some hope for goodness in the future ya know? like finally a good start

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dumpster Baby & Apple Seed Crossover

Dumpster Baby meets Apple Seed AU

Vaggie: (sharpening her spear in the foyer)

Perri: (toddles over, flapping her wings when she almost falls over) Mita! Mita!

Vaggie: What is it, mija? Are you coming over to see me fix up my spear?

Perri: (grabs the edge of the coffee table and stares)

Spear: (glistening and shining in the late day sun shining through the windows after being freshly sharpened and polished)

Perri: (eyes sparkle in awe and reaches out to grab the spear) Speeeer....

Vaggie: (blinks and glance between the spear and Perri)

Perri: (puppy eyes as her little pudgy fingers make tiny grabby motions)

Vaggie: (puts the spear handle in Perri's hand)

Perri: (absolutely beams and sparkles)

Vaggie: Hmm... (pulls the spear away)

Perri: (eyes water as she frowns, her lips quivering) Euuuuuuu....

Vaggie: (puts the spear handle in Perri's hand)

Perri: (beams and sparkles)

Vaggie: (proud mama moment) Okay, so when you hold a spear-

Charlie: (from the loveseat) Absolutely Not!!!

Vaggie: (Picks up Perri and holds her tight) She chose the spear! I had no say in the matter!

Perri: (holding the spear in tiny hands as she smiles so big it would give Alastor a run for his money) Speeeer!!!!

Charlie: (groans and holds her belly) I'm too pregnant for this!!!

[williamshamspeare]

Guy Mortadello is a fucked up little man, I think